Friday Caption Fun, Round 24
November 14, 2008 127 Comments
While Grifball fanatics will be happily occupied earning a double dose of experience this weekend, I actually have other plans that trump even the mightiest of the gravity hammers. Today is my wedding anniversary where I happily celebrate an amazing man who not only puts up with my obsession with gaming but also encourages it. Whenever I ask him why he keeps buying me games, he begins to mumble incoherently about how I am like Cortana and some weird incessant nagging in his head. Don’t know, don’t care because I get my games and he gets his … wait. What the hell is he getting out of this?! While I go figure that out, I will leave you to captioning yet another screenshot (after recapping last week’s of course). Maybe I should go do the dishes or something. Shit.
- “Oh… I know what the ladies like.” (Ragingterror)
- “Let’s see tank beat this!” (humrh360)
- “The fans had called for a more realistic pistol in Halo 4 that still captured the feel of Halo 1’s pistol. The compromise seemed to please them.” (Jillybean)
- “Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.” (urk)
- “It’s light. Handle’s adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button – another Zorg invention – it’s even easier.” (snorkle256)
- “Say hello to my little friend.” (Louis Wu)
- The EL-33T-CF, codename Cluster Fuck, is the ultimate anti-noob weapon this model comes with Noob-seeking rockets, particularly useful for Ammo-hoarding, solo-hog driving teammates. (WARNING! IF YOU ARE A NOOB OR ARE EXPERIENCING SIGNS OF NOOBISHNESS DO NOT HANDLE EL-33T-CF AS NOOBISH USE OF THIS WEAPON IN CLINICAL TRIALS RESULTED IN MILD TO MODERATE DEATH.) (Fushiko)
- “And you thought the n00b combo was bad..” (petetheduck)
Star Wars quotes are always good in my book, but The Fifth Element ones as well? You guys and gals rock! Let’s see what you can come up with this week. I call this screenshot, “Chocolate, Lemon, or Chunky?” (you thought I was just perverted, I’m actually gross too!) but what is your witty caption for it?
Author: Commander Rx28
The Chief meant it when he said he was going to beat the shit out of the Covenant.
“I bet I can pull this sink off the wall!”
Haha, more “inappropritate halo 3 screenshot of the week” please !
“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to shoot my gun in your mouth. Yours was too deep in mine.”
its ok buddy you’ll look like lindsay lohan one day *wispers to self* or you just might die
Happy anniversary!
As for the quote, “Oh, so that’s what makes you Brutes sick! I promse I won’t do THAT ever again.”
“Saw VI”
“Dude… those food nipples sneak up on you.”
Happy Anniversary, HB!
The new shock website : “1 Chief, 1 Brute”
Congrats to you and your husband angel, I hope you guys have a fun night planned!
Caption:
“Look I realize its your 21st birthday, but that doesnt mean you have to take every shot someone buys you all at once. *sigh* n00bs.”
“Here, let me hold your hair back for you.”
That’ll teach you Freshman!
“Silly brute. That’s not how you sit on a toilet!
Happy Anniversary Angel!
Caption:
“And then he realized what the round thing was.”
WOW, you are right. That is corn!
The Chief realized too late that you couldn’t give a Brute a swirly.
That’s his reaction to seeing 2 Girls, 1 Cup.
And happy anniversary!!!
Yay I made it onto a list for once!
Ok here is this week’s
“Here sweety, let me hold your hair back.”
Brute: “Wait a second, THAT’S no Snickers bar*WHACK*”
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Chief: “Time out guys, you gotta come look at what I did!?”
Brute: “WHAT DID YOU EAT?”
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Brute: “Next time you clog your drain with grunt guts,Chief, call someone else.”
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Chief: “Yeah!! Push that penny Freshman!!”
Caption:
Spartan: “Wait, so you’ve been pregnant for 4 month and you didn’t tell me?!”
Brute: “Did you not see the lump on my stomach?”
Spartan: “I thought you were just fat!”
