My Butt Does Not Squirt

The most common question I hear online, both from friends and randoms alike, revolves around the first two letters of my gamertag. People frequently inquire about what the “bs” stands for, and unfortunately for the curious that is not a desire that will ever be satiated. While it does stand for something specific, I refuse to give up the goods. I didn’t dish the details in my blogger interview or even in my Xbox.com spotlight. The real answer is ridiculously boring so it’s much more fun to keep everybody guessing.

bs angel sig

It’s been over a year since we’ve played “Do you know what BS stands for?” so I do believe it’s time for another round. Just like last time I will give credit to the person who coined that particular nickname in parenthesis. My personal favorites, because either they are appropriate or they just make me laugh, are bolded. As always, feel free to post your guesses in a comment. Off we go!

  • Back Sticking angel (MR Jones93 sk8)
  • Bitch Slapping angel (PinkBulletz14)
  • Booty Shakin’ angel (L0coM0tive)
  • Big Shenanigans angel (Fezzer)
  • Bloody Stunning angel (Jim 028)
  • Brain Surgeon angel (The SMNR)
  • Brick Shithouse angel (ResilientMonkey)
  • Blood Sucking angel (PinkBulletz14)
  • Barter System angel (mendicantbias00)
  • Ball Sweat angel (Assassin)
  • Barely Sober angel (Tortacular)
  • Bad Sniping angel (PinkBulletz14)
  • Banana Slurpee angel (Fezzer)
  • Busty Sexy angel (ashame)
  • Benevolent Something angel (Ken Raves)
  • Bong Smoke angel (Assassin)
  • Bring Some angel (Gaming with Baby)
  • Beyond Silly angel (silvercube)
  • Back Stabbing angel (PinkBulletz14)
  • Bitter Sweet angel (Fezzer)
  • Biggie Shnookums angel (SonofMacPhisto)
  • Bird Shit angel (MR Jones93 sk8)
  • Butt Slap angel (Fezzer)
  • Bomb Swingin’ angel (writeitoutplease)
  • Bling Seeking angel (Quantifier)
  • Blue Sniffly angel (ResilientMonkey)
  • Boot Scootin’ angel (Nodak)
  • Butt Squirting angel (PinkBulletz14)
  • Bubble Shield angel (Locke)
  • Bologna Sandwich angel (matchmaking random)
  • Bountifully Sarcastic angel (Nodak4Ever)
  • Blue Sticky angel (mendicantbias00)
  • I don’t think it means anything in particular, rather, it is meant as an expression and invitation to self-discovery. When we meditate on the idea of BS we become one with ourselves, our true nature, and our surroundings. The repetitious sound of BS calms our soul and opens our eyes to new worlds and experiences. It enlightens the mind and guides us to a new idea of what it means to be alive. (BSG Daffy)

92 Responses to this post.

  1. Posted by madbox20 on October 13, 2008 at 4:31 am

    how about what BS really stands for Bull Shit Angel?

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  2. Posted by MrFibbi on October 13, 2008 at 4:32 am

    Banana Smoothie angel xD

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  3. Betraying Scumbag Angel

    ………

    I like it… got a ring to it. That’s right folks, this woman’s halo (not of the video game variety) is supported by her horns.

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  4. Betraying Sadistic Angel?
    Betraying Sardonic Angel?
    Betraying Schizophrenic Angel?
    Betraying Shithead Angel?
    Betraying Satanic Angel?
    Betraying Sticky Angel?

    Hm… I’m starting to see a theme here. ;)

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  5. Baloney Slapping Angel?
    Baloney Spanking Angel?
    Baloney Slurping Angel?
    Baloney Stroking Angel?
    Baloney Sticky Angel?
    Ball Stroking Angel?
    Ball Sticking Angel?

    Hm… another theme here. Innuendos FTW.

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  6. Posted by newguy2445 on October 13, 2008 at 4:42 am

    Sorry for the sexualness XD
    Ball Sucking Angel
    Butt Shagging Angel
    Boy Shagging Angel
    Beauty Shitter Angel
    Badass Sinner Angel
    Bad Sexy Angel
    Boring Stupid Angel ( XD JK)

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  7. Badass Sniper angel
    Blintze Stuffing angel
    Barracuda Skinning angel
    Blatantly Sexual angel
    Beauteous Slayer angel
    Beneficial Steroid angel
    Beyond Somniferous angel (especially lately ;) )
    Bountifully Silly angel
    Belligerent Stalker angel

    K I think I’m done now. :)

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  8. Um… on an unrelated note, I found this comment on your community spotlight rather amusing:

    TriXie: What celebrity would be the worst roommate?

    bs angel: Cliffy B. because he would probably hog the 360. Hopefully he would work a lot, so I wouldn’t have to play split screen.

