Today we find ourselves at Friday yet again, which means it’s time to procrastinate until your weekend officially arrives. You are in luck because I have another hilariously amazing screenshot just waiting for your witty words. First up though is recapping last week’s captions. It was a lot of fun sifting through the nearly 300 submissions, and here are the ones that I found the most entertaining.
- Chief: “OMGZ BRUTE ARMOR PERMZ! THAT IZ BETTER THAN RECONZ!” (Durandal)
- “Curling up for a nap around the still-warm engine seemed like a good idea at the time.” (Mercutio2000)
- “Arbiter: I thought I had the shitty spawns..!” (Gangsterreus)
- “I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER!” (ZZoMBiE13)
- “O hai, i upgraded ur horsepowers!” (yayap_the_grunt)
- “Aliens: Making women drivers look good since 2525.” (Majick)
- “That’s what you get when you buy the cheap GPS.” (dan)
- “Arby realized too late that his new AI hood ornament’s personality was not very nice.” (frEkLz)
- “Once again, Jimmy the Head ruins a great picture.” (Voodoo Frost)
- “Shotgun, you’re doing it wrong.” (Sp4rki)
That shotgun line took me a while to figure out because I kept thinking of the weapon, not the position in the car. Oh, what playing too much Halo does to you! If you play too much Halo too, you’ll definitely get a kick out this week’s screenshot. My title for it is “I eat rocket”, but what is your witty caption?
Author: tingsoon
Posted by Dan the Stick on June 6, 2008 at 3:20 am
“Where do I put it?! WHERE DO I PUT IT?!”
Posted by AusQB on June 6, 2008 at 3:34 am
om nom nom nom
(Only funny if you’ve seen the special episode of a certain machinima about a certain Spartan and his ex-condemned Elite pal)
Posted by Penguinish on June 6, 2008 at 3:42 am
After her katamari tampon bag riped, she found the next best thing.
Posted by Scotty on June 6, 2008 at 4:45 am
The elite learns the hard way that the magician’s trick was just an illusion!
Posted by mendicantbias00 on June 6, 2008 at 4:52 am
Thats a spicy meat-ball!
Posted by weths on June 6, 2008 at 5:42 am
1-And you thought mandibles had no uses!
2-Elites tend to like their cigars large….very large………. and explosive.
Posted by Ragingterror on June 6, 2008 at 5:42 am
No, Rover! NO FETCH!!!
Posted by Ragingterror on June 6, 2008 at 5:43 am
OM NOM NOM NOM!!!
Posted by Ragingterror on June 6, 2008 at 5:47 am
“EEERRRRRGHHHH!!!”
“Whatever you do… don’t bite down.”
Posted by Ragingterror on June 6, 2008 at 5:48 am
After conquering the Peruvian Death Pepper, this elite decided to move on to decisively more spicy dishes…
Posted by Ragingterror on June 6, 2008 at 5:50 am
^^^ Make that “decisively spicier”. (Man, I need to go to bed. >_<)
Fire eating: You’re doing it wrong…
Posted by Ragingterror on June 6, 2008 at 5:54 am
(Related to my first caption)
As it turns out, the story of the dynamite fetching dog and sunken jeep wasn’t really an urban legend… more like a misrepresentation of the facts.
Source:
http://www.snopes.com/critters/cruelty/dynamite.asp
Posted by Eruzen on June 6, 2008 at 6:04 am
And they said i’d never get a rocket stick.
Posted by Ragingterror on June 6, 2008 at 6:04 am
Shown here is the Gold Medalist’s snag in the first-ever Rocket Catching competition in the Interplanetary Olympics of 2584.
Sadly, this particular medal was awarded posthumously…
Posted by Mercutio2000 on June 6, 2008 at 6:05 am
OMG! I has lightsaber.
Posted by Ragingterror on June 6, 2008 at 6:05 am
@ Eruzen: C-C-C-Combo Breaker! And only by 13 seconds, to boot. Well played.
I’m out of ideas. For now…
Posted by -S- on June 6, 2008 at 6:16 am
This isn’t a caption, I’m just taking this time to publicly predict the amount of captions that will be entered as – “OM NOM NOM NOM”. Hmmm I’ll guess….at least 20? Yeah, that sounds about right. 20.
Posted by PsycoJoe on June 6, 2008 at 6:35 am
Shooting off at the mouth.
Posted by Dust and Echoes on June 6, 2008 at 6:40 am
(Muffled)I caught something, what is-oh shi-
Posted by Thunderstream328 on June 6, 2008 at 6:48 am
Strong dogs don’t fetch bones.
or:
Polly wanna cracker??
Posted by Chaelek on June 6, 2008 at 6:53 am
Here’s a picture of Half-Jaw’s cousin. After the, ah, rocket incident, we call him no-head.
Posted by UltiDrgn on June 6, 2008 at 7:03 am
Biting the Bullet: You’re doing it wrong
Posted by Killermonkey on June 6, 2008 at 7:04 am
What? It’s not gay!
Posted by Salen on June 6, 2008 at 7:12 am
“I haz a rocketz!”
Posted by xp194 on June 6, 2008 at 7:13 am
This is why split jaws are awesome!
Posted by Tech Artist on June 6, 2008 at 7:15 am
The Arbiter has an explosive appetite!
Posted by Soulofaqua on June 6, 2008 at 7:17 am
The elite found new ways for quick transportation.
Posted by Soulofaqua on June 6, 2008 at 7:19 am
reason why elite population is low
Posted by DragonKnight08 on June 6, 2008 at 7:19 am
Elite:Someone set up me the bomb!
Posted by petetheduck on June 6, 2008 at 7:20 am
Proof that the only reason people choose Elite armor is to show off. :-P
Posted by Shu Sam Chen on June 6, 2008 at 7:20 am
EAT THIS!
Posted by Soulofaqua on June 6, 2008 at 7:21 am
What to do when you run out of ammo.
Posted by Soulofaqua on June 6, 2008 at 7:22 am
All your bombs r belong to me
Posted by Decoy 13 on June 6, 2008 at 7:33 am
Once Elites joined the Humans in the war it took them a while to get use to Human sayings, such as ‘bite the bullet’ in this case.
Posted by Smokaman on June 6, 2008 at 8:02 am
-elites got attitude-
Posted by gigglepie on June 6, 2008 at 8:06 am
He has rockets and sniper? What a weapons whore.
…and I’ll just defuse this with my face…
Posted by LiteraryAlchemist on June 6, 2008 at 8:12 am
Halo Wars, Episode IX: “Remnants of the Jedi”
117 > 1138
Posted by Impervium on June 6, 2008 at 8:14 am
Hey! Look at what I found! (reference to Darkspire’s Matchmaking series)
OR
The morality of UNSC munitions testing is… questionable.
OR
Get your M41 SSR SPNKr tongue piercing TODAY!
OR
Is it a spider?!
~I~
Posted by Gangsterreus on June 6, 2008 at 8:29 am
Is it a spider?
Posted by Robert Blake on June 6, 2008 at 8:30 am
“What do you think you’re doing Master Chief?!”
“Giving the elite his rocket back. Sir.”:
Posted by Keiran on June 6, 2008 at 8:31 am
Looks like he bite the bullet!
Posted by Keiran on June 6, 2008 at 8:32 am
This is more than even an elite can chew!
Posted by Gangsterreus on June 6, 2008 at 8:32 am
this one came to me by seeing BS angel’s avatar…
Mute it before you chew it
Posted by Gangsterreus on June 6, 2008 at 8:36 am
Elite’s last words: So you mean i’m not sucking on a grunt food nipple?
Posted by Crazyeye0 on June 6, 2008 at 8:39 am
Hai guyz! I dun found this rocket!
Posted by Gangsterreus on June 6, 2008 at 8:40 am
Caboose: I call him, Crunchbite..!
Posted by -S- on June 6, 2008 at 8:42 am
Alright nobody move! Put all the money in the bag or else I’ll bite down really hard! Seriously, I’m not kidding I’ll do it!!
Posted by QuackJAG on June 6, 2008 at 8:42 am
“Rocket. Its whats for dinner!”
Posted by -S- on June 6, 2008 at 8:44 am
Red, who never fully understood the concept of ’sarcasm’ or ‘trash talk’, didn’t even give his enemy’s cry “Suck on this!” a second thought. He will be missed.
Posted by Gangsterreus on June 6, 2008 at 8:45 am
“Ich bin schnappie, das kleine krokodil”
(meaning: I am Schnappie, the little crocodile)
i dunno if this song ever made it to the USA, but there was a ±6 year old girl in Germany who wrote the following song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJbpAtvdXxc
That song took the number 1 spot on the German charts (yea,,, really….)
Posted by Gangsterreus on June 6, 2008 at 8:47 am
For the Great Journey!
Posted by -S- on June 6, 2008 at 8:48 am
Dear George Lucas, plz put me in ur next Star Wars movie I can hold a lightsabr wit ma teeth, see?
Posted by Knuxchao on June 6, 2008 at 8:51 am
Silly Red, Rockets are for kids!
Introducing the Bungie’s new DLC, sausage armor permutations! Yummy!
Posted by -S- on June 6, 2008 at 8:52 am
Dammit Zannahee! Changing warthog tires is serious business! Either hold the flashlight the right way or get down here and help me!