BLLLLLLAAARRRGGHHHHHHH*phrrrt*HHHHHHHHHHHH
Happy Anniversary to you and your husband!
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Brute: RROD! arrrhghahahlbllllllaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
MC: It’s ok steven your mother and I will get you a new xbox tommorrow sweetie. Would you like an ice cream?
Brute: yes I would like that very much father.
MC: That’s a good steven, Hey everyone, we’re going to Dairy Queen!
Mastercheif doesn’t know how to say ‘no’ to his little steven.
Next time…don’t call me to dd for you….wha…there can’t possibly be anything left to…ewww…i stand corrected
This toilet is not a natural formation…!
i don’t want to know where you found the only halo 1 magnum in the game… i don’t want to know why you ate it… but if it doesn’t come out this way, i WILL go in the other way and get it out my self!
Chief: The Arbiter always puts my pistol in there…can you grab it for me?
Some would call it depraved. Some would call it disgusting. The Spartans call it “fun time”.
Even a brute cannot drink the water in Mexico!
YAY! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY! HOORAY! MARRIAGE!
Also, here are my captions.
“Where’s my money bitch!”
“take it like a man!”
The Master Chief had no trouble sneaking up on the brute while he was praying to the Prophet of Ra’alf.
Happy Anniversary!
“That’s not a pickle…”
“No! Bad Brute! You know you’re not supposed to drink out of the toilet!”
#1
*documentary style voice* : Even entering into the 2500′s there had been no real change to the basic bullying techniques originally employed in the 1990′s”
#2
chief : i thought it was the grunts that were meant to act like dogs.
oh forgot this one
#3
“told you youd end up talking to god through the oval telephone”
See, I told you that if you shove food up your ass, you will crap out your mouth [/southpark]
Brute: “Last night I went home with a 10, and woke up with a demon.”
Happy Anniversary Angel :)
And getting back to the caption.
“I thought you liked Indian food.”
Shouldn’t have had that last margarita.
“It’s ok, everyone poops”
That brute will have to snip his beard dreads if he wants out. The chief looks on shocked as he finds that his plumbing skills are his one weakness.
“BAD DOG!”
Gimme your lunch money dweeb, or do you want another wedgie?
“Staring all day into the toilet won’t bring poor old Goldie back. He’s gone, live with it and I promise I’ll buy you a new one.”
“Having repeatedly having the demon’s smelly crotch plate thrust into his face after being owned, the Brute gave up all hope and humility and premeturely embarked upon a “Great Journey” of his own… to the toilet.”
There’s my caption.
Happy anniversary by the way. :P
“No matter what he tried, Cheif could not get his new brute to stop drinking from the toilet.”
Happy anniversary, Hawty!
*vomits*
*cough*
“Goddamn you for putting ipecac in that burrito, Chief…..”
Happy anniversary!
(Caption or comment, I leave the decision to you)
And you flushed our stash of Meth through the toilet, why?
When a Brute and the Chief ran out of ammo, they challenged each other to a drinking contest.
After the war, Chief found out that, despite looking like the average frat boy, Brutes just cannot hold their booze.
Happy anniversary!
“I would’ve thought that a Brute could win the ‘Drink a gallon of milk without throwing up’ challenge. Well, I’ve been wrong before! Here, see if you can eat this package of crackers without taking a drink of water…”
Who…Does…Number 2..Work….For?
End segregation! No more “brutes-only” water fountains!
1.) Told you not to challenge Yoozel to a drinking contest. (<3s Boozel!!)
2.) One day I’ll be cuter than Mary Kate…
As to the anniversary, it reminds me of this:
The Three Rings of Marriage:
1.) Engagement ring
2.) Wedding ring
3.) Suffer-ring
And I only say that because I was forced to go try 10 different types of wedding cake 2 days ago. I never want to eat butter-cream icing again.
~B.B.
where’s prophet, brute?
he’s down there somewhere. let me take another look.
