It’s Friday, which means it’s time to slap some silly captions on a random screenshot. First we need to recap last week’s submissions though. Louis Wu said, “I’m guessing the comments section for this one will be pretty R-rated by the time it’s done…” and I am determined to prove him wrong. Some were dirty, a few were downright disgusting, but most of them were fairly tame. Here are my favorites from the clean enough to post pile.
- “After Red passed out from too many brewski’s on the same night he left his new digital camera lying on the floor next to him – Blue knew exactly what he had to do: embarrass his friend on the internet.” (-S-)
- “Mother was CQB, father was part Rogue, part Hayabusa. Their kid had one awful armor perm..” (petetheduck)
- “And this is how Halo Humpdays came to be.” (bvl)
- “The beginnings of purple team.” (BlueAzure)
- “When blue saw red choking on a peanut, he decided that this was just too humiliating of a way to die. So he gave him the heimlich maneuver and made it that much worse.” (A Pharmacist)
- “Sadly this was how red learned the importance of checking your six.” (awesome-o)
- “It was an effort but the Blue managed to stop the Red from jumping to his death after he discovered he had been put on the: ‘Will never have Recon’ list.” (aussie_spartan)
- “Luke says goodbye to Frankie, Halo style.” (Mercutio2000)
Those were fairly clean, yes? If you want to see the dirtier ones, you’ll have to scroll through all 127 comments yourself. Before you race off to do that, why don’t you stick around and caption this week’s screenshot first? I call it “Hood Bling” but what is your witty caption for it?
Author: Shadow 13th
Posted by mendicantbias00 on May 30, 2008 at 3:47 am
Chief to Arbiter: What do you mean you only bought Flood insurance???
Posted by AusQB on May 30, 2008 at 4:09 am
“Dammit Arby, this is meant to be a Hella Goulish Nightmare-Mobile. One Brute head isn’t enough.”
Posted by mendicantbias00 on May 30, 2008 at 4:54 am
After running out of ammo, the Brutes started policing their dead, and after they ran of of policed ammo…they….umm….began to look for other alternatives.
Posted by Soulofaqua on May 30, 2008 at 5:54 am
The new warthog with flamegrill so you can cook while on the go. Perfect for all time favorites like Grunt legs or Bruteheads!
Posted by Soulofaqua on May 30, 2008 at 5:56 am
Fiyah, Fiyah, Fiyah!!
Posted by Soulofaqua on May 30, 2008 at 5:57 am
Surprise attack, your doing it wrong.
Posted by A Shaky Shotgun on May 30, 2008 at 6:03 am
After the Jiralhanae lost the war, the Sangheili decided to exact punishment by forcing them to power the human vehicles. The Jiralhanae were not happy about this and complained constantly.
Posted by -S- on May 30, 2008 at 6:14 am
“Dammit Chief, what’d you do this time? Look just get out and check under the hood so we can figure out what’s making that soun-*crash* AHHHH AHHHHHHHHH”
Posted by Dan the Stick on May 30, 2008 at 6:51 am
“Granted the brute head addition does look hella cool, it’s just not very practical for driving…”
Posted by Soulofaqua on May 30, 2008 at 7:10 am
With the new Warthog permutations Bungie no longer had to cope with just the I can haz reconz but also the I can haz brutzhaed?
Posted by Mercutio2000 on May 30, 2008 at 7:43 am
Curling up for a nap around the still-warm engine seemed like a good idea at the time.
Posted by shadowboxin' on May 30, 2008 at 7:47 am
As the mechanic looks under the hood:
“Well there’s your problem.”
Posted by mendicantbias00 on May 30, 2008 at 7:59 am
Mercutio2000 FTW!
Posted by StealthSpeed3 on May 30, 2008 at 8:05 am
the new Brutehead Blower is guaranteed to give you at least 150 Horsepower!
Posted by Shu Sam Chen on May 30, 2008 at 8:07 am
Some people stick their heads through violins.
This Brute took it to another level, and stuck his head through a car.
Arbiter: “Hey! I haven’t finished paying off this yet!”
Posted by aussie_spartan on May 30, 2008 at 8:11 am
1. “I told him to wear a seatbelt.”
2. “Heeeeeeeeeeeere’s BRUTE!”
3. “Proof that warthogs are harder to drive while your the Arbitor.”
4. “I swear officer I didn’t mean to hit him! He just jumped out of nowhere!”
Posted by StealthSpeed3 on May 30, 2008 at 8:16 am
Wow! That was one big seagull!
Posted by Gangsterreus on May 30, 2008 at 8:24 am
Time travelling disadvantage #1…
Posted by Gangsterreus on May 30, 2008 at 8:31 am
Stuck, in a different way
Posted by Gangsterreus on May 30, 2008 at 8:33 am
That´s the coolest hoodblower i´ve ever seen..!
Posted by Gangsterreus on May 30, 2008 at 8:38 am
Arbiter: I thought I had the shitty spawns..!
Posted by Morchaiel on May 30, 2008 at 8:39 am
1 – I can see the headlines now: “Warthog’s secrets revealed: Engine turns out to be compacted Brute!”
2 – Chief, I think I hit a deer…
3 – OMG, Black Mesa and their damn teleporters!
Posted by Morchaiel on May 30, 2008 at 8:40 am
Brute: I think I swallowed a bug..
Posted by HumrH360 on May 30, 2008 at 8:40 am
Brute: SONUVA BITCH!!
Posted by PAW on May 30, 2008 at 8:41 am
“All right! This brute head adds +3 to our Intimidation skill.” <- DnD reference. :)
Posted by Gangsterreus on May 30, 2008 at 8:41 am
Another fun way to use the Forge®
Posted by retinence on May 30, 2008 at 8:54 am
“…oh, speed-bump… So did anyone see the game this weekend?”
Posted by retinence on May 30, 2008 at 8:57 am
Everyone tried to ignore the screaming Brute as they drove to work that particular morning.