Posted by Gangsterreus on June 6, 2008 at 8:53 am
I’m tha bomb!! literally
Posted by shadowboxin on June 6, 2008 at 9:14 am
Announcer: “BOMB ARMED!”
Posted by AusQB on June 6, 2008 at 9:22 am
This isn’t a caption, I’m just taking this time to publicly predict the amount of captions that will be entered as – “OM NOM NOM NOM”. Hmmm I’ll guess….at least 20? Yeah, that sounds about right. 20.
Hahaha, my thoughts exactly.
Posted by retinence on June 6, 2008 at 9:26 am
After witnessing such a sight, Blue team decided the fetal position was the best course of action for the rest of the game.
Posted by retinence on June 6, 2008 at 9:30 am
This particular Rambo sequel was deemed too far-fetched even for Hollywood.
Posted by ZZoMBiE13 on June 6, 2008 at 9:49 am
1.You think YOU’RE tough?
2.I eat rockets for breakfast!
3.When I kiss her, she’ll feel the Earth move for sure!
Posted by retinence on June 6, 2008 at 9:54 am
“I got an idea for a movie: we’ll take Halo and combine it with Rambo and Star Wars… We’ll call it Raymbow Wars. It’ll be perfect!”
Posted by John CB on June 6, 2008 at 10:00 am
This will make that catching a bullet between your teeth trick seem safe.
Posted by o LiGHTNiNG o on June 6, 2008 at 10:04 am
When the elite found out that Recon was only for spartan character models….
Posted by SonofMacPhisto on June 6, 2008 at 10:09 am
Can Chuck Norris catch a rocket between HIS mandibles?! Wort wort wort!
Posted by HumrH360 on June 6, 2008 at 10:28 am
Mmmm…… Spicy Tuna Roll
Posted by Soulofaqua on June 6, 2008 at 10:31 am
Elites have one extra rocket slot over spartans… they can have it
Posted by elguapo1991 on June 6, 2008 at 10:43 am
After a lifetime of practice, this Sangheili was finally able to catch a UNSC rocket in midflight. His dismembered head was found ten days later.
Posted by weths on June 6, 2008 at 10:58 am
Grifball: the early days
Posted by Hirork on June 6, 2008 at 11:42 am
‘Wow this is an explosion of flavour’
and
‘after years of research elites finally find a way to throw grenades without the need to stop firing’
and finnaly
‘Bungie attempt to make matchmaking more interesting, sudden death’
Posted by wolfy on June 6, 2008 at 12:03 pm
the first thing that came to mind is that he’s about to get a limb cut of and there isn’t any morphine (the rocket is a gag)
Posted by elpolloguapo on June 6, 2008 at 12:13 pm
And you thought that Dave’s Ultimate Insanity Sauce was bad!
Posted by elpolloguapo on June 6, 2008 at 12:16 pm
The new and improved Tijuana Mama
(some credit must be given to Pooberry for these, I think)
Posted by Crudeoyle on June 6, 2008 at 12:17 pm
Holding my lightsaber in my mouth, TRIPLE WIELDING!
Posted by DeepCee on June 6, 2008 at 12:20 pm
I think we need to improve on our design for an elite retainer….
Posted by k8lunch on June 6, 2008 at 12:35 pm
My PRECIOUS… little stick of wondor…
Posted by TemplarComander on June 6, 2008 at 12:41 pm
I Iz in your worldz stealingz your rocketz
Posted by Mercutio2000 on June 6, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Tour Guide in 2008: “And over here we have this sculpture entitled The Insanity of War. Notice the ease with which we can project idiocy onto an alien race. However, I think there is a deeper meaning here: The Imperialism of Humanity.”
Posted by SoxKid05 on June 6, 2008 at 12:57 pm
This is what happens when you play fetch with an elite.
Posted by Shado360 on June 6, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Silly elite, the rocket goes in the Head not the mouth. Get it right so I can kill you next round.
Posted by Shado360 on June 6, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Elite: To answer your question, about this big.
Posted by Sarge Tomzilla on June 6, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Stop playing with your food and eat it, young Sangheili!
Posted by UEG PaniK on June 6, 2008 at 1:39 pm
SPNKR High-Explosive Missiles. It’s what’s for dinner.
OR
“I can’t BELIEVE Tim got a double no scope before I did! Oh, well, here goes….”
Posted by UEG PaniK on June 6, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Also –
“I eat rockets for breakfast.”
“So?”
“Without any milk”
“!GASP!”
Posted by Spade on June 6, 2008 at 3:36 pm
SPARTAN: Think fast!
ELITE: Hey! I thougt fast!…wait a minute BOOOM
and
False alarm, it’s a dud. See. BOOOM
and
If catching a rocket doesn’t get me recon armor, nothing will.
Posted by R2-JL on June 6, 2008 at 4:35 pm
He doesn’t quite grasp the concept of the Jedi.
Posted by R2-JL on June 6, 2008 at 4:41 pm
That doesn’t seem physically possible!
Posted by KkilljoyGruntT on June 6, 2008 at 4:57 pm
(you only get this if you saw the one with spartan with the gun in his crotch)
This is how elites give spartans blow jobs!
Posted by SPU7N1K on June 6, 2008 at 5:03 pm
It was a little too late when he realised that the Casper reenactment scene wasn’t gonna go well.
Cheers :)
Posted by trigz04 on June 6, 2008 at 5:48 pm
This is my BOOMSTICK!!!
or
After this display of bite strength, all of the other players decided to stop teabagging the red elite.
Posted by frEkLz on June 6, 2008 at 6:01 pm
“Bungie decided, after the Halo 3 Beta, to take out the ‘Speed’ version of Assault.”
“After seeing the infamous ‘traffic cone suicide’, this Elite tried to do the same thing with a rocket. It didn’t work.”
“SPNKr Rockets: making dentists happy since 2341.”
“OM NOM NOM NOM”
“Red Team ran out of painkiller, so they had the Elite due for surgery bite the rocket, because they ran out of bullets too. The elite got a little more surgery than he bargained for.”
“OM NOM NOM NOM”
Posted by Morpheus on June 6, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Anybody remember this classic scene?
http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=1cd03940e0b04e1a077a1ba39001e10f
“As it turns out, Molotov can catch more than knives with her teeth…”
Posted by newguy2445 on June 6, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Chief, aiming rocket at Elite
Chief: ‘Bet you can’t eat it”
Elite: ‘You’re on’
Posted by wrocks66 on June 6, 2008 at 7:40 pm
“I now haz mastered da force”
Silly elite, rockets are for kids.
Posted by StealthSpeed3 on June 6, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Will you Nom the Rocket that Feeds You? Will the Elite drop to his knees?
Posted by jedi147 on June 6, 2008 at 8:38 pm
this sausage tastes like gun power….. or a rocket
or
Thats a good boy now do it again
Posted by ALTEX on June 6, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Guys, you said we were gonna play assault. This isn’t what i signed up for.
Posted by pwkwsfi on June 6, 2008 at 8:48 pm
in the future, FEAR FACTOR is no longer about eating testicles and bathing in snakes . . .
Posted by Jake'sDad on June 6, 2008 at 8:58 pm
Squiggles, the armless elite, would not be denied in his quest to be a Jedi.
Posted by xanatos117 on June 6, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Ah, here we go! i needed this ammo!
or
BAD ELITE!!! i threw a stick! NOT a rocket!!!
or
The new elite muzzle, for when they start gabbing on about the great journey a BIT to much.
Posted by AzureBlue on June 6, 2008 at 9:52 pm
Tastes like Chicken!
Posted by Lazy Assailant on June 6, 2008 at 11:15 pm
Ulma Tasosee vowed that he would never again allow a grunt to perform dentistry upon him…
Posted by aussie_spartan on June 6, 2008 at 11:41 pm
1. “Famous last words: ‘No, seriously. I’ll put it in my mouth and you take the picture. It’ll be hilarious.”
2. “The game of catch has never been this fun!”
3. “It’s not a mint, its a Tic Tac.”
4. “Not pictured: ‘Splosion!”
Posted by Soulofaqua on June 6, 2008 at 11:48 pm
Giving head… you’re doing it wrong
Posted by Hoovaloov on June 7, 2008 at 12:00 am
Cigar – you’re doing it wrong.
Posted by DragonFire5380 on June 7, 2008 at 6:46 am
At long last I give you; THE NINTH GRENADE!
Posted by tyler on June 7, 2008 at 10:44 am
So we finally find out what happens to rockets when they are shot at Elites.
Posted by Weths on June 7, 2008 at 1:34 pm
How the dinosaurs really died out
Posted by Smurfa on June 7, 2008 at 1:57 pm
“Listerine, pure dynamite for the mouth.”
Unfortunately this is only fun in Sweden, I think, so I have to make a brief explanation. We have a liquid called “Listerine” to rinse one’s mouth width. The qoute is a translation of its commercial.
Posted by McTEEEABAGG on June 7, 2008 at 6:26 pm
CHIEF!, GET ME THE SALT… FAST!
Posted by Gears of Pie on June 7, 2008 at 7:20 pm
WOAH! Cocaine is an amazing drug, but WOAH.
Posted by J23 on June 7, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Mmm…SPNKR rocket flying at a 100m/s…
Also: Could use a little salt..
