Hey, it’s my birthday, we’re gonna play LEGO Indiana Jones like it’s my birthday! Well that certainly didn’t flow off the tongue so well, now did it? I suppose it’s a good thing I’m not a rapper. Before I begin playing with my brand new virtual building blocks, let’s do our usual Friday screenshot activity. I have discovered I simply can’t make it through a Friday without it. As usual, last week’s funniest submissions are up first.
- “OK look, I know you’re only a Private so I’ll explain this nicely. When I press and hold RB, YOU get out.” (-S-)
- “Because of all the hub-bub it caused, Bungie decided to add GTA4’s “$70″ option to Halo 3.” (mendicantbias00)
- “Due to rising fuel cost and the global “Green” campaign, carpooling became more and more frequent.” (Fires7orm)
- Red Spartan – “Since when did they start making Ghosts with a stick shift?” (Dustbunny27)
- “In this remake of the classical movie “Ghost”, Patrick Swayze will be played by Caboose.” (retinence)
- “Okay, so the plan is to go in, get the unadhesive, and get out. Should be simple enough, right?” (Sane Intolerant)
Riding brokeback, riding shotgun, and riding stick shifts, oh my! Shifting gears now (see what I did there?), this next screenshot up for your captioning pleasure was suggested by AusQB as he apparently found it quite humorous. My title for it is “Beware the Hitchhiker” but what is your witty caption?
Author: DrakothX
Posted by Soulofaqua on June 27, 2008 at 3:04 am
Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There’s a frood who really knows where his towel is.
Posted by Soulofaqua on June 27, 2008 at 3:08 am
Go forth and reproduce!
Posted by Soulofaqua on June 27, 2008 at 3:13 am
one’s never alone with a rubber duck.
Posted by Soulofaqua on June 27, 2008 at 3:22 am
Halo 4: even Brutes like you now!
Posted by Soulofaqua on June 27, 2008 at 3:45 am
There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, that provides the difficulties.
Posted by Soulofaqua on June 27, 2008 at 3:47 am
Proof that black is white.
Posted by mendicantbias00 on June 27, 2008 at 4:25 am
Ship’s Mast – Halo Style!
Posted by mendicantbias00 on June 27, 2008 at 4:27 am
ODST Marine: Has the Arbiter defected to the Covenant?
Chief: No, just fulfilling that Brute’s last request.
ODST Marine: Aww…
Posted by mendicantbias00 on June 27, 2008 at 4:35 am
How to get Recon, Attempt #2 –
Brute: You’re sure that If I can stay up here until we get to the third tower, Bungie will give me Recon?
Arbiter: Yes, yes, just trust me. It’s in the bag!
Posted by petetheduck on June 27, 2008 at 4:38 am
::Cue sound of two coconut halves banging together::
Posted by mendicantbias00 on June 27, 2008 at 4:42 am
petetheduck FTW!
Posted by petetheduck on June 27, 2008 at 5:30 am
Brute: “I’m on top of the world!”
Hornet Pilot: “Not yet..” (hits thrusters to gain altitude)
Posted by snorkle256 on June 27, 2008 at 5:30 am
Little did this Brute realize while ghost riding, somebody was sneaking up ready to jump in and steal his craft.
Posted by AusQB on June 27, 2008 at 5:38 am
Yarrrr! Land ho! Yeeaarrrrr!
Posted by mendicantbias00 on June 27, 2008 at 5:41 am
Brute:
A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I’m way up here
It’s crystal clear
That now I’m in a whole new world with you
Now I’m in a whole new world with you
Arbiter: Will you shut up!
Brute:
Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky
Arbiter: I’m not messing around man, knock it off!
Brute:
A whole new world
Don’t you dare close your eyes
A hundred thousand things to see
Hold your breath – it gets better
I’m like a shooting star
I’ve come so far
I can’t go back to where I used to be
Arbiter: THATS IT!!!
*Hornet does a barrel roll*
*Silence*
Arbiter: *sigh* Finally…
Posted by StealthSpeed3 on June 27, 2008 at 6:19 am
i’m King of the MF’n World!!!
Posted by Cozmo23 on June 27, 2008 at 7:01 am
Even in his old age the Green Goblin was still on a quest to kill Spider Man.
Posted by TemplarComander on June 27, 2008 at 7:16 am
There be cheeze burgerz over there!
Posted by TemplarComander on June 27, 2008 at 7:16 am
Are we there yet?
Posted by TemplarComander on June 27, 2008 at 7:17 am
Yoga on a plane is twice as fun!
