You Can Find Her In The Tub

rated E tubgirl faceplate

If you attended the Gears of War 2 launch party in Los Angeles, you just may have seen Cliffy B. presented with a Tubgirl-themed Xbox 360 faceplate. What you may not know though is that it wasn’t a random gift, it was actually something he specifically requested. If you are a minor, this is where your story ends. Please enjoy the Rated E version of the faceplate shown above and then continue on your merry way. Already adulterated grownups are allowed to hit the jump but innocent children stop HERE. I’m not kidding. Children. Stop. Here.


SpaceGhost2K, the ingenious creator behind many of my favorite Xbox 360 faceplates, had the pleasure of attending the Microsoft Spring Showcase held in San Francisco last spring. With him he brought several of his custom faceplates with the hope of getting them signed by attending developers. Upon seeing the plethora of plates, Cliffy B. made a comment that he liked them and then requested a Tubgirl one. Even though he was more than likely kidding, SpaceGhost2K decided to go ahead and fulfill the peculiar request. Apparently he’s just that twisted. Those with sensitive stomaches shield your eyes from what will soon be adorning Cliffy B’s console. The rest of you enjoy the plastic version of everybody’s second least favorite shock site image. And by enjoy I mean please don’t throw up. Thank you.

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*If you don’t know what Tubgirl is, please, for the love of all things sacred, do NOT go searching for it. If your curiosity is too great of a temptation, look it up on Wikipedia for a text explanation only. Seriously, some things are better left unseen.

55 Responses to You Can Find Her In The Tub

  1. Azraeus says:

    Um, better than Lemon party?

    Either way, ew.

  2. Jim 028 says:

    O_o he specifically requested that? I really don’t understand some people.

  3. Snatch says:

    You told me not to go look. I now have too. Im gonna hate you in a few minutes Im sure.

  4. rowboat 000 says:

    Classic. Now where’s my Mr. Hands faceplate?

    I too recommend to everyone, do not look up any references made on this page.

  5. Mizzy says:

    …someone’s going to lose the friends he invites to his place.

  6. DeepCee says:

    So this what the “Already adulterated grownups” club looks like….

  7. ashame says:

    What about a Goatse.cx or 2 girls 1 cup faceplate? :mrgreen:

  8. Rhamsey says:

    i cant believe i clicked on this.. stupid me, i should have known by now.

  9. Ragingterror says:

    Honestly… did we need further evidence that Cliffy B. is screwed up? >_<

  10. Dusty Boy T says:

    D=

  11. rowboat 000 says:

    Might as well throw in a BME Pain Olympics faceplate too.

  12. BSG Daffy says:

    That’s hilarious and sick. Yay!

  13. That’s just wrong man……

  14. tanaka sagara says:

    ….that’s it, there’s no hope for humanity

  15. Rift says:

    … I don’t like weird fetishes… but this one is just… yeah. Wasn’t this popularised (if that’s possible) in Japan? Not that that’s relevant at this point.

  16. dnefpooz says:

    That is the power button correct? Meaning you would actually have to press tubgirl every time you want to play.

  17. NyHitman0401 says:

    Worse that Two Girls and One Cup! *BARF*

  18. Das Kalk says:

    i guess he likes more than just ginormous tits…

  19. Jillybean says:

    I have no words.

  20. SpaceGhost2K says:

    Like she said, it was more than likely a joke or a challenge. I can tell you this… there’s no way he’s going to put that on his console and risk upsetting his girlfriend. :)

  21. AusQB says:

    I really wish I hadn’t seen that.

  22. PikminGod says:

    what i would do for a taste…

  23. John Killer118 says:

    Cliff Blezinsky is one sick f*ck.

  24. What? No Forge pr0n version?

    And yeah, this further confirms this guy is a moron…

  25. rowboat 000 says:

    Moron? Only a true genius can enjoy the love that tub girl brings. Bask in all it’s glory. May the pleasure rain down on thee.

    I think PikminGod’s got it right. Just one sip.

    Ha.

  26. bs angel says:

    :: gags ::

    Gross!

  27. Nid says:

    Ugh. Japan.

  28. Mace Windex says:

    It’s actually orange juice being, uh, expelled, which lowers the *blarg* quotient a bit. Think about that the next time you enjoy a tall, refreshing glass.

  29. Kelly says:

    This is disgusting. Why would you seriously even want to post this on your blog. Creepy old woman….

  30. bs angel says:

    LOL, … next time I’ll be sure to put “No children, and that also includes you Kelly.” ;)

  31. Xpargas says:

    Thats one of the coolest things ive ever seen

  32. [QQ Church] says:

    I feel….sick. Good thing I hadn’t eaten that much….yet…

  33. Skibur says:

    I told you Cliffy B was hot, angel ;)

  34. The Oreo says:

    Do you…do you have to touch it to turn it on?

  35. mendicantbias00 says:

    Do you…do you have to touch it to turn it on?

    LOL

    As for the faceplate…effing disgusting…. o_O

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  37. Benito says:

    Goatse would make a *much* better faceplate, hands opening up the start button.

    gives ‘red ring of death’ a new meaning!

  38. WolfSarge says:

    I already got sick once today. This didn’t help.

  39. e house says:

    congrats on the Gizmodo link, hawty!

    SpaceGhost, you are the MAN!

  40. bs angel says:

    Super eeewww.

    :: gags again ::

  41. SpaceGhost2K says:

    Gizmodo? I didn’t hear about that one. Kotaku and Joystiq both picked it up.

    I even had someone comment on my YouTube videos from the launch about how they had no respect for me anymore. Odd that I’ve done over 200 plates, but I’m going to be known as the guy who made this plate. What about the Spirit of Yoda, Toy Story Aliens, Sarlaac Pit, Monster’s Inc., Nintendo NES Console, etc.?

  42. bs angel says:

    The fact that it has elicited such a response (both positive and negative) is only a testament to how well done it is. Regardless of the subject matter, it is as high quality as the rest of your plates. If nothing else, it’s an interesting statement on internet culture. :)

  43. SpaceGhost2K says:

    I just wrote a very long letter to a friend, and I expressed my concern that maybe it was a joke that should have been kept between Cliff and me. Discretion is not one of my finer points. Not everyone has gotten the joke, and I would be physically sick if I knew this was going to come back and hurt Cliff in any way. He could be laughing, he could be blowing it off, he could be plotting my demise… I wish I knew.

  44. Excardon says:

    I think it’s hilarious.

    Some people can’t take a joke.

  45. Gaizel says:

    This is beautiful, I reckon the faceplate itself should have been more appropriately themed somehow, like a bathroom tile design with the anal juice splotches splashed across it.
    Only thing is, it doesn’t really make sense having this displaying unless the xbox360′s face is facing the ceiling.

    I wish the orange juice was made from transparent plastic, it would look even better.

  46. John Killer118 says:

    I know Cliff was joking when he asked for it, and you just followed up on the joke. Hilarious.

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  48. Kevin says:

    Am i the only who thinks that its awesome?

  49. Elvis says:

    WHY DID I CLICK THIS!?! DAMN YOU BS ANGEL!!!!! (gets on one knee)

  50. knightmaere77 says:

    Where can I get one?!?

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