Posted by silvercube on June 8, 2008 at 6:56 am
How Elites deal with toothaches. :)
Posted by MattDGiant on June 8, 2008 at 8:39 am
Lightsaber:
You’re doing it wrong.
Posted by aussie_spartan on June 8, 2008 at 5:14 pm
“Unfortunately this is only fun in Sweden, I think, so I have to make a brief explanation. We have a liquid called “Listerine” to rinse one’s mouth width.”
We have that down under as well.
Posted by Bubbaco on June 8, 2008 at 9:33 pm
“Elites make greate pets, they fetch newspapers, flashlights, and can even fire military grade rocket launchers.”
Posted by Bubbaco on June 8, 2008 at 9:36 pm
“No fido, bad boy, i said newspaper, thats a rocket.”
Posted by Bubbaco on June 8, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Now this is a hardcore Red Jumpsuit Apparatus fan, “Will you sign my rocket?”
Posted by Bubbaco on June 8, 2008 at 9:48 pm
“What is it chompey? Did timmy fall down a well?”
Posted by Bubbaco on June 8, 2008 at 9:51 pm
“So your dog can ride a skateboard, mine can fetch a rocket!”
Posted by Drat333 on June 9, 2008 at 4:22 pm
I LOVE reenacting my favorite movie: JAWS!!!
Posted by Victor (RightTripleVIC) on June 9, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Smile you son of A…( Jaws)
Posted by HaloIlove on June 9, 2008 at 4:24 pm
“Wait… WAIT! I thought you say I had to eat a HOT DOG, not a steaming hot rocket… AHHH! I’m flyyyiiiiiinnnggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by xIIMoNSTaRIIx on June 9, 2008 at 4:30 pm
my sausage tastes umm…….. er………. explosive :)
Posted by Spartan Maxwell on June 9, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Good boy!
Posted by Dugx0r on June 9, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Usually you bite the pin and throw the grade but we’ll give you an F for eFfort.
Posted by brian on June 9, 2008 at 4:32 pm
DID I ACCIDENTLLY KILL MY MASTER ? WELL ANYWHO I LIKE MY ROCKETS TO BE JUICY
Posted by erockftw on June 9, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Tired of playing fetch with Fido’s bone, the Master Chief decided to amp things up a bit.
Posted by Buy Jeans on June 9, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Rockets are made of cake?!
Posted by Strawser31 on June 9, 2008 at 4:41 pm
“BLARG?” Caboose: “Good Fluffy! I like apples too!” –reference to RVB
Posted by DJChrome1 on June 9, 2008 at 4:41 pm
mmmm, lightsaber
Posted by Mike Cook on June 9, 2008 at 4:43 pm
what?… you dun like my mouth lightsaber??? :(
Posted by DustyBoyT on June 9, 2008 at 4:45 pm
This was Timmy’s last game of fetch…
Posted by Wolf in command on June 9, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Hands… are… full… must… hold… baton… in… mouth…!!!!!!
Posted by TemplarComander on June 9, 2008 at 4:46 pm
I am Unstoppable!
or
I’m the Juggernaut *****!
Posted by TemplarComander on June 9, 2008 at 4:47 pm
This is why Elites hate Star Wars.
Posted by TemplarComander on June 9, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Do you know who I am? I’m THE JUGGERNAUT *****!
Posted by MasterEx on June 9, 2008 at 4:51 pm
“Do I have something in my teeth?”
Posted by OldGunslinger on June 9, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Nay,
Jedi are forbidden to love. Also, to have pets.
Posted by Yo Erk on June 9, 2008 at 4:53 pm
ROCKET, apply directly in the mouth!
ROCKET, apply directly in the mouth!
ROCKET, apply directly in the mouth!
Posted by Buy Jeans on June 9, 2008 at 4:55 pm
How badly do you want Halo 4 Mr. Elite?
Posted by k777k on June 9, 2008 at 4:57 pm
the young starting-out elite recruit finds that human beer has irrevocable effect on one’s judgement…
Posted by BeloAvrgJoe on June 9, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Got any floss? Mint flavored?
Posted by BeloAvrgJoe on June 9, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Dude, Stacy is comming over right now. Is there anything in my teeth?
Posted by k777k on June 9, 2008 at 4:59 pm
*two elites places bets. third elite cathces a rocket*
elite 1: just lost 5 covenant bucks..
Posted by Boybear64 on June 9, 2008 at 5:07 pm
“Will catch rockets for recon!”
Posted by 867-5309 on June 9, 2008 at 5:09 pm
“OM-NOM-NOM-NOM!!!”
–THE ELITES LAST WORDS
Posted by Brodee on June 9, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Allah Allah MJ!!!!!!!!
Posted by Luso Wulf on June 9, 2008 at 5:10 pm
What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?
Posted by Sileo Ignis on June 9, 2008 at 5:13 pm
“POWER THIRST–ROCKET EDITION!!”
“In sadder news: an elite was killed today after the introduction of Jimmy Dean’s new Explosive Sausage was swapped for an actual rocket…who would’ve guessed it’d actually BLOW HIS MIND!!”
“RAWRORGDOR: The ‘Splodinator”
Posted by Oddley on June 9, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Rockets are for Noobs…and I eat Noobs for breakfast.
Posted by Sileo Ignis on June 9, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Where’s the beef?
Posted by SS_Zag1 on June 9, 2008 at 5:18 pm
The Moment of Realization followed by a Feline-esque Whimper.
Posted by Erikster on June 9, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Wait, this isn’t steak…
Posted by a paper bag on June 9, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Cheif talking to Cortana
“Sorry, but this is the only way we could get him to smile.”
Cortana
“Ahhh i see, so how do you plan to get it out?”
Chief
” i dunno and dont care”.
Posted by devilsrevenge on June 9, 2008 at 5:21 pm
then the elite realized the secret of the force and stated in a garbled manor, “who needs hands! I wield my light saber mandible style!”
Posted by Taco87 on June 9, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Hardcore Elite Blowjob!!! Join http://www.hardcoreelites.com NOW to see all hardcore Elite pics.
Posted by a paper bag on June 9, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Chief
“Fetch!”
Arby
“*Roof*”
Cheif
” Good boy, Now drop it.”
KA BOOM!!!!!
Posted by James Netzer on June 9, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Chief: This is only going to hurt a little (pulls needs from elites backside)
Posted by Zerbob on June 9, 2008 at 5:25 pm
And here we have it folks, Chuck Norris if he ever was an alien.
Posted by FloodControl117 on June 9, 2008 at 5:25 pm
No, you dumb Elite! You pull grenade pins with your mouth, not rocket shells!!!!
Posted by KickButtUnngoy on June 9, 2008 at 5:28 pm
“Hey guys, watch me crush this Pringles can with my mouth!”
“Russian Roulette, Elite style.”
Posted by TAS9303 on June 9, 2008 at 5:30 pm
silly elite…rockets are for kids
or
you dropped this!
Posted by Littering And on June 9, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Explodes in your mouth, not in you hands…
..
If you tried it only once, does that still mean you’re gay?
..
One time, at band camp…
..
Haven’t you ever just wondered what one tastes like? Ever?
..
I love the smell of SPNKR in the morning..
..
So this is what it means to “turn it up to 11″….
Posted by Sparxter on June 9, 2008 at 5:33 pm
1.5 seconds after finally mastering the martial art of missile biting, this poor soul realized why it had very nearly become a lost art.
Posted by Argonautica on June 9, 2008 at 5:35 pm
“Beautiful Catch! Lets see what the judges have to say.. When Extreme Fetching returns!”
“I saw Wiley Coyote do it and thought maybe, just maybe, i could do it too.”
Posted by BigDaddyHero on June 9, 2008 at 5:38 pm
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Posted by houstonmat on June 9, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Finally I get a decent spawaaahhhhhhhrrBOOM
Posted by Shoe shot on June 9, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Got a light? Oops, I lit the wrong end.
Posted by eltonfreak104 on June 9, 2008 at 5:44 pm
om nom… HOT rocket, HOT!
Posted by Vick Jr on June 9, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Some dogs chase frisbies. Some chase sticks. Some, tennis balls. This one, however, well, let’s just say he’s a bit faster then the average.
Posted by leijae on June 9, 2008 at 5:47 pm
This is harder than I’m used to, but I’m down…
Posted by leijae on June 9, 2008 at 5:47 pm
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Posted by Vick Jr on June 9, 2008 at 5:49 pm
The new improoved heat seeking rocket in action. Trackinng signal in progress…
Everything seems normal…wait there apears to be a problem. It’s speed has decreased by 50%!
What could cause that?
Initiating on board camera….WTF?!!!!!
Posted by Tibetzz on June 9, 2008 at 5:53 pm
When asked later, this elite admitted that the mouth was not the best place for the booster to mars.
Posted by AureIius on June 9, 2008 at 5:53 pm
“Because it’s too late to apologiiiiiize, it’s too laaaaaaaaaaate……..”
