Friday Caption Fun, Round 20
October 3, 2008 158 Comments
I have been craving Halo way more than usual lately. I typically only play on Friday and Saturday nights but this last week I logged hours on those evenings along with Sunday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. There’s just nothing better than fragging until your body goes limp from exhaustion. In fact, I think I may go play right now but first I’ll give you a new screenshot to caption (after recapping last week’s responses) so you have something to do too.
- “I told you, the red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.“ (Motarius1)
- “Begun, this cone war has.” (The Spartan Jedi)
- “After years of being treated like second-class citizens, forced to mark off playing fields and pools of vomit, the Cones had had enough. The revolt was underway.” (Kato)
- “Promise us you’ll never release that Halo MMORPG, Ensemble!” (J23)
- “This hurts us more than it hurts you…but it might count as a suicide, we’re not really sure.” (Zep 077)
- “With the high focus on Zombies no one thought to come up with a Cone Plan.” (tobias grey)
- “Ralph, is that a magnum? How is anybody going to take us seriously when you can’t even find a real gun!” (T Robert T)
- “In Soviet Russia, you do not kill self with cone, CONES KILL YOU!” (Blenky11)
While many of you enjoyed that rather entertaining screenshot, disco asked “angel, can we have friday caption fun with your new pic from front page?” and I’m more than happy to oblige if the masses would like to have some fun at my expense. So this week feel free to take on my new picture from the sidebar, or have a go at this screenshot instead. I call it “You carry it!” but what is your witty caption for it?
Author: CaSeY v0
Grifball Extreme.
You drive around with Warthogs and attempt to push the gigantic Grifball into the opponents base.
I dunno I’m stumped on this one.
I think ‘You Carry It’ is good already.
Red Spartan – See, I TOLD you not to touch that idol. Did you listen? Nooooooooo.
It was at this point that Jonathan started hoping the giant ball hadn’t heard of Indiana Jones.
Someone set up us the bomb.
we need a bigger bomb squad
wow Its the 8th wounder of the world “worlds big bang”
Church: Andy, you’re bigger!
Caboose: Have you been eating your wheaties?
(Red Vs. Blue)
“And next on Behind the Machinima, Andy the Bomb let’s himself go as he puts on over 8 tons of weight after Season 5 of Red vs Blue….”
Command: Red-1 have you located the weapon cache?
Red-1: Yeeeeah…hey listen, don’t you guys think you’re taking this “Anti-Tank” thing a little too seriously?
Anyone want to play Atlas ball?
AU2 didn’ t seem so great once they released the new assault gametype.
Great. How in the hell am i supposed to carry THAT?
Launch in 5..4…3…2.
“why is there a ball on the missile silo?
…1…
*death*
Are you sure a 15-second fuse is long enough to escape the explosion?
“Now! Witness the fire power of this fully armed, and operational battle station!”
“God….I hope that isn’t a shit tank deported from one the covenant ships…..”
Uhhhh on second thought…maybe we should play oddball instead
Bungie’s double EXP weekend starts getting a little too extreme
Its the final countdown!!!
“Damn, blue team really DOES have bigger balls.”
“You think that’s big, wait till you see their flag!”
Red: I’m supposed to Swallow that thing!?
Blue: Actually….its a suppository..
“The trick with these new large scale explosives, was to push them into a Carriers grav-lift”
“I guess we really DO have the biggest balls of them all!”
“Up next on Halo Gladiators we have… Atlas sphere!”
Bomb planted!
Bomb grown!
Game over.
this screenshot is one of the best so far, great work hawty ^^
“Hold rb to…wait that’s fucking impossible!”
“That’s one big Scarab shit….”
“blue team’s got some pretty big balls doing this to us”
OR
“Wow, I had no idea gall stones got that big. Thanks doc!”
“I just thought, sir. When we eventualy do get it to their base, how do we get it in the door?”
“You’ll have to walk with it, soldier, the Warthog doesn’t support that much weight!”
“The Russians can suck on their hydrogen bomb, we got this!”
