For the Small Chested Only
September 16, 2008 13 Comments
If you love Gears of War as much as I do, you will have absolutely no interest in participating in the latest Spike TV and Xbox 360 venture called Gears of War 2: First Delta Squad. If you happen to enjoy playing as a character whose biceps are larger than the width of a normal human’s body, you just may want to check out this opportunity. In a televised contest that will make gamers face real-world challenges (maybe they will have them walk the entire length of a darkened street with no spotlight, gasp!), participants will be competing for the chance to be the first to play Gears of War 2. Interested parties have until 5 p.m. PDT on Friday, September 19, 2008 to download and fill out a casting questionnaire, draft 150 words about why they should be the first to play Gears of War 2, and send both of those things along with a photo to SpikeCasting@Spike.com. Don’t think showing cleavage will get you a leg up either; we all know how Cliffy B. feels about ginormous tits.
Hmm…while I do plan on getting GoW2…I don’t care to play it early. Now Halo Wars……
Doesn’t that guy not wanna be called Cliffy B anymore? Something about wanting to sound more professional…or adult…or less lame…
:P
…or less like a rapper. Which he is clearly not.
‘Can’t touch this… na na na na na!’
Oh, bs angel, I read your article regarding CliffyB-wiliker’s comments about female breasts, and as long as they are not as big as the shoulders on the GoW soldiers we *should* be ok.
(Seriously, that would just look ridiculous. Unless they had chainsaws installed too – then THAT would be awesome. Wait, I’m going crazy again… nevermind!)
Cliffy B. is like Puff Daddy. The nickname will always be relevant. :)
Cliffy B. is like Puff Daddy. The nickname will always be relevant.
THANK YOU!!! I AM NOT ALONE!!!
I’m actually lookin forward to GoW2…
:mrgreen:
…and I’m looking foward to cleavage, why wouldn’t Cliffy?
Angel did you enter this, because It would be awesome to see you doing MXC stlye events to win a chance to play GOW2!!.
Haha your articles are the best. Ill be playing H3 when you guys are playing gow2.
but isnt that what war is all about? you’re sitting there blowing aliens’ heads off and the solider next to you has cleavage that you and the rest of your fire-team could drown in! true awesomeness if you ask me ;-) ah sarcasm, gotta love it…
If it requires me to put my controller down, get my ass off the couch, and there is a possibility that my hair will get messed up, you can forget it. ;)
Cliff… Cliff Blizinski… Blitzkreig…. Battle Creek… you can have a lot of fun just saying it over and over for no reason at all…
If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a million times, if there’s no ginormous tits you can count me out.
GoW2 should be as excellent as GoW was. It was the big release for the 360.