Composed Primarily of Sweet Things

katamari cake

Apparently some of you were traumatized by my early morning odorous urine references so an in effort to make up for that, I hereby present to you an extremely tasty looking Katamari-themed wedding cake sans any inappropriate references. Just so you know I had planned on making a fried eggs innuendo or perhaps a comment about how it resembled a certain male generative gland but alas, I am determined to keep this squeaky clean. So I’ll just say this lemon cake with strawberry filling is the breast cake ever.

Shit, it’s hard being good. Actually make that darn. Oh hell, let’s just say hugs and kisses and be done with it.

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17 Responses to this post.

  1. *cleansed*

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  2. Posted by SuicidalKanoka on September 30, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    Before you post an article, do you actually think, “Can I fit inappropriate references into this?”

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  3. I need to stop check this blog whilst eating. I should know by now.

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  4. Posted by bs angel on September 30, 2008 at 1:19 pm

    It’s cake pwkwsfi! Yummy, delicious cake. This one is safe to read while eating; the asparagus one? Not so much. :)

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  5. Mmmmmm…breast cake…

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  6. /me agrees with -S-

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  7. Posted by SonofMacPhisto on September 30, 2008 at 2:27 pm

    It looks like a roller mine from Half Life 2… if I try to eat it, will it electrocute me? Or can I reprogram it to attack Combine? That’d be super.

    KTHXBAI

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  8. ooooooooooo It’s PINK!

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  9. Posted by Socket on September 30, 2008 at 3:19 pm

    It’s sooo cute! Wonder how they made it…

    *Goes off to baby-talk with gecko* lol

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  10. Posted by Salen on September 30, 2008 at 5:19 pm

    That’s a cake? That’s gotta be a lie.

    Okay, bad joke. Still, that is pretty cool all the same, even moreso if it’s edible.

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  11. Posted by frogged on September 30, 2008 at 6:31 pm

    that cake should be framed, and or immortalized.

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  12. Posted by BBjynne on September 30, 2008 at 6:50 pm

    extremely overused and you saw it coming the instant you say ‘cake’ buuuut……..

    The cake is a lie!

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  13. Posted by Das Kalk on September 30, 2008 at 8:07 pm

    This was a triumph. I’m making note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction. that cake is awesome, I hope when I get married in like 10 years that I will have an MC cake…

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  14. Hah, and they said the cake was a lie. But it wasn’t! AHAHAHA!

    Sorry, I’m just trying to keep myself busy while Xbox Live seems to be down for me. -.-

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  15. Posted by DeepCee on September 30, 2008 at 11:04 pm

    Sweet lemon cake with strawberry filling as a blog post from Angel?

    I sense a disturbance in the force….

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  16. Posted by Crazyeye0 on October 2, 2008 at 12:53 am

    It looks like a sea mine =/

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  17. AMAZING!

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