Hey, it’s my birthday, we’re gonna play LEGO Indiana Jones like it’s my birthday! Well that certainly didn’t flow off the tongue so well, now did it? I suppose it’s a good thing I’m not a rapper. Before I begin playing with my brand new virtual building blocks, let’s do our usual Friday screenshot activity. [...]
Archive for June, 2008
25 Jun
Buy Rock Band, Help Fight AIDS
If your house isn’t cram packed full of plastic gaming peripherals quite yet, then you need this incredible autographed Rock Band bundle currently up for auction at eBay. Not only is it covered with the signatures of dozens of Rock Band developers (including Harmonix co-founders Alex Rigopulos and Eran Egozy), but 100% of the final [...]
25 Jun
Just Say No to a More Family Friendly Halo Game
Typically I ignore rumors, speculation, and unconfirmed things of that nature. This supposed excerpt from a marketing survey that was recently leaked to Kotaku is just too fun to pass up though. While it’s supposed to be an indication of possible directions Microsoft is considering taking the Halo series, to me it’s just an entertaining [...]
24 Jun
To My Dearest Husband
I just realized dearest husband sounds bad, almost as if I have multiple husbands and you are the dearest of them all. If I did have multiple husbands, you certainly wouldn’t be the dearest but you would be the weirdest. That counts for something, right? Oh I’m just kidding, jeez. You really are the [...]
24 Jun
Awesome Halo-Themed and Autographed Guitar
When I initially laid eyes upon this spectacular custom painted Halo-themed guitar over at Halo Museum, I instantly wanted to know more about this incredibly unique item. Being the nosy person that I am, I began relentlessly harassing the individual on the other end of the website, first via Xbox Live and then through a [...]
23 Jun
Baggage
Ever have one of those moments where you think someone is talking about something else and you inadvertently share something extremely private and personal that you otherwise would have never mentioned? You desperately try to take the words back but they are left hanging in their air, mingling with the unmistakably heavy feeling of awkwardness. [...]
23 Jun
HPTBTSOOM: The Inept Warthog Driver
HPTBTSOOM (which stands for Halo Players That Bug The Shit Out Of Me) is a series about, you guessed it, Halo players that bug the shit out of me. Think I am talking about you? Chances are I probably am. Freakin’ jerk.
The game starts. Someone hops into the driver’s seat of the warthog and quickly [...]
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