Friday Caption Fun, Round 10

halo 3 screenshotIt’s Friday, which means it’s time to slap some silly captions on a random screenshot. First we need to recap last week’s submissions though. Louis Wu said, “I’m guessing the comments section for this one will be pretty R-rated by the time it’s done…” and I am determined to prove him wrong. Some were dirty, a few were downright disgusting, but most of them were fairly tame. Here are my favorites from the clean enough to post pile.

  • “After Red passed out from too many brewski’s on the same night he left his new digital camera lying on the floor next to him – Blue knew exactly what he had to do: embarrass his friend on the internet.” (-S-)
  • “Mother was CQB, father was part Rogue, part Hayabusa. Their kid had one awful armor perm..” (petetheduck)
  • “And this is how Halo Humpdays came to be.” (bvl)
  • “The beginnings of purple team.” (BlueAzure)
  • “When blue saw red choking on a peanut, he decided that this was just too humiliating of a way to die. So he gave him the heimlich maneuver and made it that much worse.” (A Pharmacist)
  • “Sadly this was how red learned the importance of checking your six.” (awesome-o)
  • “It was an effort but the Blue managed to stop the Red from jumping to his death after he discovered he had been put on the: ‘Will never have Recon’ list.” (aussie_spartan)
  • “Luke says goodbye to Frankie, Halo style.” (Mercutio2000)


Those were fairly clean, yes? If you want to see the dirtier ones, you’ll have to scroll through all 127 comments yourself. Before you race off to do that, why don’t you stick around and caption this week’s screenshot first? I call it “Hood Bling” but what is your witty caption for it?

Author: Shadow 13th
halo 3 screenshot

291 Responses to Friday Caption Fun, Round 10

  1. Chief to Arbiter: What do you mean you only bought Flood insurance???

  2. AusQB says:

    “Dammit Arby, this is meant to be a Hella Goulish Nightmare-Mobile. One Brute head isn’t enough.”

  3. After running out of ammo, the Brutes started policing their dead, and after they ran of of policed ammo…they….umm….began to look for other alternatives.

  4. Soulofaqua says:

    The new warthog with flamegrill so you can cook while on the go. Perfect for all time favorites like Grunt legs or Bruteheads!

  5. Soulofaqua says:

    Fiyah, Fiyah, Fiyah!!

  6. Soulofaqua says:

    Surprise attack, your doing it wrong.

  7. A Shaky Shotgun says:

    After the Jiralhanae lost the war, the Sangheili decided to exact punishment by forcing them to power the human vehicles. The Jiralhanae were not happy about this and complained constantly.

  8. -S- says:

    “Dammit Chief, what’d you do this time? Look just get out and check under the hood so we can figure out what’s making that soun-*crash* AHHHH AHHHHHHHHH”

  9. Dan the Stick says:

    “Granted the brute head addition does look hella cool, it’s just not very practical for driving…”

  10. Soulofaqua says:

    With the new Warthog permutations Bungie no longer had to cope with just the I can haz reconz but also the I can haz brutzhaed?

  11. Mercutio2000 says:

    Curling up for a nap around the still-warm engine seemed like a good idea at the time.

  12. shadowboxin' says:

    As the mechanic looks under the hood:
    “Well there’s your problem.”

  13. StealthSpeed3 says:

    the new Brutehead Blower is guaranteed to give you at least 150 Horsepower!

  14. Shu Sam Chen says:

    Some people stick their heads through violins.

    This Brute took it to another level, and stuck his head through a car.

    Arbiter: “Hey! I haven’t finished paying off this yet!”

  15. aussie_spartan says:

    1. “I told him to wear a seatbelt.”

    2. “Heeeeeeeeeeeere’s BRUTE!”

    3. “Proof that warthogs are harder to drive while your the Arbitor.”

    4. “I swear officer I didn’t mean to hit him! He just jumped out of nowhere!”

  16. StealthSpeed3 says:

    Wow! That was one big seagull!

  17. Gangsterreus says:

    Time travelling disadvantage #1…

  18. Gangsterreus says:

    Stuck, in a different way

  19. Gangsterreus says:

    That´s the coolest hoodblower i´ve ever seen..!

  20. Gangsterreus says:

    Arbiter: I thought I had the shitty spawns..!

  21. Morchaiel says:

    1 – I can see the headlines now: “Warthog’s secrets revealed: Engine turns out to be compacted Brute!”

    2 – Chief, I think I hit a deer…

    3 – OMG, Black Mesa and their damn teleporters!

  22. Morchaiel says:

    Brute: I think I swallowed a bug..

  23. HumrH360 says:

    Brute: SONUVA BITCH!!

  24. PAW says:

    “All right! This brute head adds +3 to our Intimidation skill.” <- DnD reference. :)

  25. Gangsterreus says:

    Another fun way to use the Forge®

  26. retinence says:

    “…oh, speed-bump… So did anyone see the game this weekend?”

  27. retinence says:

    Everyone tried to ignore the screaming Brute as they drove to work that particular morning.

  28. Smokaman says:

    arbiter “roadkill”
    Chief “Brutal roadkill!”

  29. Sebas says:

    a noobish new overpowerd weapon, high pitched screams of agony in the morning, my new shirt drenched in blood, arby as the driver and my warthog’s windshield bashed to peices with the head of a monkey.

    jup, this must be monday.

