On my frequent travels across the limitless land of the internet, I have found a plethora of custom Halo 3 female Spartan figures. From midriff-baring to face-baring to ass-baring and beyond, if you have a thing for the Nicole-458s of the fictional Halo world, there’s sure to be an action figure that suits your unique taste. Let me tell you though, it’s not going to be this particular one.
Purchase here : cannibalized_action_figure’s eBay Store
Current bid : US $31.01
Auction ends : Nov-02-08 18:00:00 PST
This custom Halo 3 figure, dubbed the “Sexy Female Pinup Model”, stands a scant six inches tall and boasts 16 points of articulation. Apparently her name is Alishia and she is the newest model for the nonexistent UNSC’s pinup calendar. After meticulously studying multiple pictures of this rather unattractive Spartan, I can’t for the life of me figure out how her barely there chest piece stays up. That’s gotta be some seriously strong double-sided tape. While I admit her ass is perhaps worth an ogle or two, her helmet just ruins it for me. I’m embarrassed to say I have been proudly sporting E.V.A. for the last several months, but I will not be caught dead (or alive) in it after seeing this figure. Why didn’t you people tell me it looks so fucking appalling?! Hit the jump to see a few more disturbing pictures and then don’t talk to me. I’m mad at all of you for letting me look completely and utterly ridiculous for this long. Jerks.
Posted by Handmade Hero on October 27, 2008 at 3:05 am
oh noes! looks like you’ll have to find a new set of armor to fall in love with :(
you could borrow my smelly old set of EOD if you’d like ;)
Posted by Queen 0f Blades on October 27, 2008 at 3:25 am
Aw, we’re sorry… It was good until this came along…
*coughWearScoutIt’sTheCoolThingToDocough* *sniffle*
Unrelated note, what’s up with HBO? :/
Posted by Handmade Hero on October 27, 2008 at 3:54 am
aw crap HBO got hacked again!! :O
Posted by Das Kalk on October 27, 2008 at 4:22 am
I seriously doubt that that armor provides adequate protection…
Posted by mendicantbias00 on October 27, 2008 at 4:43 am
*facepalm*
Please tell me why a sniper in a prone position would cross their legs like that!
And why is this “spartan” wielding a Brute-Stick like a club???
Posted by Crunchbite on October 27, 2008 at 5:41 am
magnetically held…
Posted by CzarCastic on October 27, 2008 at 6:01 am
How many times have I tried to tell you how ridiculous the EVA helmet looked? You can’t blame me for allowing you to run around looking like that.
Posted by Mizzy on October 27, 2008 at 6:19 am
@ mendicantbias
Me thinks the creator doth not play Halo.
Posted by PsycheDiver on October 27, 2008 at 6:21 am
Cool figures. Could be hotter.
Posted by Greatbob on October 27, 2008 at 10:20 am
It also looks like she is using her chest piece to hold herself up in the prone position.
Must be the shielding on the MJOLNIR holding her up.
Posted by AT-AT on October 27, 2008 at 10:25 am
Cannibalized is definitely the word. It looks like the base model is a barbie with the head, arms, and most of the legs cut right off. But that’s nothing. What’s sad is the Spartan figure that got chopped up.
Posted by Tortacular on October 27, 2008 at 10:42 am
I tried to tell you.
Posted by radiant penguin on October 27, 2008 at 10:57 am
Once you go Sangheili you’ll never go back. 8)
Posted by Jim 028 on October 27, 2008 at 11:11 am
Sorry angel, but you made that armour look good ;)
Posted by VelocityTino on October 27, 2008 at 11:14 am
@radiant penguin
No kidding. I know some girls (not gonna name names or anything) that think the Arbiter is hot.
Posted by vshields ash on October 27, 2008 at 11:15 am
i like the idea. i like wondering how she keeps her,er,bra up.
tanx Hawty :)
ash
Posted by bs angel on October 27, 2008 at 11:32 am
Jim, you are so good at getting points. You can add another ten to your already large stockpile!
Posted by daredizzle on October 27, 2008 at 11:36 am
Maybe her chest piece doubles as a breast pump and that’s why it just hangs out there
Posted by Dust and Echoes on October 27, 2008 at 11:57 am
I’m not going to comment on this, as I’ll be labeled either way.
Posted by Matoro3311 on October 27, 2008 at 12:48 pm
God….That’s what they hire as models? The already good-looking bs angel could whup that whore’s a**.
Also per Jim.
~Matoro3311
Posted by Rayg on October 27, 2008 at 2:24 pm
God, what a piece of shit figure. That’s just badly made.
Posted by SonofMacPhisto on October 27, 2008 at 2:29 pm
If you’re wondering how the chest piece stays up, just find out how Janet Jackson kept up that nipple thingee at the Super Bowl.
amirite?!
Posted by SonofMacPhisto on October 27, 2008 at 2:30 pm
@ash
YAY! You found our little corner of the internet! :D
Posted by DethPwn on October 27, 2008 at 2:34 pm
any of you ppl who like that r plastic pervs. That’d be a cool (yet sick and creepy) to have her and a McFarlane Chief figure in erotic poses. (shudders)
Posted by SonofMacPhisto on October 27, 2008 at 7:19 pm
@ Deth
ARE YOU MAD? DON’T GIVE BS ANY IDEAS! I mean sure, it looks like crap… but you never know with bs… :lol:
Posted by Ragingterror on October 27, 2008 at 7:27 pm
*gags*
Posted by bs angel on October 27, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Interesting idea, … hhhmmm …
Posted by Das Kalk on October 27, 2008 at 7:44 pm
oh god, she’s thinking about it!!! RUUUUUN!!!!!
Posted by BSG Daffy on October 27, 2008 at 9:46 pm
I bet she could make Master Chief be a “scant six inches tall,” if you know what I mean.
Posted by DethPwn on March 15, 2009 at 8:06 pm
OMG I’M PRETTY SURE THAT WAS MY FIRST COMMENT! Notice the terrible spelling/grammer? Aah, good times.
Posted by Faren22 on October 27, 2008 at 10:26 pm
I love how she holds the spike grenade as a club. Generally you want to be AWAY from the explosive when it sticks to someone.
@velocitytino: That’s TERRIFYING. I won’t be able to sleep tonight knowing that they exist…
Posted by Tombo on October 28, 2008 at 4:01 am
to be honest id buy that
i like big breasts, and thats mildly arousing if u dont look at the head
Posted by Trixie on October 28, 2008 at 9:04 am
Speaking for girl-gamers everywhere….
*gag*
Trixie
Posted by Matoro3311 on October 29, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Quoting Trixie:
“gags”
~Matoro3311
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