Keep It Clean
July 21, 2008 6 Comments
Don’t drink the water! I suspect it is contaminated with little spermies, fertile eggs, and impregnating things of that nature as everybody and their dog seems to be popping out babies right now. While I typically avoid water as I find the alcohol content to be lower than I prefer, I am considering chugging gallons of it just so I can buy this adorably pink handmade Ms. Pac-Man bib I found on Etsy. Costing a mere $10, this would make the perfect baby gift for the expectant gamer couple, especially if you bundle it with some of these color coordinating Ghost cookies. Even though I don’t have any babies, my husband is constantly dribbling food down his shirt. Maybe I’ll just buy it for him.
Glass of water + Corporate Laptop + “I suspect it is contaminated with little spermies, fertile eggs, and impregnating things of that nature…” = a mad dash to procure paper towels so as not to have to go to my boss and tell her that I need to send my cpu in for repair…that always leads to awkward questions.
=D
also “While I typically avoid water as I find the alcohol content to be lower than I prefer…” was funny as hell.
I think your husbie will love this gift!
If you get it now, you can always wrap it up and save it for any grandkids that may arrive in future years.
I prefer a little Water here and there. Mostly in the form of Ice….. in rum.
Superintendent Approved! d[(oo)]T
OMG – that is soooo cute!!