I have been craving Halo way more than usual lately. I typically only play on Friday and Saturday nights but this last week I logged hours on those evenings along with Sunday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. There’s just nothing better than fragging until your body goes limp from exhaustion. In fact, I think I may go play right now but first I’ll give you a new screenshot to caption (after recapping last week’s responses) so you have something to do too.
- “I told you, the red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.“ (Motarius1)
- “Begun, this cone war has.” (The Spartan Jedi)
- “After years of being treated like second-class citizens, forced to mark off playing fields and pools of vomit, the Cones had had enough. The revolt was underway.” (Kato)
- “Promise us you’ll never release that Halo MMORPG, Ensemble!” (J23)
- “This hurts us more than it hurts you…but it might count as a suicide, we’re not really sure.” (Zep 077)
- “With the high focus on Zombies no one thought to come up with a Cone Plan.” (tobias grey)
- “Ralph, is that a magnum? How is anybody going to take us seriously when you can’t even find a real gun!” (T Robert T)
- “In Soviet Russia, you do not kill self with cone, CONES KILL YOU!” (Blenky11)
While many of you enjoyed that rather entertaining screenshot, disco asked “angel, can we have friday caption fun with your new pic from front page?” and I’m more than happy to oblige if the masses would like to have some fun at my expense. So this week feel free to take on my new picture from the sidebar, or have a go at this screenshot instead. I call it “You carry it!” but what is your witty caption for it?
Author: CaSeY v0
Posted by newguy2445 on October 3, 2008 at 3:08 am
Grifball Extreme.
You drive around with Warthogs and attempt to push the gigantic Grifball into the opponents base.
I dunno I’m stumped on this one.
I think ‘You Carry It’ is good already.
Posted by mendicantbias00 on October 3, 2008 at 3:28 am
Red Spartan – See, I TOLD you not to touch that idol. Did you listen? Nooooooooo.
Posted by Herr General on October 3, 2008 at 3:28 am
It was at this point that Jonathan started hoping the giant ball hadn’t heard of Indiana Jones.
Posted by Mace Windex on October 3, 2008 at 4:15 am
Someone set up us the bomb.
Posted by Drag0n D214 on October 3, 2008 at 4:17 am
we need a bigger bomb squad
wow Its the 8th wounder of the world “worlds big bang”
Posted by Scotty on October 3, 2008 at 4:39 am
Church: Andy, you’re bigger!
Caboose: Have you been eating your wheaties?
(Red Vs. Blue)
Posted by Salen on October 3, 2008 at 4:43 am
“And next on Behind the Machinima, Andy the Bomb let’s himself go as he puts on over 8 tons of weight after Season 5 of Red vs Blue….”
Posted by mendicantbias00 on October 3, 2008 at 4:50 am
Command: Red-1 have you located the weapon cache?
Red-1: Yeeeeah…hey listen, don’t you guys think you’re taking this “Anti-Tank” thing a little too seriously?
Posted by Crunchbite on October 3, 2008 at 5:13 am
Anyone want to play Atlas ball?
Posted by MR Jones93 sk8 on October 3, 2008 at 5:23 am
AU2 didn’ t seem so great once they released the new assault gametype.
Posted by StealthSpeed3 on October 3, 2008 at 6:14 am
Great. How in the hell am i supposed to carry THAT?
Posted by BBJynne on October 3, 2008 at 6:23 am
Launch in 5..4…3…2.
“why is there a ball on the missile silo?
…1…
*death*
Posted by TheChrisD on October 3, 2008 at 6:35 am
Are you sure a 15-second fuse is long enough to escape the explosion?
Posted by My7hos on October 3, 2008 at 6:40 am
“Now! Witness the fire power of this fully armed, and operational battle station!”
Posted by KGB Force on October 3, 2008 at 6:46 am
“God….I hope that isn’t a shit tank deported from one the covenant ships…..”
Posted by -S- on October 3, 2008 at 6:46 am
Uhhhh on second thought…maybe we should play oddball instead
Posted by -S- on October 3, 2008 at 6:50 am
Bungie’s double EXP weekend starts getting a little too extreme
Posted by D taktics on October 3, 2008 at 7:17 am
Its the final countdown!!!
Posted by Kato on October 3, 2008 at 7:33 am
“Damn, blue team really DOES have bigger balls.”