Posted by Smokaman on May 30, 2008 at 8:57 am
arbiter “roadkill”
Chief “Brutal roadkill!”
Posted by Sebas on May 30, 2008 at 9:03 am
a noobish new overpowerd weapon, high pitched screams of agony in the morning, my new shirt drenched in blood, arby as the driver and my warthog’s windshield bashed to peices with the head of a monkey.
jup, this must be monday.
Posted by John CB on May 30, 2008 at 9:14 am
No, I swear I didn’t buy this bobble head.
Posted by retinence on May 30, 2008 at 9:21 am
“Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhrrrrrrr ::deep breath:: aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh……”
Posted by shadowboxin on May 30, 2008 at 9:31 am
Mechanic looks under the hood:
“Well here’s your problem.”
Posted by retinence on May 30, 2008 at 9:47 am
For Halloween, the Arbiter and his crew decided on a ‘FireFly’ theme and dressed up as Reavers. Sadly, they couldn’t find a fake skull to put on their hog, so they used Jack instead.
Posted by ZZoMBiE13 on May 30, 2008 at 10:16 am
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER!
Posted by yayap_the_grunt on May 30, 2008 at 10:22 am
“O hai, i upgraded ur horsepowers!”
Posted by Dan on May 30, 2008 at 10:53 am
When hamsters aren’t good enough….
Posted by retinence on May 30, 2008 at 11:03 am
Possible candidate for ‘Pimp My Ride’
Posted by ReleasetheMonk on May 30, 2008 at 11:05 am
This morning, when this particular Brute soldier awoke, he didn’t know that he would not only be run by a seven foot tall man wearing armor and his octopus-faced friend, but that his expression would be captured by security cameras, and entertain children for many years.
Posted by Impervium on May 30, 2008 at 11:38 am
“I swear, this isn’t what it looks like!”
~I~
Posted by Mercutio2000 on May 30, 2008 at 11:42 am
yayap_the_grunt: hilarious
Posted by LiteraryAlchemist on May 30, 2008 at 11:52 am
Hood ornament – the best use for Jiralhinae, live or dead.
Posted by Thunderstream328 on May 30, 2008 at 11:59 am
You should see my Mongoose!
Posted by tyler on May 30, 2008 at 12:05 pm
The beginnings of the char broiled brute burger.
Posted by Dust and Echoes on May 30, 2008 at 12:16 pm
here’s JOHNY!
Posted by Soulofaqua on May 30, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Chief: How the heck did you repair the engine?
Arbie: I used a brute corpse to make a new one.
Chief: oh okay… wha WHAT!?
Posted by mendicantbias00 on May 30, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Soulofaqua (12:22:27) :
Chief: How the heck did you repair the engine?
Arbie: I used a brute corpse to make a new one.
Chief: oh okay… wha WHAT!?
Pure Awesome
Posted by Xenokyro on May 30, 2008 at 12:46 pm
After many years of thinking, Warthog designers finally came up with the squidgy Brute Bobblehead, perfect for when drivers are REALLY stressed…
Posted by Salen on May 30, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Master Chief: Not the time to lose one’s head.
Arbie: No.
Master Chief: That’s not the way to get ahead in life.
Arbie: No.
Master Chief: It’s a shame he wasn’t more headstrong.
Arbie: Hmm.
Master Chief: He’ll never be the head of a major corporation.
Arbie: Okay, that’ll do.
Master Chief: Okay.
Posted by Phaedrus on May 30, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Halo 3 and Doom 3: do not mix.
Posted by gigglepie on May 30, 2008 at 1:14 pm
So that’s where baby brutes come from.
Posted by SpazztikNinja on May 30, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Dinner and a FPS.
Posted by OxRxYxO on May 30, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Boarding a Warthog—Gone Horribly Wrong
Posted by OxRxYxO on May 30, 2008 at 1:23 pm
This is how NOT to board a Warthog
Posted by Majick on May 30, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Aliens: Making women drivers look good since 2525.
Posted by Tyler on May 30, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Halo Style Kool-Aid Man;
Brute: “O Yeah!!!”
Arbitor: I knew we should’ve switched to geico!
Posted by joobacca on May 30, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
Posted by SS_Zag1 on May 30, 2008 at 1:34 pm
“I knew the hog was acting weird after it woke up from that coma.”
… (Alien reference)
Posted by AlStrong on May 30, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Brute: “Peek a boo!”
—–
“Brutes: Engine replacements since 2552.”
Posted by Ninjas in Nikes on May 30, 2008 at 1:41 pm
We are so sued…
Posted by FJFC on May 30, 2008 at 1:41 pm
“Brutes will be a Brutes.”
Posted by I sNip3d l on May 30, 2008 at 1:42 pm
“Damn it, Arby… You should have bought that squirrel.” (Rat Race reference)
Posted by FJFC on May 30, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Chief : Shit,police ahead…Did you hide the corpse?
Arbiter: They will never suspect..
Posted by Luke D 12 on May 30, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Arbie: Not again…
Posted by Blake Stigerts on May 30, 2008 at 1:48 pm
I hope it doesn’t matter if I made my submission in “motivational poster” style.
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e248/MenaceBlake/Fuel-Rod.jpg
Posted by McTEEEABAGG on May 30, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Brute: I knew I should’ve turned left in Albequerque!
Posted by Seventh_column on May 30, 2008 at 1:53 pm
I didnt know the arbiter was a woman
Posted by Nik's on May 30, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Most people like the new car smell, Arby decided on brute corpse.
Posted by superdude on May 30, 2008 at 1:59 pm
1.Dammit chief, these biofuels suck!
2.the speed camera operator was soon admitted into special therapy.
3.recycled car parts are never as good as the new models.
