Several months ago I asked you, “Do You Play Too Much Halo?” and the answers came flooding in. While a few different quizzes were made from your responses, the master list is entirely too priceless to continue wasting away behind closed doors. Thus I finally present to you the ultimate guide to recognizing if you play too much Halo, written by the very people who know best. Yup, those of us that play entirely too much Halo.
Your NCAA office pool is replaced with Grifball brackets. (RyJen)
You start measuring time in the number of matchmaking games you can play: “I have to leave in an hour, so I can get in roughly 3 Team Slayers, 2 Big Team Battles, or 5 Lone wolves.” (mendicantbias00)
You fantasize about Cortana… a LOT. (-S-)
You don’t think of golf when you hear the word sandtrap. (flying_squirl)
You take cover after seeing a laser pointer sight. (104)
You stay up ’til midnight on New Year’s Eve waiting to blow up a huge collection of fusion coils and scream “Happy New Year!” to everyone in your party. (Colonel Z)
You brag to your friends you bulltrued with a no scope. (Viraneth)
You know what bulltrued with a no scope means. (Viraneth)
You DON’T want to ever see the Chief’s face because it will ‘ruin the dream’. (-S-)
You named your cat “Halo”….6 six years ago. (calidan777)
You still can’t bring yourself to throw away the Helmet protective fabric bag because it has the “3″ on it, but you’ve YET to find a good use for it. (Mike)
It makes your calendar as “scheduled play time”. (Andrew Alliance)
You love when someone asks you “What the hell is steaktacular?” (Viraneth)
You have an “all Halo soundtracks” playlist on your portable music player. It’s the only one you listen to. You smile because it shuffled from “Peril” to “Perilous Journey”. You realized that it shuffled from “Peril” to “Perilous Journey” without looking at the display. (Xor1an)
The phrases BXB, BXR, P2, noscope, and OS are all natural things to you. (-S-)
You look for the index in a public library. (Al)
You refer to your dating life as Capturing the Flag. (Diseray)
You use LOLCats speak in everyday conversation: “Mom, I can has lunch?” (RyJen)
You hear someone ask if there are any ‘tea bags’ and you laugh out loud. (ResilientMonkey)
You hum the Halo 3 theme song as you drive the van pool to work and you yell for someone to man the gun! (ClandestineMan)
You find yourself trying to kill yourself with road cones in a desperate attempt to get recon armor. (-S-)
Your email is halo related (aka: spartan_###@hotmail.com). (Colonel Z)
The ultimate symbol of love towards someone is a powerful teabag to the person’s face. (Pundarquartis)
Playing Halo, making a Master Chief costume, and making a Halo comedy movie are your plans for summer. (Ocean Man)
You try to start vetoing things presented to you in real life that you don’t like: “What’s for dinner tonight? Meatloaf? UGH, vetoooo veto veto.” (-S-)
You have a plan in case the Covenant attack. (Master Pickles)
Your tag becomes your nickname. (Andrew Alliance)
Someone asks you what you are doing, and you say “Finishing the Fight”. (QuicRick92)
Driving into a tunnel you can’t help but say ‘this cave isn’t a natural formation’. (flying_squirl)
You tell you’re girlfriend you’re too busy forging to go out with her. (Viraneth)
You get your Spartan emblem tattooed on your shoulder. (-S-)
You officially change your title at work from Supervisor to “Master Chief”. (RyJen)
You power down or log off your computer and it says “Wake me… when you need me.” (mendicantbias00)
You have ever refered to CoD 4 as “Cock of Doody 4″. (DenimDan312)
You know your friends gamertag, highest level, rank, fav game type, armor permutations, armor color, fav weapon, fav map, and even their look sensitivity, but not their last name. (gruntkiller99)
You’ve already had a discussion about how you play too much Halo with your friends. (Master Pickles)
You de-rank on purpose so the silver/gold colors of your rank “won’t clash anymore”. (-S-)
You say you saw something on ‘HBO’ and people reply that they don’t remember seeing that on TV. (ResilientMonkey)
You ask your girlfriend to dress as Cortana in bed. (ali233)
You’re disappointed when Master Chief doesn’t show up during your dreams. (thewilleffect)
Your wife leaves you. (Linken)
Your spouse (who doesn’t play halo) knows the opening theme by heart. (Andrew Alliance)
The weather service issues a flood warning and you grab your shotgun. (Al)
You propose to your significant other in forge. (-S-)