  30. John CB says:

    No, I swear I didn’t buy this bobble head.

  31. retinence says:

    “Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhrrrrrrr ::deep breath:: aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh……”

  32. shadowboxin says:

    Mechanic looks under the hood:
    “Well here’s your problem.”

  33. retinence says:

    For Halloween, the Arbiter and his crew decided on a ‘FireFly’ theme and dressed up as Reavers. Sadly, they couldn’t find a fake skull to put on their hog, so they used Jack instead.

  34. ZZoMBiE13 says:

    I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER!

  35. yayap_the_grunt says:

    “O hai, i upgraded ur horsepowers!”

  36. Dan says:

    When hamsters aren’t good enough….

  37. retinence says:

    Possible candidate for ‘Pimp My Ride’

  38. ReleasetheMonk says:

    This morning, when this particular Brute soldier awoke, he didn’t know that he would not only be run by a seven foot tall man wearing armor and his octopus-faced friend, but that his expression would be captured by security cameras, and entertain children for many years.

  39. Impervium says:

    “I swear, this isn’t what it looks like!”

    ~I~

  40. Mercutio2000 says:

    yayap_the_grunt: hilarious

  41. Hood ornament – the best use for Jiralhinae, live or dead.

  42. Thunderstream328 says:

    You should see my Mongoose!

  43. tyler says:

    The beginnings of the char broiled brute burger.

  44. Dust and Echoes says:

    here’s JOHNY!

  45. Soulofaqua says:

    Chief: How the heck did you repair the engine?
    Arbie: I used a brute corpse to make a new one.
    Chief: oh okay… wha WHAT!?

  46. Soulofaqua (12:22:27) :

    Chief: How the heck did you repair the engine?
    Arbie: I used a brute corpse to make a new one.
    Chief: oh okay… wha WHAT!?

    Pure Awesome

  47. Xenokyro says:

    After many years of thinking, Warthog designers finally came up with the squidgy Brute Bobblehead, perfect for when drivers are REALLY stressed…

  48. Salen says:

    Master Chief: Not the time to lose one’s head.
    Arbie: No.
    Master Chief: That’s not the way to get ahead in life.
    Arbie: No.
    Master Chief: It’s a shame he wasn’t more headstrong.
    Arbie: Hmm.
    Master Chief: He’ll never be the head of a major corporation.
    Arbie: Okay, that’ll do.
    Master Chief: Okay.

  49. Phaedrus says:

    Halo 3 and Doom 3: do not mix.

  50. gigglepie says:

    So that’s where baby brutes come from.

  51. SpazztikNinja says:

    Dinner and a FPS.

  52. OxRxYxO says:

    Boarding a Warthog—Gone Horribly Wrong

  53. OxRxYxO says:

    This is how NOT to board a Warthog

  54. Majick says:

    Aliens: Making women drivers look good since 2525.

  55. Tyler says:

    Halo Style Kool-Aid Man;
    Brute: “O Yeah!!!”
    Arbitor: I knew we should’ve switched to geico!

  56. joobacca says:

    Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

  57. SS_Zag1 says:

    “I knew the hog was acting weird after it woke up from that coma.”

    … (Alien reference)

  58. AlStrong says:

    Brute: “Peek a boo!”

    —–

    “Brutes: Engine replacements since 2552.”

  59. Ninjas in Nikes says:

    We are so sued…

  60. FJFC says:

    “Brutes will be a Brutes.”

  61. I sNip3d l says:

    “Damn it, Arby… You should have bought that squirrel.” (Rat Race reference)

  62. FJFC says:

    Chief : Shit,police ahead…Did you hide the corpse?
    Arbiter: They will never suspect..

  63. Luke D 12 says:

    Arbie: Not again…

  64. Blake Stigerts says:

    I hope it doesn’t matter if I made my submission in “motivational poster” style.

    http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e248/MenaceBlake/Fuel-Rod.jpg

  65. McTEEEABAGG says:

    Brute: I knew I should’ve turned left in Albequerque!

  66. Seventh_column says:

    I didnt know the arbiter was a woman

  67. Nik's says:

    Most people like the new car smell, Arby decided on brute corpse.

  68. superdude says:

    1.Dammit chief, these biofuels suck!
    2.the speed camera operator was soon admitted into special therapy.
    3.recycled car parts are never as good as the new models.

  69. tmenke88 says:

    1 …Well it’s no Hemi

    2 “Custom Bodywork?” …damn, should’ve checked Carfax

    3 Arbiter: This is not what I meant by “road head,” Chief

  70. Jys072595 says:

    This time around, fuzzy dice just won’t do the trick. Now, with new Fuzzy Brute Head, you can actually feel the Fuzzies!

  71. Jys072595 says:

    Also:

    So that’s what happens when you do a SlipSpace jump where smoe other object is!

  72. A Dadda says:

    Arbitor: “Cursed schoolkids…cross on the green, not inbetween!”

  73. Eliminator 576 says:

    Wow, warthogs are really powered by “brute” force.

  74. Alexandra Gonzalez says:

    “I know your poor but this is what you got?”

  75. HoboBob1138 says:

    HEYYY YOUU GUYYYYSSS!!!

