Friday Caption Fun, Round 19

halo 3 screenshot

Somehow an entire month has slipped by since we last did a Friday Caption Fun activity. How I’ve missed all of your witty and often hysterical commentary! What do you say we look at a new Halo 3 screenshot and just let our creative juices flow? First let’s recap the last picture we captioned and then we’ll have at it. It’s been a while so I’m quivering with the anticipation that it will be especially good. Can you feel it? I know I do. Off we go!

  • “I’m super, thanks for asking!” (Jim 028)
  • “That head shot was FABULOUS!” (A Shaky Shotgun)
  • “Bungie’s next game will explore the side story of John’s sister, Ulala, as she single handedly destroys a Covenant armada …with DANCE!” (petetheduck)
  • “Press RB to work that sexay thang.” (Halcylon)
  • “John posed in front of his camera for a while before finally coming to the conclusion that the confetti totally did NOT go well with his armor.” (MattDGiant)
  • “WHAT are those silly covenant up to now?” (Naepa34)


I think that picture just may be my most favorite Halo 3 screenshot ever. I can’t help but laugh every time I look at it. Forget Recon, I want that armor permutation! This next screenshot up for your captioning pleasure should make you giggle as well. I’m a bit of a Star Wars geek so I went with “Cones Strike Back” but what is your witty caption for it? Hit me with your best shot. And don’t worry, I can take it.

Author: Mags89 SBG
halo 3 screenshot

167 Responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Lan Mordreth on September 26, 2008 at 3:34 am

    Conez can haz Recon?!1?1 or…
    In sticking with the Star Wars thing, “Halo Episode II: Attack of the Cones”

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  2. Posted by Torrent on September 26, 2008 at 3:41 am

    “This road is under construction. Please find an alternate route.”

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  3. Posted by Deadlock on September 26, 2008 at 3:44 am

    3 vs 1 coneage right there!

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  4. Posted by soulofaqua on September 26, 2008 at 4:09 am

    Stupid spartan, Recon is for cones.

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  5. Posted by MrFibbi on September 26, 2008 at 4:18 am

    “cwned!!”

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  6. Posted by newguy2445 on September 26, 2008 at 4:35 am

    The ODST thought he was safe, boy could he have been anymore wrong.

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  7. Posted by Drag0n D214 on September 26, 2008 at 4:49 am

    “dude i told you this coneouflage whould work”

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  8. Posted by Yellow Six on September 26, 2008 at 4:53 am

    Spartans’ drinking parties end infinitely worse than anybody else’s.

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  9. “Tired of being flung through the air by exploding fusion cores, these pylons are fighting back.”

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  10. Posted by Naepa34 on September 26, 2008 at 5:37 am

    A freeze frame reveals jut how the cones killed him.

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  11. Posted by Crunchbite on September 26, 2008 at 5:37 am

    Um…guys, I think the cones are alive. *shots* yea, they’re alive.

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  12. Posted by StealthSpeed3 on September 26, 2008 at 5:56 am

    We will Cpwn you into oblivion!!

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  13. The cones that mark the clean zone enforce the “Keep It Clean!” rule.

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  14. Posted by The Last Hunter on September 26, 2008 at 6:20 am

    “Please tell me I’m dreaming……”

    or

    “Bungie’s latest project, parallel to “Keep It Clean”, is based on the ever popular Cone Wars Saga”

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  15. Posted by king 0f muffins on September 26, 2008 at 6:22 am

    I’m going with attack of the cones.

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  16. Posted by Motarius1 on September 26, 2008 at 6:22 am

    “I told you, the red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone. “

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  17. Posted by Randomspartan on September 26, 2008 at 6:24 am

    “Man, they’re damn accurate for not having any hands.”

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  18. Posted by General Vagueness on September 26, 2008 at 6:33 am

    “We will kill one every day until you give us back all the roads.”

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  19. Posted by The Spartan Jedi on September 26, 2008 at 6:38 am

    “Begun, this cone war has.”

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  20. Posted by Chris101b on September 26, 2008 at 6:39 am

    “Your right, this was much easier!!”

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  21. Posted by disco on September 26, 2008 at 6:40 am

    “it’s ok Billy, he won’t be bothering us anymore.” or ”where’s my money man?!”