You dedicate countless hours to making a comic strip about Halo. (zzombie13)
You start shouting out Halo medals while you’re watching a movie! – The last “Die Hard” was a great one. There was even a Skyjacker medal!!! (b0aneges)
You were Cortana for Halloween last year and went around with the Master Chief helmet saying you went rampant and killed the Chief. (Master Pickles)
Your desktop background reflects your favorite Halo 3 screenshots. (Mike)
You can quote any RvB episode verbatim. (-S-)
Someone asks you who your favorite artist is and you say “Marty O’Donnell”. (Viraneth)
You teabag your friends during football practice. (RyJen)
You get in your car, and tell your buddy, “I’ll drive, you gun.” (Nox Invictus)
You have an EXTREMELY RATIONAL… I mean, irrational, fear of libraries. (Colonel Z)
Your video class teacher tells you to stop putting Halo music in your videos. (VelocityTino)
Your Lotus Notes email alert is “Wort wort wort!” (mendicantbias00)
You memorize all weapon and powerup respawn times. (-S-)
You make a light up Guilty Spark out of Cardboard and foam. (Ocean Man)
Your friend, who’s slagging you for calling her by her gamertag, calls you by yours without noticing right away… You don’t notice right away either. (flying_squirl)
When someone is annoying you, you simply put up your hand in their face and say “MUTE”. (-S-)
You start matching your seasonal wardrobe to your characters armor. (bvl)
You have shields, a radar, and crosshairs permanently burned into your retina. (Al)
You realize your wife left you five months ago. (Dan the Stick)
You have fantasies of playing Halo songs in your high school marching band. (gruntkiller99)
You chuckle every time you see your clock say 3:43 or 1:17. (Colonel Z)
You call your pet The Arbiter. (ali233)
You recognize any of the following names: The Ogre Twins, Karma, Gandhi, Shockwave, Walshy, Ghost. (-S-)
You go by your gamertag wherever you go. (Master Pickles)
You realize that the reason there are only 49 achievements is because the 50th is your divorce. (Vincabo)
Your friends call you to ask about Halo custom game options and you can recite the menus to them, while you’re driving home from work. (Mike)
You think that Halo trick videos are ‘the most badass vids ever!!11!!1!’. (-S-)
You and co-workers who also play Halo refer to a portion of the parking lot at work that’s elevated above the rest as “the sniper lot” (If work were a multi-player Halo map, that clearly would be where the sniper rifle would spawn). (Xor1an)
The words “screenshots” and “leaked” cause you to freak out. (RVideo)
You’ve made Master Chief and Elite costumes out of duct tape and cardboard… and gotten in the news about it. (VelocityTino)
You scheduled your work vacations around the release of Halo 2 and Halo 3. (calidan777)
You have over 100 songs on your iPod and over half of them are songs from the Halo soundtracks or from Bungie.net. (Master Pickles)
You overhear someone claiming how amazing they are at Halo and you butt-in mid-sentence with “Ohhhhhh REALLY”. (-S-)
You tried to sneak ‘Frogblast the ventcore’ into a tour video production. (GreyThor)
You download all the stuff grunts and marines say to your MP3 player/iPod. (Viraneth)
You see a movie or read a book and relate the story’s events to Halo. (Colonel Z)
You or one of your friends start humming a Halo song and the rest of you join in. (gruntkiller99)
You check HBO more than your MySpace. (Diseray)
’Starry Night’ makes you think of an ad instead of Van Gogh. (flying_squirl)
You say Halo instead of Hello. (FireStormx64)
Your child refers to any game you play as “Halo”. (Andrew Alliance)
You call the Warthog a Puma. (gruntkiller99)
You’ve made art projects using Forge. (VelocityTino)
Your 8 year old and your girlfriend’s 9 and 13 year old all have their own gamertags exclusively for Halo 3 at your house, and all three of them are likely to find my post on here. (Mike)
You yell at a friend across a courtyard ‘Grifball at 10!’ to set up games. (GreyThor)
You’re always seen wearing something Halo-themed. (Master Pickles)
You think how cute it would be to own a MC ‘My Little Pony’. (-S-)
You read “Halo: The Flood” and are able to picture each and every scene from the game… In detail… And pick out any inconsistencies. (ResilientMonkey)
Someone mentions zombies and you no longer think of George A. Romero. (Fuseli)
You reply to your girlfriend, “Oh that reminds me of something I heard the other day from ummm… a kid… xXspart… nevermind.” And she asks, “Are you talking about Halo?” (Gotama183)