    Even more so after the infamous “ginormous tits” comment, amirite?

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  9. Posted by DeepCee on October 13, 2008 at 5:31 am

    Bachelor of Science Angel

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  10. And now… for the random and ridiculous:

    Butthole Surfing Angel?
    Boy Scout Angel?
    Barbra Streisand Angel?
    Bandana Smoking Angel?
    Banhammer Smitten Angel?
    Brain Splattering Angel?
    Beyond Skanky Angel?
    Bowl Smoking Angel?

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  11. Blank Space Angel?
    Benign Sarcoma Angel?
    Benign Spleenomegaly Angel?
    Bouncy Strap-on Angel?
    Ballsy Smurfette Angel?
    Broad Spectrum?
    Big Stack Angel?
    Bountifully Stacked Angel?
    ………………

    Breasts of Silicon Angel?

    I could go on all night. (That’s what Karli said :P)

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  12. Posted by WolfKing on October 13, 2008 at 6:01 am

    bull shit angel

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  13. Between Sentences Angel?

    (As in prison sentences)

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  14. Between the Sheets Angel?
    Beer Sports Angel? (like Beer Pong …)
    Below Standards Angel?

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  15. Bedroom Sorceress Angel?
    Bedroom Spartan Angel?
    Bitchy Spartan Angel?
    Betraying Spartan Angel?
    Backstabbing Spartan Angel?

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  16. Posted by mendicantbias00 on October 13, 2008 at 6:35 am

    I think ragingterror may be a bit bored this morning. lol

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  17. After seeing your PAX photos, how ’bout Bit Small Angel?

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  18. Bladder Straining Angel?

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  19. I think ragingterror may be a bit bored this morning. lol

    Let’s see… my option are:
    1. Work on an assignment for a 400-level, 3 credit research and informatics course that requires roughly 9-12 hours of homework a week despite meeting for 2 hours a week.

    Or.

    2. Come back here to post as “inspiration” (or rather boredom) strikes.

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  20. Posted by StealthSpeed3 on October 13, 2008 at 6:56 am

    Bite Size Angel?

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  21. Or another way to say it is Bit Short Angel.

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  22. Posted by Das Kalk on October 13, 2008 at 7:00 am

    Blitzkreig Shcnitzel Angel?

    Baby Shit Angel?

    Bomb Saddam Angel?

    those are a few

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  23. Posted by Ken Raves on October 13, 2008 at 7:08 am

    Maybe it was Sarcastic Bitch angel, just she got it backwards and refuses to acknowledge her mistake? XD

    Oh snap! One of my suggestions was mentioned!

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  24. Bra Snapping Angel?

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  25. Posted by YzzY on October 13, 2008 at 7:59 am

    Boiled soffish angel.

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  26. Bef Slet :mrgreen:

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  27. Posted by davyboy94 on October 13, 2008 at 8:25 am

    lol ken was tleling me soemthing about buttsquirt and i was like ” Yeah…moving swiftly on”

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  28. Biggie Smalls angel?
    Brute Shot angel?

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  29. Posted by BBJynne on October 13, 2008 at 8:42 am

    Bull Shit Angle

    cuz you’re really a devil.

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  30. Posted by Mizzy on October 13, 2008 at 8:57 am

    Being Sexy Angel
    Bearing Shotguns Angel
    B-Sized Angel
    Booty Slang Angel

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  31. Posted by KaiserKold on October 13, 2008 at 8:59 am

    Yah… I always kind of assumed it was Bull Shit Angel. Honestly. Because that seemed obvious. If you put BS on something, most people are gonna think “bull shit”.

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  32. Posted by halcylon on October 13, 2008 at 9:19 am

    Betrayal Stealing.

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  33. Posted by Socket on October 13, 2008 at 9:34 am

    idk.

    I have no creativity.

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  34. Posted by Pundarquartis on October 13, 2008 at 9:41 am

    Banjo String Angel

    It must be that…

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  35. Maybe is stands for

    Bright Star Angel

    aka lucifer,

    bs angel is the DEVIL

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  36. Posted by bs angel on October 13, 2008 at 10:05 am

    LOL, … I do believe 100% of you think I am the devil. Which may or may not be the truth. ;)

    Ragingterror, I had completely forgotten about that Cliffy B. comment. That’s hilarious!