Posted by TemplarComander on June 27, 2008 at 7:17 am
Let me practice my karate!
Posted by retinence on June 27, 2008 at 7:19 am
Wanna get away?…Here, a twix may just be your last meal.
Posted by -S- on June 27, 2008 at 7:24 am
“Hi, I’m Bracktanus Rontum and welcome to Jackass!”
Posted by retinence on June 27, 2008 at 7:24 am
Brute: To GLORY!!… and McDonald’s!!
Posted by retinence on June 27, 2008 at 7:31 am
“So you’re saying that this is the location where the island in “Lost” is suppose to pop up? OMAIGOD, there it is!!!!”
Posted by Patrick on June 27, 2008 at 7:37 am
this is how the blind Spartans drive.
Posted by Thunderstream328 on June 27, 2008 at 7:40 am
Oh look, a banana!
OR
Wow! So wing walking grew more popular since it was first seen in the Simpsons. Go figure.
Posted by Dracc on June 27, 2008 at 7:49 am
Those boards don’t work on water, unless you got POWER!
Posted by Shu Sam Chen on June 27, 2008 at 7:51 am
Onwards and Upwards!
Posted by Mags89 on June 27, 2008 at 8:04 am
After Bungie saw the M2 video from Jump Tactics they decided to add it in the campaign mode
Posted by tyler on June 27, 2008 at 8:10 am
“Little did the real brutes know that the new Brute hood ornament was just a trick”
Posted by Anton P. Nym on June 27, 2008 at 8:11 am
“You missed the off-ramp for the airport; it’s that way. What kind of cabbie are you, anyway?”
— Steve
Posted by Matoro3311 on June 27, 2008 at 8:13 am
Pilot: Ok, whatever you do, don’t look down!
Brute: Ok. [Looks down anyway and sees his reflection].
OH GOD, I’M DROWNING![Dives off].
Pilot: Hehehe……
Posted by Jonathan Fisk on June 27, 2008 at 8:19 am
To infinity and beyond!
OR
In the year 2552, ghost riding would become more and more dangerous, but more and more popular.
Posted by CrazyKinux on June 27, 2008 at 8:24 am
Wow! How do they get shots like these?
Posted by nyo on June 27, 2008 at 8:31 am
Silver surfer. You’re doing it wrong
Posted by sleepingdraggon80 on June 27, 2008 at 8:48 am
Yatta!!!
Posted by o LiGHTNiNG o on June 27, 2008 at 8:50 am
Because the simple hood ornament on the warthog just wasn’t good enough….
Posted by Twiztid Pinoy on June 27, 2008 at 9:01 am
Trainer Brute: Hornet, Use Missle attack!!!
::Hornet used Missle Launcher::
::It’s Super Effective!!::
Posted by plazmamuffin on June 27, 2008 at 9:06 am
Are you sure it’s okay that he brings that over sized action figure with us?
Posted by Dan the Stick on June 27, 2008 at 9:06 am
The brute’s tribute to ‘Greased Lightning’ on top of a flying hornet did not go as well as planned.
Posted by Grady on June 27, 2008 at 9:09 am
Onward, Rozinante!
Posted by BattleMaster25 on June 27, 2008 at 9:12 am
Hey you!! Don’t make me come over there, I swear, I’ll do it!
Oh it’s on now!!
Posted by -S- on June 27, 2008 at 9:31 am
“In the year 2552, ghost riding would become more and more dangerous, but more and more popular.”
Wow, win, EPIC win.
Posted by ZZoMBiE13 on June 27, 2008 at 9:40 am
Do the hustle!
.Doot doo doot da doot da-da doot doot…
Posted by PlasmaFire on June 27, 2008 at 9:40 am
When the Arbiter suggested that they try doing their best video game imitations, guess who was “rewarded” for suggesting StarFox 64?
Posted by Dust and Echoes on June 27, 2008 at 9:53 am
Onward sasha! To victory!
Posted by ALTEX on June 27, 2008 at 10:02 am
“Press and hold ‘x’ to accept the fact that you’re doing this entirely wrong”
Posted by ALTEX on June 27, 2008 at 10:03 am
‘ALL YOUR HORNETZ ARE BELONG TO US NOW!’
Posted by Huntress13 on June 27, 2008 at 10:17 am
Onward Christian Soldiers….
Posted by J23 on June 27, 2008 at 10:17 am
BRUTE SABOTEURS!!! TONIGHT WE DINE…IN HELL!!!
Posted by Sane Intolerant on June 27, 2008 at 10:24 am
“SNAKE! THIS ISN’T OVER YET!”
