I Give Team a Bad Name
July 13, 2008 10 Comments
BSG Daffy, also known as Mr. I Think I’m So Funny Because I Can Rewrite Song Lyrics, recently drafted new words to the classic 80s Bon Jovi song titled You Give Love A Bad Name. He renamed it “Tribute to bs angel” except I think his definition of tribute differs slightly from mine. Start the video, then sing along. Laugh and I will shoot you. In the back. After I put a plasma grenade on it. But only if we are on the same team of course.
An Angel’s smile is what you sell
You promise me teamwork, but then BE-TRAY-AL
Flurries of deaths suddenly on me
affecting my Kill-Death to a great degree
WHOA
Shot me with your gun! (yeah)
WHOA
There’s nowhere to run
You’re sweet and scary
like a Catholic nun!
Chorus:
Shot through my head
And you’re to blame
Please improve your bad aim… (bad aim)
I play my part but you shoot me, LAME!
“It’s an accident,” you claim (you claim)
You give “Team” a bad name
The opposing team, is colored Red
Yet you shoot Blue! Now I’m dead…
Your sniper spree, makes me cry
Your very first snipe was in between my eyes
WHOA
You have a loaded gun
WHOA
Don’t shoot me, yo!
Make me more depressed
Than Vincent van Gogh
Chorus:
Shot through my head
And you’re to blame
Please improve your bad aim… (bad aim)
I play my part but you shoot me, LAME!
“It’s an accident,” you claim (you claim)
You give “Team” a bad name
A special thank you to BSG Daffy for thinking of me. And before I forget to tell you, you’re fired.
He does make a point BS Angel.
caboose!
People seem to be going to great lengths to show that you are a team-killer…
I wonder if these tendencies appear in the real world as well?
;)
I <3 your file share, hehehe.
While I have yet to be a part of a bs angel team kill…BSG Daffy’s song does remind me of Caboose in RvB: Reconstruction #6. Here is a small snippet…
Church: Caboose?
Caboose: Hello!
Church: See that Purple one? She’s on our team. You should HELP her!
Caboose: Okay!
*Assault Rifle Fire*
*Scream*
Caboose: Um, she got in the way when I was trying to help her.
LOL
No Ragingterror, I do not kill my teammates in real life as well. At least, not as much as I do in Halo. :)
Watch your back, then Angel. I hear your security entourage for PAX has lessened somewhat. I’m known by my friends and family for my ability to sneak up on people… ;)
I love it! Great job, I smiled the whole time I sang it!