Last week was packed to the brim with Bungie-related goodness. From the shiny new File Share system to the long-awaited official announcement for Halo 3 Recon, there has been plenty of gristle for Halo fanatics to sink their teeth into. Whaddya say we take a two minute break from speculating and have a little fun? After we giggle over last week’s responses, I’ll present yet another entertaining screenshot ribbed for your captioning pleasure.
- “Standoff was used as a testing site for the Spartan Tactical Hamster Ball. It never met with much success.” (Chaelek)
- “God….I hope that isn’t a shit tank deported from one the covenant ships…..” (KGB Force)
- “Well, on the bright side, now we can finally read what’s written on the darn thing.” (Woody)
- “bs angel finds new ways to satisfy her balls fetish.” (TTL Tortacular)
- “From Blue Base, With Love.” (Don113)
- “The ding from red one’s cod piece could be heard for miles as he set eyes upon the new equipment.” (SirWilliamRegis)
- “Tank no longer beats everything.” (p0rksta)
- “Does this camera angle make my butt look big?” (Gnome)
- “Someone set up us the bomb.” (Mace Windex)
As per request, my picture from the sidebar was also fair game and two people just couldn’t resist the temptation. Mercutio2000 chimed in with, “Oops, I faded and blurred the wrong half” while Disco said “I’m not putting that in my mouth… (and that goes for both pictures)”. Doh! While I go nurse my wounds, I’ll leave you with a new screenshot that thankfully doesn’t have anything in anybody’s mouth but I’m not sure the same thing can be said for their butt. I titled it, “Save a horse” but what is your witty caption?
Author: JP Zero
Posted by The Last Hunter on October 10, 2008 at 3:31 am
Riding Shotgun…… Don’t even get me started
Posted by Queen 0f Blades on October 10, 2008 at 3:31 am
“HI HO SILVER!”
Posted by Drag0n D214 on October 10, 2008 at 4:36 am
yea piggyback ride go faster
Posted by Tristan on October 10, 2008 at 5:06 am
*Sigh* Cowboys aren’t what they once were…
Posted by Salen on October 10, 2008 at 5:35 am
Robert Downey Jr. decided then and there that he needed to call his agent to get him off the Iron Man sequel.
Posted by MrFibbi on October 10, 2008 at 5:38 am
The directors wanted to make a Halo Brokeback Mountain, this time, Jake Gyllenhaal gets to be the horse. :-)
Posted by MrFibbi on October 10, 2008 at 5:39 am
It’s Halo carousel time!!
Posted by newguy2445 on October 10, 2008 at 5:40 am
Fly! Damnit.
Posted by newguy2445 on October 10, 2008 at 5:41 am
To infinity and beyond!
Posted by newguy2445 on October 10, 2008 at 5:42 am
And so the blue team rode the red team to victory. Literally.
Posted by newguy2445 on October 10, 2008 at 5:43 am
Oh here, let me get that fly off your ass.
Posted by newguy2445 on October 10, 2008 at 5:47 am
Is that your dual mauler? Or are you just happy to see me?
Hold RB to board opponent.
One of the many dangers of riding the purple grav lift.
And so it was made official, that the blue team was in fact, gay.
Upon exiting the grav lift both the red and blue resumed back to fighting, what happened in the grav lift, stayed in the grav lift, and in various parts of the body.
(Sorry for so many in a row! :P )
Posted by DeepCee on October 10, 2008 at 5:53 am
Hijacking : Your doing it wrong
Posted by Kelly on October 10, 2008 at 5:59 am
“So PeterPan where are we going?” “Second Purple Lift, and then straight on till Gold. ”
-Bleh, didn’t sound as good as I thought it might. Oh well.
Posted by Crunchbite on October 10, 2008 at 6:06 am
After a few turns around, Bungie finds the Halo-Go-round to be taking it too far.
Posted by soulofaqua on October 10, 2008 at 6:17 am
Pole dancing, much more fun with a partner.
Posted by soulofaqua on October 10, 2008 at 6:18 am
Because teabagging sometimes just isn’t enough to satisfy your needs.
Posted by soulofaqua on October 10, 2008 at 6:18 am
Surprise buttsecks, best secks you never knew you needed!
Posted by soulofaqua on October 10, 2008 at 6:22 am
The new Mjolnir VI inflatable dolls in several hot models like Sarge, Caboose and Master Chief
Posted by snorkle256 on October 10, 2008 at 6:23 am
Faster Falcor!
Posted by soulofaqua on October 10, 2008 at 6:24 am
Blue was overthrilled when his “I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?” finally got a different answer than a slap.
