Friday Caption Fun, Round 18
August 22, 2008 47 Comments
In Hawty McBloggy Land yesterday was Friday. The rest of the world is just now catching up though so I thought I would offer you another activity beyond the What If, Halo Style we did yesterday. Consider it a peace offering for our significant time difference (it’s not easy living in the future you know). Before I drop a new picture in your lap, let’s recap submissions from the last screenshot we captioned. You remember the “extra hand”, right?
- “Formal greetings on Harvest had, in the eyes of some, become rather inappropriate.” (Kroll GB)
- “Gimme Five! Up High! Down low! Lower. Lower…” (Mintz)
- “If you think this is weird you should see my left hand now.” (Cozmo23)
- “Teleporter sex quickly declined in popularity after a few….incidents.” (Hoovaloov)
- “Yet another failed attempt by Bungie programmers to introduce triple wielding.” (A Shaky Shotgun)
- “Hey, high-five!!!” “I do not want to do that anymore…” (CrunchbiteNuva)
- “Ha! I threw ‘paper’… twice!!” (retinence)
It took me a few seconds to get that rock-paper-scissors comment (and by a few seconds I mean several minutes) but once I understood, I found it more than a little humorous. I have a feeling you will find this next screenshot available for your captioning pleasure more than a little humorous as well. Many of you will recognize the image from You’re Doing It Really, Really Wrong which was posted earlier this week but it’s simply too priceless to not offer to all of you. You already know what my caption is (at least you should and if you don’t, you better not tell me), so what is yours?
Author: IMTHECLUELESS 1
I’m super, thanks for asking!
Dude that was one time, I’m over it…NO DON’T recommend me to your brother PLEASE!!! Hello…Hello oh god no…my beutiful career of kickassness wasted by a single moment at the gay pride parade WHY! WHY!! WHY!!!
Its not easy looking this damn good!
Yancy-116….the misfit Spartan
‘You should see him when he’s alone’
“That head shot was FABULOUS!”
“You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen!”
Brutes: Lalaaaaaaa! Lalalalalalalalaaaa!
Even at war, a girls gotta stay fresh.
“I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is. “
“You wanna tango?”
“It’s a new-age, hip spin on Freaky Friday when John and Cortana change bodies for a week, just as they discover a Forerunner artifact that could alter the fate of the galaxy! Will this new perspective help them overcome their differences and work together like never before?” – Failed Movie Pitch in Hollywood
“A glimpse into what Halo 3 would have been like if the Grunts were in charge of what happened when the Grunt Birthday Party skull was active.”
“Bungie’s next game will explore the side story of John’s sister, Ulala, as she single handedly destroys a Covenant armada …with DANCE!“
In light of the huge success of the Mario Party series, Microsoft tried its own spin-off: Chief Fest.
It appears Grif’s sister has finally upgraded her armor.
Press RB to work that sexay thang.
The Bungie team fails at an attempt to integrate parts of Viva Pinata into Halo 3.
After Calvin Klein merged with the UNSC, the Chief was ordered to show off their new product, “MJOLNIR Essence”, now with anti-rust formula!
Spartan Sweatin’ To The Oldies.
Heh heh.
Dance Dance Spartan.
“My BR brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It’s better than yours,
Damn right it’s better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge”
let’s do the fork in the garbage disposal, let’s do the fork in the garbage disposal ding ding de ding ding de ding ding de ding ding de!
These in-combat fashion shows rarely end well…
“MC decides to come out of the closet now that he’s finished the fight.”
John posed in front of his camera for a while before finally coming to the conclusion that the confetti totally did NOT go well with his armor.
Hey Arbiter, baby, have ya come to pop off some candy coz’ I’m hungry.
I believe in a thing called love
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
There’s a chance we could make it now
We’ll be rocking ’til the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called love
Ooh!
“WHAT are those silly covenant up to now?”
Queer Eye for the Spartan Guy
“It’s raining men,
hallelujah, it’s raining men!”
‘Got an escape plan?’
‘Thought I’d try struting my way out. Mix things up a little.’
MC:Arbitar, are you feeling ok? You got hit on the head pretty hard.
HI GUYS!!!!
“If anybody asks, I never did that”
NEWSFLASH
The Demon came out of the closet, the Grunts celebrate their new Idol by shooting themselves in the Head!
“I expected Halo, not a Halo chick flick!”
My BR shot is FABULOUS!
This is why the UNSC stopped training the marines with Richard Simmons fitness video’s.
“After its debut, Legally Spartan became a hit with nerds everywhere.”
And Master Chief walks down the runway ,and oh look at that beautiful pose!
“its hard being sexy and fighting aliens, but someones gota do it”
‘I can’t get no satisfaction!’
Having exhausted every other option, Project MJOLNIR proved a boon to the classic 20th century band, The Rolling Stones. Utilizing a heavily modified version to further extend their life, Mick Jagger and co. will be rocking for years to come.
Unless of course the Halos fire – in which case only Keith Richards will survive to reseed the galaxy.
“surprise!”
MC: “Robbers! die, Bitches!!!”
apparently, the chief didn’t take to Surprise parties very well…
arbiter:nice armor, does it come in hetero?
masterchief:why would u ask that? silly goose.
I have a better one!
“I´m a halo girl in a Halo world”
The Chief decided to show a little bit of his feminine side…
:D
No wait….I have another one.
While posing for the camera, Chiefy didn’t see the bright green missile aimed for his luxurious home…
Even though this is over, I couldn’t help but think this:
Clay Aiken stars as Master Chief in Halo the musical!