  76. HoboBob1138 says:

    Should have gone to Free credit report dot com, i would have seen this coming at me like an atom bomb…

  77. snoopy says:

    Oh, there Frankie is, we thought you were a goner

  78. Masta Blastr says:

    Your brute head is a little crooked. Let me straighten it for you.

  79. beemer530 says:

    Attempt No.

    !.Chief: sorry Arbi, couldn’t find a warthog hood ornament anywhere.

    2. Arbiter: this is not what i ment by pickin’ up chicks and gettin’ head!

    3. Chief: this jeep sure can take a beating.
    Arbiter: yeh it’s a BRUTE!

  80. I hope this doesn’t void the warranty!

  81. General Vagueness says:

    “You should see where the rest of him went!”

    My other car has a Grunt head

    “Remember, don’t get regular gas, look for genuine Unggoy® brand Grunt Methane!”

  82. TemplarComander says:

    HOLY **** WE HIT MR.T !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  83. mmmcfp says:

    I don’t know chief? I think that will take more than just a little water and soap to get that out. And i just had this detailed too.

  84. mmmcfp says:

    i think you got scammed Arby, there’s no way this is a R.R. Phantom.

  85. 1.) M. Chief: “O__O AHHH!! ALIENS!!” Arbitor: “AND WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM!!”

    2.) M. Cheif: “I’m Sorry Arbitor, but I’m going to have to give you an F for your driving exam. Hitting pedestrians is not a game, even if their a brute.

    3.) Coming this Summer!! Master Chief In Master Chief and The Brute Skull!!

    4.) M. Cheif: “I can’t die!! I can’t Die!! I CAN’T DIE I’m MASTER CHIEF FOR GOODNESS SAKES!!” Arbitor: “I learned this move playing Halo 3 when you went and had to escape the flood ship!!”

  86. mmmcfp says:

    and the brute was one day from retirement……

  87. MURD3R x07x says:

    1. “Lucy! You got some ‘splainin to dooo!
    2. Arbiter: “Chief, don’t ever take your helmet off again.”
    3. Remember kids: DON’T DRINK AND WALK.

  88. RIBB EATER says:

    That isn’t the gear shift Arby!!!! Let go of his balls, let him die peacefully.

  89. TemplarComander says:

    Ah the old 2553 model. A Classic.

  90. TemplarComander says:

    Coming this Summer …… A movie so intense it will shock you …….. so graphic it will make you laugh ……. so brutal you will beg for more …… Master Chief and the Arbiter in …….. 7h47 d4y w3 hun73d d4 brut3z

  91. tyler says:

    Beautiful day aint it??? HOLY -BLAM-

  92. DragonKnight08 says:

    Brute:LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED GEICO INSURANCE GUYZ!!!

  93. Lovemuffin says:

    Arby and the Chief decided to make their own custom Hood Ornament that made them feel at home

  94. dan says:

    That’s what you get when you buy the cheap GPS.

  95. wrocks66 says:

    I think we just hit a little boy!!!

  96. joeyisthebest08 says:

    the spy division of brute tech was a success

  97. CarbonElite says:

    The absolute worst windshield bug splatter in history!

  98. DJChrome1 says:

    Chief to arby: Hey, do you hear a ticking noise?

  99. zach says:

    warthog; 3 million, brutes face of death; PRiCELESS

  100. Enricko7 says:

    1: The self driving warthog! You can customize which head/computer will drive it for you!

    2: NOOOO!!! GET TO THE CHOPPER!!!

  101. HumanTim says:

    After being rejected by its family, a mutated mole surfaces at a inconvenient time.

  102. Firestorm12 says:

    “Stop monkeying around.”

    “Dude, it’s monkeying ABOUT!”

    A bit of RvB reference…and I mean a bit…and slightly corny-ish…

  103. HumanTim says:

    Brute Mechanic: That’s the worst engine problem I have ever seen.

  104. sanctious says:

    It turns out Brute bits get you 90 miles to the gallon!

  105. Firestorm12 says:

    Why continue to pay high prices for gasoline when you can switch to the new alternative fuel, Brute?

  106. hugjunkie says:

    damn, there goes my no claims bonus…

  107. sanctious says:

    Forget harmful fossil fuels and expensive ethanol! We bring you a new completely renewable fuel source: Brutes.

    “Disclaimer: Renewability last so long as Brutes continue to reproduce, which I’m told is not a very pleasurable act.”

  108. the pizzanator says:

    This was a bad time for Maintenance Brute to come out of that manhole.

  109. InsaneBlade says:

    Brute: OMGWTFBBQ!??!?!1one!!1!

  110. icanhearpudding says:

    We can’t stop here! This is brute country!

  111. Ravyne says:

    The ad-hoc engine impressed even Richard Dean Anderson.

  112. ALTEX says:

    “godammit Arby! look at what you’ve done to Ecto-1! I told Venkman that I’d bring it back in one piece. you’re making me look bad”

  113. Desom says:

    Out of nowhere a voice begins to sing…..
    Brute: The hills are alive, with the sound of music!

  114. Court says:

    Hey Kool-Aid!

  115. Arbiter419 says:

    The Master Chief and the Arbiter couldn’t scrape quite enough money together for a couple of airline tickets to Fiji, so they took the other option. And you all know what road-travel can be like today..

    Yeah, They DROVE to Fiji.

  116. PsycoJoe says:

    These monster headlights now come standard with all latest model warthogs.

