No SeXbox Means Yes EXbox
July 31, 2008 15 Comments
Perhaps you are a disgruntled female stuck with a neglectful significant other who constantly chooses to play his Xbox instead of spend quality time with you. Maybe you are just a gal who enjoys having your vagina referred to as a “box”. Either way, this is definitely the shirt for you. Featuring the familiar button layout of a video game controller with the words “Play with me or this will be your eX-BOX”, this rather unattractive white t-shirt has a conspicuous arrow pointing down. Down to your nether regions? Down to your belly button? I guess down to whatever box happens to be neglected at the time. It’s a good thing the Xbox isn’t called the Xschlong. Otherwise my husband would be all over this.
It misses the analogsticks roughly at the hight of the nipples.
Analog stick nipples – I like the idea :)
If my controller had two extra pillows, I’d never leave the house :)
This must be a wireless controller because it is always looking for fresh batteries.
These comments are quickly turning into a new Wii shirt controller to put on your significant other. You can use your imagination on how it would work.
“These comments are quickly turning into a new Wii shirt controller to put on your significant other. You can use your imagination on how it would work.”
“If you waggle this…”
*insert Wiimote here*
“No waggling this!”
*Downward Arrow*
=)
Perv.
Haha!
LOL, … Nice.
So I assume you used the “It’s for a blog article!” excuse to buy this shirt?
Oh goodness gracious no, that shirt is fugly. The only one I would purchase with that design is “Play your Xbox and leave this box alone”. ;)
can’t you have both? it’s called multitasking….
No comment on this one babe!
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Otherwise my husband would be all over this
husband??!?!?
Crestfallen again….. ;(