Friday Caption Fun, Round 19
September 26, 2008 167 Comments
Somehow an entire month has slipped by since we last did a Friday Caption Fun activity. How I’ve missed all of your witty and often hysterical commentary! What do you say we look at a new Halo 3 screenshot and just let our creative juices flow? First let’s recap the last picture we captioned and then we’ll have at it. It’s been a while so I’m quivering with the anticipation that it will be especially good. Can you feel it? I know I do. Off we go!
- “I’m super, thanks for asking!” (Jim 028)
- “That head shot was FABULOUS!” (A Shaky Shotgun)
- “Bungie’s next game will explore the side story of John’s sister, Ulala, as she single handedly destroys a Covenant armada …with DANCE!” (petetheduck)
- “Press RB to work that sexay thang.” (Halcylon)
- “John posed in front of his camera for a while before finally coming to the conclusion that the confetti totally did NOT go well with his armor.” (MattDGiant)
- “WHAT are those silly covenant up to now?” (Naepa34)
I think that picture just may be my most favorite Halo 3 screenshot ever. I can’t help but laugh every time I look at it. Forget Recon, I want that armor permutation! This next screenshot up for your captioning pleasure should make you giggle as well. I’m a bit of a Star Wars geek so I went with “Cones Strike Back” but what is your witty caption for it? Hit me with your best shot. And don’t worry, I can take it.
Author: Mags89 SBG
Conez can haz Recon?!1?1 or…
In sticking with the Star Wars thing, “Halo Episode II: Attack of the Cones”
“This road is under construction. Please find an alternate route.”
3 vs 1 coneage right there!
Stupid spartan, Recon is for cones.
“cwned!!”
The ODST thought he was safe, boy could he have been anymore wrong.
“dude i told you this coneouflage whould work”
Spartans’ drinking parties end infinitely worse than anybody else’s.
“Tired of being flung through the air by exploding fusion cores, these pylons are fighting back.”
A freeze frame reveals jut how the cones killed him.
Um…guys, I think the cones are alive. *shots* yea, they’re alive.
We will Cpwn you into oblivion!!
The cones that mark the clean zone enforce the “Keep It Clean!” rule.
“Please tell me I’m dreaming……”
or
“Bungie’s latest project, parallel to “Keep It Clean”, is based on the ever popular Cone Wars Saga”
I’m going with attack of the cones.
“I told you, the red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone. “
“Man, they’re damn accurate for not having any hands.”
“We will kill one every day until you give us back all the roads.”
“Begun, this cone war has.”
“Your right, this was much easier!!”
“it’s ok Billy, he won’t be bothering us anymore.” or ”where’s my money man?!”
Everyone thought that “cownd” video was so darn funny…that was our FRIEND you tossed around, buddy. You may have gotten yourself recon, but who’s laughing now??
After finally capturing the Spartan that always shot those fusion cores behind them, the cones plan their revenge and keep him as a prisoner of war.
in the Movie Trailer Voice-Over voice:
The cones, tired of being shot in an attempt to get recon, have decided it’s time them to shoot back.
—
Bungie’s TU2 includes a few hidden surprises for those who are try to get recon.
WE COME FROM FRANCE!!! [/coneheads]
tired of using the same old fusion coil technique these cones decided to use the spartan approach
Quick!! Take his parking change!
After a long day of Forge-ing and screenshotting, Mags89 SBG put his trusty weapons aside, laid down inside his circle of cones of silence, and took a much needed nap, resting with the knowledge that he finally had his shot at Internet fame.
“oh THOSE cones… No you don’t want to use THOSE cones.”
Traffic Pylons: they know where you live
Weapons had always made Ryan hot. This time he’d actually lost it in front of the new stock.
Seize fire! Everyone, hold positions! Shotty…go poke it.
The government isn’t kidding around when they say “street crime” is turning into a very ugly issue these days
“That’s Al Capwn to you.”
or
“Quick boys, while he’s sleeping.”
I will do your bidding Lord Cone.
or, we said merge mutha.
When asked who mugged him, Jimmy shied away in shame.
angel, can we have friday caption fun with your new pic from front page?
Getting all 79 Halo 3 Achievements unlocks the new Re-cone Armor Perm.
“No one told me they roam in packs!”
lol at salen
Once the cones knew that they could kill, their was no stopping them.
Yet another victim falls pray to the streetcone mafia…
Cone Force
Dangerous Alone, Deadly Together
After years of being treated like second-class citizens, forced to mark off playing fields and pools of vomit, the Cones had had enough. The revolt was underway.
Cone1: Is he sleeping?
Cone2: Are you using the SMG?
Cone3: Who is guarding the flag?
Cone1: Flag can guard himself.
Cone3: SMG dual is good.
Cone2: Whatever.
Cone1: Do… do we wake him?
Cone2: Shotty is preemo.
Cone3: You always chase people into the open.
Cone1: Wanna poke this guy with something?
Cone2: We could put his hand in some warm water.
Cone3: Or draw dinks on him!
