Friday Caption Fun, Round 15
July 4, 2008 64 Comments
Some of us are staring down the barrel of an enjoyably long holiday weekend full of fireworks and barbecue food. Before we begin to officially revel in the patriotic festivities though we have to first make it through the rest of the day. Let’s burn some of that time by recapping last week’s funny submissions and then trying our hand at captioning yet another entertaining screenshot. Bonus points if you can do it while holding a sparkler!
- Brute: “You’re sure that If I can stay up here until we get to the third tower, Bungie will give me Recon?” Arbiter: “Yes, yes, just trust me. It’s in the bag!” (mendicantbias00)
- “So you’re saying that this is the location where the island in “Lost” is suppose to pop up? OMAIGOD, there it is!!!!” (retinence)
- “You missed the off-ramp for the airport; it’s that way. What kind of cabbie are you, anyway?” (Anton P. Nym)
- “In the year 2552, ghost riding would become more and more dangerous, but more and more popular.” (Jonathan Fisk)
- “Do the hustle! .Doot doo doot da doot da-da doot doot…” (ZZoMBiE13)
- “Brute: Ok Ok Ok. I know it was funny when I said it, but PLEASE do NOT do a Barrel Roll!” (Travis Jones)
- “For a laugh, Bungie decided how far players would go to grab the new hidden skull.” (Weths)
- “The new summer blockbuster – BRUTES ON A HORNET” (Hoovaloov)
- “Near, far, where-ever you are. I know that my heart will go on.” (SF Legend)
I included that last quote just for Louis Wu who happens love that song. Yeah, I’m nice like that, what can I say? It’s just the way I roll. While I enjoy my new ban from hbo, you can enjoy captioning this humorous screenshot that will probably resemble more than a few of you this weekend. I call it “Party On Chief” but what is your witty caption for it?
Author: KNIGHT179
Headcrab traffic cone!!!
Taking “traffic cone ownage” to a new level
In a desperate attempt to get Recon, this spartan fakes his own death by traffic cone.
This summer’s next blockbuster – Return of the Killer Traffic Cones!
“aww, poor chief nobody came to his birthday.”
or
“Aww crap I didn’t die by the traffic cone, I’m certainly not going to have Recon..”
or
“Traffic cone death my a**, this is way cooler.”
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Arbiter: “i’ll bring the cake!”
There is just no place in todays world for spartan wizards.
Cpwned!!
Harry has a blue, harry is a n00b.
Crikey, It’s Harry Potter!
Caboose in his D&D costume, “Okay, so… um… Tucker’s the fighter… ah… Crunchbite is the healer… And I am the powerful, and intelligent, wizard: Morphumax”
It was the morning after the annual Bungie Day Bash when MC realized that beer before liquor does, in fact, get you drunk quicker.
you should see the “after shaming” picture…
Chief was pretty depressed after not getting 1 billion dollars and infinite girlfriends for his birthday…
Spartan: “Eugh, that’s a bad hangover, I don’t even remember waht happened last night…”
This particular soldier woke up to find…arghh, damn sparkler.
After days and days playing campaign to achieve the 7 billion kills,this Spartan found out that if he thinked that he was going to be able to do that,he probably was out of his mind.This picture just aproves it.
Well,bai bai!
Dispite what the criminal would have investigators believe, this was in fact an attempt to frame the traffic pylon for what was in fact, a really cheap kill.
What the criminal failed to realize, was that traffic pylons only attack in self defense.
Spartan: “Sigh. Bungie will never give me recon.”
Spartan: “Are you sure you can shoot this thing off my head with a Rocket?”
Elite: “Yeah Yeah Yeah. Just hold still and I’ll get my shovel ready.”
Who needs Recon when you can have a cone on your head?
Looks like another tequila sunrise.
All dunces’s are to stand in the corner…unconscious or not.
Preparing for the bungie day celebrations
Did the rocket just get ported from HL2 to H3?
Bungie finally decided that flaming helmets weren’t enough.
Frank takes traffic safety to new levels.
No more yankie my wankie, Donga need food.
The soldier was worried. Not only did he find that he had woken up with a traffic cone on his head, but more importantly… why did he have *two* assault rifles?
In 2552, traffic wardens had…evolved.
1. “Years after Halo 3 many Spartans now found themselves out of work, this is one such fellow.”
