My Butt Does Not Squirt
October 13, 2008 93 Comments
The most common question I hear online, both from friends and randoms alike, revolves around the first two letters of my gamertag. People frequently inquire about what the “bs” stands for, and unfortunately for the curious that is not a desire that will ever be satiated. While it does stand for something specific, I refuse to give up the goods. I didn’t dish the details in my blogger interview or even in my Xbox.com spotlight. The real answer is ridiculously boring so it’s much more fun to keep everybody guessing.
It’s been over a year since we’ve played “Do you know what BS stands for?” so I do believe it’s time for another round. Just like last time I will give credit to the person who coined that particular nickname in parenthesis. My personal favorites, because either they are appropriate or they just make me laugh, are bolded. As always, feel free to post your guesses in a comment. Off we go!
- Back Sticking angel (MR Jones93 sk8)
- Bitch Slapping angel (PinkBulletz14)
- Booty Shakin’ angel (L0coM0tive)
- Big Shenanigans angel (Fezzer)
- Bloody Stunning angel (Jim 028)
- Brain Surgeon angel (The SMNR)
- Brick Shithouse angel (ResilientMonkey)
- Blood Sucking angel (PinkBulletz14)
- Barter System angel (mendicantbias00)
- Ball Sweat angel (Assassin)
- Barely Sober angel (Tortacular)
- Bad Sniping angel (PinkBulletz14)
- Banana Slurpee angel (Fezzer)
- Busty Sexy angel (ashame)
- Benevolent Something angel (Ken Raves)
- Bong Smoke angel (Assassin)
- Bring Some angel (Gaming with Baby)
- Beyond Silly angel (silvercube)
- Back Stabbing angel (PinkBulletz14)
- Bitter Sweet angel (Fezzer)
- Biggie Shnookums angel (SonofMacPhisto)
- Bird Shit angel (MR Jones93 sk8)
- Butt Slap angel (Fezzer)
- Bomb Swingin’ angel (writeitoutplease)
- Bling Seeking angel (Quantifier)
- Blue Sniffly angel (ResilientMonkey)
- Boot Scootin’ angel (Nodak)
- Butt Squirting angel (PinkBulletz14)
- Bubble Shield angel (Locke)
- Bologna Sandwich angel (matchmaking random)
- Bountifully Sarcastic angel (Nodak4Ever)
- Blue Sticky angel (mendicantbias00)
- I don’t think it means anything in particular, rather, it is meant as an expression and invitation to self-discovery. When we meditate on the idea of BS we become one with ourselves, our true nature, and our surroundings. The repetitious sound of BS calms our soul and opens our eyes to new worlds and experiences. It enlightens the mind and guides us to a new idea of what it means to be alive. (BSG Daffy)
how about what BS really stands for Bull Shit Angel?
no fucking way ur a genius man lol………………………………everyone fucking knows that already
Banana Smoothie angel xD
Betraying Scumbag Angel
………
I like it… got a ring to it. That’s right folks, this woman’s halo (not of the video game variety) is supported by her horns.
Betraying Sadistic Angel?
Betraying Sardonic Angel?
Betraying Schizophrenic Angel?
Betraying Shithead Angel?
Betraying Satanic Angel?
Betraying Sticky Angel?
Hm… I’m starting to see a theme here. ;)
Baloney Slapping Angel?
Baloney Spanking Angel?
Baloney Slurping Angel?
Baloney Stroking Angel?
Baloney Sticky Angel?
Ball Stroking Angel?
Ball Sticking Angel?
Hm… another theme here. Innuendos FTW.
Sorry for the sexualness XD
Ball Sucking Angel
Butt Shagging Angel
Boy Shagging Angel
Beauty Shitter Angel
Badass Sinner Angel
Bad Sexy Angel
Boring Stupid Angel ( XD JK)
Badass Sniper angel
Blintze Stuffing angel
Barracuda Skinning angel
Blatantly Sexual angel
Beauteous Slayer angel
Beneficial Steroid angel
Beyond Somniferous angel (especially lately ;) )
Bountifully Silly angel
Belligerent Stalker angel
K I think I’m done now. :)
Um… on an unrelated note, I found this comment on your community spotlight rather amusing:
TriXie: What celebrity would be the worst roommate?
bs angel: Cliffy B. because he would probably hog the 360. Hopefully he would work a lot, so I wouldn’t have to play split screen.
Even more so after the infamous “ginormous tits” comment, amirite?
