Comments on: Wait, You Can Play Too Much Halo?

By: omnomnomnom117

omnomnomnom117 — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 23:43:29 +0000

you know you play halo too much when you’re Me.

By: omnomnomnom117

omnomnomnom117 — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 23:42:21 +0000

Y0ukn0w y0u pl4 h4l0 2 much wh3n you typ3 l1k3 th15.

By: omnomnomnom117

omnomnomnom117 — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 20:04:22 +0000

You play too much Halo when:
-you bookmark this page to show to your friends.
-you get into fights when someone calls Master Chief, “Halo”.
-you stop playing halo for a while to give your Xbox a break.
-117 is your favorite number.
-when someone asks you who you would like to meet most you say, Steve Downes.
-you call the Arbiter, “Arby” and try to find him at every Arby’s restaurant you see.
-you suggest you use an Arby action figure to help solve a math problem.
-you get all emotional at the end of Halo 1, 2, 3, Odst, or Reach because it means you won’t be playing anymore Halo for at least 20 seconds.
-when you post things on this site.
-if you hate going to the bathroom, eating, or sleeping because you think you will miss Master Chief after 10 seconds.
-you realize that it’s true.
-And there are so many others I could list but I don’t have the time.

P.S. you wish you could live to see the 26th century so that you could meet Master Chief, You wish you could be and Elite, You think it would be cool to be trapped inside of the Halo video games.

Does your ROFL copter go SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI?

By: Matt

Matt — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 17:40:34 +0000

you know you play too much halo when-

you find every single skull in halo 2 and 3 then already know there unlocked in reach.

you can name every single piece of armor in halo reach with the acronyms included.

you can tell someone what the acronyms mean.

you could tell cortana wasn’t the same color in reach.

you made your spartan in reach look like master cheif just to live the dream.

when you dress up as master chief and play the game at same time to “feel what he feels”.

hitting a golf ball in real-life and saying “get down” expecting it to “kill” someone.

messaging bungie with ideas for Halo 4…and having them reply back.

wearing a recon helmet waaaaaay after their popular and getting owned by someone with default armour.

getting killtaculars 5 times…a day.

realizing that master chief ISN’T your father.

when watching the movie 300 you refer to the spartans as “the ancients”.

believing that 2012 is when the covenant will invade.

thinking that the moss on old cheese is a baby gravemind.

getting your halo rankings tatoo’d on your back.

How to tell if your a noob-

if you stealth kill someone then get stealth killed 2 seconds later by the same person.

if you get betrayed the whole game.

if you get teabagged by your teammates.

if you try to get to a sniper spot but get killed by the guardians.

getting killed by the guardians.

getting owned…by yourself.

throwing a plasma grenade onto a wall then realizing after it sticks you that they can’t stick to walls.

getting owned by a traffic cone, golf ball, or soccer ball.

getting a suicide by getting hit by your own warthog.

By: Chris

Chris — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 21:38:25 +0000

Most of these apply to me, but I’m proud – not ashamed; maybe I really do play too much halo.

A few more:
– You get mad at your cousin for breaking your mythic disc, despite having all the dlc maps on the halo 3 disc.
– You charge up several battery packs “ready for zombies weekend”
– You know how to play any of the Halo songs on piano – despite not being able to play anything else on the same instrument.
– You spend 6 months trying to persuade your girlfriend to play halo, just so you can play it when you’re at her house.
– You constantly compare girls you meet to Cortana