Every time you see a large group of clouds in a circular formation hovering above your house you think about the portal to the ARK. (Master Pickles)
Someone says they play ‘Gears of War’ or ‘Call of Duty’ and you have to restrain yourself from blurting out laughter/ or rolling your eyes. (-S-)
You have a psychiatric phobia of any ring, onion or otherwise. (Al)
That phobia is preventing you from proposing to your girlfriend… who are we kidding, you don’t have one. (Al)
You wrote your own program to automatically back up every Halo 3 screenshot you ever take to an off-site archive. (Xor1an)
You get mad at your best friend ’cause he’s getting his Halo tattoo first. (Diseray)
You spend hours in Forge just so you can make an elaborate contraption/series of grav lifts thats only purpose is to kill yourself in funny ways. (-S-)
You skipped school so you could try to play with Johnathon Davis on the Play with Fame. (Viraneth)
You think Halowiki is better than God. (Seamus Stuart AKA Jark212)
You start changing batteries in your controller every other day. (Shu Sam Chen)
You try to recreate a movie scene or a dance, etc. in Halo. (Colonel Z)
You get into a two HOUR debate (in public) of who would win in a fight – the Master Chief or Spider-Man. (-S-)
You’ve purchased an Xbox and an Xbox 360 to play only Halo games. (ResilientMonkey)
The bumper sticker on your car reads “My other car is a WARTHOG”. (RyJen)
You post too many “You know you play too much Halo when…” (Linken)
You’ve made a Master Chief costume. (Mike)
You’ve worn a Master Chief costume. (Mike)
You strongly feel that Grifball is the greatest sport man has ever seen. (-S-)
You write a script for the Halo movie and beg Bungie to use it. (ali233)
You have one of the walls in your room completely covered in Halo pictures and call it your monument to Halo. (Master Pickles)
You continually nag your classmates to do voice overs for a machinima you’re making. (VelocityTino)
You signed up for the peer review panel at HBO so you could see all the vids a few days early. (Dracc)
Several of your closest friends, you’ve never even met. (-S-)
You play Narrows by yourself to find the best sniper perches. (Viraneth)
Your roommate is having problems with his girlfriend because you hooked him onto Halo 3’s XBL and he doesn’t blame you… At all. (GreyThor)
You can’t get your stuff published in the school paper because all you draw is Halo (copyright). (Master Pickles)
You can say omglolololololololololololololololololol. (gruntkiller99)
The words dead, battery, and pack cause you to have a mild panic attack. (RVideo)
You fire up Halo 3 Campaign and an hour or so into gameplay you realize you have your headset plugged in and on your head when you’re playing by yourself. (GreyThor)
Your boss tells YOU what days you’re going to ask off for, one month ahead of Halo release dates. (Mike)
You get excited about being able to play as Master Chief on your PS3, even if it’s only through UT3. (Sean-Bryce)
You’re upset that anyone would even create a contest callling it: “You know you play to much Halo when…” as if that’s even possible. (Diseray)
Your service record runs out of space for the number of games you’ve played. (Shu Sam Chen)
You call the Warthog “chupathingy”. (Xor1an)
You buy MSPoints to get the map packs WAY before they come out. (Z3R0OneOneSe7en)
You know all the lines before the characters say them. (Ocean Man)
You get “top contributer” in the video games section of Yahoo’s Questions/Answer program, answering only Halo questions, and getting “Best Answer” almost every time. (Mike)
You’ve actually watched all the bonus DVD’s that came with Halo 2 and Halo 3. Multiple times. And teared up during the bit when Jen Taylor went to visit all the fans. (ResilientMonkey)
Someone can say two words to describe a location on a map, and you know EXACTLY where that is. (DenimDan312)
You kept the inner cardboard box for the Legendary helmet and use it as a display piece on top of your computer, frustrated because you can’t get the top to stay up to show the Halo 3 symbol. (Mike)
The cruelest April Fool’s joke anyone can do to you is telling you you’ve been banned from XBL. (Colonel Z)
You can’t wait until your best friend’s kids are old enough to hold controllers so you can train them to be the best Halo team in the world and name them “The Ogre Sisters.” (Diseray)
You start taking notes on detail and glitches in the game. (Linken)
Cortana begs to go back to the Flood only to get away from you. (thewilleffect)