Bachelor of Science Angel
And now… for the random and ridiculous:
Butthole Surfing Angel?
Boy Scout Angel?
Barbra Streisand Angel?
Bandana Smoking Angel?
Banhammer Smitten Angel?
Brain Splattering Angel?
Beyond Skanky Angel?
Bowl Smoking Angel?
Blank Space Angel?
Benign Sarcoma Angel?
Benign Spleenomegaly Angel?
Bouncy Strap-on Angel?
Ballsy Smurfette Angel?
Broad Spectrum?
Big Stack Angel?
Bountifully Stacked Angel?
………………
Breasts of Silicon Angel?
I could go on all night. (That’s what Karli said :P)
bull shit angel
Between Sentences Angel?
(As in prison sentences)
Between the Sheets Angel?
Beer Sports Angel? (like Beer Pong …)
Below Standards Angel?
Bedroom Sorceress Angel?
Bedroom Spartan Angel?
Bitchy Spartan Angel?
Betraying Spartan Angel?
Backstabbing Spartan Angel?
I think ragingterror may be a bit bored this morning. lol
After seeing your PAX photos, how ’bout Bit Small Angel?
Bladder Straining Angel?
I think ragingterror may be a bit bored this morning. lol
Let’s see… my option are:
1. Work on an assignment for a 400-level, 3 credit research and informatics course that requires roughly 9-12 hours of homework a week despite meeting for 2 hours a week.
Or.
2. Come back here to post as “inspiration” (or rather boredom) strikes.
Bite Size Angel?
Or another way to say it is Bit Short Angel.
Blitzkreig Shcnitzel Angel?
Baby Shit Angel?
Bomb Saddam Angel?
those are a few
Maybe it was Sarcastic Bitch angel, just she got it backwards and refuses to acknowledge her mistake? XD
Oh snap! One of my suggestions was mentioned!
Bra Snapping Angel?
Boiled soffish angel.
Bef Slet :mrgreen:
lol ken was tleling me soemthing about buttsquirt and i was like ” Yeah…moving swiftly on”
Biggie Smalls angel?
Brute Shot angel?
Bull Shit Angle
cuz you’re really a devil.
Being Sexy Angel
Bearing Shotguns Angel
B-Sized Angel
Booty Slang Angel
Yah… I always kind of assumed it was Bull Shit Angel. Honestly. Because that seemed obvious. If you put BS on something, most people are gonna think “bull shit”.
Betrayal Stealing.
idk.
I have no creativity.
Banjo String Angel
It must be that…
Maybe is stands for
Bright Star Angel
aka lucifer,
bs angel is the DEVIL
LOL, … I do believe 100% of you think I am the devil. Which may or may not be the truth. ;)
Ragingterror, I had completely forgotten about that Cliffy B. comment. That’s hilarious!
Bagel Slicing angel
baiting sexy angel
bald sapphire angel
bacterial scrotum angel
ballistic sage angel
beefy steak angel
bionic stallion angel
I’ll post more guesses later
beyond sublime angel
beyond sadistic angel
bear skinning angel
blatantly stupid angel
bountifully sarcastic angel
booty stealing angel
OK Im done now
Bungie Stalker Angel :P
Ding ding ding! We have a winner.
I am officially changing what bs really means to clipeuh’s guess.
Nobody has said the best one yet.
Bird shit angel <3
Wait one more!
Body Stripper angel.
Bonerific Salad Angel
That’s right I said it. :)
mmmmmm…….salad……..
buttikus smutikus
Betrayed, Surely
but i actually know… am i allowed to post it?
Well all know that she has a Bob Saget fetish.
Bob Saget Angel.
Biological Secretion Angel
Blazing Saddle Angel
Bi-Sexual Angel
Biscuit Serenading Angel
Birthday Surprise Angel
Bizarre Sanity Angel
Blatant Screamer Angel
Bluntly Sarcastic Angel
Blood Shot Angel
Blow Snorting Angel
Blossom Smashing Angel
Blunder Spawning Angel
Body Snatching Angel
Bold Skeptic Angel
Bonus Sectioned Angel
Bonded Segmented Angel
Booked Scheduled Angel
Boring Stringer Angel
Bottomless Sexist Angel
Basic Slut Angel
for humor’s sake angel :-D
Banana Supreme Angel
Itsa parody of Waffle Deluxe! :P
Bitchy Sedated Angel
Very few of you are receiving bonus points today. That is all.
;)
I’m inclined to believe that a member above got it with “Bite Sized.”
