Friday Caption Fun, Round 25
November 21, 2008 118 Comments
I have been unusually addicted to Lone Wolves lately. For some odd reason the solitude and playing without a mic has been oddly relaxing. Needless to say, I was excited to see the double experience playlist featuring the 12 player ranked FFA Legendary Brawl this weekend. Antisocial ftw! After recapping last week’s responses, I’ll leave you to captioning yet another screenshot while I go dig myself farther into my hole. I’ll come out next week. Maybe.
- “The chief had warned his brute buddy about playing Mirror’s Edge.” (Das Kalk)
- “Dude… those food nipples sneak up on you.” (Louis Wu)
- “Chief: Oh My God! I can’t believe you actually ATE that infection form…that was so worth the five bucks! Brute: Shut the F *Vomits* uck Up!” (mendicantbias00)
- “Told you not to challenge Yoozel to a drinking contest.” (BerserkerBarage)
- “After Hawty’s anniversary party, the place was a mess, the Chief was passed out in the back yard, several grunts had made off with the TV …but nothing prepared her for what the brutes had left for her in the bathroom.” (Mercury)
- “Fuck the Forerunners, you pray to THIS god now!” (SonofMacPhisto)
- “After losing his job to a Grunt, Bruteson developed a serious drinking problem.” (Dusty Boy T)
- “Alas Poor Yorick, your skull IS in there.” (Admiral Madden)
- “John immediately regretted agreeing to show the Brute his face.” (newguy2445)
More than 20 screenshot activities later and I think last week’s picture may have had the funniest captions yet. Mixed in with all the anniversary wishes (thank you so much for those!) were the most hilarious responses that had me ROFLMAO plus many more long strings of capitalized random letters. That was definitely some good stuff you guys and gals came up with! Let’s see how you do this week with another Halo 3 screenshot optimized for your captioning pleasure. I call it, “Ready to toast your marshmallows” but what is your witty caption for it?
Author: Wasausky
Check out MY firecrotch!
A firecrotch, or an FC is someone who has red hair, but also has red hair in the lower region. (Not all red haired people have red hair down there as well.)
I need to cut down on the caffeine, every time I pee, it’s like a burning river of fire.
“i think she might have an STD i knew i should have used a condom!!” – Drag0n D214
Doug cheated in Lone Wolves by opening the Crotch of the Covenant.
Does this look infected? and w00t i got a caption!
‘Not even this armor can contain how hot I am for you right now’
The Chief decided to combine his two favorite activities, wanking off and flaming people, the end result, a flame penis.
The red team revealed their secret power, a flaming penis, all the noobs bowed down and got burnt in its glory.
‘I know what the ladies like’
As well as giving away Recon, Bungie decided to make flaming helmets available to all, so they created a new armour permutation, flaming crutch-plate.
‘If you can’t handle the heat, get out of my pants!’
“It’s weird doc…I have this burning feeling every time I pee. I just can’t figure it out…”
“Take Aim…… Fire!”
My gun is a blazin! … and, uh by my gun I mean my private area, just wanted to clear that up.
Damn, Nature! You so scary!
Another one:
Blue: Does it itch?
Red: Does what itch?
Eat it!
Red Spartan: “Why does everyone say that I’m flaming
or
Jimmy was he envy of all his friends, bungie had the flaming head, but he was the only one who had the flaming crotch.
Mine’s Bigger!
After realizing he had taken the rocket fuel instead of the lotion, Bob tried desperately to save his manhood. Stop, grip, rub!
Melee this!
I think he has the term “fire in the hole!” a bit backwards.
—-
Talk about blowing your load.
This is my rifle. This is my gun!
You think this is cool? Wait till I fart!
“Achievement Unlocked: Lit your crotch on fire”
oh snap, someone shot a rocket at my groin region.
I like Shaky Shotgun’s answers. XD
Hmm… I got nothing.
“What do I have to do to get some penicillin around here?”
“Halo Pr0n makes me so hot man…”
“FIRE MANCANNON!!”
[Dr. Evil]I shall call it, “Mini-me!”
–NO! Mini-me we do not light people on fire!!
—That’s a bad mini-me…[/Dr. Evil]
Christ, I thought Lindsay Lohan was the scariest firecrotch I knew.
Ever wonder why there isn’t a Mrs. Chief? Yeah, this is the answer.
(Wiggity-w00t for making it on the list last week <3s Boozel!!)
~B.B.
Due to his busy and hectic lifestyle, the chief never got a prostate exam. So he never found out exactly why it burned so much when he pee’d.
“FLAME ON”
“Custom power-ups FTW”
As Kelly found out, SPARTAN periods are a little… different than those of normal women.
John never did realize why nobody wanted to sleep with him… they always said something about a “burning sensation”.
Sometimes, I feel like my ass is hanging out. On this occasion, however…
@ ManKitten: EPIC WIN
and also:
“feel the burn”
(in a super-robot pilot voice) FIRE-COCK… BLAZE UP!
How do you like them apples? And by apples, I mean my inbuilt flamethrower!
In the distant future, STD’s cause horrible damage.
Tea bagging’s for wimps.
“What happened to you, man?”
“Well, my priest circumcised me with a blow torch.”
you really want me to frogblast the vent core cortana?
Remember how people got all glowy in Touched By An Angel? Well, um, she touched my special area! :(
( http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season9/wiggy7.mp3 )
“the ladies call me the red dragon for a reason…”
red team’s desperate attempt to increase their incineration metal count…
You wanted it “hot”…right?
shit, ‘medal’ awesome spell check… real awesome…
…and Red learned the hard way that you’re supposed to blow out the flame BEFORE you down the Flaming Jesus
Erectile Dysfunction Medicines for SPARTANS have unexpected side effects.
or
“And that’s when Smiling Bob stopped smiling…”
Vent Core Frog Blasted.
