Another week of summer came, and another week of summer went. I’ve been taking full advantage of the more relaxed schedule by spending way too many nights gaming until dawn. Well, that and digging around for entertaining screenshots for us to caption of course. Before we get to this week’s image I scrounged up, let’s recap the funnier submissions from the last Friday Caption Fun we did over the long Fourth of July holiday weekend.
- “It was the morning after the annual Bungie Day Bash when MC realized that beer before liquor does, in fact, get you drunk quicker.” (Reverendtik)
- “Chief was pretty depressed after not getting 1 billion dollars and infinite girlfriends for his birthday…” (Dusty Boy T)
- “The soldier was worried. Not only did he find that he had woken up with a traffic cone on his head, but more importantly… why did he have *two* assault rifles?” (Sane Intolerant)
- “What do you mean it looks dorky? It gives me +5 intelligence.” (retinence)
- “After years of spectacle, those who continually tried to earn Recon by getting ‘Cwned’ would end up on the streets with nothing but Mark V and a terrible addiction to plastic.” (XMixMasterX)
- “Timmy was never the sharpest energy sword in the barracks. But after stating in class that UNSC stood for “Uncle Newb’z Stinky Crack”, he got to spend some quality time with the dunce cap.” (Hoovaloov)
- “Red’s drinking problems proved that she truly could not handle the Rock-n-Roll lifestyle, and she was eliminated on Bret Michael’s Rock of Love before the first episode aired.” (MattDGiant)
- “In the future, bringing guns to school only warrants a few minutes of time-out with the Dunce Cap.” (Mintz)
Poor Chief, he looks so desolate. I’d give him a big hug if I didn’t think he would puke on me. Thankfully there is no sign of vomit in this week’s picture. I have titled this ridiculously cute screenshot “Greetings from the Top” but that’s so boring. I’m betting you can do better than me so tell me, what is your witty caption for it?
Author: Platoon Ranger
Posted by Soulofaqua on July 18, 2008 at 4:12 am
Is it normal that my shit is white?
Posted by Soulofaqua on July 18, 2008 at 4:12 am
Damn those lactating pills!!
Posted by Soulofaqua on July 18, 2008 at 4:13 am
Oh hai!
Posted by aussie_spartan on July 18, 2008 at 4:14 am
1. “The term ‘Shitting bricks’ is thrown around a lot these days but I can safely say…”
2. “I think I can, I think I can…”
3. “When the other team asked him what he meant by: ‘Hung like a hill’ they never realised how serious he was.”
4. “King of the Hill just got EXTREME!”
Posted by Soulofaqua on July 18, 2008 at 4:14 am
You’re so cold, but you feel alive
Lay your hand on me one last time
Posted by Soulofaqua on July 18, 2008 at 4:16 am
Look I’m sitting on mother earths boobs!
Posted by Soulofaqua on July 18, 2008 at 4:17 am
Master Chief are you there? I am ready to receive the 7 commendements.
Posted by Soulofaqua on July 18, 2008 at 4:18 am
I scream, you scream, we scream ICECREAM!!!
Posted by Soulofaqua on July 18, 2008 at 4:19 am
b-b-balls… freez-z-zing, h-how m-m-m-much-h-h lon-n-nger?
Posted by Soulofaqua on July 18, 2008 at 4:21 am
Wow, they’re bigger than Lola Ferrari’s!
Posted by Soulofaqua on July 18, 2008 at 4:24 am
Ehm, guys? guys, I’m tired of playing hide and seek. Guys?
Posted by Soulofaqua on July 18, 2008 at 4:25 am
Yudl – Ay – EEE – Ooooo
Posted by Soulofaqua on July 18, 2008 at 4:26 am
OOoh, mother earth your nipples are sooo hard.
Posted by Soulofaqua on July 18, 2008 at 4:28 am
Why Sir Edmund Hilary should not play Halo.
Posted by Soulofaqua on July 18, 2008 at 4:29 am
Look! there comes the Titanic!
Posted by Soulofaqua on July 18, 2008 at 4:29 am
After watching spongebob Red wanted to ride his own rock.
Posted by Bootsman on July 18, 2008 at 4:45 am
“Should’ve listened to Johnson”
Posted by AusQB on July 18, 2008 at 4:52 am
Soulofaqua has mental diarrhea :P
Not that’s not my caption, this is:
Geronimo!
THUD!
