Friday Caption Fun, Round 16

halo 3 screenshotAnother week of summer came, and another week of summer went. I’ve been taking full advantage of the more relaxed schedule by spending way too many nights gaming until dawn. Well, that and digging around for entertaining screenshots for us to caption of course. Before we get to this week’s image I scrounged up, let’s recap the funnier submissions from the last Friday Caption Fun we did over the long Fourth of July holiday weekend.
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  • “It was the morning after the annual Bungie Day Bash when MC realized that beer before liquor does, in fact, get you drunk quicker.” (Reverendtik)
  • “Chief was pretty depressed after not getting 1 billion dollars and infinite girlfriends for his birthday…” (Dusty Boy T)
  • “The soldier was worried. Not only did he find that he had woken up with a traffic cone on his head, but more importantly… why did he have *two* assault rifles?” (Sane Intolerant)
  • “What do you mean it looks dorky? It gives me +5 intelligence.” (retinence)
  • “After years of spectacle, those who continually tried to earn Recon by getting ‘Cwned’ would end up on the streets with nothing but Mark V and a terrible addiction to plastic.” (XMixMasterX)
  • “Timmy was never the sharpest energy sword in the barracks. But after stating in class that UNSC stood for “Uncle Newb’z Stinky Crack”, he got to spend some quality time with the dunce cap.” (Hoovaloov)
  • “Red’s drinking problems proved that she truly could not handle the Rock-n-Roll lifestyle, and she was eliminated on Bret Michael’s Rock of Love before the first episode aired.” (MattDGiant)
  • “In the future, bringing guns to school only warrants a few minutes of time-out with the Dunce Cap.” (Mintz)


Poor Chief, he looks so desolate. I’d give him a big hug if I didn’t think he would puke on me. Thankfully there is no sign of vomit in this week’s picture. I have titled this ridiculously cute screenshot “Greetings from the Top” but that’s so boring. I’m betting you can do better than me so tell me, what is your witty caption for it?

Author: Platoon Ranger
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76 Responses to Friday Caption Fun, Round 16

  1. Soulofaqua says:

    Is it normal that my shit is white?

  2. Soulofaqua says:

    Damn those lactating pills!!

  3. Soulofaqua says:

    Oh hai!

  4. aussie_spartan says:

    1. “The term ‘Shitting bricks’ is thrown around a lot these days but I can safely say…”
    2. “I think I can, I think I can…”
    3. “When the other team asked him what he meant by: ‘Hung like a hill’ they never realised how serious he was.”
    4. “King of the Hill just got EXTREME!”

  5. Soulofaqua says:

    You’re so cold, but you feel alive
    Lay your hand on me one last time

  6. Soulofaqua says:

    Look I’m sitting on mother earths boobs!

  7. Soulofaqua says:

    Master Chief are you there? I am ready to receive the 7 commendements.

  8. Soulofaqua says:

    I scream, you scream, we scream ICECREAM!!!

  9. Soulofaqua says:

    b-b-balls… freez-z-zing, h-how m-m-m-much-h-h lon-n-nger?

  10. Soulofaqua says:

    Wow, they’re bigger than Lola Ferrari’s!

  11. Soulofaqua says:

    Ehm, guys? guys, I’m tired of playing hide and seek. Guys?

  12. Soulofaqua says:

    Yudl – Ay – EEE – Ooooo

  13. Soulofaqua says:

    OOoh, mother earth your nipples are sooo hard.

  14. Soulofaqua says:

    Why Sir Edmund Hilary should not play Halo.

  15. Soulofaqua says:

    Look! there comes the Titanic!

  16. Soulofaqua says:

    After watching spongebob Red wanted to ride his own rock.

  17. Bootsman says:

    “Should’ve listened to Johnson”

  18. AusQB says:

    Soulofaqua has mental diarrhea :P

    Not that’s not my caption, this is:

    Geronimo!

    THUD!

    My grenades…

  19. Sebas says:

    warning! overdose on mentos ‘may’ have lactating effects!

  20. newguy2445 says:

    It was here the Spartan realised, he couldn’t see the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

  21. Soulofaqua says:

    Mentos, the freshmaker!

  22. newguy2445 says:

    The mountain took the term “…do I look like I give an ass…” literally.

  23. newguy2445 says:

    It was here the Spartan realised, that the invisble barriers had infact defeated him.

  24. newguy2445 says:

    “Help me please, a pack of invisble ninjas put me here when I asked for reconz”

  25. Diablo Raul says:

    “Guys, you would not believe what just came out of me. High Five!!”

  26. Anubis V0nG0dly says:

    “This hurts alot more than it looks”

  27. Soulofaqua says:

    Look guys I’ve made the biggest dump since the birth of John Bon Jovi!

  28. Sergent Johnson, ” Chief, how many times do I have to tell you, ice won’t help your hemorrhoids, so get you sore ass back down here”.

  29. Don113 says:

    But I was scared!

  30. Cozmo23 says:

    “Man I knew I shouldnt have eaten all those Snow Cones”

  31. -S- says:

    Jesus Chief, what the hell did you eat?

  32. tommyp2010 says:

    And here we see a giant so angry that he’s turned red.

  33. Shu Sam Chen says:

    Hi Mum! I’m on TV!