Posted by Kato on October 3, 2008 at 7:35 am
“You think that’s big, wait till you see their flag!”
Posted by snorkle256 on October 3, 2008 at 7:42 am
Red: I’m supposed to Swallow that thing!?
Blue: Actually….its a suppository..
Posted by ty55 on October 3, 2008 at 7:43 am
“The trick with these new large scale explosives, was to push them into a Carriers grav-lift”
Posted by Lan Mordreth on October 3, 2008 at 7:55 am
“I guess we really DO have the biggest balls of them all!”
“Up next on Halo Gladiators we have… Atlas sphere!”
Posted by sebas on October 3, 2008 at 7:55 am
Bomb planted!
Bomb grown!
Game over.
this screenshot is one of the best so far, great work hawty ^^
Posted by PurpleSteve on October 3, 2008 at 7:58 am
“Hold rb to…wait that’s fucking impossible!”
“That’s one big Scarab shit….”
Posted by Das Kalk on October 3, 2008 at 7:58 am
“blue team’s got some pretty big balls doing this to us”
OR
“Wow, I had no idea gall stones got that big. Thanks doc!”
Posted by Guywithnoarms on October 3, 2008 at 8:07 am
“I just thought, sir. When we eventualy do get it to their base, how do we get it in the door?”
“You’ll have to walk with it, soldier, the Warthog doesn’t support that much weight!”
“The Russians can suck on their hydrogen bomb, we got this!”
“As you can see here by example of Fred, Willy Wonka never got the desert part of his chewing-gum just right.”
Posted by Mercutio2000 on October 3, 2008 at 8:09 am
Red guy: “So, do you think we should remove the chaingun before putting this in the back?”
Posted by Mikeio2002 on October 3, 2008 at 8:13 am
Base armed!
Posted by Halcylon on October 3, 2008 at 8:16 am
That’s no moon… it’s a space station…
Posted by Zelp on October 3, 2008 at 8:21 am
I say we just arm it right here, I think it will do the trick
Posted by Mercutio2000 on October 3, 2008 at 8:23 am
The gnome World Enlarger misfires again.
Posted by Joe Gribble on October 3, 2008 at 8:31 am
This is what happens when you put your male-enlargement cream and the bomb in the same pocket.
Posted by Mercutio2000 on October 3, 2008 at 8:33 am
bs angel pic:
1. “Oops, I faded and blurred the wrong half.”
2. All that beauty AND a 30 percent chance to hit with the laser! (Of course, that’s 15 percent chance to hit the enemy, and 15 percent chance to hit a friendly.) The point is, what more could anyone ask for?
Posted by Chaelek on October 3, 2008 at 8:37 am
Standoff was used as a testing site for the Spartan Tactical Hamster Ball. It never met with much success.
Posted by grantix on October 3, 2008 at 8:40 am
“Houston… we have a problem.”
“Yeah… I think we need a bigger warthog.”
Posted by Mercutio2000 on October 3, 2008 at 8:42 am
Chaelek, ftw. I’m still laughing.
Posted by Slothboy on October 3, 2008 at 8:45 am
That is NOT going to fit in the trunk.
Posted by d4ng3r0u5 on October 3, 2008 at 8:55 am
After the wide success of the Anti-Tank mine, the brilliant minds behind the UNSC decided to make an Anti-High Charity version.
Posted by retinence on October 3, 2008 at 8:58 am
After a triple betrayal/ suicide, Sisyphus was punished by having to push this bomb to the opponents base… on Valhalla.
Posted by Maganic on October 3, 2008 at 9:00 am
It’s Explosive
It’s Grown
and it’s back..
Return of the Living Bomb 2.0… in theaters now
Posted by retinence on October 3, 2008 at 9:02 am
Fred gandered at the UFO that had fallen beside him, wondering quite intently why it was ticking.
Posted by Solo on October 3, 2008 at 9:03 am
welcome to the First Annual Andy the Bomb awards. here to presnet the first award category are Josh the warthog and Steve Spartan.
Posted by retinence on October 3, 2008 at 9:04 am
Red: “….srsly??”
Posted by Woody on October 3, 2008 at 9:15 am
“Will you PLEASE stop humming the Indiana Jones theme and give me a hand?”
Posted by Pkmnrulz240 on October 3, 2008 at 9:16 am
The problem of nobody wanting to grab the bomb, amplified tenfold.
