Friday Caption Fun, Round 16
July 18, 2008 76 Comments
Another week of summer came, and another week of summer went. I’ve been taking full advantage of the more relaxed schedule by spending way too many nights gaming until dawn. Well, that and digging around for entertaining screenshots for us to caption of course. Before we get to this week’s image I scrounged up, let’s recap the funnier submissions from the last Friday Caption Fun we did over the long Fourth of July holiday weekend.
- “It was the morning after the annual Bungie Day Bash when MC realized that beer before liquor does, in fact, get you drunk quicker.” (Reverendtik)
- “Chief was pretty depressed after not getting 1 billion dollars and infinite girlfriends for his birthday…” (Dusty Boy T)
- “The soldier was worried. Not only did he find that he had woken up with a traffic cone on his head, but more importantly… why did he have *two* assault rifles?” (Sane Intolerant)
- “What do you mean it looks dorky? It gives me +5 intelligence.” (retinence)
- “After years of spectacle, those who continually tried to earn Recon by getting ‘Cwned’ would end up on the streets with nothing but Mark V and a terrible addiction to plastic.” (XMixMasterX)
- “Timmy was never the sharpest energy sword in the barracks. But after stating in class that UNSC stood for “Uncle Newb’z Stinky Crack”, he got to spend some quality time with the dunce cap.” (Hoovaloov)
- “Red’s drinking problems proved that she truly could not handle the Rock-n-Roll lifestyle, and she was eliminated on Bret Michael’s Rock of Love before the first episode aired.” (MattDGiant)
- “In the future, bringing guns to school only warrants a few minutes of time-out with the Dunce Cap.” (Mintz)
Poor Chief, he looks so desolate. I’d give him a big hug if I didn’t think he would puke on me. Thankfully there is no sign of vomit in this week’s picture. I have titled this ridiculously cute screenshot “Greetings from the Top” but that’s so boring. I’m betting you can do better than me so tell me, what is your witty caption for it?
Author: Platoon Ranger
Is it normal that my shit is white?
Damn those lactating pills!!
Oh hai!
1. “The term ‘Shitting bricks’ is thrown around a lot these days but I can safely say…”
2. “I think I can, I think I can…”
3. “When the other team asked him what he meant by: ‘Hung like a hill’ they never realised how serious he was.”
4. “King of the Hill just got EXTREME!”
You’re so cold, but you feel alive
Lay your hand on me one last time
Look I’m sitting on mother earths boobs!
Master Chief are you there? I am ready to receive the 7 commendements.
I scream, you scream, we scream ICECREAM!!!
b-b-balls… freez-z-zing, h-how m-m-m-much-h-h lon-n-nger?
Wow, they’re bigger than Lola Ferrari’s!
Ehm, guys? guys, I’m tired of playing hide and seek. Guys?
Yudl – Ay – EEE – Ooooo
OOoh, mother earth your nipples are sooo hard.
Why Sir Edmund Hilary should not play Halo.
Look! there comes the Titanic!
After watching spongebob Red wanted to ride his own rock.
“Should’ve listened to Johnson”
Soulofaqua has mental diarrhea :P
Not that’s not my caption, this is:
Geronimo!
THUD!
My grenades…
warning! overdose on mentos ‘may’ have lactating effects!
It was here the Spartan realised, he couldn’t see the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
Mentos, the freshmaker!
The mountain took the term “…do I look like I give an ass…” literally.
It was here the Spartan realised, that the invisble barriers had infact defeated him.
“Help me please, a pack of invisble ninjas put me here when I asked for reconz”
“Guys, you would not believe what just came out of me. High Five!!”
“This hurts alot more than it looks”
Look guys I’ve made the biggest dump since the birth of John Bon Jovi!
Sergent Johnson, ” Chief, how many times do I have to tell you, ice won’t help your hemorrhoids, so get you sore ass back down here”.
But I was scared!
“Man I knew I shouldnt have eaten all those Snow Cones”
Jesus Chief, what the hell did you eat?
And here we see a giant so angry that he’s turned red.
