Hot Forge Pr0n
October 20, 2008 52 Comments
*This article is intended for an adult audience and contains sexually graphic images made in a video game. If you are underage, please refrain from viewing this so you may maintain your blissful innocence. If you are an adult but offend easily, I recommend you learn to not get offended so easily. Enjoy.
When you are as twisted as I am, finding out you are not alone is strangely comforting. Finding out someone is actually more twisted than you are though is positively exhilarating. On a recent visit to Bungie’s private abode, I managed to sneak away and do a little snooping. Nestled under their collective mattress I happened upon an absolute gold mine. Hidden away from the eyes of the public was a highly impressive stash of sexually graphic Forge screenshots that rivals my own personal collection of Spartan pr0n (and that’s saying something). Since the name “Hot Spartan Pr0n” was already taken, I have since dubbed this particular collection “Hot Forge Pr0n”.
While the pictures you are about to see are made out of Halo 3 guns, vehicles, power-ups, and other Forge objects, the majority of them are still quite graphic. Be warned, Forge pr0n is not for everyone. Those people that should not view the following images include anybody who is underage, the faint of heart, people who can’t take a joke, or those that are offended by pictures made out of weapons. It should also be noted that content like this is against Bungie.net’s Terms of Use policy and uploading images like these could get you banned. That comes direct from Bungie’s mouth so don’t get inspired from these images, simply enjoy them. As we all get a kick out of captioning images around here, I have numbered the screenshots to make that endeavor just a bit easier. Grab yourself a sock, or perhaps a warm apple pie, and prepare to be shocked, stunned but probably not amazed. Enjoy. Just not too much.
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*If you are offended right now, apparently you weren’t so bothered that you felt inclined to stop at the beginning. You are reading this so that means you looked at every last image. Just admit you liked it and be done with it. Besides, I gave you adequate warning in the beginning. Now go download the larger version of your favorite and save it as your desktop. You can thank me later.
LOL Wow that list just kept going and going and going…
Give someone an art medium…and they shall make naked women.
Or pr0n…usually pr0n.
Number 25…. Is that guy trying to tell me something?
You never stop, do you BS angel? ;) Nice collection!
Wow. Just… wow. XD
Sad part is, some of these weren’t half bad.
Oh no you didn’t…. :O
Number 9 is by far the most intense. Look how much detail the vag has there XD
Number 20 – Issac is a chick? O_o
…just…wow.
ummm… wow, ive seen the first one before, but yeah, people say i have to much spare time, what about these people.
This is precisely why so many gamers can’t get laid.
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Or perhaps it’s just their way of compensating for the fact that they can’t get laid.
Which came first? The geekdom or the sexual desperation?
impressive…i would have to say that 16 & 27 are my favorites.
someone has too much free time O.O
@davyboy94 – Was going to post that same comment. I mean I can’t start to imagine the amount of time some of these absurdities took to complete.
*blink*
Is that for real?
lol these are funny, and shocking. Who is devoting all that time to making these and why? and also, why are all the girls anime characters?!
OMG, these are graphic. They made me laugh though.
prediction: this gets 50k diggs, bs angel is labeled a perv, and Bungie gets the Mass Effect treatment.
moar!
Did someone say WEABOO??
Happy Face!
I is scared for the bungie community…….
1, 3, 10, 16, and 29 were actually pretty good. It’s not too bad a thing to draw naked people, hell, if you can do it good, that doesn’t make you any less of an artist. The only semi-shameful thing about this is that they’re drawing this in Halo… which was expected after people started doing it in Forza. For a “T” rated game, Forza sure had a lot of naked women in it.
very nice
Also, these wouldn’t take up too much time. I mean, if you actually drew the character, *ahem*, it would take about 20 minutes to half an hour… so in Forge, the only thing that would take time is using the money glitch. Other than that, if you have a good understanding of geomentry, and if you’re an artist you do, then it shouldn’t take long at all. I say maybe an hour for a picture, about a half hour for the prep.
Also, the whole point of the anime-style is that it’s simple. There is a low amount of detail, but you convey what you’re trying to draw in a very easy to understand way. If you were to do a portrait, there would be way too much detail to try to get right. Notice that the ones without anime faces are either cartoony, or have no face. The really graphic ones are just stupid in my opinion, moreover some are just immature. Some of them are actually well done, and by no means should be frowned upon (unless you factor in they did it in Halo). If you can draw, then dammit you can draw. You should be proud of that, and drawing a human, whether they have an anime face or not, shouldn’t be that big a deal or that bad a thing.
Wow, creative.
Totally stupid.
Wow…Now I know what Sparton Pron really is…
I Lol’d at thirteen
It’s kinda sad seeing all this work being put into something so ridiculous.
#2 Mr. Ed fell upon hard times after the show was canceled.
#14 Sand will do that.
#23 Prehensile colon.
#30 I wish my junk was on my left knee too.
lololololololol i cant believe my eyes!
it is FORGEtai
there once was a time, when i was going to register a domain, called forgeporn, and it be a showcase of all these images just for the hell of it, wonder why i never got around to doing that….
It just came to my attention. Can someone confirm if number 8 is a penguin blowing its load?
O_0
Oh, hell. I can’t stop laughing.
i like the one retard that didnt remove his HUD
So…Detailed.
And people wonder why Microsoft is skittish about user-created content.
Hawty, if you think these people are twisted go take a look at some of the cars on the auction block in Forza 2.
Rule 34 extends to XBox as well I see
I actually quite like 14
Some of those are actually quite good given the tools. Others are… well, yeah.
Wow, this is both creepy, disgusting, and hilarious at the same time.
bs angel, you never seize to amaze me.
I made a gaint penis out of boxes
http://www.bungie.net/Online/Halo3UserContentDetails.aspx?h3fileid=54822524
This was a slow day for anything relevant to existance….XO
Numbers 14 and 24 have great body form and could almost be considered art nudes, rather than Forge Pr0n
I must say that I am quite offended by number 4.
See, this is why people with too much free time should be banned from halo. Funny, but at the same time Ooki Hentai desu.
There are some amazingly…well made ones there.
I will forever see that partiular elite helmet as a penis… (Number 9)
Wow, I can just imagine the people that made this. xD
Pro’s!
http://www.bungie.net/Online/Halo3UserContentDetails.aspx?h3fileid=117247525
Took me 20 minutes to draw this and it wasn’t that hard…