No submissions from me. ;D Happy anniversary though, hope you have a good one.
“You don’t seem to want to accept the fact you’re dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who’s the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who’s been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke! Or in this case a brute.”
15 shots of everclear, 8 car bombs, 31 cups of jungle juice, 5 unknown roofies, 12 games of full cup beer pong, 1 handle of tequila, and an entire lemon did not do this to Brutus. It was seeing the naked body of a Prophet that threw him over the edge.
Brute: “LEAVE ME ALONE, I’m eating dinner.”
Chief: “That’s no………… o.k. sure.”
timmy’s stomach just couldn’t take all the torture from the last night of his fraternity’s rush party.
1.drink
2.drink more
3.??????????
4.profit?
happy anniversary bs!!!
(Thank you for the anniversary wishes!)
Chief: Oh My God! I can’t believe you actually ATE that infection form…that was so worth the five bucks!
Brute: Shut the F *Vomits* uck Up!
I’m not gonna touch that picture, even with a 39 and half foot pole.
Fuck the Forerunners, you pray to THIS god now!
Beer before liquor, never been sicker!!.
Say my name! Say it!
No, no!
Eat shit and die!
:P
‘holy architect, 58 shots and your still conscious?’
Brute: “So, where’s this magic leprechaun?”
Chief: “You have to look very closely. He’s very small.”
Brute: “Hmm… Ooooh…”
Chief: *lulz* “Just a bit closer…”
Brute: “I think I see him! Hai magic leprechaun! Can haz pot of goldz now plz k thnx lol?”
Chief: *lulz* “Not now matey! *shoves brutes head into toilet with butt of rifle* “LOL PWNT!” *runs away*
Brute: *head stuck in toilet* “Damn you chiefy!” *shakes fist* “I’ll get you next time!”
“I told you not to drink the water.”
Happy anniversary. :P
“Dude, isn’t that the biggest turd you’ve ever seen?!?!?!”
The Chief has discovered the newest, greatest anti-noob weapon: The Swirly
Master Chief:What did we learn about taco bell?
Brute defecation was certainly not done the way the Chief expected.
or
After Hawty’s anniversary party, the place was a mess, the Chief was passed out in the back yard, several grunts had made off with the TV …but nothing prepared her for what the brutes had left for her in the bathroom.
The chief had warned his brute buddy about playing Mirror’s Edge.
so, what did you say this achievement was called?
Brutesy and the Chief learned something today, if you’re starving, eating out of the toilet is not a good alternative!
+2 Rads
The Master Chief introduces the Covenant one of the horrors of humanity: High School
…Deeper…
“Dude… and I thought you were shit-faced before.”
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Happy Anniversary!
In an attempt to further study the anatomy of the Brutes, Master Chief discovered that they, much like owls, vomit their food back up, unlike most other life forms. He couldn’t concieve of what usefullness this information might hold, but it was certainly an interesting study.
Chief was a really bully in school. That still hasn’t changed when it comes to brutes.
You said you just came in here and it was like this? Uh huh. Ya know being the best Brute Plumber doesn’t mean you Spartans can just start throwing sticky grenades down the toilet and expect me to fix it. Geez. It’s always “Brute Plumber fix my shower”, “Brute Plumber fix the sink” “Brute Plumber stop eating out of the toilet”
Spartan: “Heh heh….Bomb Dropped!!”
what’s HE get out of it?????!!!!!!!!!
( please, god send ME a woman this dumb :)
ash
p.s. our 25th is feb. 4th :) good luck, keep em on a short leash :p
Master Chief finally found out what the Forerunners look like when he caught a Brute praying to the porcelain god.
Master Chief: And that’s How you brush your teeth!
(Oh sorry didn’t notice it was the toilet)
Brute: Agggggghhhhhhh How do you humans eat this “Burger King”!!!!????!!!
Chief: Stop being a wuss!
Brutes, much unlike you would think, can not hold down their Jagerbombers despite their physique.