Hi Mum! I’m on TV!
When Sarge heard that Simmons was riding a Mongoose Brokeback style, he just had to go one better…
As you can see the effects of the mindfuck motivational poster are clearly seen here. The subject has indeed, shit a mountain of white bricks.
We’ve done it before, but now, i present to you, The first spartan to get to the top of Mount Everest!
Red Commander:What the hell happened to him?
Red Tech:Long story, it involves beer, a mancannon, and a banshee.
Randy Marsh from South Park goes next-gen.
(To understand this, you’ll need to have seen Episode 162 of South Park, from Season 11, or at least to have seen the ending on youtube.)
Jimmy was very dissapointed when the sled took off down the hill without him.
Coors light, goes great with nuts.
I think i know why there are so few ODSTs with children that admire them for their daring helljumps
“Here comes the Pain Train! WOO WOO!”
“I’m on top of the world!”
Wow… I’m shocked that no-one has tossed out an “I can see my house from here!” joke yet. (Now that I’ve opened the suggestion, feel free to use it.)
Oh and my caption is as follows:
“Hey guys! I found a Quarter!”
“I can see your mom’s house from here!”
They’ll never see me up here…..
One day the master chieef did land on something harder then him, just as Johnson predicted. After that there were no bits and pieces.
Unfortunately the winner of the hot wing eating contest suffered the most
Dudes, you have to see this. I just peed my name in the snow up here.
Worst place for a mountain to be. Period.
It kind of make you wanna…
Break into song?
yeah.
I love the mountains, I love the clear blue sky.
“i can haz aspirin?”
Watch where you get out of the hornet or banshee, or else you could end up with a case of blue balls.
And they said I needed a Sherpa for this expedition..
During filming of Halo 3′s opening scene, production slowed to a halt due to a few setbacks concerning Master Chief’s sky dive past Mt. Kilimanjaro.
“Chief remembered the rip cord only slightly too late”
“Hai, I has mountains”
When Red found a new sniper spot, to his dismay, he never accounted for slippage.
Whet do you mean i’m dead, i’m about to reach the summit!
I new that new elastic cod piece would come in hand…umm help… please
It was my destiny, i oculd feel it, i just wish it WASN”T SO COLD!
whole new meaning to the phrase getting the finger.
mountain climbing: you’re doing it wrong
c4n i haz rec0nz naow?
(Red Teammate off screen) Hey NOOB! That’s not what getting “Rick Rolled” means!
‘Two dollars!’
Best… sniper spot… ever
OOOOOOH-DEE-OOOOOOOH-LEY-HE-HOOOOOO
The Covenant’s worst fear has come to pass: The Abominable Snowman found MJOLNIR.
Caption: CRACK STASH!!!
I’m quite surprised that no one has so far done a caption about the mountain of crack he’s sitting on.
Marine ODST: Whoa… It’s like a post card…
Dear Sarge,
Kicking ass in “King of the Hill.” Wish you were here.
Sarge: I HEARD THAT, JACKASS!!!!!
ok, who’s the smartass that shot the needler into the snow before i sat down?
The YMCA dance gone wrong.
AND I’M FREEEEEE ( . . . la da tee da, la dee da . . . ) FREE-FALLING!
oh, crap… can someone toss up my sniper rifle?!?!
After seeing this picture, skateboarders across the country stopped complaining about getting sacked by a rail.
Chief realized he had one too many when he forgot what the mechanical bull looked like.
Kobe Bryant has been one-upped.
After climbing Mt. SlipperyNipple did MC realize that the top of the world was very flippin’ cold!
ima camp wiv
INVIZIBUL ROKIT LAWN CHAIR!!!one!
or
“how the hell did i get up here”
Chief had been inhaling his usual dose of crack again.
I’m just sitting on my stash. Eight ball anyone?
or
My Doctor told me to apply a thin layer of external hemroid cream. Yes, they are that bad….
or
The foul result of a gay gangbang.
or
Air traffic controller gone too far.
I’m late to the party, but:
“Riiiiiiiiiicooooooolaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”