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  22. Everyone thought that “cownd” video was so darn funny…that was our FRIEND you tossed around, buddy. You may have gotten yourself recon, but who’s laughing now??

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  23. Posted by Morpheus on September 26, 2008 at 6:44 am

    After finally capturing the Spartan that always shot those fusion cores behind them, the cones plan their revenge and keep him as a prisoner of war.

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  24. Posted by A Shaky Shotgun on September 26, 2008 at 6:44 am

    in the Movie Trailer Voice-Over voice:
    The cones, tired of being shot in an attempt to get recon, have decided it’s time them to shoot back.

    Bungie’s TU2 includes a few hidden surprises for those who are try to get recon.

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  25. Posted by schedonnardus on September 26, 2008 at 6:46 am

    WE COME FROM FRANCE!!! [/coneheads]

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  26. Posted by narff117 on September 26, 2008 at 7:01 am

    tired of using the same old fusion coil technique these cones decided to use the spartan approach

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  27. Quick!! Take his parking change!

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  28. Posted by Mercutio2000 on September 26, 2008 at 7:16 am

    After a long day of Forge-ing and screenshotting, Mags89 SBG put his trusty weapons aside, laid down inside his circle of cones of silence, and took a much needed nap, resting with the knowledge that he finally had his shot at Internet fame.

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  29. Posted by disco on September 26, 2008 at 7:26 am

    “oh THOSE cones… No you don’t want to use THOSE cones.”

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  30. Traffic Pylons: they know where you live

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  31. Weapons had always made Ryan hot. This time he’d actually lost it in front of the new stock.

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  32. Posted by Rivers on September 26, 2008 at 7:36 am

    Seize fire! Everyone, hold positions! Shotty…go poke it.

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  33. The government isn’t kidding around when they say “street crime” is turning into a very ugly issue these days

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  34. “That’s Al Capwn to you.”
    or
    “Quick boys, while he’s sleeping.”

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  35. Posted by xgamertagtakenx on September 26, 2008 at 7:44 am

    I will do your bidding Lord Cone.

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  36. Posted by xgamertagtakenx on September 26, 2008 at 7:45 am

    or, we said merge mutha.

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  37. Posted by Dusty Boy T on September 26, 2008 at 7:49 am

    When asked who mugged him, Jimmy shied away in shame.

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  38. Posted by disco on September 26, 2008 at 7:50 am

    angel, can we have friday caption fun with your new pic from front page?

    Reply

  39. Posted by Salen on September 26, 2008 at 8:05 am

    Getting all 79 Halo 3 Achievements unlocks the new Re-cone Armor Perm.

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  40. Posted by Conscars on September 26, 2008 at 8:06 am

    “No one told me they roam in packs!”

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  41. Posted by disco on September 26, 2008 at 8:09 am

    lol at salen

    Reply

  42. Posted by troika1138 on September 26, 2008 at 8:10 am

    Once the cones knew that they could kill, their was no stopping them.

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  43. Posted by Celsius070 on September 26, 2008 at 8:13 am

    Yet another victim falls pray to the streetcone mafia…

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  44. Posted by Mikeio2002 on September 26, 2008 at 8:19 am

    Cone Force
    Dangerous Alone, Deadly Together

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  45. After years of being treated like second-class citizens, forced to mark off playing fields and pools of vomit, the Cones had had enough. The revolt was underway.

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  46. Posted by greenboom on September 26, 2008 at 8:27 am

    Cone1: Is he sleeping?
    Cone2: Are you using the SMG?
    Cone3: Who is guarding the flag?
    Cone1: Flag can guard himself.
    Cone3: SMG dual is good.
    Cone2: Whatever.
    Cone1: Do… do we wake him?
    Cone2: Shotty is preemo.
    Cone3: You always chase people into the open.
    Cone1: Wanna poke this guy with something?
    Cone2: We could put his hand in some warm water.
    Cone3: Or draw dinks on him!
    Cone1: I wonder how many of us we can stack on his head…

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  47. Posted by MusicMan888 on September 26, 2008 at 8:29 am

    “Cones…..a True Documentary into the life of Gangsta Cones.”

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  48. It’s 10 o’clock, do you know where your cones are?

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  49. Posted by XxSoundwave09xX on September 26, 2008 at 8:32 am

    The cones decided to get revenge after being USED to kill people.