Posted by tmenke88 on May 30, 2008 at 2:12 pm
1 …Well it’s no Hemi
2 “Custom Bodywork?” …damn, should’ve checked Carfax
3 Arbiter: This is not what I meant by “road head,” Chief
Posted by Jys072595 on May 30, 2008 at 2:16 pm
This time around, fuzzy dice just won’t do the trick. Now, with new Fuzzy Brute Head, you can actually feel the Fuzzies!
Posted by Jys072595 on May 30, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Also:
So that’s what happens when you do a SlipSpace jump where smoe other object is!
Posted by A Dadda on May 30, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Arbitor: “Cursed schoolkids…cross on the green, not inbetween!”
Posted by Eliminator 576 on May 30, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Wow, warthogs are really powered by “brute” force.
Posted by Alexandra Gonzalez on May 30, 2008 at 2:27 pm
“I know your poor but this is what you got?”
Posted by HoboBob1138 on May 30, 2008 at 2:28 pm
HEYYY YOUU GUYYYYSSS!!!
Posted by HoboBob1138 on May 30, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Should have gone to Free credit report dot com, i would have seen this coming at me like an atom bomb…
Posted by snoopy on May 30, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Oh, there Frankie is, we thought you were a goner
Posted by Masta Blastr on May 30, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Your brute head is a little crooked. Let me straighten it for you.
Posted by beemer530 on May 30, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Attempt No.
!.Chief: sorry Arbi, couldn’t find a warthog hood ornament anywhere.
2. Arbiter: this is not what i ment by pickin’ up chicks and gettin’ head!
3. Chief: this jeep sure can take a beating.
Arbiter: yeh it’s a BRUTE!
Posted by BerserkerBarage on May 30, 2008 at 2:46 pm
I hope this doesn’t void the warranty!
Posted by General Vagueness on May 30, 2008 at 2:46 pm
“You should see where the rest of him went!”
My other car has a Grunt head
“Remember, don’t get regular gas, look for genuine Unggoy® brand Grunt Methane!”
Posted by TemplarComander on May 30, 2008 at 2:48 pm
HOLY **** WE HIT MR.T !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Posted by mmmcfp on May 30, 2008 at 2:50 pm
I don’t know chief? I think that will take more than just a little water and soap to get that out. And i just had this detailed too.
Posted by mmmcfp on May 30, 2008 at 2:52 pm
i think you got scammed Arby, there’s no way this is a R.R. Phantom.
Posted by BloodStainHearts on May 30, 2008 at 2:52 pm
1.) M. Chief: “O__O AHHH!! ALIENS!!” Arbitor: “AND WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM!!”
2.) M. Cheif: “I’m Sorry Arbitor, but I’m going to have to give you an F for your driving exam. Hitting pedestrians is not a game, even if their a brute.
3.) Coming this Summer!! Master Chief In Master Chief and The Brute Skull!!
4.) M. Cheif: “I can’t die!! I can’t Die!! I CAN’T DIE I’m MASTER CHIEF FOR GOODNESS SAKES!!” Arbitor: “I learned this move playing Halo 3 when you went and had to escape the flood ship!!”
Posted by mmmcfp on May 30, 2008 at 2:56 pm
and the brute was one day from retirement……
Posted by MURD3R x07x on May 30, 2008 at 2:57 pm
1. “Lucy! You got some ’splainin to dooo!
2. Arbiter: “Chief, don’t ever take your helmet off again.”
3. Remember kids: DON’T DRINK AND WALK.
Posted by RIBB EATER on May 30, 2008 at 2:57 pm
That isn’t the gear shift Arby!!!! Let go of his balls, let him die peacefully.
Posted by TemplarComander on May 30, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Ah the old 2553 model. A Classic.
Posted by TemplarComander on May 30, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Coming this Summer …… A movie so intense it will shock you …….. so graphic it will make you laugh ……. so brutal you will beg for more …… Master Chief and the Arbiter in …….. 7h47 d4y w3 hun73d d4 brut3z
Posted by tyler on May 30, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Beautiful day aint it??? HOLY -BLAM-
Posted by DragonKnight08 on May 30, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Brute:LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED GEICO INSURANCE GUYZ!!!
Posted by Lovemuffin on May 30, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Arby and the Chief decided to make their own custom Hood Ornament that made them feel at home
Posted by dan on May 30, 2008 at 3:14 pm
That’s what you get when you buy the cheap GPS.
Posted by wrocks66 on May 30, 2008 at 3:20 pm
I think we just hit a little boy!!!
Posted by joeyisthebest08 on May 30, 2008 at 3:23 pm
the spy division of brute tech was a success
Posted by CarbonElite on May 30, 2008 at 3:24 pm
The absolute worst windshield bug splatter in history!
Posted by DJChrome1 on May 30, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Chief to arby: Hey, do you hear a ticking noise?
Posted by zach on May 30, 2008 at 3:39 pm
warthog; 3 million, brutes face of death; PRiCELESS
Posted by Enricko7 on May 30, 2008 at 3:43 pm
1: The self driving warthog! You can customize which head/computer will drive it for you!
2: NOOOO!!! GET TO THE CHOPPER!!!
Posted by HumanTim on May 30, 2008 at 3:55 pm
After being rejected by its family, a mutated mole surfaces at a inconvenient time.
Posted by Firestorm12 on May 30, 2008 at 3:57 pm
“Stop monkeying around.”
“Dude, it’s monkeying ABOUT!”
A bit of RvB reference…and I mean a bit…and slightly corny-ish…
Posted by HumanTim on May 30, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Brute Mechanic: That’s the worst engine problem I have ever seen.
Posted by sanctious on May 30, 2008 at 4:00 pm
It turns out Brute bits get you 90 miles to the gallon!
Posted by Firestorm12 on May 30, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Why continue to pay high prices for gasoline when you can switch to the new alternative fuel, Brute?
Posted by hugjunkie on May 30, 2008 at 4:02 pm
damn, there goes my no claims bonus…
Posted by sanctious on May 30, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Forget harmful fossil fuels and expensive ethanol! We bring you a new completely renewable fuel source: Brutes.