Posted by Woody on October 3, 2008 at 9:17 am
“Well, on the bright side, now we can finally read what’s written on the darn thing.”
Posted by greenboom on October 3, 2008 at 9:25 am
Like Super Mario Bros. 3 before it, the Halo series had gone through grassland, desertland, and waterland… and now it was time for everybody’s favorite – World 4 – Giantland!
Posted by BBQ man on October 3, 2008 at 9:38 am
N…O…V…A.
(from Ghost of Onyx)
Posted by TTL Tortacular on October 3, 2008 at 9:52 am
“bs angel finds new ways to satisfy her balls fetish.”
Posted by Ez8Diaz on October 3, 2008 at 10:01 am
To answer your question…yea, it’s that big
Posted by ZaneXXX on October 3, 2008 at 10:02 am
When I said to blow up the bomb this is NOT what I meant!
Posted by MasqueNoMercy on October 3, 2008 at 10:03 am
“Yes sir! I blew up the bomb just as you commanded!”
Posted by Don113 on October 3, 2008 at 10:05 am
“From Blue Base, With Love.”
Posted by PikminGod on October 3, 2008 at 10:09 am
“You could have just zoomed in on it if you wanted to read what it said….”
Posted by Briareos H on October 3, 2008 at 10:34 am
“uhmm are you sure that this is the biggest jawbreaker you could find?”
Posted by gunluva on October 3, 2008 at 10:39 am
“That’s no bomb. That’s a space station!”
Posted by Deadguy on October 3, 2008 at 10:59 am
Definately “Somebody set up us the bomb!”
I wanted to do another one.. but Mace Windex (04:15:13) nailed it
Posted by Metalingus627 on October 3, 2008 at 11:11 am
“You can’t say ‘bomb’ on an airplane!
Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb bombomb, bomb bomb bombombomb bomb bomb bomb!”
(From Meet the Parents)
Posted by XMixMasterX on October 3, 2008 at 11:20 am
Why photobucket? ! ?
I can’t look at the images when they are on photobucket – My work blocks that site because of overuse :-(
…I guess there’s always next week
Posted by PAW on October 3, 2008 at 11:20 am
Red Spartan – “What the hell am I supposed to do with this thing?”
Posted by QuackJAG on October 3, 2008 at 11:22 am
… id hate to see the pins and/or hoop.
Posted by BBQ man on October 3, 2008 at 11:23 am
Quick! Somebody get another one and the Washington monument.
Posted by Da Nang on October 3, 2008 at 11:27 am
Sarge: “This is why we need to induce super powers in Grif… Hey! Get back here you lazy soldiers!”
Posted by Psycho78 on October 3, 2008 at 11:32 am
“Ho-ly CRAP!”
Posted by Peniamina on October 3, 2008 at 11:40 am
“No, I’m not picking that up”
“Ok, I’m done, if ya need me I’ll be at home”
Posted by bs angel on October 3, 2008 at 11:43 am
Peniamina!!
Posted by SirWilliamRegis on October 3, 2008 at 11:55 am
The ding from red one’s cod piece could be heard for miles as he set eyes upon the new equipment.
Posted by ZZoMBiE13 on October 3, 2008 at 11:56 am
Wow Andy, have you put on weight?
Posted by RandomIndex on October 3, 2008 at 11:56 am
The reds got over-zealous when making models for the new planetarium, but the explosion will make a 777th scale sun after it blows up. Only problem is, there won’t be a planetarium anymore.
Posted by Dust and Echoes on October 3, 2008 at 11:57 am
So…..what gametype did you make up this time?
Posted by Sarge Tomzilla on October 3, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Alright, if this doesn’t work against Godzilla….I give up.
Posted by Ticonderoga117 on October 3, 2008 at 12:13 pm
No one move….It only senses motion. *slowly backs away*
Posted by disco on October 3, 2008 at 12:19 pm
“I’m not putting that in my mouth…”
Posted by disco on October 3, 2008 at 12:21 pm
That goes for both pictures :) lol
Posted by cbd on October 3, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Shiela @Andy: And you thought I needed to switch to unleaded…
(red vs blue)
Posted by bs angel on October 3, 2008 at 12:30 pm
@ disco
Doh!
Posted by Corruption on October 3, 2008 at 12:32 pm
[Insert witty Raiders of the Lost Ark caption here]
Posted by Qwepir on October 3, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Radio for VTOL, heavy lift gear. We’re not leaving it here.