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  50. Posted by Dan the Stick on September 26, 2008 at 8:42 am

    Can Conez has Reconz?!

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  51. “At last Xur and the Conedan Armada exact revenge on Alex Rogan.”

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  52. Posted by Mojo on September 26, 2008 at 9:06 am

    New, from Acme! Agressive Roadblocks! Will stop any criminal!

    Reply

  53. Posted by gigglepie on September 26, 2008 at 9:07 am

    “This zone is for UNLOADING! *pew*pew*”

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  54. Posted by johyongil on September 26, 2008 at 9:08 am

    ohhhh….so THAT’S what kills you when you go out of bounds…

    didn’t know that.

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  55. You cannot haz reCONEz!

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  56. Posted by SovietSunday on September 26, 2008 at 9:11 am

    “The Pit has really gone to the cones…”

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  57. Posted by Keiran on September 26, 2008 at 9:16 am

    Well…we have the time of death, the murderer’s confession…now we just need the damn weapons that were used!

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  58. Posted by xp194 on September 26, 2008 at 9:17 am

    Now Showing in Theater Mode Everywhere:
    “Attack of the Cones”

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  59. Posted by Ribb Eater on September 26, 2008 at 9:19 am

    Take us to your leader. Where is this Darth Vador!!!

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  60. Posted by Surrender on September 26, 2008 at 9:22 am

    “Take me to your leader.”

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  61. Posted by KalyPs0 on September 26, 2008 at 9:28 am

    cOWNd

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  62. Posted by svgwrestler on September 26, 2008 at 9:28 am

    Just announced! Pixar’s “Toy Story 3: When Good Toys go Bad.”

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  63. The clone mafia finally gets their gun shipment in.

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  64. err…cone mafia as it were

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  65. Posted by Xenokyro on September 26, 2008 at 9:36 am

    “It seemed that a player had found a new way to get killed by cones in an attempt to get Recon. Unfortunately for him, there was no respawning…EVER”

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  66. Bungie’s TU2 gone bad…..

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  67. Posted by Matoro3311 on September 26, 2008 at 9:49 am

    Another innocent Spartan…..struck down by the Coneheads.

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  68. Posted by T-Eazy on September 26, 2008 at 10:04 am

    COWND

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  69. Posted by Blenky119 on September 26, 2008 at 10:08 am

    In Soviet Russia, you do not kill self with cone, CONES KILL YOU!

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  70. Posted by Smokaman on September 26, 2008 at 10:14 am

    Finaly we got it on camera “The Guardians Revealed!” tells the story about the most elusive killer in Halo…

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  71. Posted by Das Kalk on September 26, 2008 at 10:18 am

    this is what happens when you don’t keep it clean

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  72. Posted by halcylon on September 26, 2008 at 10:18 am

    “You had it coming! All you do is blow up the fusion cores and send us flying all the time! We’re fucking sick of it! You made us do this!”

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  73. Posted by Fires7orm on September 26, 2008 at 10:23 am

    Jonny thought killing yourself with a road cone was bad enough, he was very, very wrong.

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  74. Posted by Chickenlittle on September 26, 2008 at 10:24 am

    Jim Smith began to suspect that this day might not end well. Ever since he discovered the Cones’ plot to overthrow the Concrete Barriers, his job at the driving academy had become a nightmare.

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  75. “Promise us you’ll never release that Halo MMORPG, Ensemble!”

    “Eh…ok..fine..we’ll scrap it….ow my spleen…”

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  76. Posted by Fires7orm on September 26, 2008 at 10:26 am

    To this day, no one could explain why the the winner of the FFA match was a cone.

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  77. Posted by Naterator on September 26, 2008 at 10:31 am

    Give my ‘cone‘dolences to the Reaper!

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  78. Fed up with being thrown around, the cones try a…less subtle tactic.

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  79. Posted by Fires7orm on September 26, 2008 at 10:31 am

    The TU2 from Bungie have moved the Ban Hammer to the road cones to hunt out those who cheat and hack.

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  80. “You just got Coned.”

    -Doom

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  81. Step 2 of Bungie’s plan to take over the world: In progress…

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  82. “Those brownies WERE special!! Cones can’t dual wield.”

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  83. The unexpected rise of the 2553 rebellion of the cones took a hefty toll on both our soldiers and our traffic.