You remember how back in the day RvB was actually funny. (Dracc)
You have feelings. You’re a real boy. (Viraneth)
You laughed when you read that and know where it comes from. (Viraneth)
You know what beats everything. (flying_squirl)
Montage’s make you hot. (-S-)
You get pissed off in other FPSs when you get a headshot and there’s no confetti. (DenimDan312)
Your Xbox 360 is never off. (Shu Sam Chen)
You start matching your character’s armor to your seasonal wardrobe. (petetheduck)
Your first thought when a city or area of the country comes up is ‘Who do I know from Halo who lives there?’ (Sigafoos)
You injure yourself and accidentally dial 117 but realize before calling it… You call it anyway just to see. (flying_squirl)
You fantasize about taking your car into an auto body shop and asking to have it converted ‘to a warthog, please’. (-S-)
Most of these jokes apply to you AND your six year old son. (calidan777)
Wait, you can play too much Halo? (Dotfortune12)
Posted by mendicantbias00 on August 25, 2008 at 4:58 am
First I started laughing because I remembered how great these all were…then when I got to this one:
Your spouse (who doesn’t play halo) knows the opening theme by heart. (Andrew Alliance)
I started to realize how many of them actually applied. o_O
=D
Posted by -S- on August 25, 2008 at 6:44 am
You know you play too much halo when you realize 22 of your ‘you know you play too much halo’ quotes are all used on a master list
Posted by Bryan Ojeda on August 25, 2008 at 7:33 am
You know you play too much Halo when… you put on a Halo shirt without noticing, make constant Halo referances, own almost all halo merchandise (or atleast want), go to school with a Halo backpack, have nothing else to say in conversations instead of Halo, Your desktop background is the box art for Halo 3, You remember almost every line of campaign dialogue, you get lost in a forest and start to think about the level “343 Guilty Spark”, own a Halo 3 bracelet, have a Master Chief action figure chilling aside your Xbox 360, you know who Hawty Mcbloggy is, you know who KP is and what it stands for, you know who designed Mister Chief, you can come up with so many ideas for this thing called “You know you play to much Halo”.
Posted by Socket29 on August 25, 2008 at 8:28 am
“You still can’t bring yourself to throw away the Helmet protective fabric bag because it has the “3″ on it, but you’ve YET to find a good use for it. (Mike)”
Yeah, about that…I know this is offtopic but, are the dvds supposed to stick out about a centimeter above the holder, that the helmet slips over?
I haven’t thrown out my baggie….MY baggie…
Posted by mendicantbias00 on August 25, 2008 at 8:37 am
I also still have that bag with the “3″ on it, I keep it in case I ever move and need to repack the helmet. =)
and yes, they are supposed to stick out a bit, for easy access.
o_O
Well, you know what I mean.
Posted by Halcylon on August 25, 2008 at 9:55 am
OMG Well done! I was laughing most of the way down…
And BS… you’re just as fallible
… And we totally could have played two games of Halo in the amount of time…
I would say you’ve played too much Halo when the PA for a radio station in Chicago comes in to your store and you figure out she works for Steve Downes and convince her to take your Legendary Helmet you bought with Halo 3 and get it signed – along with your instruction manual.
Linky… http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/Halcylon/Halo%203/ATT1967590.jpg
Posted by Xpargas on August 25, 2008 at 10:20 am
Whats sad is most of those are true for me.
Posted by snotwoogle on August 25, 2008 at 10:55 am
Its all true…at least most of them…at least im not alone…
Posted by bs angel on August 25, 2008 at 11:44 am
Awesome helmet Halcylon! And no fair using my quotes against me, although it was totally true. :)
And I still have my bag with “3″ on it as well!
Posted by soulofaqua on August 25, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Even though I’m certainly not the biggest Halo fan here… some applied to me o.o;;
Posted by Halcylon on August 25, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Whoa… commenting on my helmet?! We haven’t even had dinner yet… sheesh.
Posted by davyboy94 on August 25, 2008 at 12:49 pm
lol i just noticed zzombie13`s one
Posted by bs angel on August 25, 2008 at 1:01 pm
When you have a helmet like that, no dinner is necessary.
Posted by gruntkiller99 on August 25, 2008 at 1:48 pm
ossim, a few of mine made it on teh list.
