I am so very ready for this week to be over. After being struck with a delightful case of food poisoning earlier in the week, I have been centrally located either hovering over the toilet or tossing and turning in bed. Lovely, eh? Thankfully the worst is over, and I am now feeling well enough to be entertained by all of you. Let’s recap last week’s funniest submissions then you can get to making me laugh by coming up with some new hilarious captions.
- “King of the Hill just got EXTREME!” (aussie_spartan)
- “It was here the Spartan realised that the invisible barriers had in fact defeated him.” (newguy2445)
- “Man I knew I shouldn’t have eaten all those Snow Cones.” (Cozmo23)
- “Red Commander: What the hell happened to him? Red Tech: Long story, it involves beer, a mancannon, and a banshee.” (Dust and Echoes)
- “It kind of makes you wanna… Break into song? Yeah. I love the mountains, I love the clear blue sky…” (Soulofaqua)
- “Jimmy was very disappointed when the sled took off down the hill without him.” (Angel 251)
- “Dudes, you have to see this. I just peed my name in the snow up here!” (Spade)
While Master Chief looks like he is happily waving in last week’s screenshot, I’m not exactly sure what he is doing in this next picture. Now that I think about it, I’m pretty sure I don’t even want to know. My only caption for this shot is “No, I will not keep shaking your hand.” I know you have something wittier though so hit me with your best!
Author: dE eYe 0f BuLL
Posted by mendicantbias00 on July 25, 2008 at 3:11 am
Here, take my strong hand!
Posted by Kroll GB on July 25, 2008 at 3:13 am
No, it’s not a banana, I’m just pleased to see you
Posted by Kroll GB on July 25, 2008 at 3:15 am
ONI’s appendage replacement for combat loss were suffering from cutbacks…
Posted by Kroll GB on July 25, 2008 at 3:17 am
Formal greetings on Harvest had, in the eyes of some, become rather inappropriate
Posted by Kroll GB on July 25, 2008 at 3:19 am
The following morning Spartan 117 regretted trying the latest genetically modified cocktail
Posted by Kroll GB on July 25, 2008 at 3:19 am
Am I spamming? I just can’t stop!! ;)
Posted by Kroll GB on July 25, 2008 at 3:24 am
After his return from the radioactive zone, Spartan’s girlfriend couldn’t help but reflect on her good fortune…
Posted by Kroll GB on July 25, 2008 at 3:34 am
Critics argue that the latest “special powers” in the new series of Heros had gotten a little silly
Posted by NINJA:Dusk2Dawn on July 25, 2008 at 4:58 am
Spartans have 5!
Posted by Diablo Raul on July 25, 2008 at 5:10 am
“I am the Superior Spartan, not only can I duel wield but I can throw grenades from my crotch!”
Posted by Surrender on July 25, 2008 at 5:25 am
That’s handy.
Posted by Kroll GB on July 25, 2008 at 6:00 am
The Spartan programmes latest modifications raised more than a few eyebrows…
Posted by The Last Hunter on July 25, 2008 at 6:20 am
The Portal Gun Strikes Again!
Posted by XMixMasterX on July 25, 2008 at 6:30 am
Spartan: If these photos weren’t hosted on photobucket, I might be able to view them at work.
HQ: You’re a jerk for wasting everyone’s time who is reading this. Go home and THEN enter the caption contest.
Posted by -S- on July 25, 2008 at 6:33 am
Spartans can strangle you to death with their c**ks, FACT
Posted by StealthSpeed3 on July 25, 2008 at 6:35 am
Hit me I’m Open!!!
Posted by -S- on July 25, 2008 at 6:37 am
This is one of the most horrific Grifball injuries to date
Posted by A Shaky Shotgun on July 25, 2008 at 6:47 am
Yet another failed attempt by Bungie programmers to introduce triple wielding.
Posted by CrunchbiteNuva on July 25, 2008 at 6:49 am
“Hey, high-five!!!”
“I do not want to do that anymore…”
Posted by Cozmo23 on July 25, 2008 at 6:51 am
“IF you think this is wierd you should see my left hand now”
Posted by Doc on July 25, 2008 at 6:52 am
See, I told you it was a thrid arm.
