Master Chief Helmet Donut Hole

master chief helmet donut hole

Purchase here : leowolf66’s eBay Store
Starting bid : US $0.99
Auction ends : Jun-22-08 11:59:23 PDT

First there was the decade-old Virgin Mary grilled cheese that sold for a whopping $28,000. Now there is the equally astounding Master Chief donut head. While this delectable donut hole will be more recognizable after a few months when it is covered in a thin layer of delightful green mold, the current remarkable likeness to everybody’s favorite seven foot tall Spartan cannot be denied. If you are struggling to see the resemblance, simply put your face close to the screen, focus on the cup instead of the donut, tilt your head 35 degrees to the left, cross your eyes until your vision is slightly blurry, and then conjure up a vision of Master Chief’s helmet. If you still can’t see it after that, I don’t know what to tell you.

UPDATE : This item ended with no bids.

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  1. Posted by aussie_spartan on June 16, 2008 at 3:52 am

    I’d pay $28,000 for that!

    … well maybe not.

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  2. this just proves my theory that there is always someone willing to buy whatever you are selling. no matter how ridiculous it is.

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  3. Have you ever seen the Hello Kitty Grilled Chese?
    http://www.4geeks.net/auction/archive/auction_hello_kitty_grilled_cheese.htm

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  4. Master Chief Helmet Donut Hole….:::Sighs, holds face in hands:::

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  5. Some people…

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  6. I’ll give you $4.99 for a dozen!

    I see it… I do I really do!

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  7. Posted by Jonathan Fisk on June 16, 2008 at 8:13 am

    I think it looks more like Sloth from the Goonies. HEY YOU GUYS!

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  8. I’d say something about being amazed at the things people will do to try and scam money from others, but I think I saw enough with my Legendary edition helmet…

    /facepalm

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  9. Posted by Hirork on June 16, 2008 at 10:10 am

    Its a doughnut for crying out loud! unless I can eat it (and by the time it would reach me I’d probably get raised eyebrows) then its useless as a doughnut to me. I can’t even see how it looks like a mjolnir helmet anyway.

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  10. Actually, it looks more like a balding Brute with a severe underbite.

    …But that’s just my interpretation. As they say, you can’t put a label on art. Unless that label is more than $0.99.

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  11. Posted by Crazyeye0 on June 16, 2008 at 1:47 pm

    People these days, *Facepalm*

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  12. Hey, wait a minute, I think I see- wait, no, I don’t.

    I had a strawberry that looked a little like a grunt’s head. I thought, “Hey, cool!” And then ate it. Seriously, why would someone want to buy a piece of food off the internet? I don’t care what it looks like, it’s still gross.

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  13. coincidentally, I have a Halo-shaped donut I need to put out for bidding.

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