Posted by LoBob on June 9, 2008 at 5:55 pm
“Good boy, good fetch, now drop it BEFORE YOUR HEAD EXPLODES”
“It is the year 2525 and we have finally perfected long distance transportation”
“Transportation unit test #231:
Subject: elite#1137
Result: FAILURE
Cause: rapid acceleration into a wall then a large explosion
Notes: Somebody order some new test subjects”
“Dude, get your @$$ back down range”
Posted by GodlyGamer911 on June 9, 2008 at 5:55 pm
“His names Elite0 hes like a samari”
Posted by GodlyGamer911 on June 9, 2008 at 5:58 pm
“im practicing for something private, see me and my brute buddy are goin out later and well YA KNOW WHAT THEY SAY BOUT APES WITH BIG FEET”
Posted by GodlyGamer911 on June 9, 2008 at 5:59 pm
hes going to oraly return to sender
Posted by JWIN5 on June 9, 2008 at 5:59 pm
“Why the HELL didn’t you tell you had a bomb in your mouth?!”
Posted by xboxgamerfreak on June 9, 2008 at 6:01 pm
Tastes like chicken.
Posted by Hujgup on June 9, 2008 at 6:05 pm
I wonder what will happen whi\en I squeeze…
Posted by Inferter on June 9, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Some people prefer TicTacs to make their breath nice and minty fresh. The Arbiter prefers something more of the explosive variety.
or
“Hey! This isn’t what I ordered!”
or
Meet the new crew of Jackass. No longer will they use [i]Little[/i] Red Rockets and Ice Horses.
Posted by elmoK1LL3Dyou on June 9, 2008 at 6:08 pm
“I’m a different kind of suicide bomber!”
Posted by TakaoRyushi on June 9, 2008 at 6:10 pm
EPIC FAIL!
Posted by Appleorange on June 9, 2008 at 6:12 pm
BITE THE BULLET (or not),……….(please dont)
Posted by a pirate ninja on June 9, 2008 at 6:13 pm
This isnt meow mix!
Posted by AusAusGswing on June 9, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Oh, this thing goes in the other end…..
Posted by The Jeff x7 on June 9, 2008 at 6:15 pm
After losing his rocket launcher, the elite tried a new way of using those leftover rockets.
Posted by Bertito on June 9, 2008 at 6:17 pm
The secret to TRIPLE wielding.
Posted by Tinklenator on June 9, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Boom! Headshot!
Posted by retinence on June 9, 2008 at 6:22 pm
“So THESE are the rocks and sticks Sergeant Johnson used in them olden’ days. Not too shabby.”
Posted by Slaggg on June 9, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Hitbox? I don’t need no stinkin’ hitbox!
I swear those freaking Elites are broken. OMG Bungie! Plz fix!
Posted by DieByMyHand on June 9, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Maglite. Lighting the way to victory even when your hands are full.
Posted by Dj on June 9, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Remember me…as a hero!
Posted by Galap on June 9, 2008 at 6:26 pm
beat THAT obi-wan! bet ya cant hold a lightsaber with your TEETH!
Posted by Leafs13 on June 9, 2008 at 6:31 pm
It’s like a rocket in my mouth!, and everyone’s invi… oh wait..oh no… …
Posted by Lord Tai on June 9, 2008 at 6:34 pm
What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?
Posted by Kaiserkrause on June 9, 2008 at 6:35 pm
“Triple kill, Overkill, Tastetacular”
Posted by Eragon117 on June 9, 2008 at 6:36 pm
Little did the Elite Know, The RoflCopter Could Shoot LMAORockets
Posted by wzrdofthehood on June 9, 2008 at 6:39 pm
DROP IT! DROOOOOP IIIIITTTT! (smacks with newspaper)
Posted by PAW on June 9, 2008 at 6:40 pm
What? Is there something on my face?
Posted by tingsoon on June 9, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Its not what it looks like!
or
He just had a bad habit of sucking on long, hard, explosive objects…
or
Hm… small hint of lime, a little bit of pepper, ITS PERFECT!
Posted by Coolio911911 on June 9, 2008 at 6:48 pm
I’m in ur amm0 box, eating ur roketz.
Posted by BwianJ on June 9, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Its alright ill ge that sniper shot out of your back, just bite the bullet or dynamite…
Posted by Jack Bandit 127 on June 9, 2008 at 6:52 pm
y does everything always end up in my mouth
Posted by Zandax on June 9, 2008 at 6:54 pm
“Didn’t you read the Label? Point toward Enemy!”
Posted by Ben on June 9, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Elites like to lather up their magic bullets.
Posted by Jack Bandit 127 on June 9, 2008 at 6:54 pm
2.look mom no hands
3.look elites can fetch too
Posted by Knivesl on June 9, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Neo: (from the matrix) Damn even I wouldn’t try that.
Posted by dei ja vu on June 9, 2008 at 6:58 pm
“Welcome to David Blaine: Street Magic.”
Posted by clowneter156 on June 9, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Fail…
Posted by Lord on June 9, 2008 at 7:00 pm
someone is going to have some explosive diareha
Posted by Queen 0f Blades on June 9, 2008 at 7:03 pm
1. UR DOIN IT WRONG. (I had to, I’m sorry -.-)
2. Rocket-flakes they’re more than gooood, they’re GREEEAAAT!
3. Cheap dental work. Please sign this release form.
4. Hot Rockets! (Like Hot Pockets… yeah…)
5. The cake is a lie. A very explosive, painful lie.
I’ll stop before I kill someone with my terrible humor. I like Chaelek’s best so far.
Posted by SlyMosquito on June 9, 2008 at 7:04 pm
They thought I didn’t understand the game of “fetch”.
Posted by OMega Sierra117 on June 9, 2008 at 7:05 pm
blarg
Posted by pwninatr on June 9, 2008 at 7:05 pm
“Meet the the Cat. 009 Jedi Class Elite. Fully equipped with rockets and a magnum in hand, a sniper on back (just in case), and a lightsaber gripped tightly by mandibles.”
Posted by Patrick Spiker on June 9, 2008 at 7:07 pm
1. And people wonder why dinosaurs went extinct.
2. Ace Ventura’s got nothing on the Elites.
Posted by Spectrum37 on June 9, 2008 at 7:13 pm
Did you lose this?
Posted by Asheel on June 9, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Number 231 on the list of “Things Not To Put In Your Mouth.”
Posted by oldschooler92 on June 9, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Sometimes when your teammate takes the banshee, you just got to find a way to the other side…
Posted by Nate on June 9, 2008 at 7:18 pm
“Those human magicians are pussies, they can only catch a bullet in their teeth, I can caught myself a rocket,” Arby
Posted by PJMack on June 9, 2008 at 7:19 pm
1 – This isn’t a pickle, they always get my order wrong.
2 – Alright, Hot Pockets!
Posted by Ralas Furion on June 9, 2008 at 7:21 pm
master cheif’s idea of covenant dentistry
Posted by spartan114 on June 9, 2008 at 7:23 pm
This will be a mind-blowing experience…
Posted by Mr. burns on June 9, 2008 at 7:24 pm
Things didn’t go too well when Crunchbite met Andy’s cousin. – RvB
Posted by Gronfors on June 9, 2008 at 7:28 pm
no… bad dog! drop it… drop it… no don’t come closer.!!.. drop it!
Posted by CallawaySpartan on June 9, 2008 at 7:31 pm
its exactly what it looks like
Posted by urmom51692 on June 9, 2008 at 7:31 pm
…the kids at school would ridicule little Johnny for his ridiculous looking retainer…this sadly led to his suicide
Posted by LoBob on June 9, 2008 at 7:31 pm
“Futuristic pacifier. WARNING: may cause loss of limb.”
Posted by Crack77shot on June 9, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Don’t tell my dentist
Posted by shlugendah on June 9, 2008 at 7:35 pm
After years of field testing with sausages, the Sangheli had finally been conditioned to fetch anything.
Posted by Panzerwurfer on June 9, 2008 at 7:40 pm
After the doctor told him he only had 24 hours to live, Bob decided to try something he had wanted to try his whole life…
Posted by Gun4Hire603 on June 9, 2008 at 7:46 pm
Mm Mm Mm..Toasty
Posted by Ben Berger on June 9, 2008 at 7:46 pm
My husband bought this for me to suck on.
Posted by tim.urmom on June 9, 2008 at 7:48 pm
The Great Journey begins.
Posted by r0na1d0 on June 9, 2008 at 7:48 pm
“rockets are a good source of iron!”
Posted by Maynard on June 9, 2008 at 7:49 pm
The biggest diss, like catching that kids snowball in elementary school and throwing it back at him, Halo style!
Posted by Maynard on June 9, 2008 at 7:52 pm
“oh Crap.”
Posted by revmdn 73 on June 9, 2008 at 7:53 pm
And you think flossing your teeth is bad.
Posted by insane3to16 on June 9, 2008 at 8:01 pm
“$5 foot-long”
Posted by Rev Polarbear on June 9, 2008 at 8:03 pm
mister McSmithy’s idea of a “practical” harmonica
Posted by TheDuffslayer on June 9, 2008 at 8:06 pm
If Chuck Norris could stop it like this, so could I.
Posted by Vinyl Addiction on June 9, 2008 at 8:13 pm
does this gives me dees caviteez?