Posted by Dakota the Wolf on July 25, 2008 at 6:57 am
Kamehameha!!!!!!!
Posted by snorkle256 on July 25, 2008 at 7:02 am
It’s like a Master Chief arm cradling an apple.
Posted by SIR COFFEE on July 25, 2008 at 7:05 am
Sergeant Johnson: “Looks like Master Chief finally hit something as stubborn as he is.”
Posted by Xor1an on July 25, 2008 at 7:07 am
“Hey Caboose, high five!”
(Not original, and pretty obvious, but I couldn’t resist.)
Posted by SIR COFFEE on July 25, 2008 at 7:13 am
Sorry, I was looking at the previous week’s screenshot when I put that.
Posted by plazmamuffin on July 25, 2008 at 7:14 am
You mean that’s NOT a third arm???
Posted by Thunderstream328 on July 25, 2008 at 7:18 am
The Spartans were trained to have more than one sexual appendage. They have 5!
Posted by Shu Sam Chen on July 25, 2008 at 8:35 am
“Put your hands where I can see them… no, not there!”
Posted by JESUS on July 25, 2008 at 8:37 am
Laugh now, because when I get unstuck you’re a dead man.
Posted by Kroll GB on July 25, 2008 at 8:39 am
The chief found that, while effective, viagra substitutes can have unintended side effects!
Posted by JESUS on July 25, 2008 at 8:40 am
Teleporter experiments at Chiron TL-34 go horribly wrong.
Posted by Kroll GB on July 25, 2008 at 8:45 am
Timmy’s “experimental” modding had consequences that broke previously unexplored levels of the Xbox live moral code
Posted by Kroll GB on July 25, 2008 at 8:46 am
A whole new way to ‘flip the birdie’
Posted by JRCB on July 25, 2008 at 9:49 am
Bungie announced that for their next game, there will be triple wielding.
Posted by El Dr Jan Itor on July 25, 2008 at 10:01 am
Spartans take everything to the extreme… Even chronic masturbation.
Posted by tyler on July 25, 2008 at 10:53 am
The new third arm attachment didnt go over so well with the girls
Posted by WT_Snaks on July 25, 2008 at 11:03 am
There is only another fist.
Posted by cbd on July 25, 2008 at 11:16 am
Reporting for Short Arm inspection, Sir.
Posted by Kato on July 25, 2008 at 11:21 am
Popular with the ladies, I assume.
Posted by Mintz on July 25, 2008 at 11:59 am
Mysteriously, Chief always had the quicker draw in a Western-style shootout.
“Gimme Five! Up High! Down low! Lower. Lower…”
Posted by Tobias Grey on July 25, 2008 at 12:12 pm
And for my next trick I’ll get my hand out of there without fainting.
Posted by The Corrupted One on July 25, 2008 at 1:38 pm
“oops”
The doctors had well and truly mucked up the sex change.
you really don’t want to see what they put on the end of his arm.
Posted by Chris on July 25, 2008 at 2:13 pm
In the books they always talk about establishing a handshake connection, or something of the sort. Now I know exactly what they meant by that.
Posted by TAS9303 on July 25, 2008 at 2:14 pm
before my surgery the doctor said they could use one of my fingers…why stop there!
Posted by Dusty Boy T on July 25, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Chuck Norris may have a third fist hidden under his beard, but Master Chief has his third fist hidden elsewhere…
Posted by BBJynne on July 25, 2008 at 3:59 pm
this probably already got said but….
andy: High Five!
caboose: I don’t what to do that anymore….
Posted by retinence on July 25, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Ha! I threw ‘paper’… twice!!
Posted by shenanigans on July 25, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Doctor: So, how do you put your pants on?
Spartan: Like a glove…
Posted by retinence on July 25, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Putting your finger threw your zipper to scare all the girlies: FAIL
Posted by newguy2445 on July 25, 2008 at 5:12 pm
I told you guys that I could stick my hand down my mouth and push it out my ass. Now where’s my Recon!
