You know those times when you are so completely starving that you begin to desperately dig around in the back of your refrigerator and you come across a container you swear you have never seen before? So you carefully open just the corner to peek in and you are immediately overwhelmed with the most putrid scent you have smelled in your whole entire life. What do you do when you are done gagging? You yell for someone to come smell it too, right? “What the fuck dude! You have got to smell this!” Well lucky for you, I am not that cruel. I will tell you right away to mute this video before hitting play. Anoj, the creator of our not favorite Halo 3 Top 10 Series, is back after a nonexistant break with the first episode of Season 2. Thankfully the kills are more entertaining than usual (my personal favorites from this video are the vehicle antics at #5 and #2) but the audio has gotten beyond unbearable. While music accompanying Halo 3 videos is notoriously bad, Anoj has switched it up and started commentating instead (much like the MLG/ESPN compilation videos) except his narration is horribly awkward. I’m pretty sure if 2 Girls 1 Cup was audio only, it would be this. So enjoy the video and the entertaining kills, but first turn off your volume. If you decide not to, you have nobody to blame but yourself, you masochistic freak you. Oh, and one more thing. Stop lining up in front of the other team’s sniper people. Seriously. It’s just embarrassing.
Posted by Ragingterror on October 8, 2008 at 3:45 am
I laughed hard at the ghost splatter extermination on Last Resort.
Posted by Kelly on October 8, 2008 at 4:13 am
Number 9 wasn’t that great.
Hell I’ve done that before.
& I know plenty of others who have also..
Posted by mendicantbias00 on October 8, 2008 at 4:42 am
I’m pretty sure if 2 Girls 1 Cup was audio only, it would be this.
Dude… o_O
Posted by Das Kalk on October 8, 2008 at 4:45 am
mongoose splatter was wicked
Posted by Salen on October 8, 2008 at 5:40 am
Okay, that Mongoose quad splatter was freakin’ cool. I’m lucky I got my single splatter with a mongoose, and that guy got 4 at once. Nice.
Posted by soulofaqua on October 8, 2008 at 6:21 am
What is that dude; boring, wrong, monotone and unoriginal…
The “Assault Rifle Scope”…. IT HAS NO BLODDY SCOPE!! It’s just the binoculars function.
and THIS IS SPARTA! when two guys ram eachother at which one slides to the side ending outside the map… dude.
Reconic beat or whatever…. Buy a dictionary or make something better!
Posted by Nid on October 8, 2008 at 6:31 am
Does this guy think he’s funny?
Posted by AT-AT on October 8, 2008 at 7:13 am
Yeah, I hate my luck. I never get people to line up. Ever. For anything. Too many times have I seen videos of the entire team clustering around a regen in the Isolation tunnels. Does anybody actually do that? How stupid do you have to be? You’re practically begging the other team to get a multi kill with explosives or splatters. The only one that had any semblance of just good playing, rather than luck, was number 1. At least with crazy king on multi team, there’s a reason other than being brain dead to congregate at one spot.
Posted by TTL Tortacular on October 8, 2008 at 7:50 am
Erm…
Well the mongoose clip was cool.
Lots of multi-team, which is full of idiots but still, how does that guy with the killionaire not get grenade spammed in a KotH game?
The Ghost shot looked staged, frankly. Why are they jumping around in a grav lift in the middle of nowhere, not shooting at the Ghost?
Posted by Halcylon on October 8, 2008 at 8:44 am
Jesus… that audio was awful!
“And boom goes the dynamite…”
Posted by Aperture S on October 8, 2008 at 8:50 am
This awful.
I’ll stick with MLG’s top ten it is MUCH better
Posted by Aperture S on October 8, 2008 at 8:51 am
(Whoops I mean “This is awful”)
Posted by bs angel on October 8, 2008 at 9:11 am
Maybe somebody accidentally threw the grav lift down Tort? Kinda like when we were playing campaign and I threw the bubble shield instead of activating the lift? ::cough::
And I can’t believe some of you listened to the audio. I warned you!
Posted by Ray on October 8, 2008 at 9:18 am
I actually enjoyed the video, and would prefer crappy comentary to crappy music anyday.
Those were some pretty cool clips. =D
Posted by CrazedOne1988 on October 8, 2008 at 9:24 am
That ghost is crazy lucky to splatter all those guys. The mongoose too.
Posted by Rhamsey on October 8, 2008 at 9:46 am
i know i posted it on youtube last night, but this is actually a good video. the other ones sucked, and were all based on luck (while most of the skilled kills were in the mentioned category at the end of the video). hopefully if this guy decides to make more, he will stay to this format, instead of the stuff he showed last time.
Posted by bs angel on October 8, 2008 at 9:50 am
I agree, much better clips. This episode was even better than the Season 1 recap in my opinion. However I stick with my initial opinion that the commentary needs to go.
Posted by Handmade Hero on October 8, 2008 at 9:52 am
It’s so anti-climactic of him to put the killionare as number one in my opinion. Its something we’ve all seen before and really wasn’t as entertaining as the mongoose overkill or the four kills with one bullet clip. *sigh*
Posted by CrazedOne1988 on October 8, 2008 at 10:06 am
yea I didn’t find the killionair that impressive. He just stood at the top of the hill and killed people as they came in. He was just lucky enough no one paid any attention to him to not kill him and let him get the killionair.
Posted by PikminGod on October 8, 2008 at 10:26 am
#9 accidental sticks should not be in top 10’s…they require no skill at all…its all about luck
#7 Is it really sparta?
#3 A triple kill? In a top 10? Just because the physics wonked out and sent fuzion coil spinnning? Really?
#2 that statement cant be proven
#1 He had a good team and was just snaking killz from them…i’ve seen this many times before definatly not recon worthy.
Posted by Dan (tehviruss) on October 8, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Why must you tempt me hawty? My ears are bleeding.
KILL THE COMMENTARY. Or at least hire somebody that’s actually funny and has a sexy voice.
Posted by Zoom on October 8, 2008 at 4:13 pm
I’ve done number 1 before. Yes, I was that annoying person killing everyone, getting multiple kills, totally just killing anyone coming into the hill, I was on a roll! But there was one main difference.
I was actually in the hill scoring points, not being a bastard just camping on top waiting for people to walk into the hill.
Posted by grimrune21 on October 8, 2008 at 8:31 pm
Man…The guy who go the extermination with the mongoose deserves Recon. Definitely!
Posted by Mikeio2002 on October 9, 2008 at 7:30 am
That mongoose clip is really old I remember seeing that a while ago in something….I dont remember what tho.