  117. o LiGHTNiNG o says:

    Dosiac?

    This…
    Is…
    SHANGHEILOS!

    FOR THE HORDE!

    While the UNSC vehicles got white a re-skin for Avalanche, Bungie had something different in mind for the upcoming map pack ….
    Let’s just hope the chaingun isn’t weak as hell.

  118. Cailus says:

    When the Arbiter suggested their next day trip to Chester Zoo, the Chief KNEW that he’d regret it.

  119. CBD says:

    There was much fun on the day Bungie announced the new decap fatality achievement

    Chief: See, I told you the engine sounded wierd…

  120. soxkid05 says:

    “Oh god Cheif, I think we hit a kitten…”

  121. latesh0t says:

    Brute ” C4nz I hZa Recon?!?!?!?! plzz bungie I R’s 1337z.”
    Arb ” Can you hear me now?!?!”
    cheif(to arb)” I thought you had a bad dental plan…..and an ugly face….I hope this doesn’t stain”

  122. Tom-Tom says:

    Chief- LIKE ZOINKS, ARB!

  123. Patrick says:

    “I Does Anything For Recons Sir”… MORE I’ll give u MORE!

  124. Doctor Sloan says:

    Futuristic Flintstones.

    Chief= Fred
    Arby=Barney
    Cortana=Wilma
    N’tho ‘Sraom= Bam Bam
    Brute in the warthog= Dino.

  125. frEkLz says:

    “Man, those Brutes must have one thick skull!”

    “And this is why the Elites defected from the Covenant.”

    “Arby realized too late that his new AI hood ornament’s personality was not very nice.”

  126. XIF II IR IEv3 says:

    “Hai!!! I r teh Monay fareyyy i have Grant3d u !,000,000,000,000 moni3s and INFinite girlFRINZZ

  127. Durandal says:

    Arbiter: “He sure was desperate… We should have just given him the Reconz.”

    Tagline Under Screen shot “Insurance. Don’t be skimpy with it, because not all of your neighbors are as nice as your insurance company is.”

    Arbiter: “Uhhh Chief, I think YOU can go and get it out.”

    *Chomping noise and MC screams*

    Arbiter: “Oh, and watch out for those teeth. Guess they don’t make MJOLNIR armor like they used to.”

    Chief: “OMGZ BRUTE ARMOR PERMZ! THAT IZ BETTER THAN RECONZ!

  128. KGegen says:

    After the success of the original Warthog, and having an excess of Brute corpses at their disposal, the UNSC created the SPERMIE.

    Space
    Primate
    Equipped
    Raging
    Manual
    Infantry
    Engine

  129. Dugx0r says:

    That’s why our vehicles have roll bars…

  130. Dugx0r says:

    MC-2 Arby “Are you going to put your seatbelt on now?”

  131. Sierra-051 says:

    “Peekaboo, I see you!”

  132. FireStormx64 says:

    Now that you have choosen you ordament we just need to weld it……hold still

  133. GeorgiaReb24 says:

    Oh shi-

  134. GeorgiaReb24 says:

    Is this a cryptic metaphor?

  135. GeorgiaReb24 says:

    I Am Legend.

    Starring: The Arbiter

  136. Hero12 eh says:

    AWW MAN 3 ONE TODAY…CMON.

    and so on they killed 2 more brutes in that day a total of 5 brute’s killed… they should have baught the brute insurance.

  137. Hero12 eh says:

    brute: O MY GOD MY EYES THEY HURT GLASS IN THEM LEARN TO DRIVE!!!!!!
    Arbiter: Did you hear somthing??
    M.C: No did you??
    Arbiter: ya
    M.C: O well lets just move on.

  138. BDFreshmen says:

    MC: Oh man! that sack of oranges sure did put up a fight!

    Arbiter: Umm…Cheif i think that was…

    MC: It was a sack of oranges!!!!

  139. Sarge Tomzilla says:

    Sorry if this was done before, but…

    After a battle near Voi, the Arbiter noticed an unforeseen attachment to a UNSC Warthog, and immediately knew he would become rich once he would market the new “Jiralhanae Hood Orament: Screaming ’till the last”.

  140. elguapo1991 says:

    Remember kids, always buckle up. Or you’ll end up like this guy.

  141. Voodoo Frost says:

    Once again, Jimmy the Head ruins a great picture.

  142. GLEAVES9311 says:

    Chief: Wow, and you said it was a cat under the hood, turns out it was a Frankie.

  143. eltonfreak104 says:

    One wikid hood ornament.

  144. pwkwsfi says:

    hayguyswhatsgoingoninthisthread?

  145. phkna says:

    Seat Belts save lives

  146. Eruzen says:

    Gunman: AAAAHHHHH!!!!

    Arbiter: Dude. He’s right there.

    Gunman: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

  147. Darklotusspartan says:

    1. oohhhhh geez… Chief, I found out what happened to that mechanic that disapeared at the shop.

    2. Hey, we’re out of wiper fluid.

    3. Ah God, why do these things always wanna to cross right at the last minute?!
    ……
    There’s also a joke about the Geico Cavemen somewhere, but I’m too tired. Someone else can have it

  148. DoYouLikeWaffle says:

    artibir, i haz found zombees!

