Extremely Visible Apparatuses
October 27, 2008 39 Comments
On my frequent travels across the limitless land of the internet, I have found a plethora of custom Halo 3 female Spartan figures. From midriff-baring to face-baring to ass-baring and beyond, if you have a thing for the Nicole-458s of the fictional Halo world, there’s sure to be an action figure that suits your unique taste. Let me tell you though, it’s not going to be this particular one.
Purchase here : cannibalized_action_figure’s eBay Store
Current bid : US $31.01
Auction ends : Nov-02-08 18:00:00 PST
This custom Halo 3 figure, dubbed the “Sexy Female Pinup Model”, stands a scant six inches tall and boasts 16 points of articulation. Apparently her name is Alishia and she is the newest model for the nonexistent UNSC’s pinup calendar. After meticulously studying multiple pictures of this rather unattractive Spartan, I can’t for the life of me figure out how her barely there chest piece stays up. That’s gotta be some seriously strong double-sided tape. While I admit her ass is perhaps worth an ogle or two, her helmet just ruins it for me. I’m embarrassed to say I have been proudly sporting E.V.A. for the last several months, but I will not be caught dead (or alive) in it after seeing this figure. Why didn’t you people tell me it looks so fucking appalling?! Hit the jump to see a few more disturbing pictures and then don’t talk to me. I’m mad at all of you for letting me look completely and utterly ridiculous for this long. Jerks.