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  37. Bagel Slicing angel
    baiting sexy angel
    bald sapphire angel
    bacterial scrotum angel
    ballistic sage angel
    beefy steak angel
    bionic stallion angel

    I’ll post more guesses later

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  38. beyond sublime angel

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  39. beyond sadistic angel
    bear skinning angel
    blatantly stupid angel
    bountifully sarcastic angel
    booty stealing angel

    OK Im done now

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  40. Posted by clipeuh on October 13, 2008 at 10:49 am

    Bungie Stalker Angel :P

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  41. Posted by bs angel on October 13, 2008 at 11:03 am

    Ding ding ding! We have a winner.

    I am officially changing what bs really means to clipeuh’s guess.

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  42. Nobody has said the best one yet.

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  43. Bird shit angel <3

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  44. Posted by CrazedOne1988 on October 13, 2008 at 1:01 pm

    Wait one more!

    Body Stripper angel.

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  45. Posted by Waffle Deluxe on October 13, 2008 at 1:18 pm

    Bonerific Salad Angel

    That’s right I said it. :)

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  46. Posted by CrazedOne1988 on October 13, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    mmmmmm…….salad……..

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  47. Posted by Shaggydeath on October 13, 2008 at 2:14 pm

    buttikus smutikus

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  48. Posted by Mace Windex on October 13, 2008 at 2:45 pm

    Betrayed, Surely

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  49. but i actually know… am i allowed to post it?

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  50. Well all know that she has a Bob Saget fetish.

    Bob Saget Angel.

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  51. Biological Secretion Angel
    Blazing Saddle Angel
    Bi-Sexual Angel
    Biscuit Serenading Angel
    Birthday Surprise Angel
    Bizarre Sanity Angel
    Blatant Screamer Angel
    Bluntly Sarcastic Angel
    Blood Shot Angel
    Blow Snorting Angel
    Blossom Smashing Angel
    Blunder Spawning Angel
    Body Snatching Angel
    Bold Skeptic Angel
    Bonus Sectioned Angel
    Bonded Segmented Angel
    Booked Scheduled Angel
    Boring Stringer Angel
    Bottomless Sexist Angel
    Basic Slut Angel

    for humor’s sake angel :-D

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  52. Posted by Waffle Deluxe on October 13, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    Banana Supreme Angel

    Itsa parody of Waffle Deluxe! :P

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  53. Posted by Scotty on October 13, 2008 at 3:23 pm

    Bitchy Sedated Angel

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  54. Posted by bs angel on October 13, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    Very few of you are receiving bonus points today. That is all.

    ;)

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  55. Posted by SpaceGhost2K on October 13, 2008 at 3:29 pm

    I’m inclined to believe that a member above got it with “Bite Sized.”

    But I’ll toss some in for giggles, anyway:

    Buddy Shootin’ Angel
    Blog Star Angel
    Blog Swearing Angel
    “B” Sized Angel (I was feeling generous, LOL!)
    Bram Stoker Angel (long story)
    Bum Snugglin’ Angel
    Breath Stealin’ Angel
    Boy Shootin’ Angel
    Boise State Angel

    Everything else was mean, sexual or both, so I’ll stop there.

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  56. eh, couple more

    Bloody Stooled Angel
    Bittersweet Sterility Angel
    Bedridden Socialist Angel
    Birthday Suited Angel

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  57. Posted by Waffle Deluxe on October 13, 2008 at 3:34 pm

    Boy Scout Angel

    The truth revealed, the shocking Horror

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  58. Bourne Supremacy angel

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  59. Posted by Bryan Ojeda on October 13, 2008 at 4:48 pm

    I still don’t know what that “B” stands for….

    Bungie?
    Blue?
    Blarg???

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  60. Baby Snatching Angel
    Bungie Sex-Slave Angel

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  61. Butt Secks Angel

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  62. BSG Daffy’s was hiLARious! Oh man… awesome.

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  63. If bsangel is the devil, I guess that makes us cousins! :twisted:

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  64. Posted by Das Kalk on October 13, 2008 at 6:47 pm

    Beautiful Sunshine Angel

    Where are my points?

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  65. I can’t play this game because I’ve known BS for long enough to know what it really means. But I did want to poke in and say that this is the most hilarious comment thread in the history of ever.

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  66. Posted by Eloco on October 13, 2008 at 8:19 pm

    Its not bologna sandwich angel? which would rock, esp at 4 am when your really hungry, I like mayo and mustard on mine.

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  67. Berry sexy angel ;)

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  68. Ooh, mine is the very first one! And its bold! :D

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  69. Posted by Rift on October 13, 2008 at 9:08 pm

    I’m sorry, but this just came to mind.

