Friday Caption Fun, Round 22
October 17, 2008 89 Comments
Do you think my favorite seven foot tall Spartan knows I’ve been sneaking off with Isaac Clarke every night this week? While my heart will always belong to the Chief, my evenings have been spent ogling the backside of a certain delicious engineer. Before I debate which man will hold my attention for the weekend, why don’t we have a little captioning fun? First let’s recap last week’s answers, then we can get down to our not so serious business.
- “Blue was thrilled when his ‘I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?’ finally got a different answer than a slap.” (soulofaqua)
- “Look!!! It’s the Ambiguously Gay Duo!” (one crazy idiot)
- “What happens on the grav lift stays on the grav lift.” (troika1138)
- “Where that prude Wendy fails, John always gives Peter Pan ‘happy thoughts’.” (Senor Leche)
- “He may have been on the other team, but Superman couldn’t just stand idle and watch as an innocent blue fell to his demise.” (-S-)
- “pew pew pew” (TAS9303)
- “Oh man that’s the last time I fill up one of these dolls with helium….where’s the damn valve?!” (motarius1)
Before anyone asks, my picture on the sidebar is no longer fair game. Chaelek, I’m looking at you! You’ll have to go make fun of me for making lame football jokes that make little to no sense instead. While I may not know anything about tough guy sports, I do know a thing or two about this next shot. I came up with the (not) very unique title “Nom nom nom”, but what is your witty caption for it?
Author: Loss of Cash
Shhhh…you had me at “Hello”.
*crying* She said it was just a cold sore!
What do you know! It DOES taste like chicken!
*inhales* MAN! Febreeze works on EVERYTHING!
Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Mind, you are the proud parents of a new born…ummm…a baby ummm…to tell you the truth Im not sure what the hell this is.
The schnoz-berries taste like schnoz-berries!
*Flood to Marine* What do you mean you “can’t find it”!??!?!?!?!?
is my nom nom nom and i want it know
“I…I don’t know what to tell you… It’s a tumor”
“You’re not like the other flood, you’re special”
“Those other marines don’t know you like I know you”
Its ok love this just between us noone has to know
“ill name you floody you be my lil floody ” *bite sound* ” OW IT BITE ME “
“is it me or in the year 2553 the pimples are WAY bigger.” :-)
“This probably isn’t the best thing to practice kissing on…”
My Precious….
So I could ither let this guy infect, or I could starve to death and he’ll still infect me…oh well *munches*
Marine: why can’t i blow up this damn balloon any further?
MC: Um sir…that’s not a balloon..and that’s NOT an air valve…didn’t you see the tattoo? EXIT ONLY
Marine: i think i’m going to be sick….*hurls up last night’s MRE*
”on that day jeff took his love for motorboating too far”
It taste like Chicken.
Upon discovering that the Flood’s only weakness was being ticklish, the UNSC began and all-out raspberry campaign on the belly of the infection.
“The love that dare not speak its name”
“New from Taco Bell: the FloodSporito Bellgrande”
”how do you reload this thing” ”i’m not putting that in my mouth either”
“I wish I knew how to quit you.”
Who’s a good boy! Who’s a good puppy!
“Mommy, this food smells weird…”
Oh Yeah!? How do You like being bitten you little son of a………
“I’ll never let you go Jack”
The look of dread on Steve’s face as he kissed the parasite was nothing compared to the look of horror from his platoon, as each of them now had to pay him 50 bucks.
A whole line up of nose inspirated jokes…
1) “New, Kleenex, Flood size tissues. Perfect for that, hell of an ‘infectious’ cold!”
2) Marine: *Blows nose* Ewwww!!! It’s hideous!
3) Well, whaddya know? The bogie monster really is just that!
Thankyou, thankyou. I’m here all weak. And by weak I mean, you will be after fighting that infection form biting your nose.
“wAIT A SECOND, THAT ISN’T YOUR FACE!!!!”
“The most romantic scene in the new super hero movie Spider man: A Flood of Love”
“Your tentacles make me horny”
“2 seconds after this picture was taken, Master Chief walked in and killed that man. That flood form is now a decorative lamp shade located on the second floor of Master Chief’s crib right next to his collection cryogenically frozen Grunt poo.”
Man, this Halloween mask is hot!
-Apparently, this was not the quarter pounder with cheese Raoul had ordered.
-Man, it’s one of THOSE days, isn’t it?!