Posted by Knight kninja on June 9, 2008 at 8:13 pm
dude i was so going to use the om nom nom one!! anyways…
“alright light up the bottle rocket! Wait, you WHAT?? OH SH-”
Posted by GET SUM on June 9, 2008 at 8:14 pm
chiggity check yo self b4 U WRECK YO SELF
Posted by GET SUM on June 9, 2008 at 8:17 pm
U JUST BEEN T E R M I N A T E D
Posted by Wyntersbyte on June 9, 2008 at 8:22 pm
(Announcer Voice) New Rocketabs. Cures any disease. Side effects may include Headache, Vomiting and Explosive Diarrhea (Death is not a side effect… its um…. more of a certainty).
Posted by Gecko0205 on June 9, 2008 at 8:31 pm
Tastes like chicken!
Posted by Stjerneborg on June 9, 2008 at 8:31 pm
The rising price of gas forced Dan to find new modes of travel
Posted by Borrelli27 on June 9, 2008 at 8:34 pm
apparently you can teach a dino to play fetch
Posted by Agenthunk on June 9, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?
Posted by Borrelli27 on June 9, 2008 at 8:36 pm
two words sum it all up: Dental Bill
Posted by sittinduk on June 9, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Penn and Teller ain’t got nothing on this.
“Mag-lite, it’s never dark in America”
Posted by clowny on June 9, 2008 at 8:38 pm
after joey saw the human cannonball, he decided to try himself but decided to add more of a bang
Posted by Electro41 on June 9, 2008 at 8:41 pm
Now be honest. Is there something in my teeth. Why won’t you look at me? Where are you going? Why are you running away…..?!!
Posted by Chunkyfred on June 9, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Oh great, look what the Elite dragged in…
or…
Okay guys, the bad news is I have a rocket jammed in my mandibles, but the good news is I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
Posted by TheHavik on June 9, 2008 at 8:46 pm
“Tastes Like Chicken!”
Posted by Jack Nicholson on June 9, 2008 at 8:51 pm
BITE THE BULLET (rocket)
Posted by TheHavik on June 9, 2008 at 8:56 pm
“Kiss Me Im Alien”
Posted by Barrett on June 9, 2008 at 8:58 pm
uh oh….hail fore runners full of grace, the flood is with you…
Posted by McCowell on June 9, 2008 at 8:59 pm
This taste so much better than a t-bag to the face
Posted by Flood2x2 on June 9, 2008 at 9:01 pm
If I don’t get reconz, I swear I’ll blow up the internetz!
Posted by ChrisCrank on June 9, 2008 at 9:02 pm
Hahaha! Now I Have Y-Guh-Wuffdafugg!?!?! *BOOM*
OR
Diff Yew Droff thish sir?
Posted by d00m r4g3 on June 9, 2008 at 9:03 pm
Rockets. Making fetch more fun for everybody.
Posted by BlackHawk on June 9, 2008 at 9:15 pm
Pop ROCKetS….Never mix with an Elite.
Posted by SilentSodlier55 on June 9, 2008 at 9:20 pm
Those new pretzal sticks we bought sure do have an explosive kick
Posted by Narcosis on June 9, 2008 at 9:22 pm
What freaked the Spartan out the most was not how the Elite had managed to catch the rocket, but rather what it did with the rocket afterwards
Posted by Soldier Anubis on June 9, 2008 at 9:33 pm
((WTF, I would like to know how that was pulled off!!))
1) Master Cheif used to be quite cruel on how he used to deal with the elites.
2) After numerous failed attempts on the sniper, the noob as finally resorts to jihad! XD
3) The reason why the prophets replaced the Sangheli.
4) The newest recruit’s diet of the proud Sangheli has many worrisome about his next bowel movement.
Posted by Canadian1337 on June 9, 2008 at 9:40 pm
When suicide grunts flailing with plasma grenades are not enough…SUICIDE ELITES!!!
Posted by Seventh_column on June 9, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Iz ther sumfin in ma teef?
Posted by Tommy O! on June 9, 2008 at 9:59 pm
No Sparky put that rocket back where you found it.
Bad Elite! Bad!
Posted by sierra on June 9, 2008 at 10:08 pm
The stunt was working so well until he sneezed.
Posted by subliminal on June 9, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Master Chief… I am your father….
Posted by a lesser fate on June 9, 2008 at 10:17 pm
hey look what i found!!! “betrayal”
Posted by TatTool on June 9, 2008 at 10:17 pm
I hate it when they make me do that scene from predator! why did he have to kill himself…??
Posted by Shinjakin on June 9, 2008 at 10:24 pm
“Now time for my altimate sith teqniqe, THE TRI-SABER SLASH”
Posted by Yayap89 on June 9, 2008 at 10:25 pm
“hey, I brought this back for you!”
Posted by DaRabidMonkey on June 9, 2008 at 10:35 pm
Rocket? I thought you said “baguette”.
Posted by afuzzyasian on June 9, 2008 at 10:37 pm
“I GOTS A LIGHTSABER IN MA MOUTH!”
Posted by metalcranium79 on June 9, 2008 at 10:38 pm
TASTES LIKE PAIN!
Posted by that one guy on June 9, 2008 at 10:55 pm
if Spartans get Katanas…
Posted by MoralesBrothers on June 9, 2008 at 10:58 pm
New Lays Chips “Rocket Flavor:Special Edition”
Betcha’ can eat ONLY one…
Posted by the dru man on June 9, 2008 at 11:06 pm
player: “when i told you to suck it that’s not what i was implying…”
Posted by CONMANIK23 on June 9, 2008 at 11:07 pm
So much for all the money his parents spent on braces
Posted by XxZakAlmightyxX on June 9, 2008 at 11:11 pm
Hay! This r not cheezburger!
Posted by CONMANIK23 on June 9, 2008 at 11:15 pm
“No dude, its totally safe all the cool kids are doing it.”
Posted by CharlietheLoveableBum on June 9, 2008 at 11:20 pm
“Dun, dun. Dun, dun. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun! Quick! Shoot the damn thing!!!”
“Easier than takin’ Ol’ Fido out back, plus much more fun.”
“What?! It was the 4th of July?! Where’s your patriotism?!”
Posted by Naepa34 on June 9, 2008 at 11:32 pm
When an elite gets hungry…
Posted by XGC Jacen Solo on June 9, 2008 at 11:42 pm
If you think it’s hot now, wait ’til it comes out the back end.
Posted by PatricQ on June 10, 2008 at 12:14 am
This year’s interspiecies dentist symposium revealed new suprising techniques.
Posted by mister militia on June 10, 2008 at 12:32 am
Win
Posted by Slitzerikai on June 10, 2008 at 12:34 am
“Do I leave it in or take it out?! Do I leave it in or take it out?!”
Posted by KBD Sabre on June 10, 2008 at 12:34 am
erm… guys? this isnt Team SWAT anymore is it……
Posted by killergreenbelt on June 10, 2008 at 12:59 am
It’s supposed to cause birth defects, but what the heck they’re gonna be ugly anyway
Posted by Divine Plan on June 10, 2008 at 1:01 am
I bring extra ammo guys!
Posted by SNEAKYSPYDER07 on June 10, 2008 at 1:13 am
1. Achmed the dead terrorist before his incident…
2. Alright, which one of you kids threw this?
3. He caught the first one, but he forgot that rockets come in pairs!
4. elite, “Will this hurt doc?”
spartan dentist, “Don’t worry kid, after the first bite you won’t feel a thing.”
5. Dad i don’t want to play catch anymo… *BOOM*
Posted by WaywardFerret on June 10, 2008 at 1:13 am
If hungry, eat rocket.
Posted by W01F NINJ4 on June 10, 2008 at 1:16 am
There have to be easier ways to get around the map……
Open mindedness… The final downfall of the Elite race.
Posted by SNEAKYSPYDER07 on June 10, 2008 at 1:28 am
that lagging cheater finally got what was coming to him!
Posted by SNEAKYSPYDER07 on June 10, 2008 at 1:31 am
That would have made a great story to tell his kids one day if he would have just threw it back.
Posted by Dark Thadius on June 10, 2008 at 1:34 am
Master Chief would still rather no-scope the elite.
Posted by IXIdeliriumIXI on June 10, 2008 at 1:47 am
“Is there something in my teeth?”
Posted by Bootsman on June 10, 2008 at 1:49 am
Enemy team member:
“He’s got a rocket launcher and a snip… He has a lightsaber in his mouth! Somebody take this guy out!”
Posted by ThisguyImade on June 10, 2008 at 1:57 am
“Why is everybody running away?”
or
“This salami is very, very hot”
or
“This new sport is going to blow some minds!”
Posted by SCG Katanga on June 10, 2008 at 2:17 am
Elite learns the joys of braces.
Posted by Silence Broken on June 10, 2008 at 2:18 am
With Frankie gone some Halo characters experienced suicidal tendencies.
or
After being kicked out of the covenant, some Elites developed extreme depression.
thats all you’ll get from me. Tugboats, arson and suicide jokes XD
Posted by AusQB on June 10, 2008 at 2:43 am
“om nom nom nom” tally: 4
That can’t be right.
Posted by PiercingSpatula on June 10, 2008 at 2:54 am
Sarge: “So… It was HOW big?”
Elite: “Blarg Blarg Honk Honk?”
Church: “Bow chica bow wow”
Posted by PiercingSpatula on June 10, 2008 at 3:00 am
Rocket.. Once you pop, you can’t stop.
Rocket.. Bet you can’t eat just one.
