Friday Caption Fun, Round 14
June 27, 2008 108 Comments
Hey, it’s my birthday, we’re gonna play LEGO Indiana Jones like it’s my birthday! Well that certainly didn’t flow off the tongue so well, now did it? I suppose it’s a good thing I’m not a rapper. Before I begin playing with my brand new virtual building blocks, let’s do our usual Friday screenshot activity. I have discovered I simply can’t make it through a Friday without it. As usual, last week’s funniest submissions are up first.
- “OK look, I know you’re only a Private so I’ll explain this nicely. When I press and hold RB, YOU get out.” (-S-)
- “Because of all the hub-bub it caused, Bungie decided to add GTA4’s “$70″ option to Halo 3.” (mendicantbias00)
- “Due to rising fuel cost and the global “Green” campaign, carpooling became more and more frequent.” (Fires7orm)
- Red Spartan – “Since when did they start making Ghosts with a stick shift?” (Dustbunny27)
- “In this remake of the classical movie “Ghost”, Patrick Swayze will be played by Caboose.” (retinence)
- “Okay, so the plan is to go in, get the unadhesive, and get out. Should be simple enough, right?” (Sane Intolerant)
Riding brokeback, riding shotgun, and riding stick shifts, oh my! Shifting gears now (see what I did there?), this next screenshot up for your captioning pleasure was suggested by AusQB as he apparently found it quite humorous. My title for it is “Beware the Hitchhiker” but what is your witty caption?
Author: DrakothX
Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There’s a frood who really knows where his towel is.
Go forth and reproduce!
one’s never alone with a rubber duck.
Halo 4: even Brutes like you now!
There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, that provides the difficulties.
Proof that black is white.
Ship’s Mast – Halo Style!
ODST Marine: Has the Arbiter defected to the Covenant?
Chief: No, just fulfilling that Brute’s last request.
ODST Marine: Aww…
How to get Recon, Attempt #2 –
Brute: You’re sure that If I can stay up here until we get to the third tower, Bungie will give me Recon?
Arbiter: Yes, yes, just trust me. It’s in the bag!
::Cue sound of two coconut halves banging together::
petetheduck FTW!
Brute: “I’m on top of the world!”
Hornet Pilot: “Not yet..” (hits thrusters to gain altitude)
Little did this Brute realize while ghost riding, somebody was sneaking up ready to jump in and steal his craft.
Yarrrr! Land ho! Yeeaarrrrr!
Brute:
A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I’m way up here
It’s crystal clear
That now I’m in a whole new world with you
Now I’m in a whole new world with you
Arbiter: Will you shut up!
Brute:
Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky
Arbiter: I’m not messing around man, knock it off!
Brute:
A whole new world
Don’t you dare close your eyes
A hundred thousand things to see
Hold your breath – it gets better
I’m like a shooting star
I’ve come so far
I can’t go back to where I used to be
Arbiter: THATS IT!!!
*Hornet does a barrel roll*
*Silence*
Arbiter: *sigh* Finally…
i’m King of the MF’n World!!!
Even in his old age the Green Goblin was still on a quest to kill Spider Man.
There be cheeze burgerz over there!
Are we there yet?
Yoga on a plane is twice as fun!
Let me practice my karate!
Wanna get away?…Here, a twix may just be your last meal.
“Hi, I’m Bracktanus Rontum and welcome to Jackass!”
Brute: To GLORY!!… and McDonald’s!!
“So you’re saying that this is the location where the island in “Lost” is suppose to pop up? OMAIGOD, there it is!!!!”
this is how the blind Spartans drive.
Oh look, a banana!
OR
Wow! So wing walking grew more popular since it was first seen in the Simpsons. Go figure.
Those boards don’t work on water, unless you got POWER!
Onwards and Upwards!
After Bungie saw the M2 video from Jump Tactics they decided to add it in the campaign mode
“Little did the real brutes know that the new Brute hood ornament was just a trick”
“You missed the off-ramp for the airport; it’s that way. What kind of cabbie are you, anyway?”
— Steve
Pilot: Ok, whatever you do, don’t look down!
Brute: Ok. [Looks down anyway and sees his reflection].
OH GOD, I’M DROWNING![Dives off].
Pilot: Hehehe……
To infinity and beyond!
OR
In the year 2552, ghost riding would become more and more dangerous, but more and more popular.
Wow! How do they get shots like these?
Silver surfer. You’re doing it wrong
Yatta!!!
Because the simple hood ornament on the warthog just wasn’t good enough….
Trainer Brute: Hornet, Use Missle attack!!!
::Hornet used Missle Launcher::
::It’s Super Effective!!::
Are you sure it’s okay that he brings that over sized action figure with us?
The brute’s tribute to ‘Greased Lightning’ on top of a flying hornet did not go as well as planned.
Onward, Rozinante!
Hey you!! Don’t make me come over there, I swear, I’ll do it!
Oh it’s on now!!
“In the year 2552, ghost riding would become more and more dangerous, but more and more popular.”
Wow, win, EPIC win.
Do the hustle!
.Doot doo doot da doot da-da doot doot…
When the Arbiter suggested that they try doing their best video game imitations, guess who was “rewarded” for suggesting StarFox 64?
Onward sasha! To victory!
“Press and hold ‘x’ to accept the fact that you’re doing this entirely wrong”
‘ALL YOUR HORNETZ ARE BELONG TO US NOW!’
Onward Christian Soldiers….
BRUTE SABOTEURS!!! TONIGHT WE DINE…IN HELL!!!
