Pinata Nights

the viva pinata chronicles

Viva Piñata: Trouble in Paradise recently arrived on my doorstep, thanks to a very kind and generous friend of mine. I was horribly addicted to the first version, easily logging over 100 hours on that game. Many days and many nights were spent romancing my piñatas, separating fights, building homes, growing gardens, buying accessories, and basically becoming a Viva Piñata master. A new adventure awaits me with the sequel, and thus a new adventure awaits you as well. In this game you have the ability to name your piñatas and that is where you come in. If you would like to be a piñata in my garden and have your existence chronicled, just sign up here. I’ll do occasional updates on who is getting it on along with all of their basic entertaining adventures. Do be aware there are risks involved as you may have an untimely end (I cannot be held responsible if you get eaten by another piñata) or if you are promiscous around my garden, others will find out. I also have plans to accessorize many of you in the most embarassing and cutest way possible. So just leave a comment if you want to be a resident in my garden and updates will start shortly!

78 Responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Sniperfive40 on October 8, 2008 at 1:16 pm

    I’m in, this sounds neat.

    (On an unrelated note, this is the first time i’ve actually posted on this site. Hi!)

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  2. Sign me up! Ill be one sad panda if i get eaten though…

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  3. Posted by DeepCee on October 8, 2008 at 1:22 pm

    With my luck I’ll be the last of my kind…
    sign me up :)

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  4. Posted by My7hos on October 8, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    I’ll be a Pinata! :D

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  5. Sign me up! Sounds fab.

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  6. Posted by My7hos on October 8, 2008 at 1:24 pm

    Question, you just going to name him after me or can I like choose a name for the little guy?

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  7. Posted by cd00 on October 8, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    Count me in

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  8. LOL, this is gonna be great. You can count me in too :D

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  9. Yes please!
    (*goes to garden to name his squazzil “Hawty”)

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  10. sounds awesome, i’m in for it.
    and let us know how the game is, i loved the first one but i’m not sure about buying the new incase it’s just the same game.

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  11. Posted by ReverendTiki on October 8, 2008 at 2:14 pm

    Yes please. I hope i dont get eaten or die. Lets hope for the sake of us all that Hawty is better at Viva then Halo!

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  12. Posted by bs angel on October 8, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    You chose a good time to start commenting Sniperfive40. This should be fun!

    I was a level 106 in the first game if that tells you anything ReverendTiki. The beginning will be rough since some pinatas have to eat other pinatas as mating requirements but I’ll just reincarnate anybody who gets killed off. :)

    And Squazzils are one of my favorite alakai!

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  13. Posted by Rhamsey on October 8, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    my friend had a pinata named after me in the first game. a roario worth well over 30k. but, he killed let me die when i was sick (within 2 days too). something im sure he would do in real life if he has the chance.
    anyway, i trust you so much more than my friend. so i would love to be one of your pinatas! i just hope that my pinata is the one eating others, not being eaten.

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  14. I want to be in ! =D

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  15. Posted by Eloco on October 8, 2008 at 2:36 pm

    how could you not name one Eloco! its so pinataish!

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  16. Posted by Nid on October 8, 2008 at 2:43 pm

    Love this game. Can I be a Geckie called Nid? Thanks.

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  17. Posted by soulofaqua on October 8, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    I say… A pinata named after me? Count me in daer!

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  18. Sounds like fun. I’m sure I will be a pleasant addition to your garden. :)

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  19. Yes, I need to be in this magical garden of angel’s.

    Remember, I supported your first foray into Pinata crazed gaming.

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  20. Posted by Qix on October 8, 2008 at 2:56 pm

    This is a great idea. Look forward to seeing MendicantBias gettting eaten by SoulOfAqua.

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  21. Posted by bobs99 on October 8, 2008 at 3:03 pm

    heh what could go wrong?, sign me up :P

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  22. Posted by PinkBulletz14 on October 8, 2008 at 3:07 pm

    Mr. PinkBulletz would to get to know some of your lady pinata friends :o)

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  23. Posted by PinkBulletz14 on October 8, 2008 at 3:08 pm

    would love to….sorry forgot that word

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  24. I want to be the emo one!