“As you can see here by example of Fred, Willy Wonka never got the desert part of his chewing-gum just right.”
Red guy: “So, do you think we should remove the chaingun before putting this in the back?”
Base armed!
That’s no moon… it’s a space station…
I say we just arm it right here, I think it will do the trick
The gnome World Enlarger misfires again.
This is what happens when you put your male-enlargement cream and the bomb in the same pocket.
bs angel pic:
1. “Oops, I faded and blurred the wrong half.”
2. All that beauty AND a 30 percent chance to hit with the laser! (Of course, that’s 15 percent chance to hit the enemy, and 15 percent chance to hit a friendly.) The point is, what more could anyone ask for?
Standoff was used as a testing site for the Spartan Tactical Hamster Ball. It never met with much success.
“Houston… we have a problem.”
“Yeah… I think we need a bigger warthog.”
Chaelek, ftw. I’m still laughing.
That is NOT going to fit in the trunk.
After the wide success of the Anti-Tank mine, the brilliant minds behind the UNSC decided to make an Anti-High Charity version.
After a triple betrayal/ suicide, Sisyphus was punished by having to push this bomb to the opponents base… on Valhalla.
It’s Explosive
It’s Grown
and it’s back..
Return of the Living Bomb 2.0… in theaters now
Fred gandered at the UFO that had fallen beside him, wondering quite intently why it was ticking.
welcome to the First Annual Andy the Bomb awards. here to presnet the first award category are Josh the warthog and Steve Spartan.
Red: “….srsly??”
“Will you PLEASE stop humming the Indiana Jones theme and give me a hand?”
The problem of nobody wanting to grab the bomb, amplified tenfold.
“Well, on the bright side, now we can finally read what’s written on the darn thing.”
Like Super Mario Bros. 3 before it, the Halo series had gone through grassland, desertland, and waterland… and now it was time for everybody’s favorite – World 4 – Giantland!
N…O…V…A.
(from Ghost of Onyx)
“bs angel finds new ways to satisfy her balls fetish.”
To answer your question…yea, it’s that big
When I said to blow up the bomb this is NOT what I meant!
“Yes sir! I blew up the bomb just as you commanded!”
“From Blue Base, With Love.”
“You could have just zoomed in on it if you wanted to read what it said….”
“uhmm are you sure that this is the biggest jawbreaker you could find?”
“That’s no bomb. That’s a space station!”
Definately “Somebody set up us the bomb!”
I wanted to do another one.. but Mace Windex (04:15:13) nailed it
“You can’t say ‘bomb’ on an airplane!
Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb bombomb, bomb bomb bombombomb bomb bomb bomb!”
(From Meet the Parents)
Why photobucket? ! ?
I can’t look at the images when they are on photobucket – My work blocks that site because of overuse :-(
…I guess there’s always next week
Red Spartan – “What the hell am I supposed to do with this thing?”
… id hate to see the pins and/or hoop.
Quick! Somebody get another one and the Washington monument.
Sarge: “This is why we need to induce super powers in Grif… Hey! Get back here you lazy soldiers!”
“Ho-ly CRAP!”
“No, I’m not picking that up”
“Ok, I’m done, if ya need me I’ll be at home”
Peniamina!!
The ding from red one’s cod piece could be heard for miles as he set eyes upon the new equipment.
Wow Andy, have you put on weight?
The reds got over-zealous when making models for the new planetarium, but the explosion will make a 777th scale sun after it blows up. Only problem is, there won’t be a planetarium anymore.
So…..what gametype did you make up this time?
Alright, if this doesn’t work against Godzilla….I give up.
No one move….It only senses motion. *slowly backs away*
“I’m not putting that in my mouth…”
That goes for both pictures :) lol
Shiela @Andy: And you thought I needed to switch to unleaded…
(red vs blue)
@ disco
Doh!
[Insert witty Raiders of the Lost Ark caption here]
Radio for VTOL, heavy lift gear. We’re not leaving it here.
haha…this is a joke riiight?…guys?
and, once again, Caboose is the only one strong enough to carry the bomb.