Posted by xtheshortsidex on October 3, 2008 at 12:46 pm
haha…this is a joke riiight?…guys?
Posted by tommyp2010 on October 3, 2008 at 12:55 pm
and, once again, Caboose is the only one strong enough to carry the bomb.
Posted by Elysion on October 3, 2008 at 1:06 pm
“As you can see here, the UNSC Marine Corps demolitions program teaches recruits to think creatively.”
Posted by Spade on October 3, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Hey, let’s shoot it and see what happens.
Posted by Spade on October 3, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Dude, is this going to be on the mythic map pack.
Posted by Spade on October 3, 2008 at 1:12 pm
The bomb that really destroyed Halo.
Posted by Spade on October 3, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Miranda Keys: “Arm the bomb chief.”
Master Chief: “You’re kidding right?”
Posted by Ghost Faction on October 3, 2008 at 1:21 pm
This is my friend’s image!!
He took this on a one-month account and his real gamertag is EvlMidget25
http://www.bungie.net/stats/Halo3/FileShare.aspx?gamertag=Evlmidget25
Posted by anthraxgoon on October 3, 2008 at 1:24 pm
So, after Bungie has ran out of ideas for exciting new Double EXP playlists, they decided to make all playlists bigger. Now we have 128 played Lone Wolves, the nation of Kenya is a new multiplayer map and mega-assault, like assault but with 256 players with 16 teams and a massive bomb that has no actual purpose other than to distract players from the fact Bungie are screwed for original ideas.
Posted by Zee-V70 on October 3, 2008 at 1:25 pm
After Title Update 77 was released, the Bomb Carrier Traits had a new damage option: Falcon Punch.
Posted by Minty Fresh on October 3, 2008 at 1:37 pm
It was to difficult for players to see who had the ball in assult so the made a few… minor tweaks to it.
Posted by Matoro3311 on October 3, 2008 at 1:46 pm
See, this is an example of why we should NEVER, EVER, introduce the Super Mushroom from Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
Posted by J23 on October 3, 2008 at 1:48 pm
“Shit, I’m gonna need a bigger winch.”
Posted by Xenokyro on October 3, 2008 at 1:54 pm
“Okay, guys. Is this some sort of joke? How the HELL am I supposed to fit THIS into the missile silo?”
Posted by troika1138 on October 3, 2008 at 1:55 pm
” I could blow up the whole world with this thing”
Posted by Cailus on October 3, 2008 at 2:18 pm
When Blue Team saw what the Red Team had brought, the revolutionary MJOLNIR anti-peeing system worked overtime.
Blue 1: That is…bad…
Blue 2: Really bad…
Blue 3: REALLY bad…
Blue 4: Bombad…
Posted by Hoovaloov on October 3, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Man, Andy, you’ve really let yourself go.
Posted by SonofMacPhisto on October 3, 2008 at 2:24 pm
@My7hos –
You win. Forever.
Posted by AT-AT on October 3, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Upon hearing what a few kiloton bomb could do, the Reds wanted to see if a few kilotons of TNT could actually do that.
Posted by xp194 on October 3, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Shotgun not ball carrier!
Posted by TrAvIs 6t6 on October 3, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Can I get transferred to Valhalla? I give up here.
Posted by My7hos on October 3, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Haha, thanks Phisto. :D
Posted by A Ghostly NINJA on October 3, 2008 at 3:16 pm
John McCain: “Inflation? What inflation? The economy’s fine.”
Sarah Palin: “You’re darn right, inflation has affected more than the economy! You betcha…”
Barack Obama: “Obviously this inflated grenade belongs to corporate America and Big Oil. Let’s tax it to help out the middle class.”
Joe Biden: “You think that’s inflation? You should see my prostate!”
Posted by aSpicyTunaRoll on October 3, 2008 at 3:45 pm
“I don’t think a Warthog is big enough for this”
Posted by aSpicyTunaRoll on October 3, 2008 at 3:48 pm
When I asked for an anti-everything bomb, I didn’t think that it was going to be this big
Posted by PsycoJoe on October 3, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Somebody dropped the (big) F(ing) bomb!
Posted by stavie on October 3, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Not it!