Cone1: I wonder how many of us we can stack on his head…
“Cones…..a True Documentary into the life of Gangsta Cones.”
It’s 10 o’clock, do you know where your cones are?
The cones decided to get revenge after being USED to kill people.
Can Conez has Reconz?!
“At last Xur and the Conedan Armada exact revenge on Alex Rogan.”
New, from Acme! Agressive Roadblocks! Will stop any criminal!
“This zone is for UNLOADING! *pew*pew*”
ohhhh….so THAT’S what kills you when you go out of bounds…
didn’t know that.
You cannot haz reCONEz!
“The Pit has really gone to the cones…”
Well…we have the time of death, the murderer’s confession…now we just need the damn weapons that were used!
Now Showing in Theater Mode Everywhere:
“Attack of the Cones”
Take us to your leader. Where is this Darth Vador!!!
“Take me to your leader.”
cOWNd
Just announced! Pixar’s “Toy Story 3: When Good Toys go Bad.”
The clone mafia finally gets their gun shipment in.
err…cone mafia as it were
“It seemed that a player had found a new way to get killed by cones in an attempt to get Recon. Unfortunately for him, there was no respawning…EVER”
Bungie’s TU2 gone bad…..
Another innocent Spartan…..struck down by the Coneheads.
COWND
In Soviet Russia, you do not kill self with cone, CONES KILL YOU!
Finaly we got it on camera “The Guardians Revealed!” tells the story about the most elusive killer in Halo…
this is what happens when you don’t keep it clean
“You had it coming! All you do is blow up the fusion cores and send us flying all the time! We’re fucking sick of it! You made us do this!”
Jonny thought killing yourself with a road cone was bad enough, he was very, very wrong.
Jim Smith began to suspect that this day might not end well. Ever since he discovered the Cones’ plot to overthrow the Concrete Barriers, his job at the driving academy had become a nightmare.
“Promise us you’ll never release that Halo MMORPG, Ensemble!”
“Eh…ok..fine..we’ll scrap it….ow my spleen…”
To this day, no one could explain why the the winner of the FFA match was a cone.
Give my ‘cone‘dolences to the Reaper!
Fed up with being thrown around, the cones try a…less subtle tactic.
The TU2 from Bungie have moved the Ban Hammer to the road cones to hunt out those who cheat and hack.
“You just got Coned.”
-Doom
Step 2 of Bungie’s plan to take over the world: In progress…
“Those brownies WERE special!! Cones can’t dual wield.”
The unexpected rise of the 2553 rebellion of the cones took a hefty toll on both our soldiers and our traffic.
“You going to talk or does jimmy have to blow another cap into your knee?”
We are the knights who say… cwned! Cwned cwned cwned (ni?)!
“We require additional pylons.”
Guaranteed nobody will get that one at all. And I’m not going to explain it. >:)
LOL at Blenky119′s.
“Even John needs a nap every once in awhile!”
This gives a new definition to the term cownage.
“Try calling your lawyer now… meat bag!”
or
“I was drunk and I just wanted to touch her cones!?”
Al Cacone and his mobsters have taken care of a loose end.
3 cones and a mega asshanding (parody of 3x and a y movies)
in a last ditch attempt to get recon, some modders took the killer traffic cone a little to far by quite literally, becoming one.
“Oh God! Please don’t hurt me! I saw this in a video somewhere! I know what they’re capable of!”
The Guardians reveal themselves…
This hurts us more than it hurts you…
…but it might count as a suicide, we’re not really sure.
Dude, it has to be “Cwnage!”
Lemme explain somethin’ to ya, sonny boy. Nothin’ moves off these docks without it don’t get loaded by the union.
KEEP IT CONE!
Cone suicide
THE GUARDIANS MY ASS
They thought it was an accident when the cones killed. It was actually just the beggining.
“Get his wallet.”
Which gun shall I take? I’ll sleep on it.
Larry knew that this was a high stakes shell game, but he had no idea it would cost him his life.
People have been claming that “bs angel” is hacking Halo3. Bungie disclame these statements, stating “how?”
Cone Evolution. Stronger. Deadlier. Orange-er.
White team is not allowed, not even in forge. Forget the banhammer, prepare to be cwned.
“Dude… Tom’s going to freak when he wakes up…”
With the high focus on Zombies no one thought to come up with a Cone Plan.
“The truth? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH.”
“I see cone people.”
YOU! SHALL NOT! PASS!!!!
The policones are a new effort to stop N00bs
In the new update, Bungie made the scenery more dangerous than ever.
OR
You’ve been cone pwn’d!
“In Soviet Russia, cones do target practice with YOU!!!”
“When Cones Attack!”
“That’s what you get for shooting our brother.”
Dammit! Why do I always get the Pistol!
who left the cones out? And look at all these guns. Who is this guy sleeping on the floor? What happened last night?
When a simple “suicide” made the cones realize that they had the capacity to kill a player, it wasn’t long before… the UPRISING.
zone under DESTRUCTION!
When trying to get a cone headshot goes too far.
“We killed him because he was…… downloading music”
“See? I told you if you shoot the Fusion coil the Spartan will fly out.”
