Well, It’s Purple

Purple Reign

In yesterday’s Bungie Weekly Update, Luke included a freehand sketch of an upcoming map titled Purple Reign. I have made two very important deductions from that drawing. Number one, it appears to be purple. Number two, that thing in the middle is obviously covered in pubes. Feel free to click the image to enlarge it and see the cute little curly hairs in all their glory. Oh relax, it’s Saturday. Nobody reads my blog on Saturdays. That’s why you get balls and pubes back to back! Now please excuse me while I go find something to do.

Keep Your Balls Cozy

ping pong ball cozy
You know you play too much halo 3 when despite
knowing the item you are looking at is a ping
pong cozy, all you can see is a Recon helmet.

Better Than Recon

With Double XP Weekend on us again, it’s time to welcome back an old friendly face. Team Snipers is the flavor of choice for those craving an extra helping of experience. I have found an amazingly effective new armor permutation that is perfect for this weekend’s festivities. Watch the short 21 second video to see it in all its glory. I’d like what the blue guy’s wearing. kthxbai.

Friday Caption Fun, Round 17

halo 3 screenshotI am so very ready for this week to be over. After being struck with a delightful case of food poisoning earlier in the week, I have been centrally located either hovering over the toilet or tossing and turning in bed. Lovely, eh? Thankfully the worst is over, and I am now feeling well enough to be entertained by all of you. Let’s recap last week’s funniest submissions then you can get to making me laugh by coming up with some new hilarious captions.

  • “King of the Hill just got EXTREME!” (aussie_spartan)
  • “It was here the Spartan realised that the invisible barriers had in fact defeated him.” (newguy2445)
  • “Man I knew I shouldn’t have eaten all those Snow Cones.” (Cozmo23)
  • “Red Commander: What the hell happened to him? Red Tech: Long story, it involves beer, a mancannon, and a banshee.(Dust and Echoes)
  • “It kind of makes you wanna… Break into song? Yeah. I love the mountains, I love the clear blue sky…(Soulofaqua)
  • “Jimmy was very disappointed when the sled took off down the hill without him.” (Angel 251)
  • “Dudes, you have to see this. I just peed my name in the snow up here!” (Spade)

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Go Get Your Necrophilia On

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The Halo Corpse Alphabet, a rather macabre project with the goal being to represent every letter of the alphabet by the twisted, curved, stretched, and otherwise dead Spartan and Elite bodies from Halo 3, is finally complete! Letters, numbers, and even some forms of punctuation are included along with a novel font. Contrary to popular belief though, I am not responsible for all of those deaths. Just most of them.

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