A Sexy Guide to Video Game-Themed Cufflinks

Only real men wear pink, and only real gamers wear geeked out accessories. That’s right, if you are a male and consider yourself hardcore but you aren’t wearing your gaming heart on your sleeve, get the hell out. Or you could just refer to this handy guide about some awesome video game-themed cufflinks. Either way works.

wiimote cuff links

While the Wii is traditionally known as the casual gamer’s console, being dedicated enough to wear sterling silver cufflinks in the form of a wiimote and nunchuk qualifies you as suitably hardcore. The only way you could be more hardcore is if you tattooed Mario on your ass. Thinking about it though, I’m not sure which is hotter. I may have to go with the ass, only because it comes with balls.

pac-man cufflinks

Nothing says, “I’m a classy old school gamer” quite like these hand-sculpted wire and aluminum Pac-Man cufflinks. Plus you automatically get the multitude of delightful sexual innuendos that Pac-Man has been bringing us since the ’80s. Don’t tell me you can’t hear those pellets screaming “Eat me!” and Pac-Man happily obliging. Oops, that wipes out the whole classy part, doesn’t it? Oh well, at least you still have old school.

xbox 360 controller cufflinks

Anybody caught wearing these adorable polymer clay cufflinks modeled after our favorite Xbox 360 controller is sure to unlock an achievement for being irresistibly hot. That person would probably have an increased likelihood of scoring some bedroom achievements as well. That’s right, take note. A man that’s not afraid to show his geeky side is a mighty attractive thing.

playstation controller cufflinks

Showing off the fact that the PlayStation is your console of choice with these miniature controller cufflinks says two things, one that you have a buttload of money and two that you can watch Blu-ray movies whenever your little heart desires. Yup, that HD DVD Player can kiss your ass. So you’re rich, intelligent, and a gamer? I’ll take two please. Actually, make that three. Now that I think about it, maybe four would be good. Ah hell, just make it a baker’s dozen.

pac-man cufflinks

Nope, I can’t get enough of the Pac-Man cufflinks. Or maybe it’s the sex jokes I am addicted to. Either way, that little ball shaped critter sure does love to gobble up cherries, doesn’t he? Don’t worry though, his female counterpart can swallow those ghosts whole. Why else did you think they make such a perfect couple? Om nom nom nom.

14 Responses to A Sexy Guide to Video Game-Themed Cufflinks

  1. mendicantbias00 says:

    I like the xbox cufflinks! Now if only they came in UNSC green…

  2. TheChrisD says:

    If only I had cuffs to link…

  3. Rayna says:

    nice! I’ll have to keep those in mind for xmas stocking stuffers for my bf:)

  4. the Light Show says:

    if i could only get some cufflinks on my dress blues :-/

  5. D taktics says:

    The xbox ones are awesome.

  6. Lauren says:

    Sweet, perfect for the extra geekiness for my wedding!

  7. kenraves says:

    Cufflinks are those things on the neck of your jacket, or suit right?

  8. Nick says:

    If only I had cuffs to link!

  9. Osama says:

    Eww… cufflinks.

  10. AT-AT says:

    Where’s the Hylian Shield? Or Legendary campaign symbol?

  11. Afrit007 says:

    Where’s the Marathon symbol? My wife refuses to buy the Wiimote cufflinks.

  12. Valentine says:

    OH PERFECT!! I’m going crazy trying to find a groom’s gift for a friend who’s getting married… I think the Xbox controller cuff links would be perfect!!!!!

    hey angel…YOU ROCK!

    And how are ya?! Haven’t talked to you in a while…we’ve both been so busy! :)

  13. bs angel says:

    The Xbox controller cufflinks are my favorite of the batch as well. And I am great Ms. Valentine. I hope you are as well!

  14. Hannah says:

    Where did you find the silver xbox cufflinks? Can you send me the link for the web site?

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