What the he-…. I didn’t commit suicide?!
Recon: You’re doing it wrong.
or
Cwnage: You’re doing it wrong.
“You sure this’s the guy that cone-d himself?
If he is, this’ll be the best prank ever when he wakes up…”
I can’t live without you baby. I am ending it all. I’ll just lay down here and it will all be over soon…. Wait….ah crap the remote firing sequence isn’t working…screw it I’ll just starve.
The Cones finally make their play for admission into the Covenant.
The Cone Mafia: You pwn us, we cpwn you.
Das right spartan, your in the cone’s hood now.
I told him that making a map in forge that says, “Bungie hates me” was a bad idea.
The cones agreed to stand guard while Peter searched for his missing contact lens.
“Hey, we killed it! But, how are we going to hide the body? O_o”
These captions are much better than they usually are. There’s some gold comedy in here.
“Coming soon to theaters:
Pure Cone-age: The Story of Three Loose-Cannon Cones on The Loose. Rated R for…cownage”
“ACCESS DENIED”
“There was a sign saying Slow Down For Construction, but Jake sped on through…”
“And such was the start of the Cone-bine invasion. The Seven Hour War had begun.”
“Dying-You’re Doing It Wrong”
“Don’t Cone Me, Bro!”
Cone1: Well it wouldn’t be considered rape if he’s dead right?
After Watching Shoot’em Up Our hero try’s to renact the movie, But he forgot one thing…. he was allergic to carrot’s!!!!!!!
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! YOU-WILL-BE-DEFEATED! (in Dalek voice)
And so the age of Cone-an had begun.
“Tired of having to rush up to kill people, the cones finally upgraded to using guns”
“The next Armor permutation has been revealed, and it is the cone! You will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies in this one piece one color armor set!”
bringing the defenition of “cwnage” to a new level…
You shall not pass!
After a few too many late payments, Frank experienced the full force of the Coneterelli family first hand.
Attack of the cone-venant!
In halo CE, there was the flood; in Halo 2 & 3, there were brutes… and now, in the latest installment of the Halo series: TRAFFIC CONES!
“Say one mo’ conehead joke and I’mma put a hole in the top of YO’ head!”
Cones Gone Wild!
When the armory was broken into, he made the wrong descicion of stepping on Shotty. Now, Shotty and his brothers get payback…
“What? Suicide? That’s bullshit!”
Good Idea: Placing cones near weapons so they stand out.
Bad Idea: Placing said weapons beyond a death wall.
“Since we lack testacles… what will we call this little number?”
or
“Who wants to teabag- I mean funnel him first.”
or
“Do… do we corpse-hump him now?”
The newest equipment to Halo 3: Cone Turrets!
From the writers of the ‘When Zombies Attack’ hand book: ‘Cone Attacks-Are You Safe?’
“The new covenant camouflage has proven highly effective.”
“Ralph, is that a magnum? How is anybody going to take us seriously when you can’t even find a real gun!”
“With the destruction of their fleet, the rebellion of the Sangheili, and the decimation of the Jiralhanae, the San ‘Shyuum had to turn to the most unlikely of allies…”
What had been a funny joke involving some fusion coils acted much like a gateway drug and the cones quickly esclated to some not so funny jokes
Police described the Spartan’s murder scene as being a cone-nundrum…
John was an inexperienced Halo 3 forger, and didn’t realize the danger of bad weapon placement, especially next to those suspicious looking cones…
they were always such quite little cones growing up…
“alright guys, now it’s the guardian’s turn.”
Only 20 more kills and the SMG will pass Classified as my top Tool of Destruction!
Here we go
“For those of you who are unaware, recon is not the coolest armor permutation anymore”
“Jou just got CONE’d”
“You don’t need to ironically splatter yourself with a trafic cone to be killed by one now”
“Forget new soldiers, these little buggers could easily be the best deffensive action. Look at them, sitting there, behind corners, waiting…”
“Of all the dangers in this galaxy, these are the most unlikely foe”
“Who needs to get pwn’d anymore, when you can get cwn’d instead?”
“Cones: the stealthier sentry turret”
“We should send these guys in as a distraction in CTF! I mean what could stick out more than a bright orange trafic cone dual weilding spartan lasers?!”
I hope you guys like em! =D
“Uhhhh…..
Should we teabag now? or later?”
[fuck, i meant *quiet* damn you spell check...]
When the Superintendent said “PROCEED WITH CAUTION!”, he wasn’t kidding!
“Was it Colonel Mustard on Higher Ground with the shotgun?”
” Active during the Cone Wars, Republic Cone Commandos were deadly alone and a force to behold with as a team, managing to bring down hostiles several times their size.”
Killed by the Guardians
“Cone-an the Bar-Barriers”
“No, you tea bag him….”
While gloating over their triple team of one lone Spartan they hear the bad news….
“Bomb armed….. Bomb planted”
“Dohhhhhhh”
“Killed by the….. Wait… How did that happen?”
(play off of flipped Elephant)