Could you summarize the story lines of both the original Halo and Halo 2 in 60 seconds or less? Me neither but a certain frustrated potty-mouthed lad decided to give it a try and ended up with this rather entertaining video. Beware, it’s teeming with adult language but if you read this site, that’s nothing new anyways. I would like to take this opportunity to point out that I have made it through this entire post with absolutely no curse words. I fucking rock!
Source [halo.bungie.org]
Posted by kenraves on August 18, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Halo 2 was a glitche that was made up of more glitches. Unfortunatly, the “Halo 2″ glitch was a “ship-it” glitch.
Posted by gamedaddy on August 18, 2008 at 1:49 pm
LOL, gotta love it. took me a minute to find out wtf a trochaic heptameter is. i loved the books and the graphic novel but looking back………halo’s story is pretty ridiculous if you don’t follow up with everything else. for someone that just plays the game the story is a mess. still love it though. plus who needs background when you’re tea-baggin’ your buddies corpse? mmmmmmmm, first class multiplayer……
Posted by Jim 028 on August 18, 2008 at 2:28 pm
I remember when I first reached the ending of Halo 2. I turned the air as blue, I was so disappointed at that ending. :(
Posted by the light show on August 18, 2008 at 7:26 pm
i remember that fucking ending for H2. that fucking sucked… but most 2nd’s in a fucking trilogy are like that anyway… fuck!! i need a fucking drink…
Posted by AusQB on August 18, 2008 at 7:37 pm
So true, every minute of it.
Posted by AusQB on August 18, 2008 at 7:38 pm
Nuts, I meant second. :P
Posted by kenraves on August 18, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Thats a fuck load of fuck, light show! :D
Posted by SonofMacPhisto on August 18, 2008 at 9:13 pm
I loved how they summed up the Chief’s reaction to 343 Guilty Spark killing all life in the galaxy:
‘FUCK THAT SHIT.’
ZOMG!
Posted by D taktics on August 18, 2008 at 10:30 pm
Haha, dang. Thats all i really have to say.
Posted by setters on August 19, 2008 at 12:26 am
hilarious…!!!
Posted by CrazyKinux on August 19, 2008 at 6:13 am
Love the ending!
Posted by snorkle256 on August 19, 2008 at 6:42 am
Would like to see this guy add in Halo 3 as well!
Posted by the light show on August 19, 2008 at 9:27 am
@ kenraves
it makes me look older ;-)