Friday Caption Fun, Round 21
October 10, 2008 114 Comments
Last week was packed to the brim with Bungie-related goodness. From the shiny new File Share system to the long-awaited official announcement for Halo 3 Recon, there has been plenty of gristle for Halo fanatics to sink their teeth into. Whaddya say we take a two minute break from speculating and have a little fun? After we giggle over last week’s responses, I’ll present yet another entertaining screenshot ribbed for your captioning pleasure.
- “Standoff was used as a testing site for the Spartan Tactical Hamster Ball. It never met with much success.” (Chaelek)
- “God….I hope that isn’t a shit tank deported from one the covenant ships…..” (KGB Force)
- “Well, on the bright side, now we can finally read what’s written on the darn thing.” (Woody)
- “bs angel finds new ways to satisfy her balls fetish.” (TTL Tortacular)
- “From Blue Base, With Love.” (Don113)
- “The ding from red one’s cod piece could be heard for miles as he set eyes upon the new equipment.” (SirWilliamRegis)
- “Tank no longer beats everything.” (p0rksta)
- “Does this camera angle make my butt look big?” (Gnome)
- “Someone set up us the bomb.” (Mace Windex)
As per request, my picture from the sidebar was also fair game and two people just couldn’t resist the temptation. Mercutio2000 chimed in with, “Oops, I faded and blurred the wrong half” while Disco said “I’m not putting that in my mouth… (and that goes for both pictures)”. Doh! While I go nurse my wounds, I’ll leave you with a new screenshot that thankfully doesn’t have anything in anybody’s mouth but I’m not sure the same thing can be said for their butt. I titled it, “Save a horse” but what is your witty caption?
Author: JP Zero
Riding Shotgun…… Don’t even get me started
“HI HO SILVER!”
yea piggyback ride go faster
*Sigh* Cowboys aren’t what they once were…
Robert Downey Jr. decided then and there that he needed to call his agent to get him off the Iron Man sequel.
The directors wanted to make a Halo Brokeback Mountain, this time, Jake Gyllenhaal gets to be the horse. :-)
It’s Halo carousel time!!
Fly! Damnit.
To infinity and beyond!
And so the blue team rode the red team to victory. Literally.
Oh here, let me get that fly off your ass.
Is that your dual mauler? Or are you just happy to see me?
Hold RB to board opponent.
One of the many dangers of riding the purple grav lift.
And so it was made official, that the blue team was in fact, gay.
Upon exiting the grav lift both the red and blue resumed back to fighting, what happened in the grav lift, stayed in the grav lift, and in various parts of the body.
(Sorry for so many in a row! :P )
Hijacking : Your doing it wrong
“So PeterPan where are we going?” “Second Purple Lift, and then straight on till Gold. ”
-Bleh, didn’t sound as good as I thought it might. Oh well.
After a few turns around, Bungie finds the Halo-Go-round to be taking it too far.
Pole dancing, much more fun with a partner.
Because teabagging sometimes just isn’t enough to satisfy your needs.
Surprise buttsecks, best secks you never knew you needed!
The new Mjolnir VI inflatable dolls in several hot models like Sarge, Caboose and Master Chief
Faster Falcor!
Blue was overthrilled when his “I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?” finally got a different answer than a slap.
When blue stole the figurehead off of reds ship he decided to have a joyride.
Necrophilia, because we gamers know we wouldn’t get a shag even if we were the last alive.
Wonder Twin Powers….Activate!
Spartan air, you’ve seen our economy class in “300″ now see our business class traveling!
No No No Sporlak. You can’t abduct the humans in the middle of that!
Little does red know that blue loves to do a donkey punch.
Up! *double entendre*
Next they’ll play Street Hoops
i guess that TU2 really added some “NSFW” changes to the game
Achievement Unlocked: Mile High Club. Ride the Pickle in any Social or Ranked Playlist.
Achievement Unlocked: Bow Chicka Bow Wow. Take it up the caboose from Caboose in any Social or Ranked Playlist.
Announcer: Splatter Spree!
Look!!! It’s the Ambiguously Gay Duo!
when Aladdin told her he would take her on a “magic carpet ride” Jasmine didn’t really expect THIS
Blue team pwns reds ass big time! BOOYAH!
Can you spot more than just 2 spartans rising?
Don’t bring a gun to a sword fight
” i payed $5 for this!?”
What happens on the grav lift stays on the grav lift.
I’ma make ya squeal like a pig!
Spartan Surfing is this years Grifball
Red: This is definitely not what the Covvies thought this lift would be used for.
Blue: I disagree-who do you think taught me this method?
Spartan 289 needed to protect himself, but couldn’t find the bubble shield…he had to improvise
Hey may have been on the other team, but Superman couldn’t just stand idle and watch as an innocent blue fell to his demise
FASTER Frederick!!! We must catch them!!
Ace and Gary – the Ambiguously gay duo started playing Halo 3 recently… it’s not pretty.
YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
“…and that’s little Eric playing with his sister… They love each other SO much!”
When used properly, a sex swing can be hours of fun with a willing partner.
Space cowboy riding Shotgun
Halo 3 Surprise Tactic # 693: Putting additional 2 ton weights in your armor in order to drop down the grav lifts
Red decides that being on the super-hero team just isn’t worth the humiliation of having to carry his non-flying partners on his back.
Red never saw the flying ass rape coming… until it was too late…
Batman, trying to be more gas efficient, gives up the batmobile and “carpools” will Superman.
Aaaaaand I just got fired.
