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souljaboytellem

DeAndre Cortez Wa, better known by his catchy stage name Soulja Boy, is not just a rapping and dancing piece of eye candy. Oh no, there is so much more depth to him than that. Take, for instance, his impressive skills in the video game arena. He can easily beat you at Halo 3. And Gears of War. And Call of Duty 4. And Grand Theft Auto. In fact he’s so confident he can “beat your ass” on absolutely any Xbox Live game that he made a high quality YouTube video saying just that. Sporting the default Xbox 360 headset with a red controller and a not matching chatpad, he flippantly throws his games on the ground while issuing a challenge to the entire vast and virtual world of Xbox Live. Be warned, if you see Souljaboytellem in a random Halo 3 game, you better watch out. Mr. Tough Guy with his intimidating k/d ratio of 0.91 is coming for you.

Source [Xbox 360 Fanboy]

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  1. Posted by Das Kalk on October 12, 2008 at 5:31 am

    damn, if I had a TV that big people wold think I was compensating for something… I would also probably have a K/D ratio better than .91. Tsk Tsk souljaboy what has happened to you?

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  2. Posted by Skibur on October 12, 2008 at 5:56 am

    Oh, he’s going to get owned.
    He also has a Bungie.net account.
    /Awaits his posts of wisdom

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  3. Posted by Sorel on October 12, 2008 at 6:14 am

    Okay… well that’s not something I see every day.

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  4. Posted by Seven on October 12, 2008 at 6:54 am

    It’s now at 0.80 on Social – it just keeps getting better, doesn’t it? Maybe he filmed the Youtube video on opposite day?

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  5. Never heard of this chump, but I guess as a rapper he’s braggin & boastin too :mrgreen:

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  6. Gawd, what a noob…. he hasn’t even finished campaign yet. =P

    Seriously though, you’d think he might be a bit nicer, you know? Like, public image? But no, he has to be a dick. *eyeroll*

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  7. Posted by nyhitman0401 on October 12, 2008 at 8:28 am

    N00bz!!!!! Soulja Boy! = N00bZ!!!!!!

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  8. Did he pull Eragon out of his game library? Wow, he’s a hardcore gangsta.

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  9. No talent. He’s horrible at rapping and apparently horrible at Halo 3, with 452 games and 43 exp.

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  10. He talks a lot. I can’t wait til someone kicks his ass in Halo 3 and makes him shut up.

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  11. Posted by Socket on October 12, 2008 at 9:07 am

    p0wn3d.

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  12. Looking at his H3 stats, he’s a sergeant grade 3. He’s trash.

    Who wants to get a group together and challenge him and his pathetic clan?

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  13. Posted by hewkii9 on October 12, 2008 at 9:33 am

    Did I see Lego Indiana Jones and Iron Man among his games? Yep, he’s a hardcore gamer with top-notch street cred.

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  14. Posted by Rhamsey on October 12, 2008 at 9:38 am

    i have no idea who this guy is, but what is wrong with his hat? does he not know how to wear one, cause its really simple to do. on a sidenote, how could you just toss games around on the floor and call yourself a gamer, especially games you like. what a bitch, i want to kick his ass.

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  15. Posted by D taktics on October 12, 2008 at 9:46 am

    I am going to rape him hard in Halo 3.

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  16. Posted by Anon on October 12, 2008 at 9:49 am

    I’m beyond fed up with anybody who talks shit like this who probably can’t ever back it up with anything shy of a few lucky kills.

    DeAndre Cortez Way is a disgrace to all real gamers everywhere.

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  17. Posted by Chunky Lover on October 12, 2008 at 10:19 am

    Ha! Who couldn’t beat him? I just would love to see his face getting owned completely.

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  18. Posted by DeepCee on October 12, 2008 at 10:22 am

    And so the Halo Nation prepares to go to war to rid the lands of this evil that refers to itself as…. The name that should not be uttered…Souljaboy

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  19. Posted by buttskunk on October 12, 2008 at 10:28 am

    If they are ignored they go away.

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  20. HA! You made a funny!

    (And does he know his hat is crooked? Someone should have told him to fix it.)

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  21. Posted by davyboy94 on October 12, 2008 at 10:34 am

    did anyone else notice the savage me?

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  22. I’m at least 30 years older then him and I know I could whoop his butt.

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  23. Oh fu*k a Sergeant grade 3! everybody ruuuuuunnnn!

