Extremely Visible Apparatuses
October 27, 2008 39 Comments
On my frequent travels across the limitless land of the internet, I have found a plethora of custom Halo 3 female Spartan figures. From midriff-baring to face-baring to ass-baring and beyond, if you have a thing for the Nicole-458s of the fictional Halo world, there’s sure to be an action figure that suits your unique taste. Let me tell you though, it’s not going to be this particular one.
Purchase here : cannibalized_action_figure’s eBay Store
Current bid : US $31.01
Auction ends : Nov-02-08 18:00:00 PST
This custom Halo 3 figure, dubbed the “Sexy Female Pinup Model”, stands a scant six inches tall and boasts 16 points of articulation. Apparently her name is Alishia and she is the newest model for the nonexistent UNSC’s pinup calendar. After meticulously studying multiple pictures of this rather unattractive Spartan, I can’t for the life of me figure out how her barely there chest piece stays up. That’s gotta be some seriously strong double-sided tape. While I admit her ass is perhaps worth an ogle or two, her helmet just ruins it for me. I’m embarrassed to say I have been proudly sporting E.V.A. for the last several months, but I will not be caught dead (or alive) in it after seeing this figure. Why didn’t you people tell me it looks so fucking appalling?! Hit the jump to see a few more disturbing pictures and then don’t talk to me. I’m mad at all of you for letting me look completely and utterly ridiculous for this long. Jerks.
oh noes! looks like you’ll have to find a new set of armor to fall in love with :(
you could borrow my smelly old set of EOD if you’d like ;)
Aw, we’re sorry… It was good until this came along…
*coughWearScoutIt’sTheCoolThingToDocough* *sniffle*
Unrelated note, what’s up with HBO? :/
aw crap HBO got hacked again!! :O
I seriously doubt that that armor provides adequate protection…
it provides all the necessary protections… boobs, ass, and vag :)
*facepalm*
Please tell me why a sniper in a prone position would cross their legs like that!
And why is this “spartan” wielding a Brute-Stick like a club???
looks like thats not a sniper, a dancer the pole fell down
magnetically held…
How many times have I tried to tell you how ridiculous the EVA helmet looked? You can’t blame me for allowing you to run around looking like that.
@ mendicantbias
Me thinks the creator doth not play Halo.
Cool figures. Could be hotter.
It also looks like she is using her chest piece to hold herself up in the prone position.
Must be the shielding on the MJOLNIR holding her up.
Cannibalized is definitely the word. It looks like the base model is a barbie with the head, arms, and most of the legs cut right off. But that’s nothing. What’s sad is the Spartan figure that got chopped up.
I tried to tell you.
Once you go Sangheili you’ll never go back. 8)
Sorry angel, but you made that armour look good ;)
@radiant penguin
No kidding. I know some girls (not gonna name names or anything) that think the Arbiter is hot.
i like the idea. i like wondering how she keeps her,er,bra up.
tanx Hawty :)
ash
Jim, you are so good at getting points. You can add another ten to your already large stockpile!
Maybe her chest piece doubles as a breast pump and that’s why it just hangs out there
I’m not going to comment on this, as I’ll be labeled either way.
God….That’s what they hire as models? The already good-looking bs angel could whup that whore’s a**.
Also per Jim.
~Matoro3311
God, what a piece of shit figure. That’s just badly made.
If you’re wondering how the chest piece stays up, just find out how Janet Jackson kept up that nipple thingee at the Super Bowl.
amirite?!
@ash
YAY! You found our little corner of the internet! :D
any of you ppl who like that r plastic pervs. That’d be a cool (yet sick and creepy) to have her and a McFarlane Chief figure in erotic poses. (shudders)
@ Deth
ARE YOU MAD? DON’T GIVE BS ANY IDEAS! I mean sure, it looks like crap… but you never know with bs… :lol:
*gags*
Interesting idea, … hhhmmm …
oh god, she’s thinking about it!!! RUUUUUN!!!!!
I bet she could make Master Chief be a “scant six inches tall,” if you know what I mean.
OMG I’M PRETTY SURE THAT WAS MY FIRST COMMENT! Notice the terrible spelling/grammer? Aah, good times.
I love how she holds the spike grenade as a club. Generally you want to be AWAY from the explosive when it sticks to someone.
@velocitytino: That’s TERRIFYING. I won’t be able to sleep tonight knowing that they exist…
to be honest id buy that
i like big breasts, and thats mildly arousing if u dont look at the head
Speaking for girl-gamers everywhere….
*gag*
Trixie
Quoting Trixie:
“gags”
~Matoro3311
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How many people are actually have a thing for Nicole-458?
Very nicely done, must have taken alot of time to put that together, and the paint job is simply beautiful, i dont see why everyone is complaining about the accuracy regarding the halo series, im a huge fan of halo and prefer that customizers don’t follow the limits halo is given, that makes it creative and interesting