It’s So … Big!
November 11, 2008 40 Comments
This three minute video game cut scene (taken from a PlayStation 2 role-playing game titled Ar tonelico) is not about sex. Even if you have an incredibly dirty mind like I do, there is absolutely no possible way you can see anything even remotely sexually related in these innocent interactions. This very somber and serious scene is about the painful measures needed to extend a young girl’s life and one honorable man’s willingness to do whatever it takes to save her. Don’t worry, he’ll be gentle. While he pushes it all the way in. And holds it there until she feels better. Watching this cut scene that is NOT ABOUT SEX reminds me I am about due for my own life-saving injection, except I require more than one every three months. Oh come on, like you didn’t already know I was high maintenance.
Source [Destructoid]
“There, it’s all the way in.”
I lost it there, nice find angel…a little bored were we? ;)
OMG THERE WAS LIKE idk 32 things in that video i chould use doing a confersation and all my friends would think i was a loon or just a vary strange man but ” There……..Its in all the way.” FTW
Apparently Aurica likes it doggy style.;)
I became a lesbian just because I couldn’t stand the pain of having life extending Crystal’s inserted into me.
Ok….It started out kinda normal. I was thinking the music was pretty girlie.
But then my mind just started going dirty…OMG oh so dirty.
I am so corrupted…..
Hawty = pervert :P
Weirdest. Porn soundtrack. Ever.
This game is marketed to young children? (It’s got a PEGI rating of 7+)
Heh.
It’s even better when you close your eyes and listen to it.
Exactly what I was thinking Queen. That was hilarious.
“Apply the life extending agent to her back, and insert it all the way.”
hahaha. Very Nice.
Lolwut?
“That’s it it’s in all the way.”
“Wait, seriously that’s it?”
“…”
That’s sick.
Why am I so full of shame and anger after watching this? Growing up is strange.
I dont have any sound here at work, but luckily there was subtitles. So im pretty sure those designers knew what they were doing when they wrote that :).
Reminds me of college. Good times :)
Wow that music was SO bad…makes you feel like it’s supposed to be a really cutesy innocent low budget porn lol
Oh god. See, this is why I gave up RPG’s with playstations.
Well, at least they used “protection”. Gawd…
Angel, your sick and twisted mind never ceases to entertain me.
“I can take the pain because it’s you”
WOW. LOLCATS
this reminds me of that one night, with that bottle of Jack… ;-) good times…
ROFLCOPTER!
OMG. That’s….that’s just WRONG. The breathy line delievery and everything. Geeze.
XD
That just made my day. Srsly.
Ugh… Another reason to hate JRPG’s.
I think the translators were bored…
I want to be one of the voice actors for this game. That would be so much fun!!
Are you sure this wasn’t some sick joke they intentionally placed in the game?
Hawt Hawt Hawt!!
This video disturbed me.
~Matoro3311
ohai Matoro3311!
Anyways, I agree with Queen, if there was no video feed, this would just be porn, like, seriously, pr0n….
Well….at least they used ‘protection’…LOL.
Hawty, you never cease to amaze me. This almost had me in tears.
Good gawd, the creators of this game must’ve been hollering with laughter during it’s making.
I don’t get it…. :roll:
:lol::D
holy cow!
that’s fantastic :)
LMFAO!
ROFLMAO!
Oh my God… what a great find. :D
Yes angel, but imagine how awkward that would be in the studio.
“ok Angel, we need you to imagine that your character is having a crystal placed in her back and it really hurts.”
“what? what exactly do I say?”
“we need you to moan a lot”
“can do”
Fuggin’ awesome! Didn’t you know that ALL Japanese aingst scenes are like this? Hell, it’s been in games since Grandia for the original Playstation.
Difference is, in Grandia, the characters were crawling through a dark tunnel, and the girl was out in front. Well, the male character bumps into her and says, “What’s this? It’s kinda’ fuzzy… it’s warm… and… a little wet?” The following scenes is the end of the tunnel with him flying out of it with a big red mark on his face. Turns out the female character didn’t wear panties… you know, cuz’ that’s normal.
But yeah, awesome find.
omg, this is awesome, so buying the game now
10 bucks says the designers were either drunk or horny when making this game.