“As you can see here, the UNSC Marine Corps demolitions program teaches recruits to think creatively.”
Hey, let’s shoot it and see what happens.
Dude, is this going to be on the mythic map pack.
The bomb that really destroyed Halo.
Miranda Keys: “Arm the bomb chief.”
Master Chief: “You’re kidding right?”
This is my friend’s image!!
He took this on a one-month account and his real gamertag is EvlMidget25
http://www.bungie.net/stats/Halo3/FileShare.aspx?gamertag=Evlmidget25
So, after Bungie has ran out of ideas for exciting new Double EXP playlists, they decided to make all playlists bigger. Now we have 128 played Lone Wolves, the nation of Kenya is a new multiplayer map and mega-assault, like assault but with 256 players with 16 teams and a massive bomb that has no actual purpose other than to distract players from the fact Bungie are screwed for original ideas.
After Title Update 77 was released, the Bomb Carrier Traits had a new damage option: Falcon Punch.
It was to difficult for players to see who had the ball in assult so the made a few… minor tweaks to it.
See, this is an example of why we should NEVER, EVER, introduce the Super Mushroom from Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
“Shit, I’m gonna need a bigger winch.”
“Okay, guys. Is this some sort of joke? How the HELL am I supposed to fit THIS into the missile silo?”
” I could blow up the whole world with this thing”
When Blue Team saw what the Red Team had brought, the revolutionary MJOLNIR anti-peeing system worked overtime.
Blue 1: That is…bad…
Blue 2: Really bad…
Blue 3: REALLY bad…
Blue 4: Bombad…
Man, Andy, you’ve really let yourself go.
@My7hos –
You win. Forever.
Upon hearing what a few kiloton bomb could do, the Reds wanted to see if a few kilotons of TNT could actually do that.
Shotgun not ball carrier!
Can I get transferred to Valhalla? I give up here.
Haha, thanks Phisto. :D
John McCain: “Inflation? What inflation? The economy’s fine.”
Sarah Palin: “You’re darn right, inflation has affected more than the economy! You betcha…”
Barack Obama: “Obviously this inflated grenade belongs to corporate America and Big Oil. Let’s tax it to help out the middle class.”
Joe Biden: “You think that’s inflation? You should see my prostate!”
“I don’t think a Warthog is big enough for this”
When I asked for an anti-everything bomb, I didn’t think that it was going to be this big
Somebody dropped the (big) F(ing) bomb!
Not it!
“you think that’s big, you should see the right one!”
or
“..meh ..i’ve seen bigger..”
And this is how the big bang theory came to be……
“We’re sorry, but we’re looking for something…smaller…for our bomb needs. You really interviewed well, really, and you will definatley get a job somewhere. But…you’re just not who we’re looking for at this time.”
OR
Indiana Jones just got 10x better.
After the glassing of New Mombasa, radioactive dung beetles ruled Africa.
We’re definitely going to see THAT from orbit.
Someone get the Elephant! And make sure it’s the one with the trailer hitch!
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Im just here to say if Mace Windex’s entry doesnt make it,
no ones does
that is all
“Thus I Refute Thee”
One of TU2s hidden achievements:
“Get extermination on an Legendary map using NEW bomb in any ranked or social match.”
“Return to sender.”
or
“That’s big enough for the both of us.”
“Tank no longer beats everything.”
“Yeaah, I think I’m done playing assault now.”
“Welcome to Universal Studios!”
Johnson: O_o Radio for VTOL, Heavy lift gear.
“Suddenly, Stephen knew that the old family curse had finally caught up with him. His great grandfather should have never spit on that witch.”
“Hold on to yer butt, and kiss it good-bye”
I said we needed to make the bomb harder to lose… But this is ridiculous!
seeking to appeal more to medal whores, bungie makes it much easier to get an extermination with the bomb.
But if it’s doesn’t have the little triangle on top, how will I know where it is?