“oh man that’s the last time I fill up one of these dolls with helium….where’s the damn valve?!”
Giggyap!
With skateboarding and snowboarding out of style in 2552, Spartans, on leave, have taken up a new hobby. Corpse surfing on repulsor lifts quickly becomes a popular passtime.
Is the sidebar pick still fair game? i think i’ve got a decent one but it’s kinda mean (read, really mean)
Michael Jackson’s wet dream….. riding a muscular man while flying.
or
Red Guy: “EWW E WW EWW EWW EWW!”
Ye-ha! Eat nuke you dirty Commie…wait, this isn’t a nuke…
rid’em, cowboy!
When Red signed up for an “advance copy of Recon,” he didn’t think to read the fine print.
EXTREME!
Hi Ho SILVER!!!!
“…save a horse ride a cowboy….”
-u have to hear the song im talking about to understand it-
“Blue only just noticed that the Grav Lift wasn’t the only thing she was riding…”
UP UP AND away!!
I’m your Luck Dragon!
“new spartan codpiece airbag, joke edition”
Chad has grown to resent constantly carrying his teammates in matches.
Trust me, this is just as embarrasing for me as it is for you
I knew this would make you think happy thoughts!
Red: Got the hang of it?
Blue: Yup. Can’t wait to try THIS move on my girlfriend.
Red:….
~Matoro3311
This is one of the many compromising positions Blue, 13, has been caught in.
He was charged with misuse of a Grav Lift and A new type of Teabagging.
~Matoro3311
so this is what an alien abduction feels like
The new way to teabag the enemy.
Welcome to Casa del Private Donut. No girls allowed.
except for bs angel
the only thing straight in this picture is the purple light.
Blue: My ROFL Probe goes “squish squish squish”.
Red: My ROFL Ass goes “ow ow ow”.
Ok, I know the sidebar pic was only fair game for last week… but…
After seeing Hawty’s new sidebar picture, these two spartans gave up on women and decided to be more than just battle buddies.
DISCLAIMER: The views expressed above are purely for comedic value, and do not represent the views held, or not held, by the author.
This is what happend when a cowboy fantic goes to see “Iron Man”
GO CLEDIUS!!!
Halo 3 Assassinations: Brokeback Mountain Edition.
Favorite. Assassination. Ever.
With his Mongoose in the shop, Blue had to resort to alternate modes of transportation.
Where that prude Wendy fails, John always gives Peter Pan “happy thoughts”.
or
This made me think of Powdered Toast Man:
“Quick Man, cling tenaciously to my buttocks.”
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/168/449172374_1ecde19c88.jpg?v=0
It was then that bs Angel realized she had forgotten to wear HER codpeice.
MOLTRES used fly!
Bungie never expeted the grav lift to be used for this…
Rocking the lift… is that what they’re calling it these days?
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Rock%20the%20Lift
pew pew pew
They finally realized that super glue wasn’t such a great idea.
Brokeback Construct.
Now that’s what I call a “Maul Her”!
Ride on the Magic Spartan!
Dudley Do-Right got what was coming to him.
There’s the tea bag, then…..the air bag.
Rocket Race takes a whole new meaning…
-Red was perfectly willing to re-create Dr Strangelove’s most famous scene, he just wished he had listened more carefully during Blue’s explanation.
-They say hindsight is always 20/20. In Red’s case I hope it isn’t.
-New achievement for gay players: Fear the blue buttsecks
-Sarge and Caboose take gay poledancing to new heights!
-Halo 69: THE SODOMY SQUAD!
Blue Guy: I knew this would be a great honeymoon spot!
Red Guy: I want a divorce.
A new “Sky-Jackable” vehicle in Halo 3: Recon: the “Iron Man”
“The new improved version of riding brokeback.”
“Anal probing: Since the covenant don’t do it blue might as well try!”
“AS blue prepared to fire his gun, he realized that his codpiece was still on.”
The blues soon realized that t-bagging became to nice. Now they went straight to doggy-style.
John had no idea that “doggy-style” had nothing to do with rapping…
It was then that Red regretted saying that he would do absolutely anything for recon…
Considering himself progressive, Sarge finds out tragically what Barrack Obama’s “CHANGE” is really about!
The new changes in the U.S. tax code literally screwed the middle class!
Sadly, every game on Campstruct feels like this.
Uh, guys, I think I just got corpse humped in mid-air…
I wish I knew how to quit you.
Suprise Buttsex: it can happen anywhere.
Please don’t tell me that’s your man-cannon I feel back there.
This is not the kind of co-op I had in mind.
BANHAMMER 2.0 more embarrasing than ever before
This is what happens to those who wanted to veto this map.
A guilty spark came over Red One’s conscience as he realized this would change things forever!
Or (Sorry to post two, but I had to “take it to the next level”)
When Kirk asked Scotty to “beam him up”, this isn’t what he had in mind.
With an absence of female characters, and a desire for extreme stunts, male players brought creativity and sodomy to new heights-literally.
Halo: Gunbound: IN STORES TODAY! With exciting new effects like the Mancannon, and the Purple Force Beam, turning any shot you fire through it into a pair of Spartans eager to collide head-first with your target!
“I told you: until we get the invisible jet fixed, you’ll just have to put up with it!”
“Look, until we find the Mongoose on this level you’ll just have to keep running into the Mancannon and let me ride you! Now hold still, I need to shoot.”
Achievement Awarded (10G): Yippee Kiy Yay, motherf**ker!
Achievement Awarded (5G): Ridin’ Dirty
Bungie jumping.