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  25. Posted by Disco on October 8, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    Oh! I want to be a pinata, it’s like a dream come true!

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  26. Posted by Ph4de on October 8, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    I want to a pinata, hanging out with all the other pinatas, having a good time. :D

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  27. Posted by Killcount on October 8, 2008 at 3:25 pm

    I want to be a pinata in the Hawtsters garden!

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  28. Posted by Viktim on October 8, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    Oh why not? You couldn’t embarrass me much more than I already manage to embarrass myself. Count me in.

    Are we going to get screen-shots of our namesakes?

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  29. Posted by bs angel on October 8, 2008 at 3:33 pm

    I’ll snap some pics once I start putting accessories on everybody, definitely!

    And don’t be afraid to keep signing up. There are more than enough piñatas to go around. :)

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  30. Posted by Morphen Jar on October 8, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    Me please! This looks like it will be very funny.

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  31. Posted by Bigglesworth on October 8, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    Sounds fun, sign me up

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  32. Posted by NINJADusk2Dawn on October 8, 2008 at 4:22 pm

    I wants to be a baboon, it suits my personality…and lack of undergarments… but thats for another post

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  33. Sounds….. dangerous.

    Oh, what the hell. Count me in.

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  34. Posted by AT-AT on October 8, 2008 at 4:53 pm

    Do they even have walking tank pinatas?

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  35. Posted by Fogun on October 8, 2008 at 5:44 pm

    Yes, I’d love to participate in this as well.

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  36. Posted by bs angel on October 8, 2008 at 5:51 pm

    I think they have llama thingies AT-AT. That should be close enough. LOL, …

    This will be fun! I remember my friends would just think I was so weird any time I would talk about what was going on in my Viva Pinata garden back with the first version. I expect it to go just the same this time around as well. :)

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  37. Count me in.

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  38. Posted by Waffle Deluxe on October 8, 2008 at 6:30 pm

    here to hoping to not end up being an emo pinata!

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  39. Posted by Trader Sam on October 8, 2008 at 6:42 pm

    Some part of me is terrified to see where this is going, but hey I’ll volunteer my name. Hopefully I’ll have the game soon, I found the original reminded me of the countless hours spent playing Harvest Moon on the SNES.

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  40. Posted by JawReich on October 8, 2008 at 7:02 pm

    Put me in there please! :) Ought to be fun.

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  41. Posted by Das Kalk on October 8, 2008 at 7:12 pm

    now i really want to play this game, but there’s too many others coming out… in a side note, Hawty, I would be honored to be a pinata in your world.

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  42. Posted by Senor Leche on October 8, 2008 at 9:15 pm

    Can I be a frog (I think they’re called Lickatoads)? I’ve always wanted to be a Prince in disguise.

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  43. I’m pretty offended that I wasn’t already in your Pinata garden.

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  44. Posted by CancaN05 on October 8, 2008 at 10:59 pm

    lolol funny stuff.

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  45. Posted by davyboy94 on October 8, 2008 at 11:44 pm

    sign me up :P

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  46. oh, oh – me too, me too!!

    i liked the swanana for her stupid voice & jameleons in the first game….

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  47. Posted by PurpleSteve on October 9, 2008 at 4:43 am

    Sign me up BS, a fellow PinataHolic.

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  48. Posted by Sniperfive40 on October 9, 2008 at 5:12 am

    Hehe, thanks for the warm welcome Angel.

    Hopefully I don’t get killed. You know what? Just so it’s fair, I think I’ll create a creature in Spore and name it BS_angel. Yeah…

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  49. Posted by Jezza0607 on October 9, 2008 at 6:04 am

    can u call all ur whirlms Wyrmscope 4 me thats my gamertag

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  50. Posted by Jezza0607 on October 9, 2008 at 6:06 am

    wait a sec, forgot the magic word.
    please?

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  51. Posted by StealthSpeed3 on October 9, 2008 at 6:28 am

    I’ll jump in on this as well. Shorten the name to Stealth if you need to Angel, otherwise i’ll email you with my actual name :) .

