To My Dearest Husband

I just realized dearest husband sounds bad, almost as if I have multiple husbands and you are the dearest of them all. If I did have multiple husbands, you certainly wouldn’t be the dearest but you would be the weirdest. That counts for something, right? Oh I’m just kidding, jeez. You really are the dearest of them all. Seriously.

So my dearest husband, you may or may not be aware that my birthday is this Friday. I thought I was going to be 33 but after doing the math, I realized I will only be 32. That’s the best gift ever right there! When you get to be this old, every freakin’ year counts. The average gamer is 35 and I am still younger than that so it is all good in my book. I would make a comment about you being older than the average gamer but I can’t remember how old you are so we’ll just keep moving. Yes, apparently I suck with birthdays. And important dates. And numbers in general.

So, back to my birthday. I have a few things on my list this year so I thought I would up my chances of getting what I want by making a nice, organized list for you. I know you are an expert at purchasing things online, Mr. I Bought a Shit Load of Music From iTunes Last Month so here you go, a wonderfully easy clickable birthday list just for you. See how much I love you?

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