2. Sort of a follow up: “Spurr change sir?”
3. Also a follow up: “Will Overkill for food.”
4. “When the Red woke up he wasn’t sure if it was a big party or an assasination but it felt like both.”
Timmy’s friends took the “sleeping with shoes on” rule to a whole new level by painting an entire spartan outfit on him last night.
“What do you mean it looks dorky? It gives me +5 intelligence.”
“The Coneheads are taking over every world, not even the made-up ones are spared”
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Master Chief Halloween costume: $1000
10 bottles of cheap wine: $100
Have a picture of you, passed out and with a traffic cone on your head, put on the web by your friends: PRICELESS!
Remember kids, even Spartans are not immune to the post-July 4th party hangover.
or
If you fail to get a single kill in any match, you gain a new helmet: the Dunce helmet.
While he was passed out, his drunk friends thought they could find something funny to do to him.
Bungie’s attempt at the movie Coneheads.
getting recon: you’re doing it wrong
“yeah, right. first you tell me i have to save the world, then it’s how i’m gonna die all the time (still alive, duh). now i bet you’re gonna tell me that there’s a cone on my head and i’ve been out cold for the past 14 hours.”
Sorting Cone: “Hmmm… perhaps you would have been better suited to the blue team…”
After years of spectacle, those who continually tried to earn Recon by getting ‘Cwned’ would end up on the streets with nothing but Mark V and a terrible addiction to plastic.
“Wh-wh-what? Where am I? What happened to my armor? Last thing I remember is me, about to beat Frankie in a drinking contest for Recon, and now I’m here! And it’s morning! I must have been smoking some baaaaaaaad granola.”
OR
“I did do the nasty in the pasty!”
OR
“Cone, is the new Recon.”
Halo 3‘s new cover option failed to imitate Metal Gear‘s “Snake in a Box” system.
OR
Halo 3‘s version of Solid Snake hiding in a cardboard box did not go over well with the fanbase.
~I~
The new ‘Traffic Cone’ Helmet soon far surpassed Recon in popularity. Spartans began sleeping with their weapons to prevent anyone from stealing it.
“Yes, yes… HA HA. So I lost the bet to Blue. Shut up!”
Carrot-top’s attempt at dueling Shaun White for red hair dominance didn’t turn out very well…
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“Oooh, and here’s John when he got his first side job in 2000 when he wasn’t filming for Bungie…”
“Mom, I don’t think Cindy wants to see this on the way to Prom….”
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I’m on a rocket to the moooooonnnn!
Even if I could dual wield two assault rifles I’d still get pwned by that 12 year old noob with a traffic cone.
Randy awoke several hours later in a daze.
though a lot had changed since the old days, the dunce cap was one of the items that never received much of an upgrade.
After being denied recon this Spartan got drunk and sadly tried to make his own custom helmet.
Timmy was never the sharpest energy sword in the barracks. But after stating in class that UNSC stood for “Uncle Newb’z Stinky Crack”, he got to spend some quality time with the dunce cap.
Who are you calling a pin head?
The Spartan awoke to find the back ofhis head replaced by a cone, and his leg and fingers replaced by Assault Rifles.
In today’s episode of ‘When Good Machinima Goes Bad’, Red Spartan unsuccessfully attempts to recreate the 1993 classic ‘Coneheads’.
“Youuzz..guys are sooo stupid *hic*. Ima gunn get reconzzz..wid my cone hat. Now goo…get mee a fushon cooile…*hic*”
A somewhat different meaning of nightcap
Someone’s been hitting the Food Nipple with Yap Yap again!
Red’s drinking problems proved that she truly could not handle the Rock-n-Roll lifestyle, and she was eliminated on Bret Michael’s Rock of Love before the first episode aired.
Red: “I got fucked up.”
“Is it a spider? GET IT OFF!!!”
“See? Spartans do have weaknesses, especially during July.”
After totally owning the Red guy, the Traffic Cone proves his dominance by humping Red’s head. I’m Marty Stouffer, join me next time on Wild America.
The new Flood Infection form: Giant Traffic Cone
or “The Future generation of Coneheads”
In the future, bringing guns to school only warrants a few minutes of time-out with the Dunce Cap.
Red: “Uuuuuh, what the hell happened last night?”
no matter how hard you try, you will never be like pyramid head
(lol silent hill 2)
“We are Coneheads. We are from France.”