In yesterday’s Bungie Weekly Update, Luke included a freehand sketch of an upcoming map titled Purple Reign. I have made two very important deductions from that drawing. Number one, it appears to be purple. Number two, that thing in the middle is obviously covered in pubes. Feel free to click the image to enlarge it and see the cute little curly hairs in all their glory. Oh relax, it’s Saturday. Nobody reads my blog on Saturdays. That’s why you get balls and pubes back to back! Now please excuse me while I go find something to do.
Posted by Captain Spark on July 26, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Such a dirty mind there little missy. :)
Posted by bs angel on July 26, 2008 at 12:55 pm
I know. I’m cursed with the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy. EEK!
Posted by Aperture S on July 26, 2008 at 1:29 pm
lmao, that was my favorite blog post ever.
But bs angel, i read your blog of saturdays :P
Posted by ronbo on July 26, 2008 at 2:34 pm
‘pubes’ not ‘pubs’?
Cuz any map with pubs is a map for me.
Posted by unscspiritsoffire on July 26, 2008 at 2:42 pm
I am with ronbo on this one. :D
Pubs for the win!
Posted by bs angel on July 26, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Fine. This round’s on me.
;)
Posted by Zoom on July 26, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Reminds of the A-Ha video “Taaaaaaaake onn meeeeeeeeee” but with color.
Posted by BBJynne on July 26, 2008 at 3:13 pm
that’s just wrong…
but
YEH! another covenant map!
you know you play to much halo when you can recognize the architecture of the different people groups :(
Posted by Ragingterror on July 26, 2008 at 4:23 pm
That particular sketch reminds me of Midship… I don’t think they’ll actually remake it, but a level with similar architecture will be much appreciated.
Posted by Tinycg on July 26, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Ragingterror, I had the same thought.. granted seeing something that blatantly purple you cant help but think of Midship.
So I’m reading this and thinking, cool Angel is gonna make predictions and break down the image.. getting all intrigued.. and I get.. purple, and pubes.
Another winning post!
Posted by bs angel on July 26, 2008 at 5:57 pm
I aim to entertain!
(I actually was going to attempt to break it down, but then I saw those little squiggles, got distracted, and that was that. I know you wouldn’t expect anything less from me!)
Haven’t they confirmed this is a new map, not a remake?
Posted by Ray on July 26, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Thanks to your description I cannot bear to have it as my desktop background, lmao!
Epic post!
-Ray
Posted by Jim 028 on July 27, 2008 at 9:09 am
http://www.bungie.net/News/content.aspx?type=topnews&cid=13931
Luke says that Purple Reign is all new in this update, nearly halfway down under the heading Top News.
“you can fact check before you post that Purple Reign is a remake of Midship (It’s not, it’s all new)” – lukems
Posted by Bryan Ojeda on July 27, 2008 at 10:54 pm
omg! It’s from the next halo game! Halo 3: Wii Edition
Posted by Azrael on July 28, 2008 at 12:55 am
It IS undeniably purple. Unless you look down. What do you call that color anyway?