Friday Caption Fun, Round 13
June 20, 2008 96 Comments
Now that it’s officially summer, my gaming schedule has changed once again. Typically I play primarily on the weekends, but last week I gamed four nights out of the week, not stopping until the sun started to peak over the horizon. If you need a fun activity to get you through until you can start relaxing and gaming, how about coming up with some funny captions? Let’s do a quick recap of last week’s submissions and then we’ll get to it.
- “While Dan was passed out, Steve and Mike carefully placed a fusion core on his crotch. OWNED!” (AusQB)
- “Look, someone spread peanut butter on the inside and it didn’t look that hard to reach alright? Now stop asking silly questions and get me out of this quick before the blue team comes back.” (-S-)
- “R2D2’s stunt double handled all the explosions.” (Ren)
- “In the postgame lobby, compliments were paid to ‘xXxFuS1oNc0iLxXx’ for his proficient spawn-killing.” (s0pht3)
- “To all the Elites out there with ladies to impress, it’s easy to do, just follow these steps: 1. Cut a hole in a fusion coil. 2. Put your junk in that fusion coil.” (Viktim)
- Jigsaw: “Hello Elite… As you can see, there is a bomb attached to your groin…” (Impervium)
- “After much careful thought the Elite realized he shouldn’t have let the humans give him an armor upgrade.” (tobias gray)
- “Does this outfit make me look fat?” (ZZoMBiE13)
So many awesome references in there, from Star Wars to Saw to my most favorite Saturday Night Live skit ever. This next screenshot is another one with amazing potential. I call it “Uh, I can’t see” but what is your witty caption for it?
Author: Scraps82
When you can’t ‘hit’ on that person you seen in the night club last night, at least you have Halo 3 to have kid-on sex.
Blue “uhh, are you sure we can have butt seks in a open battlefield?”
“After Joe Blues recent escapade, his fear of red hineys became complete”
Or
Blue: “Get your shiny red ass out of my face buttmunch!!!”
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“I hijacked you. You’re meant to get out of the seat!”
1. “Riding shotgun: You’re doing it wrong.”
2. “… but I thought we could both be in it at the same time! … no I didn’t realise that’s the warthog! …no, I think I’m comfortable.”
3. “Look, if any of the other blues come by you have to duck down otherwise I’ll never live this down.”
YOUR DOING IT WRONG! riding brokeback in halo is supposed to be done on a mongoose!
(how many HMB references can i come up for these things lol?!)
“A little to the left baby.”
Because of all the hub-bub it caused, Bungie decided to add GTA4′s “$70″ option to Halo 3.
The captions for the previous pic were awesome!
Here’s mine:
(Blue Spartan): Man, I hate riding Bitch!
(A reference to bikers for those of you who don’t know)
-Ray
OK Look, I know you’re only a Private so I’ll explain this nicely. When I press and hold RB, YOU get out.
After years of practice, Blue had become a master of blending in with his surroundings. The Red team would never know what hit them.
Plz to move ova… Kthxbai!
“It’s my turn! Mom, Chris won’t let me ride the Ghost!”
I’ve got a few.
~Oh, I’m sorry! I didn’t notice the gimp underneath me!
~The Red Spartan stopped suddenly. He did not dare sit down any farther, for fear of being humped before he was even dead.
~And they say chivalry is dead.
I can haz Ghost?
“Appreciate the lift buddy. The Starbucks should be just around the corner.”
“Say… this chair’s a lot more comfy than usual…”
“Love the– Wait, what just poked me?”
OR
“I love you, but why did we have to elope in a ghost? O, you pig.”
~I~
Bite my shiny metal ass!
Get the spike grenade out of your pocket. It’s making me uncomfortable…
Achievement Unlocked! Cleveland Steamer
http://achievementgen.info/view.php?ach=21835
(sorry for the double post. I tried to get fancy with tags and failed)
‘Im sorry, im sorry im blind! i thought this was a mongoose…’
-Excuse me while I whip this out.
-Are you sure this is how this thing works?
-You must be how tall to ride?
God I hope thats just the ghost vibrating
or
Red: Hey, Blue, are you..
Blue: Its the Ghost!
i’m going to boost it all night long
Red: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT.
He was teaching his daughter to drive. Little did she know he wasn’t really interested in just that.
Hold my beer and watch this!
Red Spartan – “Since when did they start making Ghosts with a stick shift?”
Unfortunately for Blue, his Red friend didn’t know the how seating worked with motorcycles, and was thanking God that no one was around to see it until he heard the click and saw the flash…
They thought the red team was laughing because of the successful betrayal of the blue team. They were wrong…
Red: Shutup and scoot over. I think the Elite saw us steal his Ghost.
“Shotgun!”
“Shotgun- fuck.”
“Shotgun’s lap!”
“FUCK!”
Private Donut: “Shotguns LAP!!”
Duuude this is so hilariously gay…
In this remake of the classical movie “Ghost”, Patrick Swayze will be played by Caboose.
Backseat driving- for those ghost enthusiasts.
Blue: I hate getting teabagged, ESPECIALLY while driving.
Honey, I think you just missed the exit.
Red-”But i wanna ride the pony”
Blue-Mom and Dad like me better so no!”