Posted by Bryan Ojeda on August 25, 2008 at 1:56 pm
isn’t the bag for protecting your helmet from dust?
Posted by Morpheus on August 25, 2008 at 2:28 pm
You know you play too much Halo when you load up Blackout by yourself and practice jumps….
then mess up every time in Matchmaking. XD
Posted by Atrety606 on August 25, 2008 at 2:38 pm
You know you play too much Halo when you’ve made more maps on Foundry than are currently available in Halo 3
Posted by Atreyu606 on August 25, 2008 at 2:39 pm
You know you play too much Halo when you’ve made more maps on Foundry than are currently available in Halo 3
Sorry I typed my name wrong in the previous one :P
Posted by Cagerrin on August 25, 2008 at 3:09 pm
“You have an “all Halo soundtracks” playlist on your portable music player. It’s the only one you listen to. You smile because it shuffled from “Peril” to “Perilous Journey”. You realized that it shuffled from “Peril” to “Perilous Journey” without looking at the display. (Xor1an)”
This, and can shuffle all the tracks and reorganize them by ear.
Posted by Slothboy on August 25, 2008 at 3:11 pm
You realize that the reason there are only 49 achievements is because the 50th is your divorce. (Vincabo)
That one almost made Mt. Dew come out my nose. Hilarious.
Posted by A Ghostly NINJA on August 25, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Man, you people are NERDS! Oh, wait, I’ve been playing the Halo series since December 2001, with my biggest break being when I went to Army Infantry OSUT (4 months without Halo is tough)… Not even two deployments can keep me from my Halo!
So I guess my contribution could be: “…when you’re willing to get up early to make the 45 min drive to TQ (al-Taqqadum), Iraq so you can buy Halo 3 from the PX, cuz you damn sure don’t have a PX at your little crappy FOB (Forward Operating Base) Sedgwick.”
If only I could be as big a badass on XBL as I was during ~8-player System Link games in Iraq…
Posted by WT_Snaks on August 25, 2008 at 4:19 pm
You know you play too much Halo when you use action figures, Halo and non-Halo alike, to re-enact scenes from Halo. You also know when you play too much Halo if you’re able to point out each little detail of BS in multiplayer and campaign and complain about it repeatedly over and over again…like me. =(
This list was a good laugh. Thanks, fellas.
Posted by Queen 0f Blades on August 25, 2008 at 4:34 pm
It’s funny, I was chuckling at all these saying “God, who would do that?” and then I realized, I did a decent chunk of these things…
Like when I was helping my friend through Cortana (the level…) And was repeating all the Gravemind’s and Cortana’s lines on cue… and he called me a nerd. T-T
And when my friend says, “Finish the Fight” he’s actually telling me to go kill myself. My friends are awesome.
You know you play too much Halo when you try to recreate Game Fuel with Mountain Dew and Fruit Punch.
Posted by Spartan-055 on August 25, 2008 at 4:50 pm
I play Gears of War…
Anyway,
“You know you play too much Halo when you compare something to something in the real-world, and your friends think you mean the Halo version….or vice-versa.”
Posted by Torrent on August 25, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Oy, I can’t believe I missed this contest. And here I was with You play too much Halo when you ask your therapist if your elaborate suicide attempts will get you Recawnz. And you pronounce it “Recawnz”.
Posted by Tygron on August 25, 2008 at 5:40 pm
You have fantasies of playing Halo songs in your high school marching band. (gruntkiller99)
Um… i’ve actually done this…. then the next year comes around and guess what we play? Halo…
I’d have some vids but sadly I couldn’t borrow any of them… i’ll try again though.
Posted by Confucious T on August 25, 2008 at 7:06 pm
You constantly ask your girlfriend to wear skin tight latex…. in purple….
Posted by DiscipleN2k on August 25, 2008 at 7:06 pm
Aww. I missed all the fun. Oh well. I’ll add one just for the heck of it.
You know you play too much Halo when you try to locate your friends in the mall by looking for their HUD markers.
Posted by elpolloguapo on August 25, 2008 at 7:37 pm
I have a better one than the “you call the warthog a chupathingy” one
I named the 420 that I skipper for my sail racing team the “chupathingy”
:P
Posted by apotheosis93 on August 25, 2008 at 10:32 pm
you know you play too much halo when you keep your shrine after your 360 breaks and you jump ship (back) to sony. also, when you have standing preorders, for halo ds and halo psp. and also when you can play multiple halo themes on saxophone. finally, when you buy a $100 network adapter to leech your neighbors wifi to play xbl.