Posted by Mondo Titan on October 3, 2008 at 4:21 pm
“you think that’s big, you should see the right one!”
or
“..meh ..i’ve seen bigger..”
Posted by phoenixfire360 on October 3, 2008 at 4:29 pm
And this is how the big bang theory came to be……
Posted by Time Glitch on October 3, 2008 at 4:39 pm
“We’re sorry, but we’re looking for something…smaller…for our bomb needs. You really interviewed well, really, and you will definatley get a job somewhere. But…you’re just not who we’re looking for at this time.”
OR
Indiana Jones just got 10x better.
Posted by Surrender on October 3, 2008 at 4:40 pm
After the glassing of New Mombasa, radioactive dung beetles ruled Africa.
Posted by Surrender on October 3, 2008 at 4:40 pm
We’re definitely going to see THAT from orbit.
Posted by SonofMacPhisto on October 3, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Someone get the Elephant! And make sure it’s the one with the trailer hitch!
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Posted by Tombo on October 3, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Im just here to say if Mace Windex’s entry doesnt make it,
no ones does
that is all
Posted by Pudding22 on October 3, 2008 at 5:28 pm
“Thus I Refute Thee”
Posted by xgamertagtakenx on October 3, 2008 at 6:07 pm
One of TU2s hidden achievements:
“Get extermination on an Legendary map using NEW bomb in any ranked or social match.”
Posted by Spartan-056 on October 3, 2008 at 6:19 pm
“Return to sender.”
or
“That’s big enough for the both of us.”
Posted by p0rksta on October 3, 2008 at 6:46 pm
“Tank no longer beats everything.”
“Yeaah, I think I’m done playing assault now.”
Posted by Kiefer Inson on October 3, 2008 at 7:03 pm
“Welcome to Universal Studios!”
Posted by humrh360 on October 3, 2008 at 7:07 pm
Johnson: O_o Radio for VTOL, Heavy lift gear.
Posted by Kiefer Inson on October 3, 2008 at 7:07 pm
“Suddenly, Stephen knew that the old family curse had finally caught up with him. His great grandfather should have never spit on that witch.”
Posted by humrh360 on October 3, 2008 at 7:08 pm
“Hold on to yer butt, and kiss it good-bye”
Posted by Phædrus on October 3, 2008 at 7:16 pm
I said we needed to make the bomb harder to lose… But this is ridiculous!
Posted by major rudin on October 3, 2008 at 7:21 pm
seeking to appeal more to medal whores, bungie makes it much easier to get an extermination with the bomb.
Posted by SonofMacPhisto on October 3, 2008 at 7:47 pm
But if it’s doesn’t have the little triangle on top, how will I know where it is?
(sobs uncontrollably)
Posted by Dojorkan on October 3, 2008 at 7:57 pm
“So. Who wants to carry the bomb?”
Posted by Trace on October 3, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Arbiter: *starts humming the Katamari Damacy theme*
Posted by Trace on October 3, 2008 at 7:58 pm
On the bright side, there’s no way they can actually detonate it.
Posted by Trace on October 3, 2008 at 7:59 pm
On the bright side, it doesn’t actually have to blow up when it hits the ground.
Posted by Trace on October 3, 2008 at 7:59 pm
On the bright side, they aren’t going to lose it in the equipment locker.
Posted by Tooks on October 3, 2008 at 8:05 pm
guys i cant see the bomb. all i see is this ginormous green ball thats obviously not the bo- oh, what the phantom menace is wrong with you guys.
Posted by Deadly Warrior on October 3, 2008 at 8:07 pm
“A year after Halo 3’s release, Bungie has decided to take a new direction with the DoubleEXP Weekends.”
“Screw this, I’m going back to CoD 4!”
“It’s rather apparent which member of Red Team drew the short end of the proverbial stick.”
“You should see the bomb for Sandtrap!”
Posted by Tooks on October 3, 2008 at 8:10 pm
UNSC plans to launch the new project called B.D.B, the battalion demolition brink. however some spartans like to refer it as Big Daddy’s Bomb.
Posted by Trace on October 3, 2008 at 8:13 pm
Never feed your bomb after midnight.
Posted by Trace on October 3, 2008 at 8:15 pm
On the bright side, the Blues don’t want it to blow up, either.
Posted by Whaappened? on October 3, 2008 at 9:01 pm
Halo players are better in bed-we got MASSIVE, explosive balls. Suck it, CoD 4.
