At Least I Make Grunts

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Red and Blue Paper Glasses Accepted

I was watching the latest Halo-themed 3D Stereographic video by the always amazing Kroden35 and everything seemed unusually blurry. I typically don’t have a problem using the cross-eyed technique so I was puzzled why I couldn’t make the picture come into focus. Then I realized I wasn’t wearing my contacts! So I put on my glasses, watched it again, and presto, an amazing battle on High Ground appeared right in front of my eyes in all of its 3D glory. For those of you that get frustrated from not being able to view these videos, don’t fret because starting at 1:25 is the same exact clip, just in the anaglyphic version meaning you will be able to see the 3D effects with those super fancy red and blue paper glasses you’ve been holding on to since the 80s. Good thing you saved them, eh? So grab your 3D glasses, cross your eyes, and prepare for some explosive 3D action on High Ground.

Yeah, But Does It Shoot Glitter and Butterflies?

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Thank you ZZoMBiE13. I’ll try to not shoot you in the back with it. <3

The Weekend of My Dreams

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Double EXP weekend is back, and this time around Bungie is graciously giving us a healthy dose of balls served right alongside our favorite extra helping of experience. Available until 2am PDT Monday, June 30th will be a special playlist called 3 Ball. I can’t say for sure but I am guessing it has gametypes with three balls. I can handle two balls with my eyes closed. I can even juggle four balls when the opportunity presents itself. Three balls though? Now that just makes me feel bad for the fourth one.

Friday Caption Fun, Round 14

halo 3 screenshotHey, it’s my birthday, we’re gonna play LEGO Indiana Jones like it’s my birthday! Well that certainly didn’t flow off the tongue so well, now did it? I suppose it’s a good thing I’m not a rapper. Before I begin playing with my brand new virtual building blocks, let’s do our usual Friday screenshot activity. I have discovered I simply can’t make it through a Friday without it. As usual, last week’s funniest submissions are up first.

  • “OK look, I know you’re only a Private so I’ll explain this nicely. When I press and hold RB, YOU get out.” (-S-)
  • “Because of all the hub-bub it caused, Bungie decided to add GTA4’s “$70″ option to Halo 3.” (mendicantbias00)
  • “Due to rising fuel cost and the global “Green” campaign, carpooling became more and more frequent.” (Fires7orm)
  • Red Spartan – “Since when did they start making Ghosts with a stick shift?” (Dustbunny27)
  • “In this remake of the classical movie “Ghost”, Patrick Swayze will be played by Caboose.” (retinence)
  • “Okay, so the plan is to go in, get the unadhesive, and get out. Should be simple enough, right?” (Sane Intolerant)

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