“SNAKE! THIS ISN’T OVER YET!”
Brute: Ok Ok Ok. I know it was funny when I said it, but PLEASE do NOT do a Barrel Roll!
Do a barrel roll!
“Do a barrel roll!”
“Klingon!”
“Forward bizatch!”
“There’s….. Something on the wing. Some…… Thing!.”
(Twilight Zone reference to all you young fools)
Now class, in 1492, Tartarus sailed over the ocean blue
Brutus: “You can balance on a hornet & drink pepsi, just watch me…”
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he today that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother!
And gentlemen in now abed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap
whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon this day!
Starbucks off the Starboard bow!
I am sick and tired of these mother******* brutes on this mother******* hornet!
For a laugh, Bungie decided how far players would go to grab the new hidden skull.
Can’t let you do that Chief
I guess only I and Ashame will get this once unless there are more from the Benelux….
Piet piraat, piet piraat
Ship ahoy, hoy ,hoy!!
“Near, far, where-ever you are. I know that my heart will go on.”
“Warning: Hitchhikers may be escaping convicts”
Little did Master Chief know that he was leading the brute to his secret hiding place.
Gives new meaning to the term “backseat driving”
Wax on, wax off.
Every brute is goin’ surfin’,
Surfin’ Halo 3!
Onward to adventure!
1). 343 Guilty Spark’s teleportation abilities have gotten lax.
2). Friends, Brutes, Covenant, lend me your…..damnit, get this Hornet lower!
3). No, no, no! The food nipples THAT way!
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‘Hey! I can see my house from here!’
…and kudos to the guy with the twilight zone reference, so choice! For the record, I prefer the Shatner version to the movie… ;-)
Harold and Kumar: Finally Find a White Castle on the ARK
‘Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my gun!’
Brute: Hey, Macarena!
MC: Must… Do… Barrel… Roll…
It’s okay, that hoopy brute knows where his towel is. He must be safe…
TERROR AT 10, 000 FEET.
“Go to that tower, i need to pee!”
or
“wait, krispy kreme!”
“wort, wort, wort….wait what?”
and also
“…and thats where I got my tanning lotion.”
The new summer blockbuster – BRUTES ON A HORNET
OR
*Ding!* You are now free to move about the Ark.
After greatly missing his drop zone the Brute decides that the best plan is to play nice and ask for the Hornet to land where he meant to.
My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
It’s from the simpsons when the aliens run for president of the US.
Second star to the right and straight on till morning.
“Gremlins! Gremlins! I’m not imagining it, he’s out there! Don’t look, he’s not out there now. He jumps away whenever anyone might see him, except me.”
And…
After the pilot landed the Hornet, Master Chief asked him “Want to see something REALLY scary?”
“Arrrrr! Thar she blows!”
or
“I don’t mind giving my girlfriend a lift, but the back-seat driving is killing me!”
or
“No! No! No! You are not George Washington crossing the Delaware!”
or
“Uncle Jiralhanae wants YOU to join the UNSC!”
When you get a new car…[Uh-Huh, Uh-Huh]
And you feelin’ like a star… [Okay Okay]
Watcha Gone Do?
Ghost Ride It!
*Ghost Ride It- Mista Fab
The Parakoopas from the Mario series felt like they needed to level the playing field. Thats right, ParaBrute.
Silly Brute, Hornets are for Humans!
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!
Brute: “It’s just like that scene from Titanic! Am I right?”
Arbiter: “Actually, no.”
Or
Arby: “Brutus, it’s rude to point!”
Brute: “But mom……”
1. “Brute’s on a Hornet?”
2. “Brute: ‘We will fight them on the beaches, we will fight them…’”
3. “Turn left! No, turn right! No, turn straight!”
4. “Next time we pay for a fight with perks.”
5. “John Lithgow: ‘But I saw it! There was a Brute on the wing! I swear! You don’t think I’m crazy do you? Do you?’”
Just thought of something else but I’m not sure if anyone will get it.
“Something about this picture just bugs me.”
Blaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggg
or
Hey look, a puppy!
or
Damm unggoy, when I get off this I’m shoving that bottle of superglue up your…
Brute: “He’s there! I swear I saw the Demon!”
Chief: “I’m right here.”
Brute: “Oh. Oh crap”
tour guides in Disneyland just got a lot weirder.
Brute: As you can see, my cousin, Tartarus, is urinating on the “Invisible barrier”..
oh, wait nvm that other suggestion..i just found out the driver was the arbiter. haha.
backseat driving: your doing it wrong
or
hitchhiking: your doing it wrong
or
hood ornament – halo style
Hitchhiking: you’re doing it wrong
“OK, let’s get this straight. I am in control of the hornet. You are hitching a ride on said hornet. If you do anything to scuff the brand new paint job on my hornet, we’ll see if you can hang on through a barrel roll. Comprende?”
-”PREPARE FOR BATTLE! PREPARE FOR GLORY! Ready your breakfasts, and eat hardy, for TONIGHT, WE DINE… OVER THERE!
-Before he could react, the poor, doomed Brute soon realized that it was never meant to fly for a reason.
-Nice hood ornament.
-Little Billy will soon learn the dangers of skydiving. We decided to rig his parachute.
Take your pick.
The Hornet Dealership realized too late that the Brute Inflatable just wasn’t enough to compete with the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man.
Mr. Brutzy finds out what the roflcopter is.
*Points at third tower*
“No! My comrades are over there! You only get paid if you take me over there!*
I know it’s over, but I just wanted to say…
Fly me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!
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