Posted by ByFaythNotSight on June 10, 2008 at 3:16 am
Master Chief: ARBY! If you were THAT hungry we could’ve stopped at Mc D’s!
Posted by Moose on June 10, 2008 at 3:16 am
NO! STOP SINGING THAT F@&%ING SONG! WE ARE NOT HAVING CHICKEN TONIGHT!
Posted by DeZanamee on June 10, 2008 at 3:17 am
The Saying “Bit off more than he could chew” comes to mind.
Posted by Joey on June 10, 2008 at 3:21 am
thats not a bone ur chewing on
Posted by Moose on June 10, 2008 at 3:33 am
“Dont worry, I’ll just respawn…”
Frankie’s last words while playing Rockets Elimination.
Posted by Flyswatter on June 10, 2008 at 3:35 am
Well there’s no mongoose on The Pit, so this elite got a brilliant idea.
Posted by aussie_spartan on June 10, 2008 at 4:04 am
“That can’t be right.”
Actually I’m surprised its so low.
Posted by CoherentPanda on June 10, 2008 at 4:46 am
Sadly, few Elites survived the intense mating rituals, as showing off for the female Elites involved holding a live rocket between their teeth until it exploded. Also unfortunate for the Elites, blowing themselves up doesn’t involve heaven and a bunch of virgins.
Posted by Darth Donkey on June 10, 2008 at 5:01 am
As Wort the Elite pondered his last, his mind inadvertently wandered to the fact that he left the oven on…
Posted by snoopeasystreet on June 10, 2008 at 5:06 am
Its better in the attic than the basement….I suppose.
Posted by snoopeasystreet on June 10, 2008 at 5:09 am
Halo 3 update 2.0.
Fixes.
Muting players is now 117 times more awesome.
Posted by Geoff on June 10, 2008 at 5:11 am
1. He just couldn’t resist an A1 covered rocket. A1 steak sauce, yeah it’s that important.
2. The hibachi chef decided that tossing shrimp into patrons mouths’ just wasn’t interesting enough anymore.
Posted by Japsye Poker on June 10, 2008 at 5:12 am
Subway – Eat Fresh ;D
Posted by Japseye Poker on June 10, 2008 at 5:14 am
YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET?! YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN U MESS WITH THE WARRIOR!!!!?
Posted by Omnicent on June 10, 2008 at 5:18 am
After this incident, Bungie decided that unlimited ammo was the way to go in rocket matches, as aquiring ammo in the field can be. . . hazardous. . .
Posted by Bionic Japseye on June 10, 2008 at 5:28 am
Covenant flight technology: the early stages.
Posted by OIII PAT IIIO on June 10, 2008 at 5:36 am
I can’t believe its not butter!
Posted by zed1214 on June 10, 2008 at 5:38 am
its all fun in games unlit some one is stupid enough to eat a rocket
Posted by HolyJunkie on June 10, 2008 at 5:45 am
Before he knew it, The Elite never realised that what he had in his jaws was not a simple flare used to illuminate a cavern.
Posted by Duce1621 on June 10, 2008 at 5:57 am
General, We are sad to report that the new style of jet-pack you asked for needs further testing and will not be available for a fall release.
Posted by Thalanos on June 10, 2008 at 6:02 am
The giant yellow mouth-wielded lightsabre was proof that George Lucas had finally run out of ideas.
Posted by Xeromane on June 10, 2008 at 6:05 am
Narrator: ” Here we have an elite discovering the human concept of ‘fast food’……next he will discover a massive case of ‘heart burn’”
Posted by Duce1621 on June 10, 2008 at 6:06 am
Penn and Teller got nothin’ on this guy.
Posted by KungFu_Cat on June 10, 2008 at 6:16 am
“Hey guys i GOTS THE FLAG! A ticking one!….Thats good right?”
orrr
Elite: “I’ve had bigger”
Posted by Xeromane on June 10, 2008 at 6:22 am
Chuck Norris as an Elite….
Posted by Mordi on June 10, 2008 at 6:23 am
Marcus, the circus elite would soon regret his new, daring stunt.
Posted by Mordi on June 10, 2008 at 6:24 am
Om nom *BLAM*
Posted by Mordi on June 10, 2008 at 6:26 am
After the horrifying event, “rocket fetching” was made illegal, and was never to be performed again by pet elite owners.
Posted by Judman13 on June 10, 2008 at 6:30 am
I caught a rocket, I caught a rocket, I caught a rocket, HEY HEY HE…OH CRAP
Posted by Xeromane on June 10, 2008 at 6:30 am
……”He’s gotta be the host!”……..
Posted by Mordi on June 10, 2008 at 6:30 am
The infamous stupidity of Mike would soon come to an end, as an unknown spartan enemy fired his rocket, after telling him to “Eat this”.
Posted by InsaneBlade on June 10, 2008 at 6:47 am
Playing Fetch, Your doin it wrong!!
+
Fud, your doin it wrong!
+
Bungie finally gave the Elites something for 1000/1000 gamerscore: the ability to eat rockets!
Posted by Insanum on June 10, 2008 at 6:49 am
Fail.
Posted by Kaminah on June 10, 2008 at 7:07 am
Does this count as “biting the bullet”?
Posted by sleepingdraggon80 on June 10, 2008 at 7:15 am
The Elite realized far to late that his in-born tendency to grab things flying by his head was really not as useful as it once was…
Posted by ThaGrouch13 on June 10, 2008 at 7:18 am
Apparently he had never thought to use a string around a door knob, but darned if his ‘new method’ got the tooth out.
Posted by H1LLMANAT10N on June 10, 2008 at 7:21 am
With a Rocket launcher in one hand, a Sniper Rifle on his back, and a Jedi Lightsaber in his teeth, there’s just no telling his next method of attack. Master Jedi Sniper Rocketeer Man!!
Posted by Porkchops on June 10, 2008 at 7:24 am
1.Elite: See Master Chief you owe me 5 bucks… Master Chief?…BOOM!
2.Micheal Jackson: And they said I was fucked up.
3.Elite 20 years later looking at photo: Thats the last time I take weed.
4.Elite: Stupid Genie when I asked for a big rocket for the ladies I didn’t mean this.
Posted by BluE SniPeZ on June 10, 2008 at 7:26 am
Want to see what else i can fit in my mouth?
Posted by Akumu on June 10, 2008 at 7:41 am
You think this is bad? Just wait until it comes out the other end.
Posted by nofi on June 10, 2008 at 7:56 am
Man I love cuban cigars!
Posted by Rez on June 10, 2008 at 7:56 am
“How’s 50 pounds of TUNGSTEN strike yah?!”
“Actually, it’s a bit hot…”
>NEXT
“The next generation of suicide deathes from the grave. We’ve now moved from sticking your foot… to grabbing a live rocket in your teeth, and running at somebody. Recommended when more than 1 enemy is around.”
>NEXT
“Hey, you… over there… I’ve got some weapons… A sniper, a rocket launcher… and a rocket…”
EXpl0sion!
Posted by Prime TIme 2882 on June 10, 2008 at 8:01 am
Man, master chief lied to me. These braces are never going to fix my overbite.
Posted by little rich on June 10, 2008 at 8:02 am
Obi Wans pet Elite scampers back after some ‘lightsabre fetch’!
Posted by Gr8est Beast on June 10, 2008 at 8:06 am
the lightsaber, a more civilized weapon for a more civilized time period
Posted by j4nier on June 10, 2008 at 8:08 am
Wort wort BOOM!
Posted by Shannon on June 10, 2008 at 8:13 am
Rockets – The breakfast of champions!
Posted by kylun on June 10, 2008 at 8:15 am
“I love the taste of Napalm in the morning!”
Posted by Iamyourtumor on June 10, 2008 at 8:15 am
…it will only hurt once…but damn will it hurt!
Posted by shenanigans on June 10, 2008 at 8:16 am
wow. that wuz quite a mouthfull. but i gess ur used 2 tht by naow. lololololololololololol
Posted by Archbishop on June 10, 2008 at 8:16 am
Elite, “Do I has sumthing in meh teef?”
Posted by SKYLINENICK on June 10, 2008 at 8:19 am
“There was much controversy about holdings the Olympics in Pakistan, especially after the preliminary rounds.”
Posted by The Fridge on June 10, 2008 at 8:28 am
“I eat Iron Man for breakfast”
Posted by Adhesi0n on June 10, 2008 at 8:28 am
Popping your shoulder back is going to be pretty painfull Arby, here bite down on this.. **hee hee**
Posted by Da Wigganator on June 10, 2008 at 8:28 am
Ever wanted your stomach enlarged sigificantly? This is how to do it.
(Warning: May cause death-by-explosion-related-burns)
Posted by DOH Hammie on June 10, 2008 at 8:32 am
Oh what? There’s something on my face?
Posted by psycho2k on June 10, 2008 at 8:40 am
And Bruce Lee only caught a bullet, not a rocket!
Posted by blackjack on June 10, 2008 at 8:54 am
LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!!!-Blam-!!
Posted by abbadon on June 10, 2008 at 8:54 am
Explosive hot dog eating contest!