(sobs uncontrollably)
“So. Who wants to carry the bomb?”
Arbiter: *starts humming the Katamari Damacy theme*
On the bright side, there’s no way they can actually detonate it.
On the bright side, it doesn’t actually have to blow up when it hits the ground.
On the bright side, they aren’t going to lose it in the equipment locker.
guys i cant see the bomb. all i see is this ginormous green ball thats obviously not the bo- oh, what the phantom menace is wrong with you guys.
“A year after Halo 3′s release, Bungie has decided to take a new direction with the DoubleEXP Weekends.”
“Screw this, I’m going back to CoD 4!”
“It’s rather apparent which member of Red Team drew the short end of the proverbial stick.”
“You should see the bomb for Sandtrap!”
UNSC plans to launch the new project called B.D.B, the battalion demolition brink. however some spartans like to refer it as Big Daddy’s Bomb.
Never feed your bomb after midnight.
On the bright side, the Blues don’t want it to blow up, either.
Halo players are better in bed-we got MASSIVE, explosive balls. Suck it, CoD 4.
At least it isn’t blue…
Where’s Donut when you need him?
You blue team ***holes just had to refuse to veto…
And I thought mine were huge…
After a gross miscalculation of scale the mebers of Command finally understood the old adage, “Measure twice cut once.”
In an effort to increase global team coordination Bungie created World Assault. The results did not go as well as they had hoped.
How the hell do you expect me to get this through the passenger seat door?
Don’t worry. With the possible new things coming to Forge, maybe a crane is in there too.
Achievement unlocked 6,000,000gs-Vidmaster: You scored?!
Reason: Score carrying the weight of Earth on your shoulders.
Since the Covenant tried to glass earth, they hid it in a curiously familiar place and placed a helluva lot of armor on it.
It glows.
Soldier #1 Supposing two swallows carried it together? Soldier #2: No, they’d have to have … I mean, if the birds were walking and dragging it…” (monty python line, just the first thing that popped in my head XD)
“does it have an engine?”
“i thought it was supposed to be a trojan ‘horse’…damn those bastards are sneaky”
“guys its not really that big, its simply forced perspective.”
“maybe is a pinata”
“the term overkill never meant as much as it does now”
“If we find another one we can finally finish making that Clinton Monuement!”
“Call command, we found out where Hilary put Bill’s balls.”
“Another reason why bs angel shouldn’t always get her wish.”
“He’s got big balls! She’s got big balls! But We’ve got the biggest balls of them all! Of course by balls I mean social events, what were you thinking?”
“The covenant and the UNSC forces team up to find something which can indeed beat a tank.”
“What happened when Chuck Norris tried to teabag a man with an energy sword.”
“Great balls of fire!”
“This will cure the common cold, but unfortunatley no one has survived the use of this suppository.”
“Straight up ballin’ G!”
“After the last bungie update, no one ever had any problems getting the overkill achievement again.”
“Does this camera angle make my butt look big?”
“Wait a minute, what do you mean thats only a grenade? How big is the freaking bomb?”
Red 1: “What the hell is that?”
Red 2: “This, is a bomb, Sol”
Red 1: “That’s a fucking Death Star Vincent!”
Or
“And the winner of the Indiana Jones look-alike contest goes to the giant rock that could hurt us very badly if we pissed it off.”
“Anyone know where we can find that chick from Haloid?”
Someone threw out a WHOLE bomb, and it’s in great shape. I know we’ve got a dangerous mission to do, but I’m taking it. I’m taking this bomb.
OR
Yeah, this’ll fit in the trunk.
So that’s why the tank has tow hooks…
It’s the No. 14 Anti-tank Mine, huh? Wonder what the other thirteen looked like…
“Where’s godzilla when you need him…”
Chuck Noriss’s are even bigger.
;|
Monty Python and the Holy Grail – special HALO edition:
“Brother Maynard, bring out the Holy Hand Grenade!”
STAR WARS VII – The HALO wars:
“I’ve got a bad feeling about this…..”