  149. aussie_spartan says:

    1. “Damn! Of course, this would happen just after I was finished cleaning the windscreen.”

    2. “Oh my God! You hit him and… *sniff* Arbitor, have you been drinking? I knew it! I knew it! I should have stopped you. Friends don’t let friends drive drunk.”

  150. chino says:

    Frankie returns back to bungie, finally showing his true colors…and intentions

  151. LostCoz42 says:

    “Brute-Brute, was that a left or a right turn to get to Mombassa?”

  152. Roymond says:

    Arbiter: I just put in a new horn in this thing! Check it out!
    *honks horn*
    Brute: THAT DOESN’T BELONG THERE!

  153. Padraig08 says:

    Nikko i told u to let him out at the last stop.

  154. Rune Of Red says:

    HOLY CRAP THERES A HEMI IN THAR!

  155. Rune Of Red says:

    Brute: Turn left here.

    Chief: Quite an ingenius idea arbie.

    Arbie: Yes, this is what we do on Sangheilia, we make our brute slaves be our gps, and if they get a turn wrong, we get into a “head on” collision.

  156. FJFC says:

    We found Ling-Ling’s head!..Wait…

  157. Weths says:

    1. Chief to Arbiter- Don’t look, don’t talk, just keep driving.
    2. Arby, no!, not the mother in law!
    3. Chief to Arbiter- What on earth compelled you to drive through the ape enclosure?
    4. During those brief few moments the chief realised he should have let the wife give little arby his driving lessons.

  158. Parker says:

    “Look at It this way, Chief, if this was Avalanche, He woulda slipped worse off the ice.”
    “Yeah, but if it was Snowbound, he woulda Vetoed. Stick to driving Ghosts, Arby.”
    “Y’Don’t have to be so harsh.”
    “I have Brute Claw in my brain.”
    “Well, I spilt my drink.”
    “If you hadn’t been drinking, we wouldn’t of hit him.”
    “Point Noted.”

  159. s0pht3 says:

    Achievement Unlocked: Brute Skull – 20G

  160. nyo says:

    Brute heads.. my anti-drug.

  161. Pete Batty says:

    Brute-nav, the must have for Arbiters everywhere

  162. Scotty says:

    Brute:”Ahhh! I told you not to let go of the brake, now I have to do your brake-lines all over again!”

  163. Thorgen says:

    “Tony! Get me a crankshaft and spark plug, on the double!”

  164. McTEEEABAG says:

    It’s a bird, it’s a plane, IT’S A 5.9L 1/2 TONNE V8 HEMI!!!

  165. Loe says:

    Oops…

  166. tropicalbert says:

    TURN ON THE WHIPPERS ! !

  167. Rurouni1029 says:

    Life comes at you fast…

  168. soxkid05 says:

    “Life comes at you fast?”

  169. PAW says:

    Brute: Ahh! My hair!

  170. iahamp240 says:

    New Armour Permutation gone wrong.

  171. CHUNKIEluver says:

    This guy’s the best, you said. He can fix anything, you said. Why the hell’s MacGuyver playing halo 3 anyway?

  172. CHUNKIEluver says:

    BruteBrute says… take exit 47 north to “The Ark.” Thank you for using BruteBrute from last minute ‘hog rentals, inc.

  173. ThatOneGuy says:

    There can only be ONE highlander!!!

  174. Snupface says:

    Chief: You weren’t kidding Arby, this new turbo really SCREAMS!

  175. Snupface says:

    Arby cheats at Conker.

  176. Josh O Cl0ck says:

    “The downfall of the brute pack mentality: the uncertainty of the definition of the word ‘pack’, and weren’t brutes supposed to be smarter in Halo 3?”

  177. Bobary says:

    The Locust was totally unprepared for what happened next. (Gears of War)

    _______________

    I’M SPARTACUS!

    _______________

    WAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUPPP.

    _______________

    o wtf how i get here i suk wit halo 3

  178. MattDGiant says:

    Hold RB to – wait what? how did you do that?

  179. CNC Xraxe says:

    Right after a splatter a Brute head pops up through the windshield and says: “Toasty!!”.

  180. JJiimmii says:

    The hidden brute just had to blow his cover when the arbiter missed the accelerator.

  181. Dude says:

    1.Following the ‘incident’ the warthog turrets were changed so they fired just that little bit lower.

    2. The hidden brute just had to blow his cover when the arbiter missed the accelerator pedal.

    3. Well it was a good kill and warthogs don’t have trunks…..

  182. liahn says:

    Brute=Noob asking for Recon.

    Arbiter and associates= Bungie and their warthog denial that casts you to the deepest pits of th NO Recon list, hence their usual answer to this question.

  183. Babamthegrunt says:

    Mindfuck-When you see it, you’ll shit brix

  184. FJFC says:

    Arby: There’s something strange about this..
    MC : Yeah,looks like the Fuel Rod is shooting bullets!
    Arby : *Facepalm*

  185. You’d think that if a Warthog could give birth, it’d give birth to a pig, right?

  186. Drat333 says:

    Brute: I swear, officer, I’m sober!!!!

    Officer: Lemme see your liscense.

    Brute: Ok, I left it under the hood. It’s in the m- WHAT THE FUCK! This ain’t my car!!!

    Officer: You’re under arrest!

    Brute: AAAAARRRRRGGGGG!!!!!