Posted by Travis Jones on June 27, 2008 at 10:33 am
Brute: Ok Ok Ok. I know it was funny when I said it, but PLEASE do NOT do a Barrel Roll!
Posted by QuickTactical on June 27, 2008 at 10:38 am
Do a barrel roll!
Posted by Sane Intolerant on June 27, 2008 at 10:41 am
“Do a barrel roll!”
Posted by Nid on June 27, 2008 at 11:07 am
“Klingon!”
Posted by Tangero on June 27, 2008 at 11:14 am
“Forward bizatch!”
Posted by Metalingus627 on June 27, 2008 at 11:17 am
“There’s….. Something on the wing. Some…… Thing!.”
(Twilight Zone reference to all you young fools)
Posted by Wolf on June 27, 2008 at 11:40 am
Now class, in 1492, Tartarus sailed over the ocean blue
Posted by Gatchaman on June 27, 2008 at 11:45 am
Brutus: “You can balance on a hornet & drink pepsi, just watch me…”
Posted by JOHNEMT24 on June 27, 2008 at 11:51 am
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he today that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother!
And gentlemen in now abed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap
whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon this day!
Posted by JOHNEMT24 on June 27, 2008 at 11:53 am
Starbucks off the Starboard bow!
Posted by Mr Melons on June 27, 2008 at 11:56 am
I am sick and tired of these mother******* brutes on this mother******* hornet!
Posted by Weths on June 27, 2008 at 12:03 pm
For a laugh, Bungie decided how far players would go to grab the new hidden skull.
Posted by Soulofaqua on June 27, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Can’t let you do that Chief
Posted by Soulofaqua on June 27, 2008 at 12:12 pm
I guess only I and Ashame will get this once unless there are more from the Benelux….
Piet piraat, piet piraat
Ship ahoy, hoy ,hoy!!
Posted by SF Legend on June 27, 2008 at 1:10 pm
“Near, far, where-ever you are. I know that my heart will go on.”
Posted by R2-JL on June 27, 2008 at 1:17 pm
“Warning: Hitchhikers may be escaping convicts”
Posted by Ph4de on June 27, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Little did Master Chief know that he was leading the brute to his secret hiding place.
Posted by retinence on June 27, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Gives new meaning to the term “backseat driving”
Posted by Afrit007 on June 27, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Wax on, wax off.
Posted by Afrit007 on June 27, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Every brute is goin’ surfin’,
Surfin’ Halo 3!
Posted by PlanetCaravan on June 27, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Onward to adventure!
Posted by ReleasetheMonk on June 27, 2008 at 4:15 pm
1). 343 Guilty Spark’s teleportation abilities have gotten lax.
2). Friends, Brutes, Covenant, lend me your…..damnit, get this Hornet lower!
3). No, no, no! The food nipples THAT way!
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Posted by SonofMacPhisto on June 27, 2008 at 6:36 pm
‘Hey! I can see my house from here!’
…and kudos to the guy with the twilight zone reference, so choice! For the record, I prefer the Shatner version to the movie… ;-)
Posted by retinence on June 27, 2008 at 7:34 pm
Harold and Kumar: Finally Find a White Castle on the ARK
Posted by Truth and Reconcilliation on June 27, 2008 at 7:42 pm
‘Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my gun!’
Posted by cbd on June 27, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Brute: Hey, Macarena!
MC: Must… Do… Barrel… Roll…
Posted by Jake on June 27, 2008 at 8:23 pm
It’s okay, that hoopy brute knows where his towel is. He must be safe…
Posted by Nid on June 27, 2008 at 8:24 pm
TERROR AT 10, 000 FEET.
Posted by MrFibbi on June 27, 2008 at 11:26 pm
“Go to that tower, i need to pee!”
or
“wait, krispy kreme!”
Posted by MrFibbi on June 27, 2008 at 11:29 pm
“wort, wort, wort….wait what?”
and also
“…and thats where I got my tanning lotion.”
Posted by Hoovaloov on June 28, 2008 at 2:15 am
The new summer blockbuster – BRUTES ON A HORNET
OR
*Ding!* You are now free to move about the Ark.
Posted by Tobias Grey on June 28, 2008 at 2:24 am
After greatly missing his drop zone the Brute decides that the best plan is to play nice and ask for the Hornet to land where he meant to.
Posted by James on June 28, 2008 at 3:19 am
My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
It’s from the simpsons when the aliens run for president of the US.
Posted by Jim 028 on June 28, 2008 at 3:57 am
Second star to the right and straight on till morning.