“Disclaimer: Renewability last so long as Brutes continue to reproduce, which I’m told is not a very pleasurable act.”
Posted by the pizzanator on May 30, 2008 at 4:17 pm
This was a bad time for Maintenance Brute to come out of that manhole.
Posted by InsaneBlade on May 30, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Brute: OMGWTFBBQ!??!?!1one!!1!
Posted by icanhearpudding on May 30, 2008 at 4:28 pm
We can’t stop here! This is brute country!
Posted by Ravyne on May 30, 2008 at 4:54 pm
The ad-hoc engine impressed even Richard Dean Anderson.
Posted by ALTEX on May 30, 2008 at 5:18 pm
“godammit Arby! look at what you’ve done to Ecto-1! I told Venkman that I’d bring it back in one piece. you’re making me look bad”
Posted by Desom on May 30, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Out of nowhere a voice begins to sing…..
Brute: The hills are alive, with the sound of music!
Posted by Court on May 30, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Hey Kool-Aid!
Posted by Arbiter419 on May 30, 2008 at 5:31 pm
The Master Chief and the Arbiter couldn’t scrape quite enough money together for a couple of airline tickets to Fiji, so they took the other option. And you all know what road-travel can be like today..
Yeah, They DROVE to Fiji.
Posted by PsycoJoe on May 30, 2008 at 5:40 pm
These monster headlights now come standard with all latest model warthogs.
Posted by o LiGHTNiNG o on May 30, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Dosiac?
This…
Is…
SHANGHEILOS!
—
FOR THE HORDE!
—
While the UNSC vehicles got white a re-skin for Avalanche, Bungie had something different in mind for the upcoming map pack ….
Let’s just hope the chaingun isn’t weak as hell.
Posted by Cailus on May 30, 2008 at 5:42 pm
When the Arbiter suggested their next day trip to Chester Zoo, the Chief KNEW that he’d regret it.
Posted by CBD on May 30, 2008 at 5:43 pm
There was much fun on the day Bungie announced the new decap fatality achievement
Chief: See, I told you the engine sounded wierd…
Posted by soxkid05 on May 30, 2008 at 5:53 pm
“Oh god Cheif, I think we hit a kitten…”
Posted by latesh0t on May 30, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Brute ” C4nz I hZa Recon?!?!?!?! plzz bungie I R’s 1337z.”
Arb ” Can you hear me now?!?!”
cheif(to arb)” I thought you had a bad dental plan…..and an ugly face….I hope this doesn’t stain”
Posted by Tom-Tom on May 30, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Chief- LIKE ZOINKS, ARB!
Posted by Patrick on May 30, 2008 at 6:10 pm
“I Does Anything For Recons Sir”… MORE I’ll give u MORE!
Posted by Doctor Sloan on May 30, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Futuristic Flintstones.
Chief= Fred
Arby=Barney
Cortana=Wilma
N’tho ‘Sraom= Bam Bam
Brute in the warthog= Dino.
Posted by frEkLz on May 30, 2008 at 6:19 pm
“Man, those Brutes must have one thick skull!”
“And this is why the Elites defected from the Covenant.”
“Arby realized too late that his new AI hood ornament’s personality was not very nice.”
Posted by XIF II IR IEv3 on May 30, 2008 at 6:22 pm
“Hai!!! I r teh Monay fareyyy i have Grant3d u !,000,000,000,000 moni3s and INFinite girlFRINZZ
Posted by Durandal on May 30, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Arbiter: “He sure was desperate… We should have just given him the Reconz.”
—
Tagline Under Screen shot “Insurance. Don’t be skimpy with it, because not all of your neighbors are as nice as your insurance company is.”
—
Arbiter: “Uhhh Chief, I think YOU can go and get it out.”
*Chomping noise and MC screams*
Arbiter: “Oh, and watch out for those teeth. Guess they don’t make MJOLNIR armor like they used to.”
—
Chief: “OMGZ BRUTE ARMOR PERMZ! THAT IZ BETTER THAN RECONZ!
Posted by KGegen on May 30, 2008 at 6:32 pm
After the success of the original Warthog, and having an excess of Brute corpses at their disposal, the UNSC created the SPERMIE.
Space
Primate
Equipped
Raging
Manual
Infantry
Engine
Posted by Dugx0r on May 30, 2008 at 6:48 pm
That’s why our vehicles have roll bars…
Posted by Dugx0r on May 30, 2008 at 6:50 pm
MC-2 Arby “Are you going to put your seatbelt on now?”
Posted by Sierra-051 on May 30, 2008 at 6:53 pm
“Peekaboo, I see you!”
Posted by FireStormx64 on May 30, 2008 at 7:13 pm
Now that you have choosen you ordament we just need to weld it……hold still
Posted by GeorgiaReb24 on May 30, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Oh shi-
Posted by GeorgiaReb24 on May 30, 2008 at 7:19 pm
Is this a cryptic metaphor?
Posted by GeorgiaReb24 on May 30, 2008 at 7:21 pm
I Am Legend.
Starring: The Arbiter
Posted by Hero12 eh on May 30, 2008 at 7:38 pm
AWW MAN 3 ONE TODAY…CMON.
and so on they killed 2 more brutes in that day a total of 5 brute’s killed… they should have baught the brute insurance.
Posted by Hero12 eh on May 30, 2008 at 7:42 pm
brute: O MY GOD MY EYES THEY HURT GLASS IN THEM LEARN TO DRIVE!!!!!!
Arbiter: Did you hear somthing??
M.C: No did you??
Arbiter: ya
M.C: O well lets just move on.
Posted by BDFreshmen on May 30, 2008 at 7:50 pm
MC: Oh man! that sack of oranges sure did put up a fight!
Arbiter: Umm…Cheif i think that was…
MC: It was a sack of oranges!!!!