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  84. Posted by Fushiko on September 26, 2008 at 11:13 am

    “You going to talk or does jimmy have to blow another cap into your knee?”

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  85. Posted by SonofMacPhisto on September 26, 2008 at 11:45 am

    We are the knights who say… cwned! Cwned cwned cwned (ni?)!

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  86. “We require additional pylons.”

    Guaranteed nobody will get that one at all. And I’m not going to explain it. >:)

    LOL at Blenky119’s.

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  87. Posted by Dustin on September 26, 2008 at 11:45 am

    “Even John needs a nap every once in awhile!”

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  88. Posted by TrAvIs 6t6 on September 26, 2008 at 11:54 am

    This gives a new definition to the term cownage.

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  89. Posted by John Reiger aka SirWilliamRegis on September 26, 2008 at 12:09 pm

    “Try calling your lawyer now… meat bag!”
    or
    “I was drunk and I just wanted to touch her cones!?”

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  90. Posted by SIR COFFEE on September 26, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    Al Cacone and his mobsters have taken care of a loose end.

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  91. Posted by HarbiDarbi on September 26, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    3 cones and a mega asshanding (parody of 3x and a y movies)

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  92. Posted by tommyp2010 on September 26, 2008 at 12:26 pm

    in a last ditch attempt to get recon, some modders took the killer traffic cone a little to far by quite literally, becoming one.

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  93. Posted by Psycho78 on September 26, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    “Oh God! Please don’t hurt me! I saw this in a video somewhere! I know what they’re capable of!”

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  94. Posted by Quaig on September 26, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    The Guardians reveal themselves…

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  95. Posted by Zep 077 on September 26, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    This hurts us more than it hurts you…

    …but it might count as a suicide, we’re not really sure.

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  96. Posted by d4ng3r0u5 on September 26, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    Dude, it has to be “Cwnage!”

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  97. Posted by AlkalineProdigy on September 26, 2008 at 1:01 pm

    Lemme explain somethin’ to ya, sonny boy. Nothin’ moves off these docks without it don’t get loaded by the union.

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  98. Posted by Digipatd on September 26, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    KEEP IT CONE!

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  99. Posted by SPARTAN G110 on September 26, 2008 at 1:15 pm

    Cone suicide

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  100. Posted by SPARTAN G110 on September 26, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    THE GUARDIANS MY ASS

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  101. Posted by Minty Fresh on September 26, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    They thought it was an accident when the cones killed. It was actually just the beggining.

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  102. Posted by Atomsk95 on September 26, 2008 at 1:44 pm

    “Get his wallet.”

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  103. Posted by vipezero on September 26, 2008 at 1:55 pm

    Which gun shall I take? I’ll sleep on it.

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  104. Posted by Nieko on September 26, 2008 at 2:00 pm

    Larry knew that this was a high stakes shell game, but he had no idea it would cost him his life.

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  105. Posted by Fires7orm on September 26, 2008 at 2:00 pm

    People have been claming that “bs angel” is hacking Halo3. Bungie disclame these statements, stating “how?”

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  106. Cone Evolution. Stronger. Deadlier. Orange-er.

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  107. Posted by Gunlat3M on September 26, 2008 at 2:20 pm

    White team is not allowed, not even in forge. Forget the banhammer, prepare to be cwned.

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  108. Posted by Dustbunny27 on September 26, 2008 at 2:20 pm

    “Dude… Tom’s going to freak when he wakes up…”

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  109. Posted by tobias grey on September 26, 2008 at 2:26 pm

    With the high focus on Zombies no one thought to come up with a Cone Plan.

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  110. “The truth? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH.”

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  111. “I see cone people.”

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  112. Posted by Ticonderoga117 on September 26, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    YOU! SHALL NOT! PASS!!!!

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  113. The policones are a new effort to stop N00bs

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  114. Posted by hk37 on September 26, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    In the new update, Bungie made the scenery more dangerous than ever.
    OR
    You’ve been cone pwn’d!

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  115. Posted by Xenokyro on September 26, 2008 at 3:01 pm

    “In Soviet Russia, cones do target practice with YOU!!!”

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  116. Posted by Mizzy on September 26, 2008 at 3:08 pm

    “When Cones Attack!”

    “That’s what you get for shooting our brother.”

