Gaming is Thy Holy Pastime

Back in late July Ctrl+Alt+Del had a rather nostalgic comic in the form of a pinup titled “The Commandments of Gaming“. While it was initially sans text, Split Reason now has a poster available of that hallowed image with detailed commandments written out. Ranging from humorous (Thou shalt teabag only in the wake of unquestionable ownage) to wishful (Thou shalt not kill steal) to never gonna happen (Thou shalt not be fanboyish in the name of gaming), there are twelve commandments that every hardcore gamer should at least attempt to follow. Costing $9.95 for an 18 inch x 24 inch poster printed on 24 lbs glossy paper, it may not be worth a purchase but it’s at least worth a gander. Now go forth and learn, my young Padawans. The gaming world anxiously awaits your enlightenment.

commandments of gaming poster

12 Responses to Gaming is Thy Holy Pastime

  1. woot, first! just broke my first time cherry :-D

  2. mendicantbias00 says:

    Hmm… I don’t see “Thou shalt not betrayeth thy team mate”.

    Guess that means its fair game!

  3. BBJynne says:

    I fail so much at 3 :(

  4. Mondo Titan says:

    @ BBJynne : game developers fail at 3..

    Good find Angel! reminds me of a “Lessons from Video Games” poster i have. :]

  5. -S- says:

    Rules were meant to be broken…especially 9 and 11

  6. PikminGod says:

    thou shalt not bitch that the other team is hacking whenst you get own’t

    o and number 6? bullshanigans!

  7. XboxBlast says:

    All rules were meant to be broken :)

  8. SonofMacPhisto says:

    Reminds me of Spirits of Fire guidelines… (edited and expanded for your pleasure)

    1) You are not your rank in Halo.

    2) You are NOT your rank in Halo.

    3) When someone lags out, quits, or goes AFK, the match is over.

    4) Only two teams to a match – one red, one blue.

    5) One match at a time.

    6) Match without modding or hacking.

    7) Match goes on as long as it has to.

    8) If it’s your first night at Spirits of Fire, you have to fight.

    4)

  9. SonofMacPhisto says:

    LOL, I tried to do an eight followed by ) and it did the cool guy. How deliciously ironic.

  10. Amen.

  11. CrazyKinux says:

    No. IV – “Honor thy PC and thy console” oh I certainly will!!

    Great find Angel!

  12. Cayote says:

    I would so buy this. LOL.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

Gravatar
WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 116 other followers