Posted by Sarge Tomzilla on May 30, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Sorry if this was done before, but…
After a battle near Voi, the Arbiter noticed an unforeseen attachment to a UNSC Warthog, and immediately knew he would become rich once he would market the new “Jiralhanae Hood Orament: Screaming ’till the last”.
Posted by elguapo1991 on May 30, 2008 at 9:06 pm
Remember kids, always buckle up. Or you’ll end up like this guy.
Posted by Voodoo Frost on May 30, 2008 at 9:13 pm
Once again, Jimmy the Head ruins a great picture.
Posted by GLEAVES9311 on May 30, 2008 at 9:28 pm
Chief: Wow, and you said it was a cat under the hood, turns out it was a Frankie.
Posted by eltonfreak104 on May 30, 2008 at 9:30 pm
One wikid hood ornament.
Posted by pwkwsfi on May 30, 2008 at 9:36 pm
hayguyswhatsgoingoninthisthread?
Posted by phkna on May 30, 2008 at 10:31 pm
Seat Belts save lives
Posted by Eruzen on May 30, 2008 at 10:37 pm
Gunman: AAAAHHHHH!!!!
Arbiter: Dude. He’s right there.
Gunman: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Posted by Darklotusspartan on May 30, 2008 at 10:44 pm
1. oohhhhh geez… Chief, I found out what happened to that mechanic that disapeared at the shop.
2. Hey, we’re out of wiper fluid.
3. Ah God, why do these things always wanna to cross right at the last minute?!
……
There’s also a joke about the Geico Cavemen somewhere, but I’m too tired. Someone else can have it
Posted by DoYouLikeWaffle on May 30, 2008 at 10:52 pm
artibir, i haz found zombees!
Posted by aussie_spartan on May 30, 2008 at 11:02 pm
1. “Damn! Of course, this would happen just after I was finished cleaning the windscreen.”
2. “Oh my God! You hit him and… *sniff* Arbitor, have you been drinking? I knew it! I knew it! I should have stopped you. Friends don’t let friends drive drunk.”
Posted by chino on May 30, 2008 at 11:12 pm
Frankie returns back to bungie, finally showing his true colors…and intentions
Posted by LostCoz42 on May 30, 2008 at 11:39 pm
“Brute-Brute, was that a left or a right turn to get to Mombassa?”
Posted by Roymond on May 31, 2008 at 12:38 am
Arbiter: I just put in a new horn in this thing! Check it out!
*honks horn*
Brute: THAT DOESN’T BELONG THERE!
Posted by Padraig08 on May 31, 2008 at 12:51 am
Nikko i told u to let him out at the last stop.
Posted by Rune Of Red on May 31, 2008 at 1:27 am
HOLY CRAP THERES A HEMI IN THAR!
Posted by Rune Of Red on May 31, 2008 at 1:31 am
Brute: Turn left here.
Chief: Quite an ingenius idea arbie.
Arbie: Yes, this is what we do on Sangheilia, we make our brute slaves be our gps, and if they get a turn wrong, we get into a “head on” collision.
Posted by FJFC on May 31, 2008 at 1:51 am
We found Ling-Ling’s head!..Wait…
Posted by Weths on May 31, 2008 at 3:11 am
1. Chief to Arbiter- Don’t look, don’t talk, just keep driving.
2. Arby, no!, not the mother in law!
3. Chief to Arbiter- What on earth compelled you to drive through the ape enclosure?
4. During those brief few moments the chief realised he should have let the wife give little arby his driving lessons.
Posted by Parker on May 31, 2008 at 3:55 am
“Look at It this way, Chief, if this was Avalanche, He woulda slipped worse off the ice.”
“Yeah, but if it was Snowbound, he woulda Vetoed. Stick to driving Ghosts, Arby.”
“Y’Don’t have to be so harsh.”
“I have Brute Claw in my brain.”
“Well, I spilt my drink.”
“If you hadn’t been drinking, we wouldn’t of hit him.”
“Point Noted.”
Posted by s0pht3 on May 31, 2008 at 5:10 am
Achievement Unlocked: Brute Skull – 20G
Posted by nyo on May 31, 2008 at 5:25 am
Brute heads.. my anti-drug.
Posted by Pete Batty on May 31, 2008 at 5:47 am
Brute-nav, the must have for Arbiters everywhere
Posted by Scotty on May 31, 2008 at 7:53 am
Brute:”Ahhh! I told you not to let go of the brake, now I have to do your brake-lines all over again!”
Posted by Thorgen on May 31, 2008 at 7:57 am
“Tony! Get me a crankshaft and spark plug, on the double!”
Posted by McTEEEABAG on May 31, 2008 at 7:57 am
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, IT’S A 5.9L 1/2 TONNE V8 HEMI!!!
Posted by Loe on May 31, 2008 at 8:04 am
Oops…
Posted by tropicalbert on May 31, 2008 at 8:05 am
TURN ON THE WHIPPERS ! !
Posted by Rurouni1029 on May 31, 2008 at 8:31 am
Life comes at you fast…
Posted by soxkid05 on May 31, 2008 at 9:03 am
“Life comes at you fast?”
Posted by PAW on May 31, 2008 at 9:20 am
Brute: Ahh! My hair!
Posted by iahamp240 on May 31, 2008 at 9:23 am
New Armour Permutation gone wrong.
Posted by CHUNKIEluver on May 31, 2008 at 9:56 am
This guy’s the best, you said. He can fix anything, you said. Why the hell’s MacGuyver playing halo 3 anyway?
Posted by CHUNKIEluver on May 31, 2008 at 10:34 am
BruteBrute says… take exit 47 north to “The Ark.” Thank you for using BruteBrute from last minute ‘hog rentals, inc.
Posted by ThatOneGuy on May 31, 2008 at 11:12 am
There can only be ONE highlander!!!
Posted by Snupface on May 31, 2008 at 11:40 am
Chief: You weren’t kidding Arby, this new turbo really SCREAMS!
Posted by Snupface on May 31, 2008 at 11:42 am
Arby cheats at Conker.
Posted by Josh O Cl0ck on May 31, 2008 at 11:52 am
“The downfall of the brute pack mentality: the uncertainty of the definition of the word ‘pack’, and weren’t brutes supposed to be smarter in Halo 3?”
Posted by Bobary on May 31, 2008 at 12:15 pm
The Locust was totally unprepared for what happened next. (Gears of War)
_______________
I’M SPARTACUS!
_______________
WAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUPPP.
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o wtf how i get here i suk wit halo 3
Posted by MattDGiant on May 31, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Hold RB to – wait what? how did you do that?
Posted by CNC Xraxe on May 31, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Right after a splatter a Brute head pops up through the windshield and says: “Toasty!!”.
Posted by JJiimmii on May 31, 2008 at 12:45 pm
The hidden brute just had to blow his cover when the arbiter missed the accelerator.
Posted by Dude on May 31, 2008 at 12:50 pm
1.Following the ‘incident’ the warthog turrets were changed so they fired just that little bit lower.
2. The hidden brute just had to blow his cover when the arbiter missed the accelerator pedal.
3. Well it was a good kill and warthogs don’t have trunks…..
Posted by liahn on May 31, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Brute=Noob asking for Recon.
Arbiter and associates= Bungie and their warthog denial that casts you to the deepest pits of th NO Recon list, hence their usual answer to this question.
Posted by Babamthegrunt on May 31, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Mindfuck-When you see it, you’ll shit brix
Posted by FJFC on May 31, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Arby: There’s something strange about this..
MC : Yeah,looks like the Fuel Rod is shooting bullets!
Arby : *Facepalm*
Posted by IllusiveScapegoat on May 31, 2008 at 3:40 pm
You’d think that if a Warthog could give birth, it’d give birth to a pig, right?
Posted by Drat333 on May 31, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Brute: I swear, officer, I’m sober!!!!
Officer: Lemme see your liscense.
Brute: Ok, I left it under the hood. It’s in the m- WHAT THE FUCK! This ain’t my car!!!
Officer: You’re under arrest!
Brute: AAAAARRRRRGGGGG!!!!!
Posted by Caiptain Awsome1 on May 31, 2008 at 4:45 pm
“How many times do I have to tell you Arby, putting the head of a brute on the the hog will not scare away other brutes!”
Posted by Kelik318 on May 31, 2008 at 5:12 pm
1.Well, this is awkward…
2. Funniest thing, so I’m driving around, and whadda ya know? I get a splatter.
3.How YOU doing?
Posted by Simpsons Rule on May 31, 2008 at 6:04 pm
“So, come here often?”
“Why does it always come down to this?”
-SR
Posted by Scuda on May 31, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Is that a hemi?
Posted by the11thnickel on May 31, 2008 at 6:15 pm
McGyver used a paper clip, an eraser, and an elastic band. And Master Chief? He rolls more ’severed-alien-head’ style.
Posted by xCAGEDDARKNESSx on May 31, 2008 at 8:01 pm
damn pedestrians!
Posted by MattDGiant on May 31, 2008 at 8:02 pm
O HAI!
Posted by Brian Stafford on May 31, 2008 at 8:26 pm
Allstate: Are you in good hands?
Posted by DarthLurtz on May 31, 2008 at 9:02 pm
Oh my God! It’s like that Alien movie! Only, it’s a car, not a person! And it’s not an Alien, it’s a Brute. And we’re driving the person/car… and we’re shooting the gun…
Okay, that was a really bad compatrison. So sue me.
Posted by shlugendah on May 31, 2008 at 9:26 pm
See, I told you the knocking wasn’t because I forgot to change the oil!
Posted by MattDGiant on May 31, 2008 at 10:06 pm
Oh my god Arby there’s a spider on the windshield! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!
Posted by Wasiq! on May 31, 2008 at 10:58 pm
“Surprise Kevin! Wait…your not Kevin?!”
Posted by Wasiq! on May 31, 2008 at 11:00 pm
“Omg! They’re gunna burn my Fo-Hawk!”
*Notice turret above his head looks like a flamethrower.*
Posted by Wasiq! on May 31, 2008 at 11:02 pm
*Brute Pops Out* “I JUST SAVED A BUNCH OF MONEY ON CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GEICO!”
Posted by WasiqsWorld on May 31, 2008 at 11:18 pm
1. GRAND THEFT ARBITER
2. Ok, I’m a little drunk.
3. CAN I HAZ RECON?
4. “…POP goes the weasel!”
Posted by POLICIA on May 31, 2008 at 11:30 pm
DAmmit! i told you to put the brute stripper cake in the back!
Posted by MakeItGoSplodey on May 31, 2008 at 11:38 pm
Brute: Are we there yet?
–
Arbiter: And whenever I go above twenty it starts making this weird howling noise…
–
Master Chief opens the trunk for the first time in 3 months and exclaims
” OH MY GOD, FLUFFY! “
Posted by Shado360 on June 1, 2008 at 12:14 am
Warthog: $50,000
Mjolnir Mark VI power armour: $210,000,000
Alien Holy warrior: $50 an hour
Having an angry rhino-gorilla-alien burst out of your car in time to freak out your new expensive friend and break you car: Priceless
Posted by Zandax on June 1, 2008 at 12:52 am
“Well He’ll never get aHEAD in Life!”
“The New Brutehog, Be aHEAD of the competition!”
Posted by That one guy on June 1, 2008 at 12:53 am
Wassup?
Posted by Weths on June 1, 2008 at 1:39 am
I’m a firin’ ma laser!
Posted by That one guy on June 1, 2008 at 1:52 am
The look on the red guys face from last week’s lovin’.
Posted by That one guy on June 1, 2008 at 1:54 am
“Oh hey, Hi. I’m Digger. Don’t mind me, I’m just a Dermatofiet, ya know, a nail infection.”
Posted by that one guy on June 1, 2008 at 2:01 am
Shishka on a good day.
Posted by Ken Beck on June 1, 2008 at 2:10 am
“And you said mosquitos were bigger in Texas!”
Posted by Omnicent on June 1, 2008 at 2:22 am
MCheif manslaughtered BruteHamChf +$100
Posted by xp194 on June 1, 2008 at 2:30 am
Oh Hai! You have any Headlight fluid I can haz?
Posted by dan on June 1, 2008 at 4:15 am
now that just looks brute-al
Posted by Nucleoff on June 1, 2008 at 8:08 am
When Bungies modelling budget is not enough.
Posted by Nucleoff on June 1, 2008 at 8:10 am
Please tell me you have Brute insurance.
Posted by petetheduck on June 1, 2008 at 8:11 am
“This is why the Arbiter is never allowed to drive.”
Posted by Nucleoff on June 1, 2008 at 8:19 am
Hood ornaments and bobble heads, a bizzare combination.
Hood ornaments. You’re doing it wrong.
Posted by Zack on June 1, 2008 at 9:25 am
Arbiter to Chief: Well Chief I think we found the mechanic. And whats this? Chief what’s up with this Brute Head?
Chief: Sweet Sweet Necrophelyiac
Posted by Sn1p3r Sh4wn on June 1, 2008 at 10:17 am
Arbiter: Hey man. Check this sh!t out. It’s like Nitrous. With hydraulics.
Chief: Yeah? You should see my SnowHog. I got something better than yours.
*Chief holds a pic up*
Chief: can you see that?
Arbiter: No.
*chief holds close-up of SnowHog*
Chief: Read.
The title reads: *The new Hood blower 2000! Garonteed to give you 400 extra horsepower!*
Arbiter: So what? Mine looks kickass.
Posted by xM4d Sk1LL5x on June 1, 2008 at 10:31 am
Arbiter: “I swear Drunk I’m not Officer!!!”
Posted by WasiqsWorld on June 1, 2008 at 11:17 am
SHOOP DA WHOOP!
Posted by Bubbaco on June 1, 2008 at 11:51 am
“I pity the fool who runsover Mr. T.”
Posted by Bubbaco on June 1, 2008 at 11:55 am
“Arby:Ok thats one down two to go.
M.C.:The A-Team has 4 members.
Arby:$h!7!”
Posted by Bubbaco on June 1, 2008 at 11:56 am
“Ok, last time I play co-op with my wife!”
Posted by TheSteve on June 1, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Brute to Arbiter & Chief: “Why can’t we just be FRIENDS?!” *sob*
Posted by TheSteve on June 1, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Chief: “Geico is never gonna believe this…”
Posted by Spartan Chief19 on June 1, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Arbiter: “I wonder what’s been making that funny noise when I start the engine?”
Chief: “I dunno. Nice bobble head.”
Arbiter: “What Bobble Head?”
Brute: “Oooohhhhhhhh…”
Arbiter: “Chief, tell me you didn’t go to another rave with the grunts.”
Chief: “…”
Posted by Ionize U on June 1, 2008 at 1:51 pm
“50G – achievement unlocked: ugly mofo stankbreath hood ornament acquired”
Posted by Ionize U on June 1, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Arby: Hey chief, you wouldn’t happen to be carrying a tic-tac rifle would you?
Posted by Ionize U on June 1, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Chief: Hey Arby…
Arby: What up?
Chief: We’ve got a newb on the turret, let’s mess with him.
Arby: Cool
Chief: Hey turret-guy! There’s a brute trying to carjack us! Shoot him before he melee’s me to death!
Turret-guy: The turret won’t aim that low! What do I do?!?!
Arby: We’re toast… jump on three… one… two…
Turret-guy… aaaaahhhhh (muffled thud)
Chief: haaaaaaaa…. stupid newb.
Posted by Ionize U on June 1, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Chief: Holy crap Arby, what did you hit?!
Arby: Cockroach.
Chief: There’s no way that’s a cockroach!
Arby: You’ve never been to Florida before, have you?
Posted by WAR dukiduke on June 1, 2008 at 2:24 pm
1) Arby: “This sure puts a hole in my plans for today…”
2)
Arby: “Blarg!”
Brute: “Roar!”
Arby: “Blarg!”
Brute”Roar!”
Arby: “BLARG!”
Brute: “ROAR!”
Arby: “Ok this is clearly not working. Let’s just talk in English.”
Brute: “Good idea.”
Posted by No telling on June 1, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Brute:Peak a boo
Posted by Ionize U on June 1, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Arby: Ewwww, gross! I just hit a jaywalking brute and his head is stuck to the hood! His face still looks all mad at me.
Chief: Dude, I can’t see his face from this angle.
Arby: Take the wheel… let me turn his head so you can see him. Do we have any of those french fries from Thursday still on the floorboard?
Chief: Yeah, but they’re a bit stale.
Arby: Sweet; I’ll hold your fuel-rod cannon… see if you can fit like fifty of them in his mouth… oohh! ooohh! ooohh! and give him a ketchup moustache!
Chief: Yeah, and I’ll try to put one in each nostril and each ear.
Arby: Just save me the crunchy ones… I like the crunchy ones.
Posted by Eruzen on June 1, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Because a grunt in your Warthog just isn’t as much fun.
Posted by Eruzen on June 1, 2008 at 3:11 pm
I ordered a double cheese burger, not a brute. Brutes are not welcome here.
Posted by DenimDan312 on June 1, 2008 at 3:11 pm
John seems somewhat unhappy with the hood ornament of his new Mercedes Brute.
Posted by Eruzen on June 1, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Arbiter: Where i came from this is how we say hello.
MC: What?
Arbiter: I sai-
MC: I heard what you said.
