Master Chief Helmet Donut Hole

master chief helmet donut hole

Purchase here : leowolf66′s eBay Store
Starting bid : US $0.99
Auction ends : Jun-22-08 11:59:23 PDT

First there was the decade-old Virgin Mary grilled cheese that sold for a whopping $28,000. Now there is the equally astounding Master Chief donut head. While this delectable donut hole will be more recognizable after a few months when it is covered in a thin layer of delightful green mold, the current remarkable likeness to everybody’s favorite seven foot tall Spartan cannot be denied. If you are struggling to see the resemblance, simply put your face close to the screen, focus on the cup instead of the donut, tilt your head 35 degrees to the left, cross your eyes until your vision is slightly blurry, and then conjure up a vision of Master Chief’s helmet. If you still can’t see it after that, I don’t know what to tell you.

UPDATE : This item ended with no bids.

13 Responses to Master Chief Helmet Donut Hole

  1. aussie_spartan says:

    I’d pay $28,000 for that!

    … well maybe not.

  2. mokuryu says:

    this just proves my theory that there is always someone willing to buy whatever you are selling. no matter how ridiculous it is.

  3. -S- says:

    Master Chief Helmet Donut Hole….:::Sighs, holds face in hands:::

  4. AusQB says:

    Some people…

  5. Little Guy says:

    I’ll give you $4.99 for a dozen!

    I see it… I do I really do!

  6. Jonathan Fisk says:

    I think it looks more like Sloth from the Goonies. HEY YOU GUYS!

  7. Ragingterror says:

    I’d say something about being amazed at the things people will do to try and scam money from others, but I think I saw enough with my Legendary edition helmet…

    /facepalm

  8. Hirork says:

    Its a doughnut for crying out loud! unless I can eat it (and by the time it would reach me I’d probably get raised eyebrows) then its useless as a doughnut to me. I can’t even see how it looks like a mjolnir helmet anyway.

  9. WolfSarge says:

    Actually, it looks more like a balding Brute with a severe underbite.

    …But that’s just my interpretation. As they say, you can’t put a label on art. Unless that label is more than $0.99.

  10. Crazyeye0 says:

    People these days, *Facepalm*

  11. Hey, wait a minute, I think I see- wait, no, I don’t.

    I had a strawberry that looked a little like a grunt’s head. I thought, “Hey, cool!” And then ate it. Seriously, why would someone want to buy a piece of food off the internet? I don’t care what it looks like, it’s still gross.

  12. pwkwsfi says:

    coincidentally, I have a Halo-shaped donut I need to put out for bidding.

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