-Look, I do love you, but not that much!
-Better pray you have Flood Insurance.
Coming Fall 2012
Halo : Hentai
“You better have that 20 bucks, guys.”
Next time Marines, let’s actually use a hot potato.
“I just hope Sarge never discovers…”
Where’s my $20 Chief!
“You can keep your stinkin’ Recon, and Hayabusa’s *so* last-year; I got me a Flood Helmet!”
— Steve
“Baby I said it was big. I didn’t say it was pretty”
“If I get one more damned request for a Flood ballon animal…”
Hey, Sarge, can I keep it? Pwease? OHGODGETITOFF!
Next time, Im getting that bitch tested.
God I hope this balloon doesn’t pop.
ahh.. ahh.. ahh.. CHOO!!!!
Sounds better than the bagpipes!
Just because they’re nicknamed “popcorn,” doesn’t mean they’re edible.
Even the tiniest Flood enjoyed a good raspberry.
can only wonder what their kids will look like….
“Your licking the wrong place”…
OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!
(I can’t believe no one has said this already. First!)
“And here you have Private Jimmy inflating the novelty Flood balloons for Master Chief’s birthday party…”
Eating junk food.
You´re doing it wrong
not exactly a beach ball you want to impress the ladies with
Oh, that’s where the batteries go!
“After Johnson and the Elite shared their special moment, Pvt. Gibbs figured he would try his moves on a nearby infection form. Turns out Flood are really good kissers.”
“Is that your infection form, or are you just happy to see me?”
“The flood always win games of make-out chicken.”
hey sarge can i keep it, its sooo cute
With Obama’s new plan for government sponsored healthcare, even spores will be able to afford regular checkups!
“Don’t you die on me…Live damn it, LIVE!!!”
Ah, mon cherie, do not be mad, you are the only spore that can have my desire…
Hey! This is NOT “just like licking a frog”!
WHERE’S MY MONEY!?
*bagpipes*
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“We’re no strangers to love”
(I’m very sorry about the Rick reference)
Cunnilingus: Not recommended with flood.
“yum tasty”
Believe it or not, it’s on the Atkins Diet.
lol He’s doing that thing where you blow on the stomach of something to make it laugh like parents sometimes do to todlers
Marine: Hey, lemme blow on it and see if I can make it laugh!
InfectionForm: hehehehe, stop it tickles! STOP IT TICKLES! HEHEHEHEE
In your eyes
The light the heat
Your eyes…
“This kiss, this kiss, this kiss. Its the way you love me. This kiss, this kiss this kiss.”
It turns out that bring a flood buddy to work day wasnt so great afterall
This takes “beauty is in the eye of the beholder” way too far…
this also takes “I don’t want to die a virgin” to a whole new level as well
you know i want this relationship to work, but let’s just say that the 6 is pulling its weight and the 9 really needs to get a start on its half of the deal
*squeezes*
capt. keyes lied to me! these aren’t as easy to pop as they look!
You can enjoy the fresh smell of Tide on anything!
Hmm, this inflatable Flood Infection form feels and tastes real.
Lemme check you for herpes BEFORE I put it in my mouth.
Aww, a puppy! Can I keep him mommy?
He had only been trapped for a few hours, but already the Stockholm syndrome had well and truly set in.
Dammit….The package said this toy had an “ON” switch…Where the hell is it?
~Matoro3311
ATCHOO!
I can bet ya that relationship will end pretty brutally.
I know what a flood infected human looks like, but what does a human infected flood look like? I guess we’re about to find out.
Hey Baby-You *ouch* had me *agghh* at first bite *oww*.
“It hurts us because it loves us”
“Love knows no bounds-but creepiness does”
The marine was shocked when shown this picture, and tried explaining, “It’s not what it looks like… wait, what does it look like?”
“I sure hope John likes these balloons we got for his surprise party…”
“BLECH. Geeze, man. Thats the last time I eat green eggs and ham.”
Psssst. I have a secret. My gums itch.
does this look infected to you??
I can’t imagine what the STDs are like.
HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! CUT IT’S ARMS OFF!!!….oh, wrong game…sorry
Oh damn, these cream puffs are delicious. what? what do you mean you didn’t make any cream puffs?
hugs and kisses
“Hmm…most peculiar..it seems this species does not resemble a Facehugger at all…IT’S NOT HUGGING MY FACE!!”
How many licks does it take to get to the middle of an infection form?!