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  117. Posted by Shaggy on September 26, 2008 at 3:09 pm

    Dammit! Why do I always get the Pistol!

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  118. Posted by ME7A7R0N on September 26, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    who left the cones out? And look at all these guns. Who is this guy sleeping on the floor? What happened last night?

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  119. Posted by o LiGHTNiNG o on September 26, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    When a simple “suicide” made the cones realize that they had the capacity to kill a player, it wasn’t long before… the UPRISING.

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  120. Posted by frogger on September 26, 2008 at 3:37 pm

    zone under DESTRUCTION!

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  121. When trying to get a cone headshot goes too far.

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  122. “We killed him because he was…… downloading music”

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  123. “See? I told you if you shoot the Fusion coil the Spartan will fly out.”

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  124. Posted by RIFT on September 26, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    What the he-…. I didn’t commit suicide?!

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  125. Posted by NiTrOuS 343 on September 26, 2008 at 4:42 pm

    Recon: You’re doing it wrong.
    or
    Cwnage: You’re doing it wrong.

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  126. Posted by Freshmeat on September 26, 2008 at 4:48 pm

    “You sure this’s the guy that cone-d himself?
    If he is, this’ll be the best prank ever when he wakes up…”

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  127. Posted by Calves on September 26, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    I can’t live without you baby. I am ending it all. I’ll just lay down here and it will all be over soon…. Wait….ah crap the remote firing sequence isn’t working…screw it I’ll just starve.

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  128. The Cones finally make their play for admission into the Covenant.

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  129. Posted by AT-AT on September 26, 2008 at 6:24 pm

    The Cone Mafia: You pwn us, we cpwn you.

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  130. Posted by Spade on September 26, 2008 at 7:46 pm

    Das right spartan, your in the cone’s hood now.

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  131. Posted by Spade on September 26, 2008 at 7:54 pm

    I told him that making a map in forge that says, “Bungie hates me” was a bad idea.

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  132. Posted by Mopy09 on September 26, 2008 at 8:05 pm

    The cones agreed to stand guard while Peter searched for his missing contact lens.

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  133. Posted by Havoc 101 on September 26, 2008 at 9:21 pm

    “Hey, we killed it! But, how are we going to hide the body? O_o”

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  134. Posted by hedfones on September 26, 2008 at 11:02 pm

    These captions are much better than they usually are. There’s some gold comedy in here.

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  135. Posted by Whaappened? on September 26, 2008 at 11:50 pm

    “Coming soon to theaters:
    Pure Cone-age: The Story of Three Loose-Cannon Cones on The Loose. Rated R for…cownage”

    “ACCESS DENIED”

    “There was a sign saying Slow Down For Construction, but Jake sped on through…”

    “And such was the start of the Cone-bine invasion. The Seven Hour War had begun.”

    “Dying-You’re Doing It Wrong”

    “Don’t Cone Me, Bro!”

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  136. Posted by Mags89 SBG on September 27, 2008 at 1:01 am

    Cone1: Well it wouldn’t be considered rape if he’s dead right?

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  137. After Watching Shoot’em Up Our hero try’s to renact the movie, But he forgot one thing…. he was allergic to carrot’s!!!!!!!

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  138. EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! YOU-WILL-BE-DEFEATED! (in Dalek voice)

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  139. Posted by Whaappened? on September 27, 2008 at 7:28 am

    And so the age of Cone-an had begun.

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  140. Posted by Discopete on September 27, 2008 at 8:49 am

    “Tired of having to rush up to kill people, the cones finally upgraded to using guns”

    “The next Armor permutation has been revealed, and it is the cone! You will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies in this one piece one color armor set!”

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  141. Posted by Dakota the Wolf on September 27, 2008 at 9:58 am

    bringing the defenition of “cwnage” to a new level…

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  142. You shall not pass!

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  143. Posted by Disco Vader on September 27, 2008 at 3:35 pm

    After a few too many late payments, Frank experienced the full force of the Coneterelli family first hand.

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  144. Attack of the cone-venant!

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  145. Posted by Caelan96 on September 27, 2008 at 4:36 pm

    In halo CE, there was the flood; in Halo 2 & 3, there were brutes… and now, in the latest installment of the Halo series: TRAFFIC CONES!