  187. Caiptain Awsome1 says:

    “How many times do I have to tell you Arby, putting the head of a brute on the the hog will not scare away other brutes!”

  188. Kelik318 says:

    1.Well, this is awkward…
    2. Funniest thing, so I’m driving around, and whadda ya know? I get a splatter.
    3.How YOU doing?

  189. “So, come here often?”

    “Why does it always come down to this?”

    -SR

  190. Scuda says:

    Is that a hemi?

  191. the11thnickel says:

    McGyver used a paper clip, an eraser, and an elastic band. And Master Chief? He rolls more ‘severed-alien-head’ style.

  192. xCAGEDDARKNESSx says:

    damn pedestrians!

  193. MattDGiant says:

    O HAI!

  194. Allstate: Are you in good hands?

  195. DarthLurtz says:

    Oh my God! It’s like that Alien movie! Only, it’s a car, not a person! And it’s not an Alien, it’s a Brute. And we’re driving the person/car… and we’re shooting the gun…

    Okay, that was a really bad compatrison. So sue me.

  196. shlugendah says:

    See, I told you the knocking wasn’t because I forgot to change the oil!

  197. MattDGiant says:

    Oh my god Arby there’s a spider on the windshield! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!

  198. Wasiq! says:

    “Surprise Kevin! Wait…your not Kevin?!”

  199. Wasiq! says:

    “Omg! They’re gunna burn my Fo-Hawk!”
    *Notice turret above his head looks like a flamethrower.*

  200. Wasiq! says:

    *Brute Pops Out* “I JUST SAVED A BUNCH OF MONEY ON CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GEICO!”

  201. WasiqsWorld says:

    1. GRAND THEFT ARBITER
    2. Ok, I’m a little drunk.
    3. CAN I HAZ RECON?
    4. “…POP goes the weasel!”

  202. POLICIA says:

    DAmmit! i told you to put the brute stripper cake in the back!

  203. MakeItGoSplodey says:

    Brute: Are we there yet?

    Arbiter: And whenever I go above twenty it starts making this weird howling noise…

    Master Chief opens the trunk for the first time in 3 months and exclaims
    ” OH MY GOD, FLUFFY! “

  204. Shado360 says:

    Warthog: $50,000
    Mjolnir Mark VI power armour: $210,000,000
    Alien Holy warrior: $50 an hour
    Having an angry rhino-gorilla-alien burst out of your car in time to freak out your new expensive friend and break you car: Priceless

  205. Zandax says:

    “Well He’ll never get aHEAD in Life!”

    “The New Brutehog, Be aHEAD of the competition!”

  206. That one guy says:

    Wassup?

  207. Weths says:

    I’m a firin’ ma laser!

  208. That one guy says:

    The look on the red guys face from last week’s lovin’.

  209. That one guy says:

    “Oh hey, Hi. I’m Digger. Don’t mind me, I’m just a Dermatofiet, ya know, a nail infection.”

  210. that one guy says:

    Shishka on a good day.

  211. Ken Beck says:

    “And you said mosquitos were bigger in Texas!”

  212. Omnicent says:

    MCheif manslaughtered BruteHamChf +$100

  213. xp194 says:

    Oh Hai! You have any Headlight fluid I can haz?

  214. dan says:

    now that just looks brute-al

  215. Nucleoff says:

    When Bungies modelling budget is not enough.

  216. Nucleoff says:

    Please tell me you have Brute insurance.

  217. petetheduck says:

    “This is why the Arbiter is never allowed to drive.”

  218. Nucleoff says:

    Hood ornaments and bobble heads, a bizzare combination.

    Hood ornaments. You’re doing it wrong.

  219. Zack says:

    Arbiter to Chief: Well Chief I think we found the mechanic. And whats this? Chief what’s up with this Brute Head?
    Chief: Sweet Sweet Necrophelyiac

  220. Sn1p3r Sh4wn says:

    Arbiter: Hey man. Check this sh!t out. It’s like Nitrous. With hydraulics.
    Chief: Yeah? You should see my SnowHog. I got something better than yours.
    *Chief holds a pic up*
    Chief: can you see that?
    Arbiter: No.
    *chief holds close-up of SnowHog*
    Chief: Read.
    The title reads: *The new Hood blower 2000! Garonteed to give you 400 extra horsepower!*
    Arbiter: So what? Mine looks kickass.

  221. xM4d Sk1LL5x says:

    Arbiter: “I swear Drunk I’m not Officer!!!”

  222. WasiqsWorld says:

    SHOOP DA WHOOP!

  223. Bubbaco says:

    “I pity the fool who runsover Mr. T.”

  224. Bubbaco says:

    “Arby:Ok thats one down two to go.
    M.C.:The A-Team has 4 members.
    Arby:$h!7!”

  225. Bubbaco says:

    “Ok, last time I play co-op with my wife!”

  226. TheSteve says:

    Brute to Arbiter & Chief: “Why can’t we just be FRIENDS?!” *sob*

  227. TheSteve says:

    Chief: “Geico is never gonna believe this…”

  228. Spartan Chief19 says:

    Arbiter: “I wonder what’s been making that funny noise when I start the engine?”
    Chief: “I dunno. Nice bobble head.”
    Arbiter: “What Bobble Head?”
    Brute: “Oooohhhhhhhh…”
    Arbiter: “Chief, tell me you didn’t go to another rave with the grunts.”
    Chief: “…”

  229. Ionize U says:

    “50G – achievement unlocked: ugly mofo stankbreath hood ornament acquired”

  230. Ionize U says:

    Arby: Hey chief, you wouldn’t happen to be carrying a tic-tac rifle would you?

  231. Ionize U says:

    Chief: Hey Arby…

    Arby: What up?

    Chief: We’ve got a newb on the turret, let’s mess with him.

    Arby: Cool

    Chief: Hey turret-guy! There’s a brute trying to carjack us! Shoot him before he melee’s me to death!

    Turret-guy: The turret won’t aim that low! What do I do?!?!

    Arby: We’re toast… jump on three… one… two…

    Turret-guy… aaaaahhhhh (muffled thud)

    Chief: haaaaaaaa…. stupid newb.

  232. Ionize U says:

    Chief: Holy crap Arby, what did you hit?!

    Arby: Cockroach.

    Chief: There’s no way that’s a cockroach!

    Arby: You’ve never been to Florida before, have you?

  233. WAR dukiduke says:

    1) Arby: “This sure puts a hole in my plans for today…”

    2)
    Arby: “Blarg!”
    Brute: “Roar!”
    Arby: “Blarg!”
    Brute”Roar!”
    Arby: “BLARG!”
    Brute: “ROAR!”
    Arby: “Ok this is clearly not working. Let’s just talk in English.”
    Brute: “Good idea.”

  234. No telling says:

    Brute:Peak a boo

  235. Ionize U says:

    Arby: Ewwww, gross! I just hit a jaywalking brute and his head is stuck to the hood! His face still looks all mad at me.

    Chief: Dude, I can’t see his face from this angle.

    Arby: Take the wheel… let me turn his head so you can see him. Do we have any of those french fries from Thursday still on the floorboard?

    Chief: Yeah, but they’re a bit stale.

    Arby: Sweet; I’ll hold your fuel-rod cannon… see if you can fit like fifty of them in his mouth… oohh! ooohh! ooohh! and give him a ketchup moustache!

    Chief: Yeah, and I’ll try to put one in each nostril and each ear.

    Arby: Just save me the crunchy ones… I like the crunchy ones.

  236. Eruzen says:

    Because a grunt in your Warthog just isn’t as much fun.

  237. Eruzen says:

    I ordered a double cheese burger, not a brute. Brutes are not welcome here.

  238. DenimDan312 says:

    John seems somewhat unhappy with the hood ornament of his new Mercedes Brute.

  239. Eruzen says:

    Arbiter: Where i came from this is how we say hello.

    MC: What?

    Arbiter: I sai-

    MC: I heard what you said.

  240. shadowolf978 says:

    Arbiter:Anyways the game ended when som…”Bam”……wtf was that?
    MC: Hit and run. keep driving they’ll find out your an illegal.

  241. mehmehmeh says:

    Arby: “I’m sure glad Bungie let us borrow Shishka for this!!”

    Chief: “I thought he was going to help us with our Foundry map…”

    Arby: “Remember? He deleted my double box, so this is his punishment.”

  242. antszy101 says:

    I hate mondays…

  243. ScareCroe says:

    20 Points!

  244. Eruzen says:

    This is what we do to people that give us poor directions. Tell your friends.

  245. Eruzen says:

    MC: Whoa.

    Arbiter: He H-he j-just jumped right out.

    MC: I bet at 30 mph this could have been avoided

    Arbiter: I bet at 30 mph i would have been asleep.

  246. spectre a gogo says:

    Chief: Ya know your right. He does look like the dad from that American Chopper show.

  247. spectre a gogo says:

    Arby: Uh-oh……better get Maaco

  248. Dmon9055 says:

    MC: “God Dangit Arby, Do ya know how much it costs to fill up this thing, this is an 8v gas-guzzler. Were goanna have to hop to a new one man! I just thought i’d kick 2 marines out of this thing just so I could fill up the tank, and YOU could blow it all!!!”

    Arby: “Ooops…Sorry man, I won’t text next time.”

  249. AZZ22A says:

    Cheif “hey you like the new warthog they put in”

    Arbiter “no but i like the new hood ordiment”

  250. GrrSnort says:

    No, dammit! I said I wanted a Baby Jesus on the dashboard!

  251. Drew says:

    “et tu brute “

  252. BBBLOOD says:

    Chief – Is that blood ?
    Arbiter – Erm, No, did you get the Collision Damage Waiver option when we rented this hog?
    Chief – No, it was a bloody rip off. Why ?
    Arbiter – Er, nothing, quick look up there its a banshee…………..

  253. Obsydian says:

    The Arbiter realized that in their off-time, the brutes were paying far too much time online watching the ‘Raving Rabbids’ videos for laughs, and were starting to “DAAAAA!!!!” themselves to death.

  254. Weths says:

    Leave the chopper at home they said. Walking never hurt anyone they said.

  255. Sp4rki says:

    1) With the addition of 4 player coop, Bungie tried several unsuccessful versions of the later scrapped 4 seater Puma Assault Vehicle.
    2) “Et Tu Brute?”
    3) Shotgun, you’re doing it wrong.

  256. maximalyst says:

    What did I tell you about spawning a teleporter under the hood, Chief?