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  24. Posted by Shaggydeath on October 12, 2008 at 11:44 am

    My 8 year old will pwn him!

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  25. Posted by Anthony on October 12, 2008 at 11:44 am

    Guys I think that he probably lets his homies play and uses his xbox for fun. At least in my living room its like that, I let all my noob friends play because Im not going to just have them sit around and watch. I dont think its very fair to point things out like that.

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  26. Posted by HiDDeN ePiC on October 12, 2008 at 11:54 am

    “with 452 games and 43 exp.”

    If you look at his bungie profile, he plays a lot of custom games. So he’s not gaining EXP off of them obviously.

    He still talks big and got nothing to back it up with though.

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  27. I hate that guy. A lot.

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  28. *laff*

    Just a look at his recent game history on b.net he never comes close to first place in any of the games place recently, by the way who is this guy?

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  29. OMG I better stay off matchmaking for a while, lest I run into that pro!

    /sarcasm

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  30. Posted by nyhitman0401 on October 12, 2008 at 1:02 pm

    CrazedOne Im so scared we better play Forge until he goes on Tour!

    /sarcasm

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  31. Posted by dnefpooz on October 12, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    I knew you’d find out about this video soon. His failure to speak proper English makes my ears bleed, and his service record stats are just funny. But in all seriousness, he is a complete tool. He has 3 copies of Halo 3 and makes a pile of games he has never played on the floor. A complete tool.

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  32. Posted by CancaN05 on October 12, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    wow my kd ratio is at .87 in ranked but im pretty sure i can beat him. oh anddddd wasnt he dead for a little bit?

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  33. blah. and we care because? lol.

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  34. Also, i love how he owns ALL of those god damn games and only 3000 Gamerpoints.

    (We Rate Stuff has a Mt. Dew giveaway!)

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  35. @ Skibur

    He just got off of a two week ban by Foman on the 8th. Something tells me the next time he posts it will wind up being rule breaking like his first one.

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  36. Posted by Das Kalk on October 12, 2008 at 9:06 pm

    souljaboytellem got told! go Foman! I also think it’s funny that he has several copies of a few games, just because you’re rich doesn’t mean you need two copies of Dark Sector… He’s just an OG if I ever saw one…

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  37. ““with 452 games and 43 exp.”

    If you look at his bungie profile, he plays a lot of custom games. So he’s not gaining EXP off of them obviously.

    He still talks big and got nothing to back it up with though.”

    Fair enough, I’ll update that to 184 games and 43 experience. That’s about 1 in 4 games that he’s in the top half? Weak. I don’t even know why we’re still talking about this.

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  38. Ooh, I want a link to his post!

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  39. Posted by Bryan Ojeda on October 12, 2008 at 11:09 pm

    He hasn’t even opened up most of his games!
    and did I see Dead Space in that pile?

    well I bet it’s broken with the other half of his games.
    BS Angel’s going to complain about this now…

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  40. What a joke! LMAO!!

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  41. Posted by Skibur on October 13, 2008 at 12:53 am

    @ Achilles

    Why do you think I check his recent posts everyday?? >:)

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  42. Posted by Galaxor 3000 on October 13, 2008 at 8:39 am

    This guy’s behavior is the reason the n-word won’t go away.

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  43. Posted by CrazedOne1988 on October 13, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    We could probably throw a team of 4 together and kick this guys ass easily.

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  44. Posted by Deadlock on October 13, 2008 at 1:49 pm

    This is hilarious! I’d play just for the fun of it, even if I did lose!

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  45. 1 long word: LOLLLLOLLLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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  46. Posted by Bryan Ojeda on October 13, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    @ Galaxor 3000

    LMAO!!!!! so true! :D

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  47. Posted by Kelly on October 13, 2008 at 6:32 pm

    wow…

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  48. I have more games than him. Does that make me a famous rapper?

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  49. Posted by bs angel on October 13, 2008 at 8:12 pm

    I don’t know about rapping, but your dance moves put his to shame. I remember drunken karaoke a few years ago still!

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  50. bs, please show them n***** how you do it on XboxLive.

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  51. Posted by Das Kalk on October 14, 2008 at 4:45 am

    I’m confused… And Angel, I think you should have a tournament with all the peeps who post on this site, like get people to team up an then have a big ol’ tourney…for glory and honor

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