Posted by soulofaqua on October 10, 2008 at 6:26 am
When blue stole the figurehead off of reds ship he decided to have a joyride.
Posted by soulofaqua on October 10, 2008 at 6:28 am
Necrophilia, because we gamers know we wouldn’t get a shag even if we were the last alive.
Posted by StealthSpeed3 on October 10, 2008 at 6:40 am
Wonder Twin Powers….Activate!
Posted by soulofaqua on October 10, 2008 at 6:41 am
Spartan air, you’ve seen our economy class in “300″ now see our business class traveling!
Posted by Calves on October 10, 2008 at 6:46 am
No No No Sporlak. You can’t abduct the humans in the middle of that!
Posted by soulofaqua on October 10, 2008 at 6:53 am
Little does red know that blue loves to do a donkey punch.
Posted by greenboom on October 10, 2008 at 7:10 am
Up! *double entendre*
Posted by greenboom on October 10, 2008 at 7:13 am
Next they’ll play Street Hoops
Posted by BIGandTall420 on October 10, 2008 at 7:15 am
i guess that TU2 really added some “NSFW” changes to the game
Posted by schedonnardus on October 10, 2008 at 7:20 am
Achievement Unlocked: Mile High Club. Ride the Pickle in any Social or Ranked Playlist.
Achievement Unlocked: Bow Chicka Bow Wow. Take it up the caboose from Caboose in any Social or Ranked Playlist.
Announcer: Splatter Spree!
Posted by one crazy idiot on October 10, 2008 at 7:26 am
Look!!! It’s the Ambiguously Gay Duo!
Posted by Das Kalk on October 10, 2008 at 7:33 am
when Aladdin told her he would take her on a “magic carpet ride” Jasmine didn’t really expect THIS
Posted by soulofaqua on October 10, 2008 at 7:35 am
Blue team pwns reds ass big time! BOOYAH!
Posted by Zelp on October 10, 2008 at 8:13 am
Can you spot more than just 2 spartans rising?
Don’t bring a gun to a sword fight
Posted by davyboy94 on October 10, 2008 at 8:17 am
” i payed $5 for this!?”
Posted by troika1138 on October 10, 2008 at 8:25 am
What happens on the grav lift stays on the grav lift.
Posted by -S- on October 10, 2008 at 8:37 am
I’ma make ya squeal like a pig!
Posted by -S- on October 10, 2008 at 8:38 am
Spartan Surfing is this years Grifball
Posted by Cailus on October 10, 2008 at 8:40 am
Red: This is definitely not what the Covvies thought this lift would be used for.
Blue: I disagree-who do you think taught me this method?
Posted by -S- on October 10, 2008 at 8:41 am
Spartan 289 needed to protect himself, but couldn’t find the bubble shield…he had to improvise
Posted by -S- on October 10, 2008 at 8:43 am
Hey may have been on the other team, but Superman couldn’t just stand idle and watch as an innocent blue fell to his demise
Posted by XMixMasterX on October 10, 2008 at 8:51 am
FASTER Frederick!!! We must catch them!!
Posted by XMixMasterX on October 10, 2008 at 8:58 am
Ace and Gary – the Ambiguously gay duo started playing Halo 3 recently… it’s not pretty.
Posted by XMixMasterX on October 10, 2008 at 8:59 am
YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Posted by XMixMasterX on October 10, 2008 at 9:00 am
“…and that’s little Eric playing with his sister… They love each other SO much!”
Posted by XMixMasterX on October 10, 2008 at 9:02 am
When used properly, a sex swing can be hours of fun with a willing partner.
Posted by SPARTAN G110 on October 10, 2008 at 9:07 am
Space cowboy riding Shotgun
Posted by -S- on October 10, 2008 at 9:17 am
Halo 3 Surprise Tactic # 693: Putting additional 2 ton weights in your armor in order to drop down the grav lifts
Posted by Angel 251 on October 10, 2008 at 9:34 am
Red decides that being on the super-hero team just isn’t worth the humiliation of having to carry his non-flying partners on his back.
Posted by xp194 on October 10, 2008 at 9:41 am
Red never saw the flying ass rape coming… until it was too late…
Posted by Liquored Dragon on October 10, 2008 at 9:45 am
Batman, trying to be more gas efficient, gives up the batmobile and “carpools” will Superman.
Posted by Sigafoos on October 10, 2008 at 10:08 am
Aaaaaand I just got fired.
Posted by motarius1 on October 10, 2008 at 10:12 am
“oh man that’s the last time I fill up one of these dolls with helium….where’s the damn valve?!”
Posted by ZZoMBiE13 on October 10, 2008 at 10:20 am
Giggyap!
