Will It Microwave?

What do you do if your favorite handheld console no longer functions properly? If you have a thing for torturing gadgets, you pop it into the microwave for several minutes, melt Solo cups on various parts of it, and then photoshop it to your demented heart’s content.

microwaved gameboy advance

For those of you that enjoy microwave porn, the creator of this creepy Game Boy recorded the entire microwave session for your sadistic viewing pleasure. I will be having nightmares about his workshop area for years to come. If the camera were to pan around, I bet you would see a scene reminiscent of Hostel with various distressed consoles strapped to chairs and hanging from the ceiling, all enduring monstrous methods of excruciating torture. And seriously, would it kill him to clean out that microwave? I am sure he just uses it for destroying various gadgets but holy shit, wipe that thing out every once in a while. Now if you’ll excuse me, I think I’m going to vomit.

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Band O Brothers

Author: BigToe67
halo 3 screenshot

Paint My Shit Gold

paint that shit gold

If you find yourself needing some mindless entertainment over the long holiday weekend, I have got the perfect artistic activity for you. Paint That Shit Gold is an awesome website that allows you to enter the URL of your choice and then graffiti the hell out of it. It creates a screen capture for you then presents a variety of tools for you to, well … paint that shit gold. You can use spray paint, markers, or stencils to live out that closet dream you have always had for being the most bad ass graffiti artist ever. After you have created a masterpiece that shows off your mad skillz, you can then upload your picture to their gallery so everybody can revel in your astounding tagging abilities. If you graffiti my website, leave a link to your gallery image and I will add the picture to this article. Now show me what you’ve got.

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Keep Your Bananas to Yourself

mario is a menace

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Dressing For Some Action

Sometimes you have to go to a fancy evening event that requires you to dress up just a bit. Your favorite video game t-shirts that have definitely seen their better days are unfortunately not always an option. For those special occasions, something like this would be perfect.

pac-man dress

Purchase here : Indiscretion’s Etsy Shop
Price : $65

This little black dress features a fun, bold Pac-Man design on the front and an adorable pink, black, and white striped pattern on the back. For that little added touch of sexy, it has black stretchy fishnet mesh inserts and ties with a beautiful pink ribbon in the back. Dresses typically cost much more than this $65 price tag so to be able to sport something original and handmade that also reflects your passion for gaming is really a steal. Plus, all of those “Eat me” lines you typically use? You no longer have to because this dress says it for you.

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