Button Mashing Won’t Work Here Either
August 26, 2008 14 Comments
If you consider nipples to be radio dials just waiting to be tuned, you’ll probably get a kick out of this concept design for a bathing suit called the “Geekini”. Created by French designer John Nouanesing, this classic two-piece bikini features elements from an original Nintendo controller placed in strategically enticing areas. While I can’t actually picture anybody beyond a paid booth babe sporting it, it is absolutely amazing fodder for an assortment of button mashing and cheat code comments. Oh yes, all those hours you spent playing Track and Field back in the day may finally pay off. She’s got the controller covered, you can provide the joystick. Everybody who thought you were weird that one time you tried to play with your tongue will now consider you a legend. Oh man, this is fun! I could go on all day, but I’ll leave the rest of the comments for you.
Source [Kotaku]
hmmmm does this controller come with the vibrating feature?
also, is it wired or wireless? if wireless, do i insert power from the back?
i could play with this all day, however i may loose focus on the game.
brings whole new meaning to “he’s just fuckin with his controls”
Gives actual meaning to “A” & “B” buttons…and the “Start” button (see what I did there?) is nicely placed.
I wonder what up,up,down,down,left,right,left,right,b,a will get me…
Hmmm…should probably wait a few years before buying my girlfriend one….
do you like inverted or default?
Soulofaqua -
Probably unlimited girlfriends. It’s at least worth a shot. (See what I did there? Arby ‘n’ the Chief FTW!)
From now on, if I get nervous during matchmaking games I’m going to imagine everyone wearing this outfit. That should calm my nerves.
‘Oh no! Not another level 50 zero EXP booster! Ah, that’s better.’
Thankfully I’m equipped with my own joystick.
^ lolololololololol, Captain Spark!
“Up, up, Yes! Down Down OMG! Left… ughhhhhhh… left, go right, go right! Hit ‘b’ hit ‘A’! Select… almost… Start YES!!!!!”
Sorry, what?
What about sensitivity setting?
:shock:
And then came an age where nerdkind found it acceptable to read the strategy guide……
Hopefully I wont break this controller like I did my last one.
xD I had to show my GF.
Her response?
Her: “Lol, like I would wear that.”
Me: “Camman, you know it’s hot ;)”
Her: “Hmm, let me think about it….on your birthday xD”
She disconnected shortly.
Ah, I love gamers. Don’t you?