Posted by ZZoMBiE13 on October 10, 2008 at 10:22 am
With skateboarding and snowboarding out of style in 2552, Spartans, on leave, have taken up a new hobby. Corpse surfing on repulsor lifts quickly becomes a popular passtime.
Posted by Chaelek on October 10, 2008 at 10:40 am
Is the sidebar pick still fair game? i think i’ve got a decent one but it’s kinda mean (read, really mean)
Posted by Chris101b on October 10, 2008 at 10:52 am
Michael Jackson’s wet dream….. riding a muscular man while flying.
or
Red Guy: “EWW E WW EWW EWW EWW!”
Posted by Bzerker01 on October 10, 2008 at 10:58 am
Ye-ha! Eat nuke you dirty Commie…wait, this isn’t a nuke…
Posted by Dakota the Wolf on October 10, 2008 at 11:24 am
rid’em, cowboy!
Posted by Woody on October 10, 2008 at 12:00 pm
When Red signed up for an “advance copy of Recon,” he didn’t think to read the fine print.
Posted by pwkwsfi on October 10, 2008 at 12:14 pm
EXTREME!
Posted by Kiefer Inson on October 10, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Hi Ho SILVER!!!!
Posted by phoenixfire360 on October 10, 2008 at 12:18 pm
“…save a horse ride a cowboy….”
-u have to hear the song im talking about to understand it-
Posted by Xenokyro on October 10, 2008 at 12:19 pm
“Blue only just noticed that the Grav Lift wasn’t the only thing she was riding…”
Posted by WolfKing4 on October 10, 2008 at 12:40 pm
UP UP AND away!!
Posted by El Dr Jan Itor on October 10, 2008 at 12:44 pm
I’m your Luck Dragon!
Posted by tanaka sagara on October 10, 2008 at 12:46 pm
“new spartan codpiece airbag, joke edition”
Posted by Mace Windex on October 10, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Chad has grown to resent constantly carrying his teammates in matches.
Posted by GrowingDemon on October 10, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Trust me, this is just as embarrasing for me as it is for you
Posted by PikminGod on October 10, 2008 at 1:17 pm
I knew this would make you think happy thoughts!
Posted by Matoro3311 on October 10, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Red: Got the hang of it?
Blue: Yup. Can’t wait to try THIS move on my girlfriend.
Red:….
~Matoro3311
Posted by Matoro3311 on October 10, 2008 at 1:40 pm
This is one of the many compromising positions Blue, 13, has been caught in.
He was charged with misuse of a Grav Lift and A new type of Teabagging.
~Matoro3311
Posted by Handmade Hero on October 10, 2008 at 2:39 pm
so this is what an alien abduction feels like
Posted by Minty Fresh on October 10, 2008 at 2:47 pm
The new way to teabag the enemy.
Posted by Amer then00b on October 10, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Welcome to Casa del Private Donut. No girls allowed.
Posted by Amer then00b on October 10, 2008 at 2:54 pm
except for bs angel
Posted by Mondo Titan on October 10, 2008 at 2:56 pm
the only thing straight in this picture is the purple light.
Posted by yo yo on October 10, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Blue: My ROFL Probe goes “squish squish squish”.
Red: My ROFL Ass goes “ow ow ow”.
Posted by Chaelek on October 10, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Ok, I know the sidebar pic was only fair game for last week… but…
After seeing Hawty’s new sidebar picture, these two spartans gave up on women and decided to be more than just battle buddies.
DISCLAIMER: The views expressed above are purely for comedic value, and do not represent the views held, or not held, by the author.
Posted by 117649 on October 10, 2008 at 4:50 pm
This is what happend when a cowboy fantic goes to see “Iron Man”
GO CLEDIUS!!!
Posted by SonofMacPhisto on October 10, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Halo 3 Assassinations: Brokeback Mountain Edition.
Favorite. Assassination. Ever.
With his Mongoose in the shop, Blue had to resort to alternate modes of transportation.
Posted by Senor Leche on October 10, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Where that prude Wendy fails, John always gives Peter Pan “happy thoughts”.
or
This made me think of Powdered Toast Man:
“Quick Man, cling tenaciously to my buttocks.”
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/168/449172374_1ecde19c88.jpg?v=0
Posted by Ken Raves on October 10, 2008 at 6:07 pm
It was then that bs Angel realized she had forgotten to wear HER codpeice.
Posted by o LiGHTNiNG o on October 10, 2008 at 7:16 pm
MOLTRES used fly!
Posted by Minty Fresh on October 10, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Bungie never expeted the grav lift to be used for this…
Posted by Pineapple on October 10, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Rocking the lift… is that what they’re calling it these days?