    Bulgeing Syphilis Angel

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  70. Posted by Chewbeccawacca on October 13, 2008 at 10:09 pm

    Biometric Sedationist? Blitzkrige Sensationalist? Blase Siesmologist? Bicentennial Senior? Biological Serf? anything close?

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  71. Brittney Spears Angel ftw

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  72. Posted by SpaceGhost2K on October 13, 2008 at 11:10 pm

    I am really having to fight the urge to go for the naughty and funny.

    Most of them don’t apply, anyway.

    (Nobody’s done “blood sucking?” Weird.)

    OK, just one.

    “Bone Snorkler.”

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  73. Posted by SpaceGhost2K on October 13, 2008 at 11:18 pm

    Ah, “blood sucking” was on the top list. My bad.

    Admit it, though. you’ve bone snorkled. Of course you have. It’s the law. Not like butt spelunking, which you probably have not done. Then there’s broom squatting. And banana samba-ing. You know…

    “My wife left town with a banana
    I’m a jealous man.
    She found a six inch Latin lover
    And now she does the samba with her right hand.”

    That may have been tango, actually, but tango doesn’t start with an “S”

    (I told you I should have stopped back there.)

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  74. Posted by bs angel on October 13, 2008 at 11:23 pm

    LOL, … please continue. It’s quite entertaining!

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  75. Posted by SpaceGhost2K on October 13, 2008 at 11:28 pm

    “BS is more than just initials. Its meaning is immeasurable. We see how we were out-numbered, out-gunned, out-matched. And seeing that, we realized the importance of the monument. On that day, half a century ago, our species was pushed to the crumbling edge of extinction. And as we teetered on that precipice, staring down into the abyss, a hand reached out, pulled us back from the brink, and gave us hope. The hand of an angel.”

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  76. Posted by Skibur on October 14, 2008 at 12:27 am

    Baby Spice Angel, because you are obviously a HUGE Spice Girls fan ;)
    Boy Spanking Angel
    Burger Serving Angel
    Bus Stop Angel
    Budgie Smuggler Angel
    Bungie’s Special Angel – Awww :P

    Yeah, that’s it from me for now ;)

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  77. Posted by MrFibbi on October 14, 2008 at 5:16 am

    dead space angel. xD

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  78. Posted by MrFibbi on October 14, 2008 at 5:17 am

    no wait, that makes it ‘ds angel’ xD sorry bout the double post. :-)

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  79. Posted by mendicantbias00 on October 14, 2008 at 6:08 am

    “Blarrgh” Screaming angel

    I win!

    Game Over!

    ;)

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  80. Posted by Mike on October 14, 2008 at 10:30 am

    Back Sass Angel
    Big Spartan’s Angel
    Barn Storming Angel

    And just two random fun words put together

    Bubble Squish Angel

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  81. Posted by Shaggydeath on October 14, 2008 at 11:00 am

    Ball Smasher Angel!

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  82. Posted by Errod on October 14, 2008 at 1:15 pm

    A simple one: Back Stage Angel

    or Born Skillful Angel…

    :)

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  83. Posted by Das Kalk on October 14, 2008 at 1:54 pm

    I just thought of another one….

    Bewb Slip Angel AHAHAHA

    i’m good

    oh yeah

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  84. Posted by PinkBulletz14 on October 14, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    Your butt doesn’t squirt ;o) If we actually guess correctly do you let us know and have us sign a confidentiality clause so we don’t tell anybody?

    Betrayal Seeking Angel
    Damn I was gonna say Back Stage Angel but Errod already did…
    Big Shot Angel

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  85. Big Sausage

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  86. Posted by Waffle Deluxe on October 14, 2008 at 8:52 pm

    Are you going to release a who came closest or who had the funniest results article?

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  87. Posted by bs angel on October 14, 2008 at 8:57 pm

    Not who came closest no but I’ll probably do another article just like this one with the new guesses at some point. There was a year in between articles last time though so it won’t be anytime soon, lol … :)

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  88. Posted by Kent on October 15, 2008 at 12:35 am

    Bodacious Set angel

    Bomdiggity Sexy angel

    Blue Steel angel (That was a Zoolander reference. I’m sorry)

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  89. Posted by RC Master on October 15, 2008 at 8:50 am

    As another gamer with a two letter anacronym in my name, I get my fair share of questions about what it stands for as well. But some of the ones they came up with for you are incredible!

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  90. This was already a year ago? Oh my goodness.

    Well I’ve known what bs means for a very long time now : )

    But it’s funny seeing what people say. booger sandwich angel.

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  91. Posted by Andrew on August 15, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    Bisexual Angel?

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    • Didn’t you suggest that on the other “what does bs stand for” post?

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