*sniffs* Are you sure this is a chocolate fountain?
“How did he die?”
“Your contact? Not well.”
Happy Anniversary from the guys and “gal” over at Second Foundation!!!
Caption:
Even though he was about to hurl, our friend the Brute quickly thought twice about using a truckstop bathroom.
“Charlie! I told you that drinking a whole gallon of milk in ten seconds was bad for you. “
Unknown to human kind, Brutes relieve themselves out the other end.
Brute: “I can’t believe you just throw this stuff away, on our planet it is considered a delicacy”
or
Chief: “I assure you this IS the cafeteria, that IS meatloaf, and your desert is the big white mint in the fountain against that wall”
Happy Anniversary, from the been there, done that, have the scars to prove it crowd
“THIS IS HOW YOU GET HEALTH IN FALLOUT 3!!!”
“GRAggh…maybe I’ll just rent it now that I think of it..”
John immediately regretted agreeing to show the Brute his face.
“I’m never drinking again!”
The ugly side of binging and purging.
brute:no one loves me!!!!!!!!*cry*
mc:no some1 loves u just not me..whispers to self”no wonder ur ugly wont stop drinking.”
“I told you not to drink the water in Voi, but nooooooooooo, you wouldn’t listen.”
Chief: “How many times must I tell you, you can NOT defeat the leprechaun in a drinking contest!”
Chief: “THATS IT! EITHER YOU GO TO THE NEXT AA MEETING OR YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!”
Marine: “I’ve wondered why the brutes’ breath always smelled like crap.”
Dude… I don’t know what toilets are like on Brutonia, but the water in there’s not for drinking.
“The Chief constantly reminded the brute to not eat at Taco Bell, but not listening to him lead to this brute’s ultimate demise”
After losing his job to a Grunt, Bruteson developed a serious drinking problem.
Chief: “That’s right, monkey boy, you have to drink the whole thing.“
“More sinkers than floaters.”
“Lay off the Jackal meat.”
“Find Earth, done. Find Ark, done. Find Toilet: in progress“
As the Chief casually strolled into the washroom at his favorite annual Celebrity dinner, he saw something his training couldn’t possibly have prepared him for. As the disgusting thing drooping over the sink continued to spew chunks of all manner of assorted things, an astonished Master Chief cried out:
“PARIS HILTON?!?”
“oh man, i just puked on an ant hill… cool”
Master Chief: “I told you it was over 9000 Courics!”
“Is it a spider…….”
If anyone can figure the meaning of that, Internet cookies for you.
Happy Anniversary!
Having been bullied when he was younger, the Chief took his anger out on his vanquished foes.
“I guess that last French Martini was a bad idea after all!”
ew ew ew
“NO! BAD CUJO!!”
“You got that there Diarea of the mouth”
Pre game lobby for the win >.>
“Well, this is still better than the food they serve in the mess hall.”
“Yep, thats a clog. Let me whip my snake out and get down on this bad boy.”
The Brute, having never seen the movie, regretfully agreed to reinact the trailer house fight form Kill Bill Vol. 2 as the character Elle.
or
I promise, this is the human version of the food nipple. Go on try it!
“I grow tired of games Mr Bond……”
And Happy Anniversary!
“Alas Poor Yorick, your skull IS in there.”
“Potty Training – your doing it wrong!”
“Fluffy the Brute is indeed, the only person who didn’t love the Poutine.”
Chief: Yeah that’s right boy, pick up the soap.
Brute:”Man i just don’t see it..”
Cheif: “You can not look at that and tell me that doesn’t look like Sgt. Johnson….”
“And I thought what they served us at Currahee was rough chow.”
“Yup, it’s clogged. How many times have I told you not to toss your empty swords down there?”
the worms the bitch isnt it
“It’s not a spider!”
Come on, Desert Rat, pick a less obvious quote next time :P
The Covenant has their form of shock site, too-Brutse.cx-as this unlucky Jiralhanae discovered.