If Only
August 3, 2008 8 Comments
While this Penny Arcade comic is about Soul Calibur, I’m pretty sure it would be a useful accessory for absolutely any game featuring online multiplayer. Off the top of my head I can think of about 50 reasons why some people might get choked. But maybe that’s just me.




































So many uses, so much fun. :D
Gabe’s face on the box art is freaky looking as well, he looks so maniacal.
Over the River and Through the Woods?
I made it and secured a connection. A slow connection, but a connection all the same. :)
I saw this comic and though that the HMcB blog would probably pick up this and call it some kind of long-distance marital aide peripheral. I guess not. Am I the only one twisted enough to think such a thing? Probably not. And what’s up with these comments? Maybe I’m dreaming.
LOL “if you’re dumb and have a stupid voice”
Market it? Bah, who needs marketing?. Just put it in every online-enabled gaming rig as required hardware. Remove the iChoke-U and your machine ceases to function.
I definately need it for the last option.
@pwkwsfi: No you’re not.
This thing just screams ‘teledildonics’. In the middle panel it even looks like Tycho (Gabe?) is stroking the monkey.