Posted by Rhamsey on August 26, 2008 at 7:27 am
“You kept the inner cardboard box for the Legendary helmet and use it as a display piece on top of your computer, frustrated because you can’t get the top to stay up to show the Halo 3 symbol. (Mike)”
psh, mines on the wall, see these dont fit me at all
Posted by Ocean Man on August 27, 2008 at 4:10 pm
That was hilarious!!!
Posted by lolmattlol on August 28, 2008 at 3:37 am
lol i asked for the index in a library once, and got booted for it
Posted by Scy Ninja 117 on October 21, 2008 at 7:31 am
this it the site for halo puns and retated halo themes. I play halo at least 8 hours a day and I check my screenshots every day so there still there. People laugh at me when they headshot my when I trying to charge the spartan laser online. I am going to ask for the index at my puplic libary to see what they say. I have kept the inside of the legendary boxset and posted it on my wall to remind me to get on to my halo3 game every morning…. who am I kidding I
DON’T need reminders to play. I love halo more than my WII or PS2 by a longshot and I play for hours on end.
Posted by SpartanT1g3r on October 25, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Is it bad that I’ve done more than half of these?
Posted by nixproto on January 1, 2009 at 9:11 pm
i play WAY too much. i got almost all of those especially the one about being a real boy… It makes me sad. And my parents are like “ur still playing Halo?!” when im clearly playing mirrors edge. :(
Posted by Araknoros on January 13, 2009 at 11:18 pm
i know this has been out for a while but i just thought of a great one a 1:17 in the morning (coincidence?)
you know you play too much halo when:
you can spot the invisible guy across map (after its fully active)
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Posted by SuicidalKanoka on April 23, 2009 at 4:01 pm
You know you play too much Halo when you read:
“You realize that the reason there are only 49 achievements is because the 50th is your divorce. (Vincabo)”
And think, that’s not it! 49 is 7*7, duh!
Posted by Andrew on April 28, 2009 at 8:14 pm
It is very sad how many of these apply to me… I think I may have even gone a bit over… I framed the paper with the controller setting diagrams that comes with the Halo 3 Limited Edition© game… I actually played so much match making once, that when I one day played a couple hours of Halo CE for the PC I unconsciencly put my mic on and tried to tell my team where an enemy camper was… And I think the only thing I do that rivals my time spent playing is the time I spend rewatching RvB in HD…
Posted by porkstein on June 16, 2009 at 5:32 am
*Every time you walk through a door and turn a corner you have a powerful desire to jump backwards and smack whoever’s following you in the back, yelling ‘Ninjad!’
Posted by MR HAT3ER on July 4, 2009 at 7:59 am
You know you play to much Halo is when you see an un captured criminal/terrorist you think to your self
Just get me a sticky grenade, a bubble shield and a whole lot of BR ammo
Posted by WiseBeckett on July 26, 2009 at 7:43 am
i have my bag and 7th columnist tattoo i think are the worse one’s i have brill!
Posted by Gnoizic on August 4, 2009 at 8:15 pm
When going out to your car, your brother calls “Shotgun!” and you immediately respond with “Sniper/Rocket Launcher/Stickies/w/e.”
You did an Independent Study over “The Religious and Historical Parallels Between Halo and the Real World” because you realized doing “The Physics of Halo” on Forge would take WAY too long.
The only time you ever did your homework a week in advance was the week before Halo 3 came out, just so you could have an entire day to start “Finishing the Fight.”
The first thing you try to do after getting your wisdom teeth pulled is play Halo against your friend, while on Vicodin and several milkshakes, only to begin vomiting after going up 11-3 (thus causing you to rip out your carpet).
Posted by halomonsta on August 13, 2009 at 2:15 pm
hmmm wow half of these apply to me [sadface]
Posted by Mark on October 1, 2009 at 9:41 am
You know you play too much halo when you read this whole list and think of things they left out
Posted by Matt on October 9, 2009 at 5:07 pm
I got one they left out.
We your on the toilet as you finish you say, “Bomb armed… Bomb Planted!”
Posted by halodudify on November 9, 2009 at 12:21 pm
omg i did number 6 lol