Do you think my favorite seven foot tall Spartan knows I’ve been sneaking off with Isaac Clarke every night this week? While my heart will always belong to the Chief, my evenings have been spent ogling the backside of a certain delicious engineer. Before I debate which man will hold my attention for the weekend, why don’t we have a little captioning fun? First let’s recap last week’s answers, then we can get down to our not so serious business.
- “Blue was thrilled when his ‘I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?’ finally got a different answer than a slap.” (soulofaqua)
- “Look!!! It’s the Ambiguously Gay Duo!” (one crazy idiot)
- “What happens on the grav lift stays on the grav lift.” (troika1138)
- “Where that prude Wendy fails, John always gives Peter Pan ‘happy thoughts’.” (Senor Leche)
- “He may have been on the other team, but Superman couldn’t just stand idle and watch as an innocent blue fell to his demise.” (-S-)
- “pew pew pew” (TAS9303)
- “Oh man that’s the last time I fill up one of these dolls with helium….where’s the damn valve?!” (motarius1)
Before anyone asks, my picture on the sidebar is no longer fair game. Chaelek, I’m looking at you! You’ll have to go make fun of me for making lame football jokes that make little to no sense instead. While I may not know anything about tough guy sports, I do know a thing or two about this next shot. I came up with the (not) very unique title “Nom nom nom”, but what is your witty caption for it?
Author: Loss of Cash
Posted by mendicantbias00 on October 17, 2008 at 3:29 am
Shhhh…you had me at “Hello”.
*crying* She said it was just a cold sore!
What do you know! It DOES taste like chicken!
*inhales* MAN! Febreeze works on EVERYTHING!
Posted by mendicantbias00 on October 17, 2008 at 3:34 am
Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Mind, you are the proud parents of a new born…ummm…a baby ummm…to tell you the truth Im not sure what the hell this is.
The schnoz-berries taste like schnoz-berries!
*Flood to Marine* What do you mean you “can’t find it”!??!?!?!?!?
Posted by WolfKing on October 17, 2008 at 3:40 am
is my nom nom nom and i want it know
Posted by Das Kalk on October 17, 2008 at 4:18 am
“I…I don’t know what to tell you… It’s a tumor”
“You’re not like the other flood, you’re special”
“Those other marines don’t know you like I know you”
Posted by Drag0n D214 on October 17, 2008 at 4:18 am
Its ok love this just between us noone has to know
Posted by Drag0n D214 on October 17, 2008 at 4:20 am
“ill name you floody you be my lil floody ” *bite sound* ” OW IT BITE ME “
Posted by MrFibbi on October 17, 2008 at 5:55 am
“is it me or in the year 2553 the pimples are WAY bigger.” :-)
Posted by Kelly on October 17, 2008 at 6:06 am
“This probably isn’t the best thing to practice kissing on…”
Posted by angelofbacon on October 17, 2008 at 6:17 am
My Precious….
Posted by Crunchbite on October 17, 2008 at 6:25 am
So I could ither let this guy infect, or I could starve to death and he’ll still infect me…oh well *munches*
Posted by StealthSpeed3 on October 17, 2008 at 6:28 am
Marine: why can’t i blow up this damn balloon any further?
MC: Um sir…that’s not a balloon..and that’s NOT an air valve…didn’t you see the tattoo? EXIT ONLY
Marine: i think i’m going to be sick….*hurls up last night’s MRE*
Posted by disco on October 17, 2008 at 6:37 am
”on that day jeff took his love for motorboating too far”
Posted by ClandestineMan on October 17, 2008 at 6:54 am
It taste like Chicken.
Posted by petetheduck on October 17, 2008 at 7:10 am
Upon discovering that the Flood’s only weakness was being ticklish, the UNSC began and all-out raspberry campaign on the belly of the infection.
Posted by Xor1an on October 17, 2008 at 7:37 am
“The love that dare not speak its name”
“New from Taco Bell: the FloodSporito Bellgrande”
Posted by disco on October 17, 2008 at 7:40 am
”how do you reload this thing” ”i’m not putting that in my mouth either”
Posted by Kato on October 17, 2008 at 8:23 am
“I wish I knew how to quit you.”
Posted by ReverendTiki on October 17, 2008 at 8:46 am
Who’s a good boy! Who’s a good puppy!
Posted by Socket on October 17, 2008 at 8:55 am
“Mommy, this food smells weird…”
Posted by retinence on October 17, 2008 at 9:40 am
Oh Yeah!? How do You like being bitten you little son of a………
Posted by retinence on October 17, 2008 at 9:42 am
“I’ll never let you go Jack”
Posted by retinence on October 17, 2008 at 9:48 am
The look of dread on Steve’s face as he kissed the parasite was nothing compared to the look of horror from his platoon, as each of them now had to pay him 50 bucks.