My grenades…
Posted by Sebas on July 18, 2008 at 5:11 am
warning! overdose on mentos ‘may’ have lactating effects!
Posted by newguy2445 on July 18, 2008 at 5:17 am
It was here the Spartan realised, he couldn’t see the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
Posted by Soulofaqua on July 18, 2008 at 5:17 am
Mentos, the freshmaker!
Posted by newguy2445 on July 18, 2008 at 5:18 am
The mountain took the term “…do I look like I give an ass…” literally.
Posted by newguy2445 on July 18, 2008 at 5:20 am
It was here the Spartan realised, that the invisble barriers had infact defeated him.
Posted by newguy2445 on July 18, 2008 at 5:20 am
“Help me please, a pack of invisble ninjas put me here when I asked for reconz”
Posted by Diablo Raul on July 18, 2008 at 5:21 am
“Guys, you would not believe what just came out of me. High Five!!”
Posted by Anubis V0nG0dly on July 18, 2008 at 5:31 am
“This hurts alot more than it looks”
Posted by Soulofaqua on July 18, 2008 at 5:57 am
Look guys I’ve made the biggest dump since the birth of John Bon Jovi!
Posted by Captain Spark on July 18, 2008 at 6:16 am
Sergent Johnson, ” Chief, how many times do I have to tell you, ice won’t help your hemorrhoids, so get you sore ass back down here”.
Posted by Don113 on July 18, 2008 at 6:30 am
But I was scared!
Posted by Cozmo23 on July 18, 2008 at 6:45 am
“Man I knew I shouldnt have eaten all those Snow Cones”
Posted by -S- on July 18, 2008 at 7:08 am
Jesus Chief, what the hell did you eat?
Posted by tommyp2010 on July 18, 2008 at 7:11 am
And here we see a giant so angry that he’s turned red.
Posted by Shu Sam Chen on July 18, 2008 at 7:26 am
Hi Mum! I’m on TV!
Posted by Cailus on July 18, 2008 at 7:47 am
When Sarge heard that Simmons was riding a Mongoose Brokeback style, he just had to go one better…
Posted by Babamthegrunt on July 18, 2008 at 8:19 am
As you can see the effects of the mindfuck motivational poster are clearly seen here. The subject has indeed, shit a mountain of white bricks.
Posted by MrOwn1 on July 18, 2008 at 8:20 am
We’ve done it before, but now, i present to you, The first spartan to get to the top of Mount Everest!
Posted by Dust and Echoes on July 18, 2008 at 9:00 am
Red Commander:What the hell happened to him?
Red Tech:Long story, it involves beer, a mancannon, and a banshee.
Posted by o LiGHTNiNG o on July 18, 2008 at 9:02 am
Randy Marsh from South Park goes next-gen.
(To understand this, you’ll need to have seen Episode 162 of South Park, from Season 11, or at least to have seen the ending on youtube.)
Posted by Angel 251 on July 18, 2008 at 9:38 am
Jimmy was very dissapointed when the sled took off down the hill without him.
Posted by tanaka sagara on July 18, 2008 at 9:56 am
Coors light, goes great with nuts.
Posted by Smokaman on July 18, 2008 at 11:08 am
I think i know why there are so few ODSTs with children that admire them for their daring helljumps
Posted by Salen on July 18, 2008 at 11:19 am
“Here comes the Pain Train! WOO WOO!”
Posted by Fuseli on July 18, 2008 at 11:30 am
“I’m on top of the world!”
Posted by esreveRPsychology on July 18, 2008 at 11:59 am
Wow… I’m shocked that no-one has tossed out an “I can see my house from here!” joke yet. (Now that I’ve opened the suggestion, feel free to use it.)
Oh and my caption is as follows:
“Hey guys! I found a Quarter!”
Posted by 3of9 on July 18, 2008 at 12:02 pm
“I can see your mom’s house from here!”
Posted by Aperture S on July 18, 2008 at 12:21 pm
They’ll never see me up here…..
Posted by Gnome on July 18, 2008 at 12:31 pm
One day the master chieef did land on something harder then him, just as Johnson predicted. After that there were no bits and pieces.
Posted by Spade on July 18, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Unfortunately the winner of the hot wing eating contest suffered the most
Posted by Spade on July 18, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Dudes, you have to see this. I just peed my name in the snow up here.
Posted by stavie on July 18, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Worst place for a mountain to be. Period.