Red-MMMMOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!”
I thought only the Mongoose allowed for brokeback riding.
Girlfriends, the reason why mongooses where made.
Sweetie could you please move a little, I can’t see the wall we are about to hit.
“Hold RB to board
[Ghost][Shiska]”Obscure anime reference to two people piloting a vehicle with one seat FTW!
“A whole new meaning to LAN..”
“Red’s plan to hitch a ride became awkward when his active camo ran out..”
Why Elites have no girlfriend.
“Hey, this isn’t a gunner seat!”
“Ugh, newlyweds..”
“I’m on top of the world!!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Due to rising fuel cost and the global “Green” campaign, Carpooling became more and more frequent.
“Okay, so the plan is to go in, get the unadhesive, and get out. Should be simple enough, right?”
Low. Ri. Der. Gon’ drive you fast now.
New Ghost seats with undercover dildo’s!
That awkward moment between “I’m sorry, were you sitting there”? and “I never noticed how beautiful your eyes were”.
“That is NOT the gearshift!”
Blue: “Shotgun!”
Red: “Shotgun’s lap!”
“Can you hear me now? … Good!”
OR
“I’m gonna rock you, all night loo-oo-ong!”
~I~
I think we need moar shotguns lap entries
Who said Ghosts were one-seated?
Blue: “This isn’t a stick-shift, but hey, I won’t tell you twice!”
It turns out the Ghost had a second seat after all.
Could we stick with the side roads? I don’t want to go on I-69.
Red: DO NOT MAKE ME LOOK BACK THERE!!
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
“The other team, I’d hit it”
BLUE: You’re sure this is the only way I can have Recon? I mean, you DO work at Bungie, right?
RED: Yeah, sure. Come on, before anyone sees.
Most spartans are familiar with the phrase “riding brokeback.” This spartan prefers riding brokefront.
After this, Fred would never miss a sniper shot again…
I thought that the spartan’s sex drives were supressed?
Red guy – Tool of destruction: AIDS
They’d do anything to get in the car pool lane
Stereotypical sex joke
If in doubt F*ck about
It wasn’t so much the impromptu alliance between red and blue cought the third team off gaurd, as the sight of the teams using single ghosts to transport entire squads into combat.
Hey, Rooster Teeth! Here’s the shocking plot twist for next week’s RvB: Reconstruction!
The Meta make them GAY! Nooooooo!
“Could you scooch over a bit,im trying to drive”
UP-STICK! X! X! B! A! X! Y! AH OOH AH YEAH…
Inside every Blue Spartan is a Red Spartan just waiting to get out…
In a desperate pitch to hang onto RBTB, Bungie dropped the rank restrictions again. Once again, the squad of commanders had their way with the poor team of lieutenants.
You know, bs, I could see this being quite scandalous if the media got a hold of this screenshot…
“NEWSFLASH: NEW ‘HOT COFFEE’ MOD FOUND IN HALO 3
Hackers Find Red-on-Blue Pictures in Game Code, Call It ‘Hot Plasma’ Upgrade”
“I love the new seat covers!”
Red Guy: I swear, when I catch who blew up the Warthog…
Blue Guy: *whistles*
“INFECTED!”
Red:” Welcome to the personal tour of the Isolation map! Before we head underground, let me offer a preview of what you will discover there.”
Blue: “Eh.”
Red:”Hello!”
Blue: “Woah!”
Let’s take this to private chat baby.
After much testing the Red and Blue command decided the new propulsion system just wasn’t going to work
-A recent photo reminds anti social youths it’s not always “cool” to take a vehicle with someone still inside.
-Master chief attempts to hide his face as the paparazzi catch him in the ark’s red light district
Apparently the reds and blues are putting together some sort of car-pooling system.
Red: 1′m4 J4ck u n00b!!~!!!~!!!!~!
Blue: 1 R3fus3 to b3 b0rd3d FTW!~!!~!!~!!!!!
Red: Wh3r3 d1d 1t g0 wr0ng!>?
Sadly, only five Halo players nationwide had ever tried this maneuver in their own vehicles; so the vehicular safety joke fell beyond their comprehension.
Red: “See?! It is much more awesome if I sit up front and shout directions while you close your eyes and drive!”
Blue: “Maybe, but do I have to have my flies undone..?”
okay seriously, I know I paid for the lap dance but this is starting to get out of hand
Who let Britney Spears drive a Ghost?
Yes, thats very nice, but I can’t see.
or
Poor Joe didn’t realize that the nice lady he jut picked up was infected…
Maybe Next Time Buddy…
Judith: Greg, can it not wait until we get home?
Greg: No Judith, I am having an urge and I must tend to it.
Judith: But Greg, that guys got the needler
Greg: I don’t care about the ne…Wait what, RUN!!!
Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist were having trouble getting down Brokeback mountain. Luckily, they found a ghost. Unluckily, there was only one seat.
Note- Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist are the names from the movie Brokeback Mountain
*Looking back* when i said kiss my ass i didn’t think he would actually do it….
Don’t you just hate those backseat drivers?
Blue recently discovered yet another disadvantage of the ghost’s lack of a windshield.