You Can Find Her In The Tub
November 9, 2008 55 Comments
If you attended the Gears of War 2 launch party in Los Angeles, you just may have seen Cliffy B. presented with a Tubgirl-themed Xbox 360 faceplate. What you may not know though is that it wasn’t a random gift, it was actually something he specifically requested. If you are a minor, this is where your story ends. Please enjoy the Rated E version of the faceplate shown above and then continue on your merry way. Already adulterated grownups are allowed to hit the jump but innocent children stop HERE. I’m not kidding. Children. Stop. Here.
SpaceGhost2K, the ingenious creator behind many of my favorite Xbox 360 faceplates, had the pleasure of attending the Microsoft Spring Showcase held in San Francisco last spring. With him he brought several of his custom faceplates with the hope of getting them signed by attending developers. Upon seeing the plethora of plates, Cliffy B. made a comment that he liked them and then requested a Tubgirl one. Even though he was more than likely kidding, SpaceGhost2K decided to go ahead and fulfill the peculiar request. Apparently he’s just that twisted. Those with sensitive stomaches shield your eyes from what will soon be adorning Cliffy B’s console. The rest of you enjoy the plastic version of everybody’s second least favorite shock site image. And by enjoy I mean please don’t throw up. Thank you.
*If you don’t know what Tubgirl is, please, for the love of all things sacred, do NOT go searching for it. If your curiosity is too great of a temptation, look it up on Wikipedia for a text explanation only. Seriously, some things are better left unseen.
Um, better than Lemon party?
Either way, ew.
O_o he specifically requested that? I really don’t understand some people.
You told me not to go look. I now have too. Im gonna hate you in a few minutes Im sure.
Ugh.
Classic. Now where’s my Mr. Hands faceplate?
I too recommend to everyone, do not look up any references made on this page.
…someone’s going to lose the friends he invites to his place.
So this what the “Already adulterated grownups” club looks like….
What about a Goatse.cx or 2 girls 1 cup faceplate? :mrgreen:
i cant believe i clicked on this.. stupid me, i should have known by now.
Honestly… did we need further evidence that Cliffy B. is screwed up? >_<
D=
Might as well throw in a BME Pain Olympics faceplate too.
That’s hilarious and sick. Yay!
That’s just wrong man……
….that’s it, there’s no hope for humanity
… I don’t like weird fetishes… but this one is just… yeah. Wasn’t this popularised (if that’s possible) in Japan? Not that that’s relevant at this point.
That is the power button correct? Meaning you would actually have to press tubgirl every time you want to play.
Worse that Two Girls and One Cup! *BARF*
i guess he likes more than just ginormous tits…
I have no words.
classy
Like she said, it was more than likely a joke or a challenge. I can tell you this… there’s no way he’s going to put that on his console and risk upsetting his girlfriend. :)
I really wish I hadn’t seen that.
what i would do for a taste…
Cliff Blezinsky is one sick f*ck.
What? No Forge pr0n version?
And yeah, this further confirms this guy is a moron…
Moron? Only a true genius can enjoy the love that tub girl brings. Bask in all it’s glory. May the pleasure rain down on thee.
I think PikminGod’s got it right. Just one sip.
Ha.
:: gags ::
Gross!
Ugh. Japan.
It’s actually orange juice being, uh, expelled, which lowers the *blarg* quotient a bit. Think about that the next time you enjoy a tall, refreshing glass.
This is disgusting. Why would you seriously even want to post this on your blog. Creepy old woman….
LOL, … next time I’ll be sure to put “No children, and that also includes you Kelly.” ;)
Thats one of the coolest things ive ever seen
EW!
I feel….sick. Good thing I hadn’t eaten that much….yet…
I told you Cliffy B was hot, angel ;)
Do you…do you have to touch it to turn it on?
Do you…do you have to touch it to turn it on?
LOL
As for the faceplate…effing disgusting…. o_O
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Goatse would make a *much* better faceplate, hands opening up the start button.
gives ‘red ring of death’ a new meaning!
I already got sick once today. This didn’t help.
congrats on the Gizmodo link, hawty!
SpaceGhost, you are the MAN!
Makes me hungry!
Super eeewww.
:: gags again ::
Gizmodo? I didn’t hear about that one. Kotaku and Joystiq both picked it up.
I even had someone comment on my YouTube videos from the launch about how they had no respect for me anymore. Odd that I’ve done over 200 plates, but I’m going to be known as the guy who made this plate. What about the Spirit of Yoda, Toy Story Aliens, Sarlaac Pit, Monster’s Inc., Nintendo NES Console, etc.?
The fact that it has elicited such a response (both positive and negative) is only a testament to how well done it is. Regardless of the subject matter, it is as high quality as the rest of your plates. If nothing else, it’s an interesting statement on internet culture. :)
I just wrote a very long letter to a friend, and I expressed my concern that maybe it was a joke that should have been kept between Cliff and me. Discretion is not one of my finer points. Not everyone has gotten the joke, and I would be physically sick if I knew this was going to come back and hurt Cliff in any way. He could be laughing, he could be blowing it off, he could be plotting my demise… I wish I knew.
I think it’s hilarious.
Some people can’t take a joke.
This is beautiful, I reckon the faceplate itself should have been more appropriately themed somehow, like a bathroom tile design with the anal juice splotches splashed across it.
Only thing is, it doesn’t really make sense having this displaying unless the xbox360′s face is facing the ceiling.
I wish the orange juice was made from transparent plastic, it would look even better.
I know Cliff was joking when he asked for it, and you just followed up on the joke. Hilarious.
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Am i the only who thinks that its awesome?
WHY DID I CLICK THIS!?! DAMN YOU BS ANGEL!!!!! (gets on one knee)
Hit the back button, hurry! It’s not too late! Ok, maybe it is. Sorry about that, … ;)
Where can I get one?!?