Posted by Salen on June 28, 2008 at 10:12 am
“Gremlins! Gremlins! I’m not imagining it, he’s out there! Don’t look, he’s not out there now. He jumps away whenever anyone might see him, except me.”
And…
After the pilot landed the Hornet, Master Chief asked him “Want to see something REALLY scary?”
Posted by Jake'sDad on June 28, 2008 at 6:17 pm
“Arrrrr! Thar she blows!”
or
“I don’t mind giving my girlfriend a lift, but the back-seat driving is killing me!”
or
“No! No! No! You are not George Washington crossing the Delaware!”
or
“Uncle Jiralhanae wants YOU to join the UNSC!”
Posted by MattDGiant on June 28, 2008 at 8:33 pm
When you get a new car…[Uh-Huh, Uh-Huh]
And you feelin’ like a star… [Okay Okay]
Watcha Gone Do?
Ghost Ride It!
*Ghost Ride It- Mista Fab
Posted by MattDGiant on June 28, 2008 at 8:36 pm
The Parakoopas from the Mario series felt like they needed to level the playing field. Thats right, ParaBrute.
Posted by MattDGiant on June 28, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Silly Brute, Hornets are for Humans!
Posted by Gears of Pie on June 29, 2008 at 12:49 am
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!
Posted by Sierra-051 on June 29, 2008 at 1:41 am
Brute: “It’s just like that scene from Titanic! Am I right?”
Arbiter: “Actually, no.”
Or
Arby: “Brutus, it’s rude to point!”
Brute: “But mom……”
Posted by aussie_spartan on June 29, 2008 at 1:59 am
1. “Brute’s on a Hornet?”
2. “Brute: ‘We will fight them on the beaches, we will fight them…’”
3. “Turn left! No, turn right! No, turn straight!”
4. “Next time we pay for a fight with perks.”
Posted by aussie_spartan on June 29, 2008 at 2:06 am
5. “John Lithgow: ‘But I saw it! There was a Brute on the wing! I swear! You don’t think I’m crazy do you? Do you?’”
Just thought of something else but I’m not sure if anyone will get it.
Posted by Surrender on June 29, 2008 at 7:45 am
“Something about this picture just bugs me.”
Posted by cbd on June 29, 2008 at 8:41 am
Blaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggg
or
Hey look, a puppy!
or
Damm unggoy, when I get off this I’m shoving that bottle of superglue up your…
Posted by MrFibbi on June 30, 2008 at 3:59 am
Brute: “He’s there! I swear I saw the Demon!”
Chief: “I’m right here.”
Brute: “Oh. Oh crap”
Posted by MrFibbi on June 30, 2008 at 4:02 am
tour guides in Disneyland just got a lot weirder.
Brute: As you can see, my cousin, Tartarus, is urinating on the “Invisible barrier”..
Posted by MrFibbi on June 30, 2008 at 4:03 am
oh, wait nvm that other suggestion..i just found out the driver was the arbiter. haha.
Posted by tas9303 on June 30, 2008 at 3:45 pm
backseat driving: your doing it wrong
or
hitchhiking: your doing it wrong
or
hood ornament – halo style
Posted by frEkLz on June 30, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Hitchhiking: you’re doing it wrong
“OK, let’s get this straight. I am in control of the hornet. You are hitching a ride on said hornet. If you do anything to scuff the brand new paint job on my hornet, we’ll see if you can hang on through a barrel roll. Comprende?”
Posted by HolyJunkie on June 30, 2008 at 5:25 pm
-”PREPARE FOR BATTLE! PREPARE FOR GLORY! Ready your breakfasts, and eat hardy, for TONIGHT, WE DINE… OVER THERE!
-Before he could react, the poor, doomed Brute soon realized that it was never meant to fly for a reason.
-Nice hood ornament.
-Little Billy will soon learn the dangers of skydiving. We decided to rig his parachute.
Take your pick.
Posted by Mintz on July 1, 2008 at 9:36 pm
The Hornet Dealership realized too late that the Brute Inflatable just wasn’t enough to compete with the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man.
Posted by Dusty Boy T on July 1, 2008 at 10:41 pm
Mr. Brutzy finds out what the roflcopter is.
Posted by Unggoycoward on July 2, 2008 at 1:03 pm
*Points at third tower*
“No! My comrades are over there! You only get paid if you take me over there!*
Posted by Qwepir on March 20, 2009 at 5:33 pm
I know it’s over, but I just wanted to say…
Fly me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/6/20/633495988526210130-drive-me-closer.jpg