Are you really hawt?
No, but I am McBloggy. Seriously, I fucking post on this damn site twice a day. Isn’t that enough for you?
Will I be able to spot you in the crowd easily?
Probably not. I am relatively small in stature so I will not stand out in a large group of people. If you happen to step on something squishy, you may want to check to see if it’s me. And if it is, know ahead of time that as soon as I am unsquished, I will kill you.
So exactly how tall are you shorty?
If I round up, I’m 5′1″. And I prefer petite, thank you very much. Call me short and I will smile sweetly then kick you in the balls. I’m the perfect height to do that, think about it.
Do you look like your picture on the sidebar?
Not so much. That was taken about six months ago so my hair is longer and a bit more curly. Plus, I’m a hardened bitch from all this blogging so I don’t smile anymore either.
If I see you and you look like you are in a hurry, can I still say hi?
Absolutely. But if I didn’t like look I was in a hurry beforehand but once you start talking all of the sudden I do, just let me go. And you may want to do a pit check or something once I leave.
Did people really send you questions?
The number of questions I have received thus far may or may not equal zero.
That’s just weird. Are you as mean in person as you are on your blog?
Was that a joke? Of course not. I’m meaner.
I’m really scared now. Can I just avoid you at all costs?
And my job here is done. See you at PAX. Or not.
In all seriousness, while I’m a little shy in person, I do enjoy meeting new people so please introduce yourself if you happen to catch me racing by. You’ll find me attending the panels, stalking the Bungie booth, and playing lots of Rock Band 2 (among other things of course). If you aren’t attending, I do plan on posting short articles throughout the days so check back frequently for some fun little tidbits. I’ll see you there, or I’ll see you here!
Posted by mendicantbias00 on August 28, 2008 at 3:25 am
Have fun, and if you have to kick anyone in the naughty under-bits, make sure to take their swag as well….then kick em again!
=)
Posted by soulofaqua on August 28, 2008 at 4:33 am
And after kciking for the second time make a picture, laugh like Bizon and show the pwetty pictures to those most dear to you…. us!
Posted by davyboy94 on August 28, 2008 at 4:52 am
wish ic ould go :( i want a bugnie shirt or some halo stuff
Posted by Sigafoos on August 28, 2008 at 4:54 am
Damn, now I really wish I could go, just to drink in the sweet, sweet irony of you looking forward to playing Rock Band.
Posted by snorkle256 on August 28, 2008 at 6:03 am
Ha Ha I will see if I can hunt you down between all my apointments with Devs at their booths. I too plan on stalking Bungie a little bit, after all they are giving out recon armor to those who can beat them in a game. How can I resist the temptation? Also, if you are interested, a few members from Unscripted 360 are meeting up on Saturday night at the gameworks for what I assume will be a food fight of epic proportions or something like that. Ta Ta for now, Lovely US Airways changed my flights from this evening to this afternoon and gave me a nice 5 1/2 hour layover in Vegas between plance, so expect more comments from a bored snorkle256 today.
Posted by Valentine on August 28, 2008 at 9:14 am
LOL the answer to the second question was HILARIOUS! Won’t be able to attend PAX this year but a few of us in GameBetties.com are planning to attend next year :) Have fun angel!
PS. Play fall out 3 for me please :)
Posted by Bryan Ojeda on August 28, 2008 at 9:37 am
have fun!
just watch out for Jerome or Luke, they might be holding a ban-hammer! lol :D
Posted by halcylon on August 28, 2008 at 9:42 am
Do you really just let people die in matchmaking when an enemy is right behind them? O_o
Posted by bs angel on August 28, 2008 at 10:27 am
Only if they insist they are going to finish with more kills than me in the last minute of the game and I am forced to prove them wrong. :)
Safe travels snorkle256. Hope to see you there!
Posted by BBJynne on August 28, 2008 at 10:30 am
have fun at PAX, and don’t mutilate to many of them
Posted by Ken Raves on August 28, 2008 at 11:18 am
Traxus shirt, Pmps at Sea shirt, Jerome Simpson Autograph, Joseph Staten Autograph. Thats the only swag I could care about that goes into her swag bag.
Posted by Bryan Ojeda on August 28, 2008 at 7:24 pm
You’ve asked for a swag request? lol
Posted by RIFT on August 29, 2008 at 9:50 am
I wish I could go to PAX… I’ll have to do that at least once in my life.