Posted by Wheeler IOW on June 10, 2008 at 8:59 am
1. Now we know why elite have those splits in thier mouths.
2. And people ask why its hard to head shot elites in swat.
3. Smoking Kills.
Posted by bruschetta79 on June 10, 2008 at 9:08 am
This new variant for carrying the bomb doesn’t seem so fun when you’rethe bomb carrier…
Posted by OutOnTOp on June 10, 2008 at 9:17 am
OMG OMG OMG I DID IT!!!
…I Can Haz Recon?
Posted by packers92 on June 10, 2008 at 9:19 am
Mmmmmmmm……. Highly Explosive Rockets….
Posted by GUNSLINGERBUNNY on June 10, 2008 at 9:27 am
Bite the bullet!
Posted by Thwiptster on June 10, 2008 at 9:32 am
-What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?
-No, Neo. I’m trying to tell you that when you’re ready, you won’t have to.
Posted by daza maza on June 10, 2008 at 9:36 am
This isn’t what my gay friend told me it will taste like.
Posted by Daniel on June 10, 2008 at 9:39 am
I can haz chee OMG DAS NO CHEEZBURGER!
Posted by Roymond on June 10, 2008 at 9:41 am
Happy Birthday! We got you an elite cake! Blow out the candle!
Posted by Xeromane on June 10, 2008 at 9:41 am
…”Look Ma! No Ha…BOOM!”
Posted by EDABM on June 10, 2008 at 9:43 am
Elite ~ “Master Chief… I am your father…”
MC ~ “No your not….”
Elite ~ “Yeah… i know…….”
Posted by Xeromane on June 10, 2008 at 9:44 am
…”Got Rocket?”…
Posted by DarthLurtz on June 10, 2008 at 9:50 am
Tango, anyone?
Posted by SteelWolf2552 on June 10, 2008 at 9:53 am
Taught to fetch at a young age, sadly the poor dog’s training took over at the worst possible time.
Posted by Ez8Diaz on June 10, 2008 at 9:56 am
Am I in the Clan yet?!!??
Posted by Bowchicabowow on June 10, 2008 at 9:57 am
Ever have one of those days where you knew you should have stayed in bed?
Posted by Dave the Bomb on June 10, 2008 at 9:58 am
“Here bite down on this, it will lessen the pain of a terrible Rocket-Snipe FFA Custom game some ass-clown thought up and invited you to…Ouch.”
Posted by Bowchicabowow on June 10, 2008 at 10:04 am
That’s a good bo…NOO!!! TAKE IT BACK!! TAKE IT BACK!!!
Posted by LT Ashler on June 10, 2008 at 10:08 am
1. Armed to the teeth
2. Ratho’Suramee finally carried out his threat, the school bullies cowered in his prescence from that day.
Posted by Baxterj on June 10, 2008 at 10:10 am
“hey guys! guys! i told you i’d catch it!”
Posted by RIBB EATER on June 10, 2008 at 10:12 am
You will never be a Jedi Knight so put that light saber down!
Posted by RIBB EATER on June 10, 2008 at 10:16 am
I am never going to be the pitcher in rocket baseball again!
Posted by Jaxter666 on June 10, 2008 at 10:21 am
‘Hey! I told you he can fetch!’
Posted by garzia on June 10, 2008 at 10:28 am
Floss, beacause YOU need it
Posted by TheReconWarrior on June 10, 2008 at 10:30 am
“WORT!”
Posted by HumanTim on June 10, 2008 at 10:32 am
Sword swallowing is boring. Try lightsabre swallowing.
Posted by Thrawnfett on June 10, 2008 at 10:33 am
Damn… he caught that too, what else is there to throw at him?
Posted by ODST Alpha on June 10, 2008 at 10:36 am
Rover! Fetch me my Boom Stick! Wrong Boom Stick, Rover…
After the oil depletion, many people resorted to more…drastic measures to get to work.
Posted by Dynobomber on June 10, 2008 at 10:40 am
Luke…I am your father…
Posted by Ez8Diaz on June 10, 2008 at 10:46 am
“Explosion immenant!” -Cortana, “Wait..! I got an Idea..” -Elite
Posted by Sileo Ignis on June 10, 2008 at 10:56 am
“Is it…is it in yet?”
Posted by h33by j33by on June 10, 2008 at 11:07 am
if at first you dont succeed, picking rockets up with your mouth isn’t for you.
Posted by Mighty Meat Bat on June 10, 2008 at 11:07 am
“Hot Potato! Hot Potato! Hot Potato!”
Posted by Bionic Japseye on June 10, 2008 at 11:12 am
And now, for one night only…
Posted by Kickass119 on June 10, 2008 at 11:15 am
“… and this brave, honorable soldier sacrificed himself to save his friends by putting himself infront of an oncomming enemy projectile… unfortunatley, it just dragged him along with it and his friends were still killed. But i believe this warrior deserves a medal!
Posted by h33by j33by on June 10, 2008 at 11:24 am
clearly this elite was on the toilet when god gave out commen sense
Posted by The Boy Leo on June 10, 2008 at 11:29 am
Elite: This is gonna give me some serious heart burn, chief get me the tums!!!
Posted by Drew on June 10, 2008 at 11:39 am
Elites are like little children: if they find a shinny object, they can’t help but put it in their mouth.
Posted by Exspartan 138 on June 10, 2008 at 11:45 am
Marine: “Sir, all efforts to halt Godzilla have ended in failure!”
Grunt: “Run! It Godzillaaaaa!”
Posted by R3dDragon07 on June 10, 2008 at 11:57 am
“I’ve seen a lot of ’shoped photos in my day and you can tell by the pixels that it’s ’shoped”
or
“Rockets, the breakfast of champions”
Posted by Johnny B Goode on June 10, 2008 at 12:10 pm
The Sangheili version of a bomb disposal squad, unfortunately the life expectancy of any member is approximately one mission.
Posted by HFhGFH on June 10, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Lumpy should’ve used this…
(Happy Tree Friends)
Posted by KiePWNS You on June 10, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Hey Mom look what i got. Can i keep it PLEASE!
Posted by MagnusSephiroth on June 10, 2008 at 12:26 pm
B3H0LD 0ur N3w s3cr3t w34p0n!!111! 3L1IT3 R0CK3T SC1ENT1STS!!!!
Posted by Egregious Spark on June 10, 2008 at 12:36 pm
They call me Neo…
Posted by soadfan73 on June 10, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Now how long must i do this to get recon?
Posted by CHUNKIEluver on June 10, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Jedi are friends, NOT food.
Posted by CharlietheLoveableBum on June 10, 2008 at 1:04 pm
“One begs the question: If he has the rockets, how the hell did this happen?!”
Posted by MURD3R x07x on June 10, 2008 at 1:07 pm
It’s not gay if the balls don’t touch.
Posted by CharlietheLoveableBum on June 10, 2008 at 1:12 pm
“Hey Billy, bet ya $5 that ya can’t catch this?” “You’re on! Okay, I’m ready! Ha! Caught it! Where’s my 5 bucks! Guys?”
Posted by orcarob on June 10, 2008 at 1:29 pm
finish th fight… are you man enough?
Posted by Sert 01 on June 10, 2008 at 1:33 pm
That’s one piss poor dental plan you got there!
Posted by orcarob on June 10, 2008 at 1:39 pm
sorry for two posts but thought of some more
you know when youve been halod (tango micy take)
2. have you seen my baseball…
(angry dog) fetch this feth that.. fetch this mo fo!
Posted by Ez8Diaz on June 10, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Pathetic Noob.. u cannot defeat travis with your wide-barrelled explosive crossbow!
Posted by Jobber on June 10, 2008 at 2:02 pm
You thought explosive diarrhea was bad….
Posted by amonk3ywithagun on June 10, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Elite in a mumbled voice: “I told you I could fit the whole thing in my mouth!!”
Second Elite in the the distance: “That’s what she said!!”
Posted by Jax713 on June 10, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Betcha you can’t do it again!
Posted by superironbat123 on June 10, 2008 at 2:46 pm
*whistle* come on lassie *whistle* fetch boy….good boy….hey what the hell?!
for the last time you stupid dog…..this is NOT how you play fetch!!
DOG(RED ELITE): *oh shit….*
Posted by Jesse on June 10, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Thats the last time we play fetch fido, you always bring it back before it blows! *Shakes Head* How is an owner supposed to blow up their pet if he’s always bringing the bombs back home???
Posted by nub on June 10, 2008 at 3:12 pm
No boy, spit it out! drop it! now!
Posted by fsdf on June 10, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Rockets – suck one.
Posted by fsdf on June 10, 2008 at 3:27 pm
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsiepop? lets find out…
Posted by fsdf on June 10, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Interception!
Posted by fsdf on June 10, 2008 at 3:30 pm
This is even better than the brochoure!
Posted by fsdf on June 10, 2008 at 3:31 pm
The solution to pricey airplane tickets
Posted by Draycos559 on June 10, 2008 at 3:57 pm
So that’s how Elites got those split lips…..
Posted by gilder on June 10, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Aaaw you know he dead. [commentary by chris tucker]
Posted by tingsoon on June 10, 2008 at 4:34 pm
I used a grenade and it spun the rocket out of control… then, i ran towards it hoping to get a suicide vid, but instead got an awesome screenshot. If you want to know how to do it consistantly look at the video called ROK on my fileshare…
-Tingsoon
Posted by tingsoon on June 10, 2008 at 4:37 pm
edit: the video is called Easy as pie!!!