  34. Cailus says:

    When Sarge heard that Simmons was riding a Mongoose Brokeback style, he just had to go one better…

  35. Babamthegrunt says:

    As you can see the effects of the mindfuck motivational poster are clearly seen here. The subject has indeed, shit a mountain of white bricks.

  36. MrOwn1 says:

    We’ve done it before, but now, i present to you, The first spartan to get to the top of Mount Everest!

  37. Dust and Echoes says:

    Red Commander:What the hell happened to him?
    Red Tech:Long story, it involves beer, a mancannon, and a banshee.

  38. o LiGHTNiNG o says:

    Randy Marsh from South Park goes next-gen.

    (To understand this, you’ll need to have seen Episode 162 of South Park, from Season 11, or at least to have seen the ending on youtube.)

  39. Angel 251 says:

    Jimmy was very dissapointed when the sled took off down the hill without him.

  40. tanaka sagara says:

    Coors light, goes great with nuts.

  41. Smokaman says:

    I think i know why there are so few ODSTs with children that admire them for their daring helljumps

  42. Salen says:

    “Here comes the Pain Train! WOO WOO!”

  43. Fuseli says:

    “I’m on top of the world!”

  44. esreveRPsychology says:

    Wow… I’m shocked that no-one has tossed out an “I can see my house from here!” joke yet. (Now that I’ve opened the suggestion, feel free to use it.)

    Oh and my caption is as follows:

    “Hey guys! I found a Quarter!”

  45. 3of9 says:

    “I can see your mom’s house from here!”

  46. Aperture S says:

    They’ll never see me up here…..

  47. Gnome says:

    One day the master chieef did land on something harder then him, just as Johnson predicted. After that there were no bits and pieces.

  48. Spade says:

    Unfortunately the winner of the hot wing eating contest suffered the most

  49. Spade says:

    Dudes, you have to see this. I just peed my name in the snow up here.

  50. stavie says:

    Worst place for a mountain to be. Period.

  51. Soulofaqua says:

    It kind of make you wanna…
    Break into song?
    yeah.
    I love the mountains, I love the clear blue sky.

  52. Dusty Boy T says:

    “i can haz aspirin?”

  53. JRCB says:

    Watch where you get out of the hornet or banshee, or else you could end up with a case of blue balls.

  54. J23 says:

    And they said I needed a Sherpa for this expedition..

  55. Hoovaloov says:

    During filming of Halo 3′s opening scene, production slowed to a halt due to a few setbacks concerning Master Chief’s sky dive past Mt. Kilimanjaro.

  56. Seraph says:

    “Chief remembered the rip cord only slightly too late”

    “Hai, I has mountains”

  57. retinence says:

    When Red found a new sniper spot, to his dismay, he never accounted for slippage.

  58. NINJA:Dusk2Dawn says:

    Whet do you mean i’m dead, i’m about to reach the summit!

    I new that new elastic cod piece would come in hand…umm help… please

    It was my destiny, i oculd feel it, i just wish it WASN”T SO COLD!

  59. tyler says:

    whole new meaning to the phrase getting the finger.

  60. frEkLz says:

    mountain climbing: you’re doing it wrong

    c4n i haz rec0nz naow?

  61. KuroX32 says:

    (Red Teammate off screen) Hey NOOB! That’s not what getting “Rick Rolled” means!

  62. SonofMacPhisto says:

    ‘Two dollars!’

  63. Imperfectus1 says:

    Best… sniper spot… ever

  64. spectre a gogo says:

    OOOOOOH-DEE-OOOOOOOH-LEY-HE-HOOOOOO

  65. Surrender says:

    The Covenant’s worst fear has come to pass: The Abominable Snowman found MJOLNIR.

  66. NiTrOuS 343 says:

    Caption: CRACK STASH!!!

    I’m quite surprised that no one has so far done a caption about the mountain of crack he’s sitting on.

  67. HumrH360 says:

    Marine ODST: Whoa… It’s like a post card…
    Dear Sarge,
    Kicking ass in “King of the Hill.” Wish you were here.

    Sarge: I HEARD THAT, JACKASS!!!!!

  68. StealthSpeed3 says:

    ok, who’s the smartass that shot the needler into the snow before i sat down?

  69. Shu Sam Chen says:

    The YMCA dance gone wrong.

  70. Jake's Dad says:

    AND I’M FREEEEEE ( . . . la da tee da, la dee da . . . ) FREE-FALLING!

  71. Dakota the Wolf says:

    oh, crap… can someone toss up my sniper rifle?!?!

  72. Mintz says:

    After seeing this picture, skateboarders across the country stopped complaining about getting sacked by a rail.

    Chief realized he had one too many when he forgot what the mechanical bull looked like.

    Kobe Bryant has been one-upped.

  73. StealthSpeed3 says:

    After climbing Mt. SlipperyNipple did MC realize that the top of the world was very flippin’ cold!

  74. Corruption says:

    ima camp wiv
    INVIZIBUL ROKIT LAWN CHAIR!!!one!

    or

    “how the hell did i get up here”
    Chief had been inhaling his usual dose of crack again.

  75. D TeK K4F says:

    I’m just sitting on my stash. Eight ball anyone?
    or
    My Doctor told me to apply a thin layer of external hemroid cream. Yes, they are that bad….
    or
    The foul result of a gay gangbang.
    or
    Air traffic controller gone too far.

  76. Kato says:

    I’m late to the party, but:
    “Riiiiiiiiiicooooooolaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”

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