If you are fond of female Spartans that have absolutely no protection in the more vital parts of the body, this custom polymer clay figure will be right up your alley. Standing eight inches tall, there is a distinct lack of armor on this statue, not only on her torso but more noticeably on her backside and cleavage. While I personally prefer a little more protection from the impending onslaught of bullets, she is probably more distracted by the fact that a MJOLNIR thong cannot be comfortable to wear. And here I was thinking wedgies were bad.
Bid here : spectrstudio’s eBay Store
Starting bid : US $299.99
Auction ends : Sep-05-08 17:20:05 PDT
This custom figure was made by artist David Johnson who also has a few other female Spartan statues in his portfolio. Unfortunately he seems to be moving in the direction of sex appeal instead of quality as this one looks much less impressive than his previous offerings. Overlooking the obvious impracticality of the armor permutation, do you like this statue and find it to be a worthy collector’s piece? Right now, I just want that helmet back on. Two more pictures after the jump, one of them being possibly NSFW depending on your company’s policy on the appropriateness of action figure ass.
UPDATE : This item ended with no bids.
Posted by little guy on September 1, 2008 at 3:39 pm
this looks like a good starter model for a new realdoll.
Posted by little guy on September 1, 2008 at 3:39 pm
i want a cortana realdoll too!
Posted by PikminGod on September 1, 2008 at 4:43 pm
there were female spartans and they dressed like everyone else…this is definatly not true to story line and i’m disgusted
Posted by Socket29 on September 1, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Nah, the more armor, the better.
Posted by BSG Daffy on September 1, 2008 at 6:55 pm
In the words of someone much dumber than I,
“That’s hot.”
Posted by TTL Tortacular on September 1, 2008 at 7:26 pm
It’s all good until she takes one in the ass.
Posted by Jim 028 on September 2, 2008 at 3:10 am
That armour looks like she is going to need a proctologist to get out of it. :/
Posted by davyboy94 on September 2, 2008 at 3:18 am
her armours in lockdown must hurt :S
Posted by halcylon on September 2, 2008 at 8:25 am
Where are her genetic enhancements placed? :) God I can’t believe I sunk to that level. :(
Posted by bs angel on September 2, 2008 at 10:28 am
You mean it gets even better when she … oh never mind. ;)
Posted by bobdowling on September 2, 2008 at 10:35 am
disgraceful, should be in full armor. i hate whoever makes these.
Posted by mendicantbias00 on September 2, 2008 at 11:09 am
@bobdowling
This is the Mjolnir Mark VIII – designed for “Climate Change”.
;)
Posted by Deadguy on September 2, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Actually that spartan looks quite comfortable. soft, yet toned and firm.
The armor? i dunno’.. she has armor on?
Posted by JBeav on September 2, 2008 at 1:55 pm
@BS Angel
“You mean it gets even better when she … oh never mind. ;)”
Best comment ever.
Posted by Queen 0f Blades on September 2, 2008 at 7:47 pm
Meh… It’s not badly made or anything, but that sort of destroys the idea of a Spartan to me.
I hope she chafes. >:)
Posted by A Ghostly NINJA on September 2, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Ummm, wow. I never would have thought that a spartan would have such an amazing ass. But then, I never would have thought an 8″ doll could stir my loins, either! I feel so dirty…
Posted by BSG Daffy on October 27, 2008 at 9:47 pm
I must admit, I’ve looked at a lot of asses on dolls, and that is probably one of the best.
Posted by ODST on September 12, 2009 at 9:15 pm
SEXY I WANT IT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO