Friday Caption Fun, Round 17
July 25, 2008 80 Comments
I am so very ready for this week to be over. After being struck with a delightful case of food poisoning earlier in the week, I have been centrally located either hovering over the toilet or tossing and turning in bed. Lovely, eh? Thankfully the worst is over, and I am now feeling well enough to be entertained by all of you. Let’s recap last week’s funniest submissions then you can get to making me laugh by coming up with some new hilarious captions.
- “King of the Hill just got EXTREME!” (aussie_spartan)
- “It was here the Spartan realised that the invisible barriers had in fact defeated him.” (newguy2445)
- “Man I knew I shouldn’t have eaten all those Snow Cones.” (Cozmo23)
- “Red Commander: What the hell happened to him? Red Tech: Long story, it involves beer, a mancannon, and a banshee.” (Dust and Echoes)
- “It kind of makes you wanna… Break into song? Yeah. I love the mountains, I love the clear blue sky…” (Soulofaqua)
- “Jimmy was very disappointed when the sled took off down the hill without him.” (Angel 251)
- “Dudes, you have to see this. I just peed my name in the snow up here!” (Spade)
While Master Chief looks like he is happily waving in last week’s screenshot, I’m not exactly sure what he is doing in this next picture. Now that I think about it, I’m pretty sure I don’t even want to know. My only caption for this shot is “No, I will not keep shaking your hand.” I know you have something wittier though so hit me with your best!
Author: dE eYe 0f BuLL
Here, take my strong hand!
No, it’s not a banana, I’m just pleased to see you
ONI’s appendage replacement for combat loss were suffering from cutbacks…
Formal greetings on Harvest had, in the eyes of some, become rather inappropriate
The following morning Spartan 117 regretted trying the latest genetically modified cocktail
Am I spamming? I just can’t stop!! ;)
After his return from the radioactive zone, Spartan’s girlfriend couldn’t help but reflect on her good fortune…
Critics argue that the latest “special powers” in the new series of Heros had gotten a little silly
Spartans have 5!
“I am the Superior Spartan, not only can I duel wield but I can throw grenades from my crotch!”
That’s handy.
The Spartan programmes latest modifications raised more than a few eyebrows…
The Portal Gun Strikes Again!
Spartan: If these photos weren’t hosted on photobucket, I might be able to view them at work.
HQ: You’re a jerk for wasting everyone’s time who is reading this. Go home and THEN enter the caption contest.
Spartans can strangle you to death with their c**ks, FACT
Hit me I’m Open!!!
This is one of the most horrific Grifball injuries to date
Yet another failed attempt by Bungie programmers to introduce triple wielding.
“Hey, high-five!!!”
“I do not want to do that anymore…”
“IF you think this is wierd you should see my left hand now”
See, I told you it was a thrid arm.
Kamehameha!!!!!!!
It’s like a Master Chief arm cradling an apple.
Sergeant Johnson: “Looks like Master Chief finally hit something as stubborn as he is.”
“Hey Caboose, high five!”
(Not original, and pretty obvious, but I couldn’t resist.)
Sorry, I was looking at the previous week’s screenshot when I put that.
You mean that’s NOT a third arm???
The Spartans were trained to have more than one sexual appendage. They have 5!
“Put your hands where I can see them… no, not there!”
Laugh now, because when I get unstuck you’re a dead man.
The chief found that, while effective, viagra substitutes can have unintended side effects!
Teleporter experiments at Chiron TL-34 go horribly wrong.
Timmy’s “experimental” modding had consequences that broke previously unexplored levels of the Xbox live moral code
A whole new way to ‘flip the birdie’
Bungie announced that for their next game, there will be triple wielding.
Spartans take everything to the extreme… Even chronic masturbation.
The new third arm attachment didnt go over so well with the girls
There is only another fist.
Reporting for Short Arm inspection, Sir.
Popular with the ladies, I assume.
Mysteriously, Chief always had the quicker draw in a Western-style shootout.
“Gimme Five! Up High! Down low! Lower. Lower…”
And for my next trick I’ll get my hand out of there without fainting.
“oops”
The doctors had well and truly mucked up the sex change.
you really don’t want to see what they put on the end of his arm.
In the books they always talk about establishing a handshake connection, or something of the sort. Now I know exactly what they meant by that.
before my surgery the doctor said they could use one of my fingers…why stop there!
Chuck Norris may have a third fist hidden under his beard, but Master Chief has his third fist hidden elsewhere…
this probably already got said but….
andy: High Five!
caboose: I don’t what to do that anymore….
Ha! I threw ‘paper’… twice!!
Doctor: So, how do you put your pants on?
Spartan: Like a glove…
Putting your finger threw your zipper to scare all the girlies: FAIL
I told you guys that I could stick my hand down my mouth and push it out my ass. Now where’s my Recon!
Unfortunately the Spartan IIs lacked shielding around their crutch, so a robotic arm was installed entitled ‘Ball Protector’.
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Unfortunately the Spartan IIs lacked shielding around their crutch, so a robotic arm was installed entitled ‘Ball Protector’. Unfortunately this Ball Protector had a habit of grabbing grenades the spartan was trying to throw.
Doctor: Push!Push! Push! I can see a arm, your almost there. Deep breaths, Deep Breaths. Push!
Baby:WAAAAH
Achievement Unlocked
Hehe, Chuck Norris cant EVEN compete with this…
snorkle256 beat me to it. I give up.
The end result of when the flood takes over a spartan.
Note to self, don’t eat an entire box of exlax. It will turn me inside out, literally.
Hey, what Dust and Echoes said last week might work here as well.
Red Commander: What happened to him?
Red Tech: Long story, it involves beer, a mancannon, and a banshee.
anonymous-”hey, hows it hangin’?”
spartan with 3rd arm,”oh thats low man.. thats.. low..”
“I ROCK WITH MY HAND COCKED!”
Only one armor variation has been proven to help pre-pubescent LIVE players with long and lonely nights when screeching into a headset just doesn’t work.
“I thought it was another arm!”
-Caboose
My 11th digit!
“You know those augmentations spartans go through?”
“Akward as hell?”
“Totally.”
Evolution went wrong
Stupendous amounts of viagra will give you an erection the size of Arnnie schwarzenegger’s fore arm
‘Cum with me if you want to live!’
“The nuclear waste was supposed to make it bigger…stupid internets and it’s false information!”
Teleporter sex quickly declined in popularity after a few….incidents.
It’s a bird…wait, no, it’s a plane…wait, WHAT IS THAT THING?!?!
So instead of the “Baby hand with an orange”, the pumped up spartans have a “Manly hand with a frag nade”
masturbating: your doing it wrong
Snorkle wins, all hail snorkle.
The Spartan was very pleased with his new attached arm. He now had a place to store the bomb when running.
No-one was worried when they were told the rations would contain irradiated food. At first.
No, the gloves do not double as condoms.
Spartan: I swear to god that the next person to ask how this happened is gonna find out!
Spartan: I get the feeling this is going to get added to Skippy’s List.
Sarge: Cortana, I thought I told you not to let him have any sugar!
Well, I wouldn’t exactly call it a third leg……
HAND JOB