But I’ll toss some in for giggles, anyway:
Buddy Shootin’ Angel
Blog Star Angel
Blog Swearing Angel
“B” Sized Angel (I was feeling generous, LOL!)
Bram Stoker Angel (long story)
Bum Snugglin’ Angel
Breath Stealin’ Angel
Boy Shootin’ Angel
Boise State Angel
Everything else was mean, sexual or both, so I’ll stop there.
eh, couple more
Bloody Stooled Angel
Bittersweet Sterility Angel
Bedridden Socialist Angel
Birthday Suited Angel
Boy Scout Angel
The truth revealed, the shocking Horror
Bourne Supremacy angel
I still don’t know what that “B” stands for….
Bungie?
Blue?
Blarg???
Baby Snatching Angel
Bungie Sex-Slave Angel
Butt Secks Angel
BSG Daffy’s was hiLARious! Oh man… awesome.
If bsangel is the devil, I guess that makes us cousins! :twisted:
Beautiful Sunshine Angel
Where are my points?
I can’t play this game because I’ve known BS for long enough to know what it really means. But I did want to poke in and say that this is the most hilarious comment thread in the history of ever.
Its not bologna sandwich angel? which would rock, esp at 4 am when your really hungry, I like mayo and mustard on mine.
Berry sexy angel ;)
Ooh, mine is the very first one! And its bold! :D
I’m sorry, but this just came to mind.
Bulgeing Syphilis Angel
Biometric Sedationist? Blitzkrige Sensationalist? Blase Siesmologist? Bicentennial Senior? Biological Serf? anything close?
Brittney Spears Angel ftw
I am really having to fight the urge to go for the naughty and funny.
Most of them don’t apply, anyway.
(Nobody’s done “blood sucking?” Weird.)
OK, just one.
“Bone Snorkler.”
Ah, “blood sucking” was on the top list. My bad.
Admit it, though. you’ve bone snorkled. Of course you have. It’s the law. Not like butt spelunking, which you probably have not done. Then there’s broom squatting. And banana samba-ing. You know…
“My wife left town with a banana
I’m a jealous man.
She found a six inch Latin lover
And now she does the samba with her right hand.”
That may have been tango, actually, but tango doesn’t start with an “S”
(I told you I should have stopped back there.)
LOL, … please continue. It’s quite entertaining!
“BS is more than just initials. Its meaning is immeasurable. We see how we were out-numbered, out-gunned, out-matched. And seeing that, we realized the importance of the monument. On that day, half a century ago, our species was pushed to the crumbling edge of extinction. And as we teetered on that precipice, staring down into the abyss, a hand reached out, pulled us back from the brink, and gave us hope. The hand of an angel.”
Baby Spice Angel, because you are obviously a HUGE Spice Girls fan ;)
Boy Spanking Angel
Burger Serving Angel
Bus Stop Angel
Budgie Smuggler Angel
Bungie’s Special Angel – Awww :P
Yeah, that’s it from me for now ;)
dead space angel. xD
no wait, that makes it ‘ds angel’ xD sorry bout the double post. :-)
“Blarrgh” Screaming angel
I win!
Game Over!
;)
Back Sass Angel
Big Spartan’s Angel
Barn Storming Angel
And just two random fun words put together
Bubble Squish Angel
Ball Smasher Angel!
A simple one: Back Stage Angel
or Born Skillful Angel…
:)
I just thought of another one….
Bewb Slip Angel AHAHAHA
i’m good
oh yeah
Your butt doesn’t squirt ;o) If we actually guess correctly do you let us know and have us sign a confidentiality clause so we don’t tell anybody?
Betrayal Seeking Angel
Damn I was gonna say Back Stage Angel but Errod already did…
Big Shot Angel
Big Sausage
Are you going to release a who came closest or who had the funniest results article?
Not who came closest no but I’ll probably do another article just like this one with the new guesses at some point. There was a year in between articles last time though so it won’t be anytime soon, lol … :)
Bodacious Set angel
Bomdiggity Sexy angel
Blue Steel angel (That was a Zoolander reference. I’m sorry)
As another gamer with a two letter anacronym in my name, I get my fair share of questions about what it stands for as well. But some of the ones they came up with for you are incredible!
This was already a year ago? Oh my goodness.
Well I’ve known what bs means for a very long time now : )
But it’s funny seeing what people say. booger sandwich angel.
Bisexual Angel?
Didn’t you suggest that on the other “what does bs stand for” post?