Got a Minute?

Could you summarize the story lines of both the original Halo and Halo 2 in 60 seconds or less? Me neither but a certain frustrated potty-mouthed lad decided to give it a try and ended up with this rather entertaining video. Beware, it’s teeming with adult language but if you read this site, that’s nothing new anyways. I would like to take this opportunity to point out that I have made it through this entire post with absolutely no curse words. I fucking rock!

Source [halo.bungie.org]

13 Responses to Got a Minute?

  1. kenraves says:

    Halo 2 was a glitche that was made up of more glitches. Unfortunatly, the “Halo 2″ glitch was a “ship-it” glitch.

  2. gamedaddy says:

    LOL, gotta love it. took me a minute to find out wtf a trochaic heptameter is. i loved the books and the graphic novel but looking back………halo’s story is pretty ridiculous if you don’t follow up with everything else. for someone that just plays the game the story is a mess. still love it though. plus who needs background when you’re tea-baggin’ your buddies corpse? mmmmmmmm, first class multiplayer……

  3. Jim 028 says:

    I remember when I first reached the ending of Halo 2. I turned the air as blue, I was so disappointed at that ending. :(

  4. the light show says:

    i remember that fucking ending for H2. that fucking sucked… but most 2nd’s in a fucking trilogy are like that anyway… fuck!! i need a fucking drink…

  5. AusQB says:

    So true, every minute of it.

  6. AusQB says:

    Nuts, I meant second. :P

  7. kenraves says:

    Thats a fuck load of fuck, light show! :D

  8. SonofMacPhisto says:

    I loved how they summed up the Chief’s reaction to 343 Guilty Spark killing all life in the galaxy:

    ‘FUCK THAT SHIT.’

    ZOMG!

  9. D taktics says:

    Haha, dang. Thats all i really have to say.

  10. setters says:

    hilarious…!!!

  11. CrazyKinux says:

    Love the ending!

  12. snorkle256 says:

    Would like to see this guy add in Halo 3 as well!

  13. the light show says:

    @ kenraves

    it makes me look older ;-)

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