1,000G – You got betrayed by bs angel
September 29, 2008 50 Comments
What are some other achievements they could add to that list? Hop on over to the Achievement Unlocked Generator, make your own, and link it in a comment! Your creations after the jump.























Assassinated by your own offspring

A Bungie employee declines your friend request

Teabag/Halo Hump while playing as an Elite

(refer to comment #2 and #3)

Kill an enemy in the Campaign at any difficulty level

Unlock another achievement in this game

Was betrayed by a teammate within the first minute of the match

Was betrayed by the same teammate more than once in a match

Was betrayed more than 15 times in a single match

Betrayed everyone on your team in a single match

Was betrayed by everyone on your team in a single match

Watch an entire cut scene

Sit through the credits

Beat a team of Generals at Grifball

Let your girlfriend use one controller as a vibrator
while you drive the Warthog with the other

Jump into a pointless argument on Xbox Live

Played Halo 3 until the sun came up

Girlfriend broke up with you while playing Halo 3




































Okay, so that didn’t work… gonna have to save and host the picture somewhere.
Try just posting the url then I can host it and perhaps throw it up in the article. :)
I just said throw it up, GROSS.
Heh…here is mine
Heh heh… I have a feeling this will be a popular achievement
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=250G%20-%203%20Spartan%20Pron%20screenshots
hax0r achievement
I failed lol, here’s the link
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=200G%20-%20Pressed%20“A”%20instead%20of%20Start%20at%20the%20menu
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Recon%20-%20Get%20Killed%20By%20A%20Cone
LOL
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx
Just kidding
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Futilely%20attempted%20to%20save%20during%20game
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Epic%20Fail%20-%20Lagged%20Out%20Of%20Matchmaking
Some achievements I think Bungie should add. (Do I really need to say why?)
10G – Oops in 60 seconds
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=10G%20-%20Oops%20in%2060%20seconds
description: Was betrayed by a teammate within the first minute of the match
10G – Watch your back
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=10G%20-%20Watch%20your%20back
description: Was betrayed by the same teammate more than once in a match
10G – Unlucky one
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=10G%20-%20Unlucky%20one
description: Was betrayed more than 15 times in a single match
10G – Who Me?
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=10G%20-%20Who%20Me?
description: Betrayed everyone on your team in a single match
10G – Target
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=10G%20-%20Target
description: Was betrayed by everyone on your team in a single match
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Unlocked%20an%20Achievement
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Unlocked%20an%20Achievement
^best achievement ever
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=50G-%20Threw%20controller%20at%20the%20wall%20in%20anger
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=-1,000G-%20Got%20banned%20from%20matchmaking
1,000 points for getting betrayed by angel?
That’s a pretty easy 1,000 points. I would’ve guessed 5.
Im sure Hawty has gotten this one http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=50G-%20Ran%20Into%20Own%20Power%20Drainer
Easy Mac
Kill an enemy in the Campaign at any difficulty level.
They grow on trees
Unlock another achievement in this game.
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=100G%20-%20Went%20beyond%20the%20start%20menu
Also,
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=1000G%20-%20Lazy%20and%20Lame%20single%20Achievement
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Having%20an%20internal%20body%20temperature%20in%20the%2090%27s
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=50G%20-%20Vagbagged%20by%20a%20Female%20Spartan
Sorry if it seems retarded.. Last night me and a friend were talking about what you would call a female teabagger.. considering.. they don’t have the utensils to umm.. dip. So this is me.. prevailing to the world.. the female term for teabaggin.
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=15G%20-%20Best%20Served%20Cold
MacPhisto and I had an avid conversation about this one yesterday. I thought it would be an awesome name for an achievement but never came up with a deserving achievement for the title.
I was thinking maybe something along the lines of an assist kill in a team game. like get five assist kills in a row or something like that :/
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=150G%20-%20Why%20Can't%20We%20Be%20Friends?
a bungie employee declines your friend request
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=150G%20-%20Why%20Can't%20We%20Be%20Friends?%20
@ dIGITALdISCIPLE