Posted by BoschXTC on June 10, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Dis flaming twinky haz flavur, but it r not kakes.
Posted by GT: Displace on June 10, 2008 at 5:20 pm
“Something tells me I’m going to need an Alka Seltzer”
Posted by Knoxville912 on June 10, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Beat that Neo
Posted by Time Glitch on June 10, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Soon after realizing that what he had bit down on was NOT in fact a passing bug, Don the Elite began to contemplate wheather he should spit OUT the large, burning, metal tube in his mouth. Or (since he was so very hungry), attempt to swollow it whole.
Or
The crazed, futuristic event we’ve all come to know and love: “Rocket Fetch”
Posted by CharlietheLoveableBum on June 10, 2008 at 7:41 pm
“He ain’t gonna be in Rush Hour 4″
Posted by Scapegoat413 on June 10, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Damn it, why do I always fall for the fetch thing?
Posted by The Dingo on June 10, 2008 at 8:10 pm
I’m on a never ending quest to find the ultimate jaw breaker.
Posted by The Dingo on June 10, 2008 at 8:17 pm
Do I got something stuck in my teeth?
Posted by Nick3456n on June 10, 2008 at 8:40 pm
“Lets just say this will end with a bang”
Am I allowed 2? O well
“This allways happens when I eat the worm”
3 why thank you.
“Sometimes you just got to say: What the fudge”(Scrubs)
Posted by DKSBobblehead on June 10, 2008 at 9:33 pm
No, no, no, the expression is “Bite the BULLET”.
Posted by W01F NINJ4 on June 10, 2008 at 10:41 pm
The reason Mythic difficulty was removed before shipping.
or
The blue elite finds out what makes the Arbiters super hot chili so spicy.
or
“Jackass” Halo 3 style! “The Rocket Chew!”
Posted by Ciaran on June 11, 2008 at 2:10 am
“OK, now what?”
…
“Hello Chief, are you there?”
OR
“The things I do to get on Bungie favourites”
Posted by aussie_spartan on June 11, 2008 at 4:01 am
“The Grunts have their double plasma grenade suicide, the Elites…”
Posted by AusQB on June 11, 2008 at 6:02 am
This looks Shopped. I can tell from the pixels and from having seen quite a few Shops in my time.
Posted by Ez on June 11, 2008 at 6:04 am
“I learnt this from Ace Ventura!”
Posted by Ren on June 11, 2008 at 6:35 am
Suck it mythbusters
Posted by warhammer101 on June 11, 2008 at 7:16 am
all your rocket are belong to me!
Posted by HillBillyBen on June 11, 2008 at 7:43 am
1) New 1 a month vitamamin tablets!
2) In desperation, the Covenant create a new group of Terrorist Elites…
Posted by retinaburn on June 11, 2008 at 8:27 am
“The Elite suddenly regretted being a Fixodent tester.”
“And so the saying was born, ‘Look before you eat.’”
“Envious of Criss Angel: Yes. As smart: No.”
“Rockets – Knocks out bad breath”
“The Elite knew it would hurt more coming out, than going in.”
“HMO Dental Care: It will only hurt the first time”
Posted by Weths on June 11, 2008 at 8:40 am
1-I knew the Arbiter was bad with a missile pod but this is ridiculous!
2-When the covenant realised they were losing the war they resorted to more… primitive tactics.
3-The prophets will be done!
Posted by B1GG4R on June 11, 2008 at 9:59 am
Bomb a’pitite
Posted by Gecko0205 on June 11, 2008 at 9:59 am
And our next bachelor really enjoys big explosions and getting caught in bad situations.
Posted by BIGfatTATER on June 11, 2008 at 10:56 am
Red(neck) Elites last words: Hey y’all, watch this!!!!!!!!
Posted by Vaim on June 11, 2008 at 11:13 am
Elite: Still beats Listerine
Posted by Vaim on June 11, 2008 at 11:16 am
Elite “Let’s see Chuck Norris do this!”
Posted by Vaim on June 11, 2008 at 11:20 am
This is why we have to then nine Asian gods for pepto-bismol
or
Can u imagine pooting this?!
Posted by fsdf on June 11, 2008 at 11:29 am
Whaths thith wakket doig id my mowth?
Posted by fsdf on June 11, 2008 at 11:30 am
Elites- the disposable rocket stopper (results may vary)
Posted by Electro42 on June 11, 2008 at 11:55 am
Spit or swallow, the ultimate decision.
or
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!
or
David Letterman wants you for the next “Stupid Pet Tricks” show.
Posted by Exodia1010 on June 11, 2008 at 12:39 pm
“…Don’t need a rocket launcher to own…” – Of course not “Dual Wielding my SMG” guy, you just need a rocket and an Elite to own.
Posted by Major Captain S on June 11, 2008 at 12:55 pm
“Do not attempt this trick at home Elites and Spartans, watch as I, The AMAZING ARBY, catch a rocket in my teeth!” – Arby
(Shit I forgot these exploded) – Arby AFTER the rocket has entered his mouth
Posted by mnsk83r on June 11, 2008 at 1:32 pm
“its not that big now let me see if i can fit your nades in too”
Posted by CharlietheLoveableBum on June 11, 2008 at 3:25 pm
To the people who say it’s shopped: This is “Caption the Picture”, not “judge whether or not it’s shopped.”
Posted by You Mom on June 11, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Just slowly turn your head and let it go at that green base ^_^
Posted by tingsoon on June 11, 2008 at 4:36 pm
charlie, he’s just kidding. its a reference to bungie a couple months back. and its not shopped, its on my fileshare if you want it…
Posted by that one guy on June 11, 2008 at 5:12 pm
The future generation of Jar Jar Binks
Posted by dan on June 11, 2008 at 6:14 pm
and so he learned the importance of taking beano before.
Posted by brain on June 11, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Elite dental plan: not so good actually.
Posted by CharlietheLoveableBum on June 11, 2008 at 8:19 pm
To tingsoon: No I don’t doubt that it is or nothin’ like that, I just get sick of seeing stuff that isn’t relevant to the point of something. Sort of hypocritical my typing a message to you now, but whatever. The point is, if it’s you’re caption, that’s fine, but if it’s not, why post it? If it is and I’ve made a mistake I’m sorry. I’ma go kick myself for posting this.
“The only thing going through the elite’s head, besides an explosive missile that is, was, Don’t bite down, don’t bite down, don’t…Oh GOD!” You know what comes next…
Posted by Snifflygibbon on June 11, 2008 at 8:22 pm
I swear mom i didn’t take the last rocket from the jar.
Posted by Snifflygibbon on June 11, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Hey doc is this under the Mythic plan or not.
Posted by iTz JoKeR Jr on June 11, 2008 at 9:49 pm
Bark! Bark!…Oh ****…
Posted by VisualAdvocate on June 11, 2008 at 9:49 pm
What? Is there something in my teeth?
or
Never play fetch with an Elite.
Posted by A strAy bUllEt on June 11, 2008 at 9:49 pm
Actual Printing On Sangheili Standard-Issue Rocket: Insert In Mouth, Bite The Dust
Posted by A strAy bUllEt on June 11, 2008 at 9:54 pm
Since When Did Elites Join Osama?
Posted by James086 on June 11, 2008 at 10:35 pm
The force is not so strong with this one.
Posted by s0pht3 on June 12, 2008 at 4:36 am
Elite: “ONE Chubby Bunny!”
Posted by Jax713 on June 12, 2008 at 7:05 am
Bungie finally figured out a way for people to stop asking for recon
Posted by Weths on June 12, 2008 at 10:56 am
What do you mean it’s not a fake?
Posted by SPARTAN 018 TY on June 12, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Missles: An easy way to fly.
Posted by petetheduck on June 12, 2008 at 9:31 pm
The Elites, not to be outdone, prepare retaliation for the Brute’s spitball prank
Posted by Ren on June 13, 2008 at 7:58 am
Friends don’t let friends do rockets
Posted by Col. Bat Guano on June 13, 2008 at 2:46 pm
“Bungie u r retard — fix ur rockets”
OR
“This new rocket launcher is great, but the reloads are a BITCH!”
Posted by Col. Bat Guano on June 13, 2008 at 2:53 pm
“I said hand me the sprocket, the SPROCKET!!”
Posted by Col. Bat Guano on June 13, 2008 at 3:17 pm
“Yeah, yeah, I SEE it; we’ll fix it in the next Beta build.”
Posted by Mojo on June 13, 2008 at 4:04 pm
“After losing both arms in a fight, this Sangheili Jedi has mastered handling the Lightsaber with its mouth”
Posted by Gaxtly on June 14, 2008 at 6:18 pm
“Who said i was out of rocket ammo?”
Posted by snowboardguy151 on June 14, 2008 at 10:43 pm
” After failing to get his teeth the brilliant white he desired, the elite decided to try something different.”
Posted by ThrawnFett on June 17, 2008 at 9:13 am
Last time I go out drinking with Johnson.
Or…
Remember the time you got $hit-faced drunk and tried to catch that rocket? Yeah… I still got the picture.
Posted by XxZakAlmightyxX on June 29, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Elite: I eat rockets for breakfast….
Spartan: Pft….so?
Elite: Without any milk……
Spartan:*epic gasp*