His Crotch, My Face

master chief codpiece cross-stitch

When I recently discovered a strikingly simplistic yet beautiful video game-themed piece of cross-stitch, I jokingly made the comment that if someone designed a pattern that said, “My face is where Master Chief’s codpiece belongs”, I would learn how to do the whole X-shaped stitches to form a picture thing. Well guess what? A fellow crotch-obsessed Halo fan by the name of Lauren called my bluff and came up with a design that even includes a teeny tiny pixelated Master Chief. I am a woman of my word so soon I will be heading to my local craft store to pick up a needle, several colors of thread, and whatever that white thing is that you sew on. Those better come already numbered because I’ll be damned if I am going to count every single fucking square. I have little to no patience so this should be almost as much fun as repeatedly poking my eye out, which hopefully won’t happen over the course of the project. More it happens.

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14 Responses to His Crotch, My Face

  1. darkr790 says:

    Something to look brilliant on the wall

  2. Heh… Never underestimate a Halo Fan! Keep us updated on your progress. :)

  3. Ragingterror says:

    Leave it to Lauren to find something crazy to blow a couple hours on.

    It’s a clever design, for sure.

  4. Nice Job Lauren :)

    got an idea’s yet for yours yet bs? (hello kitty armor?)

  5. aw crap, sorry about the broken english

  6. soulofaqua says:

    *cardiac arrest from laughing*

  7. Mondo Titan says:

    Good Luck with the Cross-stitching Angel :] ..You’re gonna have to show off your results when it’s all done!

  8. Master Pickles says:

    Heh, I think I might join you there. This would make a funny addition to my ‘monument’ I have on my wall. XD
    I’ve been needing something to cover that last blank spot anyways.

  9. ShadowRaven says:

    Can I haz codpiece? :)

    From:
    ShadowRaven

  10. Nick says:

    Haha, awesome

  11. DeepCee says:

    I predict a lot of blood,sweat an tears to go into this….literally

  12. StealthSpeed3 says:

    time to stock up on those Halo/Master Chief band-aids…. ;)

  13. I look forward to the finished product!

  14. Psychosangheili says:

    OMG THE HALO:RESOLUTION PIXELCHIEF, i used to love halo:resolution, too bad they stopped making it ):

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