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  52. Count me in too, Angel. I’d love to be a pinata in your garden.

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  53. Posted by A Shaky Shotgun on October 9, 2008 at 7:28 am

    Sign me up, too. Please?!

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  54. Posted by Chewbeccawacca on October 9, 2008 at 7:57 am

    Oh to be an entity in anothers virtual reality! Sounds just like heaven. I would be honored.

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  55. Posted by Mr Angel on October 9, 2008 at 8:27 am

    Count Me in!

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  56. Posted by Socket on October 9, 2008 at 9:16 am

    If there’s still room, I’ll sign up…lol.
    What a weird idea, seriously.

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  57. Posted by Naepa34 on October 9, 2008 at 10:26 am

    I’ll sign up, but it looks like you’ve got plenty already

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  58. Posted by bs angel on October 9, 2008 at 11:14 am

    No worries Naepa, I’ll add you to the list! There are tons of piñatas in the garden at any given time, plus they get eaten and and smashed frequently too so I will be cycling people in and out. There’s room for everybody!

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  59. Posted by DareDizzle on October 9, 2008 at 11:15 am

    Oh man, daredizzle, or DrDreHole, or Gm’sWifeSmasher will all work if i can grab a spot in your garden (umm, sorry if that sounded dirty in any way)

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  60. Do we get to know what kind of pinata we…or our viva internet selves…are?

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  61. yes.

    please.

    great idea!

    I was in the middle of my first official VP addiction when i RRoD’d (friday night) . . . almost level 50 . . . now 2 weeks of no gardening.

    sucks.

    let us know what you think about TIP

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  62. Posted by Herr General on October 9, 2008 at 4:57 pm

    Sure, I’ll join.

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  63. Hi Hawty!

    I would LOVE to be a squazzil! Or maybe a preztail! :) I’m more hooked on VP:TIP than I was on the first one….and thats really sayin something! I grew my first palm tree last night. :) I’m at a level 37 or 38 I think. So far to go!

    I will name one of mine after you as well. Love your site…always entertaining!
    Trixie

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  64. Posted by WolfKing on October 18, 2008 at 8:56 am

    can i be in?

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  65. Posted by Ken Raves on October 18, 2008 at 9:22 am

    I’d like to be a little candy filled animal!

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  66. Posted by Atomic on October 18, 2008 at 11:51 am

    Haha how did i miss this blog post!?

    I think a little mini Atomic should wriggle his way into this garden :3

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  67. Posted by Scotty on October 18, 2008 at 12:09 pm

    I’ll be in! Sounds fun!

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  68. Posted by Sarge Tomzilla on October 18, 2008 at 1:22 pm

    Still time to get in?

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  69. How did i miss this? Sign me up Angel!! please!!!!!!!

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  70. Posted by Havoc 101 on October 18, 2008 at 9:12 pm

    Sign me up……
    This is going to be awesome!

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  71. Posted by Sorel on October 19, 2008 at 1:23 am

    Note to self: read blog posts with the word Pinata closer.

    One more person to sign up right here.

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  72. Posted by Azraeus on October 19, 2008 at 1:47 am

    I would LOVE to be put into this as well!

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  73. Posted by Crazyeye0 on October 19, 2008 at 2:10 am

    Put me in this! woo!

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  74. Posted by Torrent on October 19, 2008 at 3:59 pm

    Hell, I wish I’d thought to sign up the first time I saw this. Count me in!

    Now I get to wait for all these other people to go first, though ;_;

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  75. How did I miss this article?

    Count me in angel. You’ll have to keep a close eye on my pinata, though. I’m sure he’ll get into all sorts of mischief!

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  76. Posted by snotwoogle on October 23, 2008 at 7:58 am

    Ok ill sign up just to see what happens

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  77. Posted by Whaappened? on November 24, 2008 at 9:43 pm

    Sign me up and be graced with the presence of the one Commander…Whaappened! A little Pre-Game Lobby Reference.

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  78. Posted by lazerus on November 26, 2008 at 4:38 am

    you can REACH level 100 i thought i was good with 52 nice work

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