  257. maximalyst says:

    OK, I looked through previous weeks, and saw the first one… I couldn’t resist.

    After Nintendo dropped Halo 3 for Wii, Bungie almost forgot to scrap the fairy.

    Yes, I realize it’s ridiculously late.

  258. Kygageg says:

    Gigaty Gigaty BOO!

  259. soadfan73 says:

    Yo cheif check out my new hood decal, it be bitchin

  260. JawReich says:

    Malcolm Reynolds: Well, I see the doc and Zoe got the bodies on here and Wash put some holes in the Hog, but did you get the red paint Kaylee? How are we going to get by the Reavers in this? They are going to eat us alive. All we needed was a some red paint. How hard was it?

    Malcolm: Faster, faster, faster would be better.
    Jayne: We already killed him.

    Malcolm: What was that?

    Jayne: Sure we be nice if we had some grenades don’t ya’ think?

    Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: You think she’ll hold together?
    Zoë: She’s torn up plenty, but she’ll fly true.
    Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Could be bumpy.
    Zoë: Always is

  261. M3298 says:

    No matter how hard they tried, Arby ‘n’ the Chief just couldn’t stop the Brute from trying to sing.

  262. WasiqsWorld says:

    Cheif: “mah roflbrute goes arg arg argargarg argagrgagrga!!!11!1one!!11!”

  263. Kamikaze says:

    Cheif: Hey Arby, we’re concerned about you. I know that you’re happy you killed Tartarus, but you have to let it go. The head, I mean. It’s starting to smell.

  264. Ahawk says:

    “Tis Just a Minor Flesh Wound.. Come Back ‘ere and I’ll Gnaw Your Leg Off!!”

  265. Blackshadow says:

    Jesus, we just hit that Brute pretty hard. Think we should stop to see if he’s ok?

  266. Eruzen says:

    Innovative as always, the Arbiter and Chief adding a whole new meaning to the term “Heads Up”.

  267. Eruzen says:

    This is why Brutes never attempt a stealthy ambush.

  268. Eruzen says:

    This Brutes attempt at feigning death has gone horribly wrong…

  269. pad117 says:

    CHIEF: hey arbiter, i told you go to a real mechanic, but noooooo you had to do the job yourself!!!!
    ARBITER: hey the guy in the back said that it looked like an air intake, you know, like a muscle car?
    CHIEF: A mouth is not an intake……..

  270. pad117 says:

    ARBITER :this is great chief !!!!!! you hid a fake brute head under the hood to scare the gunnar!!!!!!! classic.
    CHIEF: did you just hear a big thud? and what happened to that guy in the middle of the road?

  271. Shado360 says:

    Brute: HEYYYYYYY GUYS!!!!!!!

    Master Cheif and Arbiter: “WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?”

  272. Eruzen says:

    MC: So what d’you like to do on a sunday?

    Arbiter: You know, chill out re-waitaminute, you see the head right?

    MC: Yeeeah, we’re ignoring that.

  273. Superstar38 says:

    Vrrrrroooooooooooooom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!eeeeeeekscreeech!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  274. Oakley says:

    Advertisement- yeah…. he’s thinkin Arbys, well either that or he’s just dead

  275. Eruzen says:

    In a warthog with the Arbiter and Chief. This Brute is obviously the envy of his friends.

  276. petetheduck says:

    “The Arbiter thought Lord Hood had overcome his grudge against the Elites when he commissioned him his very own Warthog. That was, until he saw it.”

    “The Arbiter in the Chief’s hand-me-down Warthog..”

    “Much to the detriment of his Warthog, the Arbiter had his armor pimped instead.”

    “The Arbiter, never listening to his mother’s warnings about Brutes wandering the streets at night, experienced the inevitable.”

    “The weird part? He was driving in reverse..”

    “Poor com signal resulted in the Arbiter’s faithful efforts to bring Lord Hood “the Brute’s head on a splatter”.

  277. petetheduck says:

    278 responses? Are you seriously going to read all these? Man.. :feels bad:

  278. bs angel says:

    Of course I will. I always do. :)

  279. Alex Hendry says:

    I was informed that there was to be a free lunch buffet!

  280. Alex Hendry says:

    LAWSUIT!

  281. Eruzen says:

    This brute insists that it is HIS warthog the arbiter is driving.

  282. Eruzen says:

    Two weeks later, teleporting restrictions were introduced.

  283. Eruzen says:

    Brute: Gurlumph, nortulpha margrumph?

    Arbiter: No, this isn’t High Charity.

  284. Eruzen says:

    Owned. Now finally i have Bungie power, where will this Brute spawn next?

  285. petetheduck says:

    “AFLAC!”

  286. dan says:

    Hey Mr. Brute? how many licks to the center of the warthog?

  287. TatTool says:

    Are those claams? I love claams.

  288. TatTool says:

    that little lizard sure gets angry when u dont choose geico

  289. Moose says:

    Arby”Is the virus Airborne? Tell me it didn’t!”
    Cheif: “Give it a week, mabye two and I can reverse the damage”
    Arby: “Cheif, you said you’re going, not we’re going… What do you mean, you’re going?”
    Chief “I can still fix this! This is my site, this is ground zero”
    Arby: “This isn’t up to you… this is out of…”
    euurrggghhhh SMASH

    (I am legend)

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