Gotta represent the Blazing Saddles crowd: ” ‘Scuse me while I whip this out!”
“You know what that is? That’s Old Greg’s vagina! I got a man-gina! I’m Old Greeeegggggg!!!!”
talk about pissing like hell
After holding the flashlight between his legs, the Spartan proceeded to use shadow puppets to recreate the Battle for Reach.
“Just wait until you see the Fuel Rod Cannon I carry.”
SECRET WEAPON *BLAM*!! Aww, you thought I was reloading, didn’t you? Go hang your energy sword in shame.
You want mustard on this baby?!
Feel the heat of my new Melee attack.
I’m fireproof; you’re not…
Killing Spree: “You’re aflame!”
Premature inflammation affects 1 in every ten Spartans; don’t let it happen to you. Phone the ‘Hotline’ for instant relief.
Calls are charged at $8 per minute.
I told them I needed a secret weapon but this is ridiculous
It’s like a Kitten Cannon, only better!
Oh OH OH Ahhh, Boom Goes the Dynamite.
“I take it you’re happy to see me!”
“I got your spartan laser right hear. shoop da whoop”
Look Ma!! No gun!!
The Spartan Man-Missile containment system has failed.
When blue came looking for water every one thought Blue just ate something really spicy. Red knew better.
Step 1: attack blue.
Step 2: ??
Step 3: When step 2 fails, escape. WARNING: Severe external groin pain may ensue.
“Here is my rifle,
Here is my gun
This one’s for fighting
This one’s for fun”
“Viva Viagra! Side effects include: Crotch Fire, Rocket Balls, and Premature Flames.”
Yet another reason not to have anonymous upgrades.
Hey guys, guess who I just played against. Lindsay Lohan! Don’t believe me, here’s a screenshot to prove it.
*clap* FLAME ON
told you marines were flamers
dry humping at Hawty’s bday party got a little out of hand.
and boom goes the dynamite
Then I said to her, “And you thought my shotgun was powerful in close quarters?”
“Pew Pew Pew”
thats not a man cannon. *opens fly* THIS is a man cannon
Red: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!
Blue: *snicker*
Red: What? Wait… FUCK!
(Said in MikeyMike voice) Sneak Attack!
If You Experience An Erection Or Burning Sensation, Please Call A Doctor Immediately, As This Could Be A Potentially Hilarious Side Effect.
Feel the POWER!
“It’s all fun and games until someone’s crotch catches fire… then its an exellent screenshot.”
Red in the Head, Fire in the hole!
“All the other guys on the team laughted when they replace Jimmys vasoline with gasoline”
Damned Asteroid strike to the groin! I ask ya, what are the odds?
I’m serious man, I think that chick from the weekend gave me something.
Insert profanity only AFTER you see your body on the ground. “XXXX!”
And I was like: ‘woah’, and she was like: ‘eurgh’ and I was like: ‘it never used to do that!’
And in other news: A bizarre prank that went wrong saw two Spartans suspended from sentry duty today…
click click boom
Wow, Grif, that’s gonna blow Caboose’s ‘lighting a fart’ trick out the water at the Christmas party!
To hell with the flamethrower!
Chief was out of ammo, so he had to utilize the only weapon he had left.
Shishka:
OKAY, OKAY, you can have recon, just PUT IT AWAY!!!
So Hawt
All my lovers are in the burn ward!
You can tell who has gotten laid by this Red, for they’re all hideously deformed.
The rest of his pistol-wielding teammates have grown very self conscious.
ROCKET MAN! Burning out my fuels out here, alone.
(In Smokey the Bear voice) Only you can prevent penis fires!!!
No one told me Mentos & Coke had THIS kind of effect!!!
Smilin’ Bob ain’t smilin’ no more!!!
Why didn’t I listen to the poster in Health class!!!
Is it hot in here, or is it just ma flamin’ loins?
“you can’t controll this much HAPINESS!”
“Only the likes of Hawty can make the Chief fire his hidden side arm prematurely!”
“it’s only three inches… don’t laugh, some girls like it that wide.”
“and you thought Knoxville’s Red Rocket was Big!”
”
Master Chiefs Bucket List:
be cryogenically frozenthreesome with japanese twinsUse my “SECRET” gunEarn Daddy’s Respect
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“man, that guy’s got some Rocket Balls Chasing after some Cheese Knees!”
“Three full mags, and my swingin’ cod.”
Red team only has two words for blue team, and that is “SKEET SKEET”!
“Master Chief use to eat matches and drink gasoline. One day he found out that that wasn’t a good idea”
“Master chief has learned to never store Flamethrower fuel in his middle pocket.”
“He prooved that you can duel weild with an Assualt rifle.”
“Allow me to capture your hill”
Should I call my doctor now?
Screw the ManCannon, I have myself a BabyCannon!
Heavy Weapon
In retrospect corpse-humping an incineration kill is a VERY BAD IDEA…
“Goodness gracious great balls of fire!”
Behold, the power of cheese.
It was when his armor turned red and fire started shooting from his body that Joe decided it was time to find a better-fitting suit that didn’t chafe so much.
“…Whoaooo your sex is on is on fire…”
Kings of Leon
The chief realized that replacing his KY for IcyHot was a bad idea a little too late…
Ka me ha me HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Boom headshot!”
“I CAME!”
Chief pulled a houdini