Posted by Soulofaqua on July 18, 2008 at 1:49 pm
It kind of make you wanna…
Break into song?
yeah.
I love the mountains, I love the clear blue sky.
Posted by Dusty Boy T on July 18, 2008 at 2:46 pm
“i can haz aspirin?”
Posted by JRCB on July 18, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Watch where you get out of the hornet or banshee, or else you could end up with a case of blue balls.
Posted by J23 on July 18, 2008 at 3:23 pm
And they said I needed a Sherpa for this expedition..
Posted by Hoovaloov on July 18, 2008 at 3:30 pm
During filming of Halo 3’s opening scene, production slowed to a halt due to a few setbacks concerning Master Chief’s sky dive past Mt. Kilimanjaro.
Posted by Seraph on July 18, 2008 at 3:32 pm
“Chief remembered the rip cord only slightly too late”
“Hai, I has mountains”
Posted by retinence on July 18, 2008 at 3:44 pm
When Red found a new sniper spot, to his dismay, he never accounted for slippage.
Posted by NINJA:Dusk2Dawn on July 18, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Whet do you mean i’m dead, i’m about to reach the summit!
I new that new elastic cod piece would come in hand…umm help… please
It was my destiny, i oculd feel it, i just wish it WASN”T SO COLD!
Posted by tyler on July 18, 2008 at 6:18 pm
whole new meaning to the phrase getting the finger.
Posted by frEkLz on July 18, 2008 at 7:09 pm
mountain climbing: you’re doing it wrong
c4n i haz rec0nz naow?
Posted by KuroX32 on July 18, 2008 at 7:23 pm
(Red Teammate off screen) Hey NOOB! That’s not what getting “Rick Rolled” means!
Posted by SonofMacPhisto on July 18, 2008 at 9:47 pm
‘Two dollars!’
Posted by Imperfectus1 on July 18, 2008 at 9:52 pm
Best… sniper spot… ever
Posted by spectre a gogo on July 18, 2008 at 11:17 pm
OOOOOOH-DEE-OOOOOOOH-LEY-HE-HOOOOOO
Posted by Surrender on July 19, 2008 at 2:56 am
The Covenant’s worst fear has come to pass: The Abominable Snowman found MJOLNIR.
Posted by NiTrOuS 343 on July 19, 2008 at 8:41 am
Caption: CRACK STASH!!!
I’m quite surprised that no one has so far done a caption about the mountain of crack he’s sitting on.
Posted by HumrH360 on July 19, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Marine ODST: Whoa… It’s like a post card…
Dear Sarge,
Kicking ass in “King of the Hill.” Wish you were here.
Sarge: I HEARD THAT, JACKASS!!!!!
Posted by StealthSpeed3 on July 19, 2008 at 10:29 pm
ok, who’s the smartass that shot the needler into the snow before i sat down?
Posted by Shu Sam Chen on July 20, 2008 at 4:26 am
The YMCA dance gone wrong.
Posted by Jake's Dad on July 20, 2008 at 8:13 pm
AND I’M FREEEEEE ( . . . la da tee da, la dee da . . . ) FREE-FALLING!
Posted by Dakota the Wolf on July 21, 2008 at 6:41 am
oh, crap… can someone toss up my sniper rifle?!?!
Posted by Mintz on July 21, 2008 at 8:37 am
After seeing this picture, skateboarders across the country stopped complaining about getting sacked by a rail.
Chief realized he had one too many when he forgot what the mechanical bull looked like.
Kobe Bryant has been one-upped.
Posted by StealthSpeed3 on July 21, 2008 at 7:12 pm
After climbing Mt. SlipperyNipple did MC realize that the top of the world was very flippin’ cold!
Posted by Corruption on July 24, 2008 at 6:09 am
ima camp wiv
INVIZIBUL ROKIT LAWN CHAIR!!!one!
or
“how the hell did i get up here”
Chief had been inhaling his usual dose of crack again.
Posted by D TeK K4F on July 24, 2008 at 7:23 am
I’m just sitting on my stash. Eight ball anyone?
or
My Doctor told me to apply a thin layer of external hemroid cream. Yes, they are that bad….
or
The foul result of a gay gangbang.
or
Air traffic controller gone too far.
Posted by Kato on July 25, 2008 at 11:20 am
I’m late to the party, but:
“Riiiiiiiiiicooooooolaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”