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Rock%20the%20Lift
Posted by TAS9303 on October 10, 2008 at 8:29 pm
pew pew pew
Posted by SIR COFFEE on October 10, 2008 at 9:00 pm
They finally realized that super glue wasn’t such a great idea.
Posted by J23 on October 10, 2008 at 9:23 pm
Brokeback Construct.
Posted by Gatsby on October 10, 2008 at 9:35 pm
Now that’s what I call a “Maul Her”!
Posted by Dusty Boy T on October 10, 2008 at 10:23 pm
Ride on the Magic Spartan!
Posted by ReleasetheMonk on October 10, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Dudley Do-Right got what was coming to him.
There’s the tea bag, then…..the air bag.
Posted by GBair on October 10, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Rocket Race takes a whole new meaning…
Posted by Gatsby on October 11, 2008 at 3:43 am
-Red was perfectly willing to re-create Dr Strangelove’s most famous scene, he just wished he had listened more carefully during Blue’s explanation.
-They say hindsight is always 20/20. In Red’s case I hope it isn’t.
Posted by Knight of Nee1 on October 11, 2008 at 4:49 am
-New achievement for gay players: Fear the blue buttsecks
-Sarge and Caboose take gay poledancing to new heights!
-Halo 69: THE SODOMY SQUAD!
Posted by TrAvIs 6t6 on October 11, 2008 at 5:30 am
Blue Guy: I knew this would be a great honeymoon spot!
Red Guy: I want a divorce.
Posted by Jak on October 11, 2008 at 8:42 am
A new “Sky-Jackable” vehicle in Halo 3: Recon: the “Iron Man”
Posted by Gnome on October 11, 2008 at 10:08 am
“The new improved version of riding brokeback.”
“Anal probing: Since the covenant don’t do it blue might as well try!”
“AS blue prepared to fire his gun, he realized that his codpiece was still on.”
Posted by SoxKid05 on October 11, 2008 at 10:54 am
The blues soon realized that t-bagging became to nice. Now they went straight to doggy-style.
Posted by Das Kalk on October 11, 2008 at 11:40 am
John had no idea that “doggy-style” had nothing to do with rapping…
Posted by RandomIndex on October 11, 2008 at 1:17 pm
It was then that Red regretted saying that he would do absolutely anything for recon…
Posted by Knight of Nee1 on October 11, 2008 at 6:36 pm
Considering himself progressive, Sarge finds out tragically what Barrack Obama’s “CHANGE” is really about!
Posted by hk37 on October 11, 2008 at 7:28 pm
The new changes in the U.S. tax code literally screwed the middle class!
Posted by T Robert T on October 12, 2008 at 9:28 pm
Sadly, every game on Campstruct feels like this.
Uh, guys, I think I just got corpse humped in mid-air…
I wish I knew how to quit you.
Suprise Buttsex: it can happen anywhere.
Please don’t tell me that’s your man-cannon I feel back there.
This is not the kind of co-op I had in mind.
Posted by Spade on October 13, 2008 at 6:57 am
BANHAMMER 2.0 more embarrasing than ever before
Posted by Spade on October 13, 2008 at 7:00 am
This is what happens to those who wanted to veto this map.
Posted by SirWilliamRegis on October 13, 2008 at 9:43 pm
A guilty spark came over Red One’s conscience as he realized this would change things forever!
Or (Sorry to post two, but I had to “take it to the next level”)
When Kirk asked Scotty to “beam him up”, this isn’t what he had in mind.
Posted by Whaappened? on October 14, 2008 at 6:26 pm
With an absence of female characters, and a desire for extreme stunts, male players brought creativity and sodomy to new heights-literally.
Posted by Spartan -01 on October 16, 2008 at 8:38 am
Halo: Gunbound: IN STORES TODAY! With exciting new effects like the Mancannon, and the Purple Force Beam, turning any shot you fire through it into a pair of Spartans eager to collide head-first with your target!
Posted by Spartan -01 on October 16, 2008 at 8:39 am
“I told you: until we get the invisible jet fixed, you’ll just have to put up with it!”
Posted by Spartan -01 on October 16, 2008 at 8:42 am
“Look, until we find the Mongoose on this level you’ll just have to keep running into the Mancannon and let me ride you! Now hold still, I need to shoot.”
Posted by Spartan -01 on October 16, 2008 at 8:44 am
Achievement Awarded (10G): Yippee Kiy Yay, motherf**ker!
Achievement Awarded (5G): Ridin’ Dirty
Posted by Mercutio2000 on October 16, 2008 at 11:49 am
Bungie jumping.