Every once in a while you develop a fear so incredibly intense that it begins to interfere with your daily life. The mere thought of whatever frightens you is enough to instantly make you break out into a cold sweat. While simply thinking about it is enough to push you towards the brink of insanity, can you imagine encountering the very thing your nightmares are made out of up close and in person? This poor Spartan did just that, and I’m not sure he lived to tell about it. Be warned, individuals suffering from Elitephobia should not, under any circumstance, watch this video.











Posted by SoxKid05 on June 11, 2008 at 3:26 am
i feel for that poor gent
Posted by Herr General on June 11, 2008 at 7:47 am
…Poor guy.
Posted by QuackJAG on June 11, 2008 at 7:51 am
It will eat your soul. Then teabag you during lunch.
Posted by bvl on June 11, 2008 at 7:57 am
hahaha we elites are a scary bunch arn’t we?
Posted by buttskunk on June 11, 2008 at 8:45 am
I’ll put this one in the same category at the Barny Halo Montage.
Retarded.
Posted by bs angel on June 11, 2008 at 9:25 am
Now that sounds like a montage I would enjoy! *runs off to google Barny Halo Montage
Posted by buttskunk on June 11, 2008 at 9:56 am
Sorry, but it had to be said.
Love your site.
Posted by Sarge Tomzilla on June 11, 2008 at 10:02 am
Oh. . . so THAT’S why everyone runs away from me on Halo 3 and tell me to go away. . .
Posted by buttskunk on June 11, 2008 at 10:03 am
I’m Captain Sparks (HBO) twin brother.
Posted by bs angel on June 11, 2008 at 11:17 am
No apologies needed. I will tell you I googled Barney’s Halo Montage and actually found one, but was disappointed when I realized it was just a random gamer named Barney, not the big purple dinosaur. :)
Posted by Morpheus on June 11, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Holy crap that was hilarious. I gotta save that.
Posted by thewilleffect on June 11, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Is it bad when I hear that voice I can’t help but think of The Golden Child? “Can I have the knife pleeeease?” Ha!