Posted by Guywithnoarms on October 17, 2008 at 9:54 am
A whole line up of nose inspirated jokes…
1) “New, Kleenex, Flood size tissues. Perfect for that, hell of an ‘infectious’ cold!”
2) Marine: *Blows nose* Ewwww!!! It’s hideous!
3) Well, whaddya know? The bogie monster really is just that!
Thankyou, thankyou. I’m here all weak. And by weak I mean, you will be after fighting that infection form biting your nose.
Posted by Chris101b on October 17, 2008 at 9:55 am
“wAIT A SECOND, THAT ISN’T YOUR FACE!!!!”
“The most romantic scene in the new super hero movie Spider man: A Flood of Love”
“Your tentacles make me horny”
“2 seconds after this picture was taken, Master Chief walked in and killed that man. That flood form is now a decorative lamp shade located on the second floor of Master Chief’s crib right next to his collection cryogenically frozen Grunt poo.”
Posted by SirWilliamRegis on October 17, 2008 at 9:55 am
Man, this Halloween mask is hot!
Posted by ReleasetheMonk on October 17, 2008 at 9:59 am
-Apparently, this was not the quarter pounder with cheese Raoul had ordered.
-Man, it’s one of THOSE days, isn’t it?!
-Look, I do love you, but not that much!
-Better pray you have Flood Insurance.
Posted by DeepCee on October 17, 2008 at 10:25 am
Coming Fall 2012
Halo : Hentai
Posted by Woody on October 17, 2008 at 10:29 am
“You better have that 20 bucks, guys.”
Posted by Woody on October 17, 2008 at 10:31 am
Next time Marines, let’s actually use a hot potato.
Posted by Tristan on October 17, 2008 at 10:31 am
“I just hope Sarge never discovers…”
Posted by Handmade Hero on October 17, 2008 at 11:07 am
Where’s my $20 Chief!
Posted by Anton P. Nym on October 17, 2008 at 11:09 am
“You can keep your stinkin’ Recon, and Hayabusa’s *so* last-year; I got me a Flood Helmet!”
— Steve
Posted by Tog Ig on October 17, 2008 at 11:13 am
“Baby I said it was big. I didn’t say it was pretty”
Posted by Sarge Tomzilla on October 17, 2008 at 11:31 am
“If I get one more damned request for a Flood ballon animal…”
Posted by xp194 on October 17, 2008 at 11:38 am
Hey, Sarge, can I keep it? Pwease? OHGODGETITOFF!
Posted by GrowingDemon on October 17, 2008 at 11:45 am
Next time, Im getting that bitch tested.
Posted by TrAvIs 6t6 on October 17, 2008 at 11:46 am
God I hope this balloon doesn’t pop.
Posted by Dakota the Wolf on October 17, 2008 at 11:49 am
ahh.. ahh.. ahh.. CHOO!!!!
Posted by Jillybean on October 17, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Sounds better than the bagpipes!
Posted by Queen 0f Blades on October 17, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Just because they’re nicknamed “popcorn,” doesn’t mean they’re edible.
Posted by MattDGiant on October 17, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Even the tiniest Flood enjoyed a good raspberry.
Posted by phoenixfire360 on October 17, 2008 at 12:34 pm
can only wonder what their kids will look like….
Posted by jordan114725 on October 17, 2008 at 12:38 pm
“Your licking the wrong place”…
Posted by o LiGHTNiNG o on October 17, 2008 at 12:49 pm
OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!
(I can’t believe no one has said this already. First!)
Posted by Salen on October 17, 2008 at 12:53 pm
“And here you have Private Jimmy inflating the novelty Flood balloons for Master Chief’s birthday party…”
Posted by Someguy on October 17, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Eating junk food.
You´re doing it wrong
Posted by Gangsterreus on October 17, 2008 at 1:13 pm
not exactly a beach ball you want to impress the ladies with
Posted by Zee-V70 on October 17, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Oh, that’s where the batteries go!
Posted by randomindex on October 17, 2008 at 1:33 pm
“After Johnson and the Elite shared their special moment, Pvt. Gibbs figured he would try his moves on a nearby infection form. Turns out Flood are really good kissers.”
“Is that your infection form, or are you just happy to see me?”
“The flood always win games of make-out chicken.”
Posted by WolfKing on October 17, 2008 at 1:36 pm
hey sarge can i keep it, its sooo cute
Posted by Knight of Nee1 on October 17, 2008 at 1:46 pm
With Obama’s new plan for government sponsored healthcare, even spores will be able to afford regular checkups!
Posted by PikminGod on October 17, 2008 at 2:26 pm
“Don’t you die on me…Live damn it, LIVE!!!”
Posted by Phædrus on October 17, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Ah, mon cherie, do not be mad, you are the only spore that can have my desire…
Posted by Mojo on October 17, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Hey! This is NOT “just like licking a frog”!