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  146. Posted by ginguhbreadman on September 27, 2008 at 4:52 pm

    “Say one mo’ conehead joke and I’mma put a hole in the top of YO’ head!”

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  147. Posted by Desert Rat on September 27, 2008 at 5:40 pm

    Cones Gone Wild!

    When the armory was broken into, he made the wrong descicion of stepping on Shotty. Now, Shotty and his brothers get payback…

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  148. Posted by MathewKinetix on September 27, 2008 at 7:20 pm

    “What? Suicide? That’s bullshit!”

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  149. Posted by RIFT on September 27, 2008 at 11:54 pm

    Good Idea: Placing cones near weapons so they stand out.
    Bad Idea: Placing said weapons beyond a death wall.

    “Since we lack testacles… what will we call this little number?”
    or
    “Who wants to teabag- I mean funnel him first.”
    or
    “Do… do we corpse-hump him now?”

    The newest equipment to Halo 3: Cone Turrets!

    From the writers of the ‘When Zombies Attack’ hand book: ‘Cone Attacks-Are You Safe?’

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  150. Posted by T Robert T on September 28, 2008 at 12:34 am

    “The new covenant camouflage has proven highly effective.”

    “Ralph, is that a magnum? How is anybody going to take us seriously when you can’t even find a real gun!”

    “With the destruction of their fleet, the rebellion of the Sangheili, and the decimation of the Jiralhanae, the San ‘Shyuum had to turn to the most unlikely of allies…”

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  151. What had been a funny joke involving some fusion coils acted much like a gateway drug and the cones quickly esclated to some not so funny jokes

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  152. Police described the Spartan’s murder scene as being a cone-nundrum…

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  153. Posted by MattDGiant on September 28, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    John was an inexperienced Halo 3 forger, and didn’t realize the danger of bad weapon placement, especially next to those suspicious looking cones…

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  154. they were always such quite little cones growing up…

    “alright guys, now it’s the guardian’s turn.”

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  155. Only 20 more kills and the SMG will pass Classified as my top Tool of Destruction!

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  156. Posted by Atreyu606 on September 28, 2008 at 8:51 pm

    Here we go

    “For those of you who are unaware, recon is not the coolest armor permutation anymore”

    “Jou just got CONE’d”

    “You don’t need to ironically splatter yourself with a trafic cone to be killed by one now”

    “Forget new soldiers, these little buggers could easily be the best deffensive action. Look at them, sitting there, behind corners, waiting…”

    “Of all the dangers in this galaxy, these are the most unlikely foe”

    “Who needs to get pwn’d anymore, when you can get cwn’d instead?”

    “Cones: the stealthier sentry turret”

    “We should send these guys in as a distraction in CTF! I mean what could stick out more than a bright orange trafic cone dual weilding spartan lasers?!”

    I hope you guys like em! =D

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  157. Posted by Bogi on September 28, 2008 at 9:16 pm

    “Uhhhh…..
    Should we teabag now? or later?”

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  158. [fuck, i meant *quiet* damn you spell check...]

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  159. Posted by Hoovaloov on September 28, 2008 at 10:45 pm

    When the Superintendent said “PROCEED WITH CAUTION!”, he wasn’t kidding!

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  160. Posted by Niph on September 29, 2008 at 3:16 am

    “Was it Colonel Mustard on Higher Ground with the shotgun?”

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  161. Posted by Whaappened? on September 30, 2008 at 9:01 pm

    ” Active during the Cone Wars, Republic Cone Commandos were deadly alone and a force to behold with as a team, managing to bring down hostiles several times their size.”

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  162. Posted by iGU SWAT on September 30, 2008 at 11:07 pm

    Killed by the Guardians

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  163. Posted by xgamertagtakenx on October 2, 2008 at 1:11 pm

    “Cone-an the Bar-Barriers”

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  164. Posted by xgamertagtakenx on October 2, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    “No, you tea bag him….”

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  165. Posted by xgamertagtakenx on October 2, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    While gloating over their triple team of one lone Spartan they hear the bad news….
    “Bomb armed….. Bomb planted”

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  166. Posted by xgamertagtakenx on October 2, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    “Dohhhhhhh”

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  167. Posted by xgamertagtakenx on October 2, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    “Killed by the….. Wait… How did that happen?”
    (play off of flipped Elephant)

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