Posted by Phædrus on October 3, 2008 at 9:24 pm
At least it isn’t blue…
Posted by Phædrus on October 3, 2008 at 9:24 pm
Where’s Donut when you need him?
Posted by MarioBro7 on October 3, 2008 at 9:40 pm
You blue team ***holes just had to refuse to veto…
Posted by Dusty Boy T on October 3, 2008 at 10:11 pm
And I thought mine were huge…
Posted by tobias grey on October 4, 2008 at 12:14 pm
After a gross miscalculation of scale the mebers of Command finally understood the old adage, “Measure twice cut once.”
Posted by tobias grey on October 4, 2008 at 12:32 pm
In an effort to increase global team coordination Bungie created World Assault. The results did not go as well as they had hoped.
Posted by ALTEX on October 4, 2008 at 12:37 pm
How the hell do you expect me to get this through the passenger seat door?
Posted by Thunderstream328 on October 4, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Don’t worry. With the possible new things coming to Forge, maybe a crane is in there too.
Posted by Thunderstream328 on October 4, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Achievement unlocked 6,000,000gs-Vidmaster: You scored?!
Reason: Score carrying the weight of Earth on your shoulders.
Posted by Thunderstream328 on October 4, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Since the Covenant tried to glass earth, they hid it in a curiously familiar place and placed a helluva lot of armor on it.
Posted by Thunderstream328 on October 4, 2008 at 1:11 pm
It glows.
Posted by Fushiko on October 4, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Soldier #1 Supposing two swallows carried it together? Soldier #2: No, they’d have to have … I mean, if the birds were walking and dragging it…” (monty python line, just the first thing that popped in my head XD)
Posted by Araknoros on October 4, 2008 at 9:32 pm
“does it have an engine?”
“i thought it was supposed to be a trojan ‘horse’…damn those bastards are sneaky”
“guys its not really that big, its simply forced perspective.”
“maybe is a pinata”
“the term overkill never meant as much as it does now”
Posted by Gnome on October 5, 2008 at 12:39 am
“If we find another one we can finally finish making that Clinton Monuement!”
“Call command, we found out where Hilary put Bill’s balls.”
“Another reason why bs angel shouldn’t always get her wish.”
“He’s got big balls! She’s got big balls! But We’ve got the biggest balls of them all! Of course by balls I mean social events, what were you thinking?”
“The covenant and the UNSC forces team up to find something which can indeed beat a tank.”
“What happened when Chuck Norris tried to teabag a man with an energy sword.”
“Great balls of fire!”
“This will cure the common cold, but unfortunatley no one has survived the use of this suppository.”
“Straight up ballin’ G!”
“After the last bungie update, no one ever had any problems getting the overkill achievement again.”
“Does this camera angle make my butt look big?”
“Wait a minute, what do you mean thats only a grenade? How big is the freaking bomb?”
Posted by The Last Hunter on October 5, 2008 at 1:55 am
Red 1: “What the hell is that?”
Red 2: “This, is a bomb, Sol”
Red 1: “That’s a fucking Death Star Vincent!”
Or
“And the winner of the Indiana Jones look-alike contest goes to the giant rock that could hurt us very badly if we pissed it off.”
Posted by RIFT on October 5, 2008 at 11:17 am
“Anyone know where we can find that chick from Haloid?”
Posted by caelan96 on October 5, 2008 at 9:54 pm
Someone threw out a WHOLE bomb, and it’s in great shape. I know we’ve got a dangerous mission to do, but I’m taking it. I’m taking this bomb.
OR
Yeah, this’ll fit in the trunk.
Posted by cbd on October 6, 2008 at 8:54 am
So that’s why the tank has tow hooks…
Posted by Gunlat3M on October 6, 2008 at 4:37 pm
It’s the No. 14 Anti-tank Mine, huh? Wonder what the other thirteen looked like…
Posted by TAS9303 on October 6, 2008 at 7:51 pm
“Where’s godzilla when you need him…”
Posted by Sean C84 on October 7, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Chuck Noriss’s are even bigger.
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Posted by Knight of Nee1 on October 11, 2008 at 4:58 am
Monty Python and the Holy Grail – special HALO edition:
“Brother Maynard, bring out the Holy Hand Grenade!”
STAR WARS VII – The HALO wars:
“I’ve got a bad feeling about this…..”