Posted by newguy2445 on July 25, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Unfortunately the Spartan IIs lacked shielding around their crutch, so a robotic arm was installed entitled ‘Ball Protector’.
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Unfortunately the Spartan IIs lacked shielding around their crutch, so a robotic arm was installed entitled ‘Ball Protector’. Unfortunately this Ball Protector had a habit of grabbing grenades the spartan was trying to throw.
Posted by Babam on July 25, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Doctor: Push!Push! Push! I can see a arm, your almost there. Deep breaths, Deep Breaths. Push!
Baby:WAAAAH
Achievement Unlocked
Posted by diabeatu on July 25, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Hehe, Chuck Norris cant EVEN compete with this…
Posted by pwkwsfi on July 25, 2008 at 10:09 pm
snorkle256 beat me to it. I give up.
Posted by Spade on July 25, 2008 at 10:16 pm
The end result of when the flood takes over a spartan.
Posted by Spade on July 25, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Note to self, don’t eat an entire box of exlax. It will turn me inside out, literally.
Posted by Spade on July 25, 2008 at 10:25 pm
Hey, what Dust and Echoes said last week might work here as well.
Red Commander: What happened to him?
Red Tech: Long story, it involves beer, a mancannon, and a banshee.
Posted by Tooks on July 25, 2008 at 10:34 pm
anonymous-”hey, hows it hangin’?”
spartan with 3rd arm,”oh thats low man.. thats.. low..”
Posted by Tooks on July 25, 2008 at 10:35 pm
“I ROCK WITH MY HAND COCKED!”
Posted by Gnome on July 25, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Only one armor variation has been proven to help pre-pubescent LIVE players with long and lonely nights when screeching into a headset just doesn’t work.
Posted by gbair on July 25, 2008 at 11:15 pm
“I thought it was another arm!”
-Caboose
Posted by Rune Of Red on July 26, 2008 at 1:35 am
My 11th digit!
Posted by Dust and Echoes on July 26, 2008 at 1:59 am
“You know those augmentations spartans go through?”
“Akward as hell?”
“Totally.”
Posted by FJFC on July 26, 2008 at 10:32 am
Evolution went wrong
Posted by Anubis V0nG0dly on July 26, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Stupendous amounts of viagra will give you an erection the size of Arnnie schwarzenegger’s fore arm
‘Cum with me if you want to live!’
Posted by J23 on July 26, 2008 at 6:35 pm
“The nuclear waste was supposed to make it bigger…stupid internets and it’s false information!”
Posted by Hoovaloov on July 26, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Teleporter sex quickly declined in popularity after a few….incidents.
Posted by Azrael on July 26, 2008 at 11:15 pm
It’s a bird…wait, no, it’s a plane…wait, WHAT IS THAT THING?!?!
Posted by Bootsman on July 27, 2008 at 6:35 am
So instead of the “Baby hand with an orange”, the pumped up spartans have a “Manly hand with a frag nade”
Posted by frEkLz on July 27, 2008 at 10:29 am
masturbating: your doing it wrong
Posted by FuriCuriMatt on July 28, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Snorkle wins, all hail snorkle.
Posted by newguy2445 on August 1, 2008 at 4:38 am
The Spartan was very pleased with his new attached arm. He now had a place to store the bomb when running.
Posted by Sean C84 on August 1, 2008 at 9:38 pm
No-one was worried when they were told the rations would contain irradiated food. At first.
Posted by Sean C84 on August 1, 2008 at 9:46 pm
No, the gloves do not double as condoms.
Posted by JESUS on August 2, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Spartan: I swear to god that the next person to ask how this happened is gonna find out!
Posted by JESUS on August 2, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Spartan: I get the feeling this is going to get added to Skippy’s List.
Posted by JESUS on August 2, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Sarge: Cortana, I thought I told you not to let him have any sugar!
Posted by XxZakAlmightyxX on August 13, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Well, I wouldn’t exactly call it a third leg……
Posted by Predator5791 on August 22, 2008 at 7:48 am
HAND JOB