Upgrading to the Birthday Suit

Have you started playing Dead Space? Do you have MSN messenger? Do you want me to have your babies? If you only answered yes to one of those questions, you are shit out of luck. However if you answered yes to at least two of them, I want to chat with you for an upcoming article! Hit my contact form, say “I’ve played Dead Space”, and leave me your MSN messenger contact address. If you haven’t started playing it yet, watch the latest trailer for all the inspiration you will need to pick up this game. Big girl panties or lots of toilet paper required, both for the game and for the impending chat.

28 Responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Kamarov on October 16, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    I answered to one. can you guess which? :D

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  2. Posted by bs angel on October 16, 2008 at 2:13 pm

    You have MSN messenger? :)

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  3. Posted by Kamarov on October 16, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    already sent you a message :)

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  4. Posted by Socket on October 16, 2008 at 2:21 pm

    I do not want this game. I do not want to think about this game. Bad game…This game is creepy.

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  5. Posted by DeepCee on October 16, 2008 at 2:22 pm

    Angel will need updates on how this games coming along…
    lol
    I got Mendi doing the same :D

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  6. all those people he walked on the ship with died didnt they?

    o well

    i want to play dead space so bad, but i can’t justify spending 50 bucks on single player game i’m only going to play through once

    but i did DL the elite suit off xbl cuz its only free for a limited time

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  7. holy cow…

    i could hardly watch the trailer!!

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  8. Posted by soulofaqua on October 16, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    I need to atleast answer yes to two questions… but I must say I’ve played dead space… that’s odd. You didn’t specify which two you wanted answered yes.

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  9. Posted by soulofaqua on October 16, 2008 at 2:56 pm

    Wait…. is that Sigur Ros as background music!? They are taking over the gametrailers! First Prince of Persia now Dead Space!

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  10. Posted by bs angel on October 16, 2008 at 3:19 pm

    I just downloaded the Elite suit and put it on Pikmin. I don’t like it visually as much as my last one but it’s stronger and holds more items so I’ll take it. :)

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  11. Posted by RK4N3 on October 16, 2008 at 3:37 pm

    While I dont have the game yet, I answer yes to the other two. :^)
    Have you seen Event Horizon? If not rent it… similar story to the game, great movie.
    I cant wait to get this game.

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  12. @ RK4N3: yeah, VERY Event Horizon . . . i loved that movie.

    picking up the game next week . . . i’ll grab a Messenger account also . . . hopefully i won’t miss out.

    I’ll spare you the baby-making part, don’t get me wrong, you’re hawt and all . . . but i’ve already got one.

    quota met.

    thank you.

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  13. I answered yes to number 2 and 3. :D

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  14. Posted by Das Kalk on October 16, 2008 at 7:33 pm

    My game room smells like tacos :O haha just kidding, but holy eff this thing is good. I got it a day late since I’m in Canada, but it was worth it.

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  15. Sold out, but I got a nice ‘The Art of Dead Space’ book though.

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  16. Horror games aren’t for me. I guess you are shit out of luck.

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  17. That trailer scared me. Is this a sign I shouldn’t play the game?

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  18. dang, RK4N3 stole my line ;).. but i dont know how you can like these kind of games Angle. i dont even like the flood levels on Halo.. heck i dont even care for the Zombies game type that much. going around an “abandoned” ship with my heart pounding while waiting for the inevitability of something to go “BOO!” is not my idea of a good time. give me puzzles and brain bending mathematics over the undead any day. but have fun! :P (hahahah)

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  19. Posted by Schryverr on October 17, 2008 at 12:29 am

    I am hopefully picking this badass game up tomorrow. I am gonna lock myself in my room, turn the lights off, crank up my speakers and hopefully have the shit scared out of me. I can’t wait!

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  20. O can i change option 3 to me wanting to have your babies?

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  21. Posted by bs angel on October 17, 2008 at 3:12 am

    I just love being scared Mondo. Scary movies, scary games, scary books, they are all right up my alley. :)

    And I’m not even going to ask how that would work Pikmin, LOL …

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  22. Posted by mendicantbias00 on October 17, 2008 at 11:08 am

    Angel if aesthetics are your problem id suggest the Scorpion suit…I think it’s a bit stronger than the elite (25% vs 20%), its black and red, and its got a bad ass scorpion emblem on the back of the helmet similar to everyone’s favorite tank!

    Only a mere 200mp.

    Nothing like melee’ing 6 necro’s to death without having to use a medkit!!!

    And to everyone who thinks this game might be scary…don’t worry…it is…I already soiled my big girl panties…now I just sit on a pile of toilet paper. :)

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  23. Posted by Socket on October 17, 2008 at 11:51 am

    Uh. they’re charging people for different suits?
    Seems like a rip-off to me…

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  24. Woohoo! Dead Space and Fracture! The leaves can wait.

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  25. Posted by Das Kalk on October 18, 2008 at 10:51 am

    Mondo, there are quite a few puzzles, many of them made all the more challenging because of the zero-g mechanic

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  26. It’s not so scary…bummer.

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  27. I don’t use MSN messenger, but I’m playing the game.

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  28. Posted by Ryan on January 6, 2009 at 11:37 am

    Yes to the first 2. I’m a bit young to think about having kids im afraid =p.

    ps. Its fun spamming your blog with my comments muahahahah

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