i’ve heard vagbag before, but where’s the bag??? so my friends and i prefer the clamslam!
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=25G%20-%20Bow%20Chika%20Honk%20Honk
Teabag/Halo Hump while playing as an Elite
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=–1000G%20—%20Asked%20for%20Recon
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=∞G%20-%20Beat%20the%20game%20SLASO%20W/o%20breaks%20or%20deaths
In this variation, all skulls includes Blind. (Also having to be under 77min 77sec without skipping cutscenes would be two challenging though, right?)
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http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=10G%20-%20Have%201%20achievement%20for%20atleast%2010%20seconds
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=15G%20-%20Have%202%20achievements%20for%20atleast%2015%20seconds
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=25G%20-%20Have%203%20achievements%20for%20atleast%2025%20seconds
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=50G%20-%20Have%204%20achievements%20for%20atleast%2050%20seconds
etc…
here is my favorite :) http://madboxgraphics.angelfire.com/never.html
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=25G%20-%202nd%20RRoD%20within%20six%20months
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Ripped%20out%20headset%20muted%20all%20players
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=100%20pts%20You%20are%20Grounded
Assassinated by your own offspring
@ Handmade Hero
‘Best Served Cold’ would be good for getting 5 Killjoys in a match. At least, that’s the most appropriate one I can think of.
In TF2 you can actually get a message that someone is ‘dominating’ you, then if you stop their spree on you, it says you got ‘revenge.’ Halo 3 just doesn’t support that, so this would be the closest thing.
WOOO mines up there at number 3
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=50G%20-%20Why%20Exactly%20Are%20We%20Going%20To%20G%27Nthrop?
Watch an entire cut scene.
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=100G%20-%20You%20Know%20Who%20Painted%20THAT%20Tree
Sit through the credits.
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=1000G%20-%20%22Lets%20Try%20That%20Again%20In%20Team%20Swat%22
Beat a team of Generals at Grifball.
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=69G%20-%20Fired%20The%20Chain%20Gun%20For%2015%20Minutes
Let your girlfriend use one controller as a vibrator…
while you drive the Warthog with the other.
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=U%20GOT%20TO%20DA%20CHOPPA!
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=-500G%20-%20Team%20Killing%20Fuck-Tard
Betrayed the Arbiter During Campaign mode
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=25G%20I%20know%20you%20are%20but%20what%20am%20I?
Jump into a pointless argument on Xbox Live
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=500G%20Bleeding%20Eyes
Played Halo 3 until the sun came up
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=1000G%20Only%20The%20Lonely
Girlfriend broke up with you while playing Halo 3
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=250G%20-%20Helping%20Hand “at a halo party at your friends basement you grabed his controller while he was asleep and beat legendary with only three active players pushing his body to the end”
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=250G%20-%20Death%20Star “10 kills in a row with a laser”
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=IMA%20FIRIN%20MEH%20LAZOR “you fired your laser”
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=500G%20This%20is%20Sparta “15 kills in a row with a laser”
Haven’t posted here in a while so I figure I might as well make it totally outrageous.
…and I broke it. Here’s the text at least.
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=1000G%20-%20Donkey%20Punch%20cheating%20girlfriend
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=500G%20Break%20Yo%20Self
Get admitted to ER with Halo related injuries
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=666G%20When%20Hell%20Freezes%20Over
Play 2 games in a row against kind and considerate opponents in matchmaking
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=500G%20You're%20Fired!!!
Create Halo 3 Achievements while at work
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=500G%20You%20Are%20Fired!!
(tried again)
Hi bs angel, found your blog through 360voice and it’s really great! I really love the cards you make too! :) And thanks for the link to the achievement generator, my boyfriend and I like to compliment each other using achievements so it’s going to be pretty fun for us, now that we’ll be able to generate them on our own *grin*
Anyway, this is the achievement I’ll probably be sending him!
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=1000G%20-%20Pushed%20the%20right%20buttons
Oh! And maybe you could make a card based on that too! :p
LOL, … great achievement! And thanks for the kind words as well. Glad you found your way here!