Posted by Yellow Six on October 17, 2008 at 2:56 pm
WHERE’S MY MONEY!?
Posted by Nid on October 17, 2008 at 3:02 pm
*bagpipes*
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Posted by Don113 on October 17, 2008 at 3:09 pm
“We’re no strangers to love”
(I’m very sorry about the Rick reference)
Posted by Fish on October 17, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Cunnilingus: Not recommended with flood.
Posted by Trooper 905 on October 17, 2008 at 5:29 pm
“yum tasty”
Posted by Woody on October 17, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Believe it or not, it’s on the Atkins Diet.
Posted by Fusbun on October 17, 2008 at 6:35 pm
lol He’s doing that thing where you blow on the stomach of something to make it laugh like parents sometimes do to todlers
Marine: Hey, lemme blow on it and see if I can make it laugh!
InfectionForm: hehehehe, stop it tickles! STOP IT TICKLES! HEHEHEHEE
Posted by SonofMacPhisto on October 17, 2008 at 6:46 pm
In your eyes
The light the heat
Your eyes…
Posted by aussie_spartan on October 17, 2008 at 7:06 pm
“This kiss, this kiss, this kiss. Its the way you love me. This kiss, this kiss this kiss.”
Posted by Naepa34 on October 17, 2008 at 7:17 pm
It turns out that bring a flood buddy to work day wasnt so great afterall
Posted by Atreyu606 on October 17, 2008 at 7:20 pm
This takes “beauty is in the eye of the beholder” way too far…
this also takes “I don’t want to die a virgin” to a whole new level as well
Posted by ALTEX on October 17, 2008 at 7:49 pm
you know i want this relationship to work, but let’s just say that the 6 is pulling its weight and the 9 really needs to get a start on its half of the deal
Posted by BBJynne on October 17, 2008 at 9:19 pm
*squeezes*
capt. keyes lied to me! these aren’t as easy to pop as they look!
Posted by Lovemuffin on October 17, 2008 at 9:21 pm
You can enjoy the fresh smell of Tide on anything!
Posted by newguy2445 on October 17, 2008 at 10:48 pm
Hmm, this inflatable Flood Infection form feels and tastes real.
Posted by Reneiw on October 17, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Lemme check you for herpes BEFORE I put it in my mouth.
Posted by The Last Hunter on October 17, 2008 at 11:44 pm
Aww, a puppy! Can I keep him mommy?
Posted by M-L on October 18, 2008 at 12:25 am
He had only been trapped for a few hours, but already the Stockholm syndrome had well and truly set in.
Posted by Matoro3311 on October 18, 2008 at 6:47 am
Dammit….The package said this toy had an “ON” switch…Where the hell is it?
~Matoro3311
Posted by SCG Katanga on October 18, 2008 at 8:52 am
ATCHOO!
Posted by Dusty Boy T on October 18, 2008 at 2:37 pm
I can bet ya that relationship will end pretty brutally.
Posted by Spade on October 18, 2008 at 3:04 pm
I know what a flood infected human looks like, but what does a human infected flood look like? I guess we’re about to find out.
Posted by Whaappened? on October 18, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Hey Baby-You *ouch* had me *agghh* at first bite *oww*.
“It hurts us because it loves us”
“Love knows no bounds-but creepiness does”
Posted by Gunlat3M on October 18, 2008 at 5:25 pm
The marine was shocked when shown this picture, and tried explaining, “It’s not what it looks like… wait, what does it look like?”
Posted by Koala Man17 on October 18, 2008 at 9:12 pm
“I sure hope John likes these balloons we got for his surprise party…”
Posted by GMoneyChuck on October 18, 2008 at 10:28 pm
“BLECH. Geeze, man. Thats the last time I eat green eggs and ham.”
Posted by GMoneyChuck on October 18, 2008 at 10:30 pm
Psssst. I have a secret. My gums itch.
Posted by TAS9303 on October 19, 2008 at 3:31 pm
does this look infected to you??
Posted by StephaBon on October 19, 2008 at 5:53 pm
I can’t imagine what the STDs are like.
Posted by Das Kalk on October 19, 2008 at 6:54 pm
HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! CUT IT’S ARMS OFF!!!….oh, wrong game…sorry
Posted by ALTEX on October 19, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Oh damn, these cream puffs are delicious. what? what do you mean you didn’t make any cream puffs?
Posted by Araknoros on October 20, 2008 at 10:07 pm
hugs and kisses
Posted by J23 on October 21, 2008 at 5:43 pm
“Hmm…most peculiar..it seems this species does not resemble a Facehugger at all…IT’S NOT HUGGING MY FACE!!”
Posted by GMoneyChuck89 on October 27, 2008 at 3:16 pm
How many licks does it take to get to the middle of an infection form?!