Perhaps you are a disgruntled female stuck with a neglectful significant other who constantly chooses to play his Xbox instead of spend quality time with you. Maybe you are just a gal who enjoys having your vagina referred to as a “box”. Either way, this is definitely the shirt for you. Featuring the familiar button layout of a video game controller with the words “Play with me or this will be your eX-BOX”, this rather unattractive white t-shirt has a conspicuous arrow pointing down. Down to your nether regions? Down to your belly button? I guess down to whatever box happens to be neglected at the time. It’s a good thing the Xbox isn’t called the Xschlong. Otherwise my husband would be all over this.
Posted by Soulofaqua on July 31, 2008 at 5:07 am
It misses the analogsticks roughly at the hight of the nipples.
Posted by TheChrisD on July 31, 2008 at 5:53 am
Analog stick nipples – I like the idea :)
Posted by Captain Spark on July 31, 2008 at 6:11 am
If my controller had two extra pillows, I’d never leave the house :)
Posted by snorkle256 on July 31, 2008 at 6:47 am
This must be a wireless controller because it is always looking for fresh batteries.
Posted by Cozmo23 on July 31, 2008 at 6:55 am
These comments are quickly turning into a new Wii shirt controller to put on your significant other. You can use your imagination on how it would work.
Posted by mendicantbias00 on July 31, 2008 at 7:16 am
“These comments are quickly turning into a new Wii shirt controller to put on your significant other. You can use your imagination on how it would work.”
“If you waggle this…”
*insert Wiimote here*
“No waggling this!”
*Downward Arrow*
=)
Posted by Stuicide on July 31, 2008 at 7:18 am
Perv.
Posted by Ragingterror on July 31, 2008 at 9:13 am
Haha!
Posted by bs angel on July 31, 2008 at 10:27 am
LOL, … Nice.
Posted by Tortacular on July 31, 2008 at 10:41 am
So I assume you used the “It’s for a blog article!” excuse to buy this shirt?
Posted by bs angel on July 31, 2008 at 10:53 am
Oh goodness gracious no, that shirt is fugly. The only one I would purchase with that design is “Play your Xbox and leave this box alone”. ;)
Posted by the light show on July 31, 2008 at 9:48 pm
can’t you have both? it’s called multitasking….
Posted by Doowutchyalike on August 1, 2008 at 1:01 am
No comment on this one babe!
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Posted by Crestfallen on August 5, 2008 at 10:56 am
Otherwise my husband would be all over this
husband??!?!?
Crestfallen again….. ;(