Posted by shadowolf978 on June 1, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Arbiter:Anyways the game ended when som…”Bam”……wtf was that?
MC: Hit and run. keep driving they’ll find out your an illegal.
Posted by mehmehmeh on June 1, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Arby: “I’m sure glad Bungie let us borrow Shishka for this!!”
Chief: “I thought he was going to help us with our Foundry map…”
Arby: “Remember? He deleted my double box, so this is his punishment.”
Posted by antszy101 on June 1, 2008 at 4:31 pm
I hate mondays…
Posted by ScareCroe on June 1, 2008 at 5:24 pm
20 Points!
Posted by Eruzen on June 1, 2008 at 6:38 pm
This is what we do to people that give us poor directions. Tell your friends.
Posted by Eruzen on June 1, 2008 at 6:41 pm
MC: Whoa.
Arbiter: He H-he j-just jumped right out.
MC: I bet at 30 mph this could have been avoided
Arbiter: I bet at 30 mph i would have been asleep.
Posted by spectre a gogo on June 1, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Chief: Ya know your right. He does look like the dad from that American Chopper show.
Posted by spectre a gogo on June 1, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Arby: Uh-oh……better get Maaco
Posted by Dmon9055 on June 1, 2008 at 9:42 pm
MC: “God Dangit Arby, Do ya know how much it costs to fill up this thing, this is an 8v gas-guzzler. Were goanna have to hop to a new one man! I just thought i’d kick 2 marines out of this thing just so I could fill up the tank, and YOU could blow it all!!!”
Arby: “Ooops…Sorry man, I won’t text next time.”
Posted by AZZ22A on June 1, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Cheif “hey you like the new warthog they put in”
Arbiter “no but i like the new hood ordiment”
Posted by GrrSnort on June 1, 2008 at 11:49 pm
No, dammit! I said I wanted a Baby Jesus on the dashboard!
Posted by Drew on June 2, 2008 at 12:57 am
“et tu brute “
Posted by BBBLOOD on June 2, 2008 at 1:29 am
Chief – Is that blood ?
Arbiter – Erm, No, did you get the Collision Damage Waiver option when we rented this hog?
Chief – No, it was a bloody rip off. Why ?
Arbiter – Er, nothing, quick look up there its a banshee…………..
Posted by Obsydian on June 2, 2008 at 2:37 am
The Arbiter realized that in their off-time, the brutes were paying far too much time online watching the ‘Raving Rabbids’ videos for laughs, and were starting to “DAAAAA!!!!” themselves to death.
Posted by Weths on June 2, 2008 at 3:21 am
Leave the chopper at home they said. Walking never hurt anyone they said.
Posted by Sp4rki on June 2, 2008 at 7:25 am
1) With the addition of 4 player coop, Bungie tried several unsuccessful versions of the later scrapped 4 seater Puma Assault Vehicle.
2) “Et Tu Brute?”
3) Shotgun, you’re doing it wrong.
Posted by maximalyst on June 2, 2008 at 7:53 am
What did I tell you about spawning a teleporter under the hood, Chief?
Posted by maximalyst on June 2, 2008 at 8:19 am
OK, I looked through previous weeks, and saw the first one… I couldn’t resist.
After Nintendo dropped Halo 3 for Wii, Bungie almost forgot to scrap the fairy.
Yes, I realize it’s ridiculously late.
Posted by Kygageg on June 2, 2008 at 9:30 am
Gigaty Gigaty BOO!
Posted by soadfan73 on June 2, 2008 at 9:46 am
Yo cheif check out my new hood decal, it be bitchin
Posted by JawReich on June 2, 2008 at 10:00 am
Malcolm Reynolds: Well, I see the doc and Zoe got the bodies on here and Wash put some holes in the Hog, but did you get the red paint Kaylee? How are we going to get by the Reavers in this? They are going to eat us alive. All we needed was a some red paint. How hard was it?
Malcolm: Faster, faster, faster would be better.
Jayne: We already killed him.
Malcolm: What was that?
Jayne: Sure we be nice if we had some grenades don’t ya’ think?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: You think she’ll hold together?
Zoë: She’s torn up plenty, but she’ll fly true.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Could be bumpy.
Zoë: Always is
Posted by M3298 on June 2, 2008 at 11:02 am
No matter how hard they tried, Arby ‘n’ the Chief just couldn’t stop the Brute from trying to sing.
Posted by WasiqsWorld on June 2, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Cheif: “mah roflbrute goes arg arg argargarg argagrgagrga!!!11!1one!!11!”
Posted by Kamikaze on June 2, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Cheif: Hey Arby, we’re concerned about you. I know that you’re happy you killed Tartarus, but you have to let it go. The head, I mean. It’s starting to smell.
Posted by Ahawk on June 2, 2008 at 2:56 pm
“Tis Just a Minor Flesh Wound.. Come Back ‘ere and I’ll Gnaw Your Leg Off!!”
Posted by Blackshadow on June 2, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Jesus, we just hit that Brute pretty hard. Think we should stop to see if he’s ok?
Posted by Danny on June 2, 2008 at 3:56 pm
PEEKABOO
Posted by Eruzen on June 3, 2008 at 6:10 am
Innovative as always, the Arbiter and Chief adding a whole new meaning to the term “Heads Up”.
Posted by Eruzen on June 3, 2008 at 6:11 am
This is why Brutes never attempt a stealthy ambush.
Posted by Eruzen on June 3, 2008 at 6:13 am
This Brutes attempt at feigning death has gone horribly wrong…
Posted by pad117 on June 3, 2008 at 12:13 pm
CHIEF: hey arbiter, i told you go to a real mechanic, but noooooo you had to do the job yourself!!!!
ARBITER: hey the guy in the back said that it looked like an air intake, you know, like a muscle car?
CHIEF: A mouth is not an intake……..
Posted by pad117 on June 3, 2008 at 12:19 pm
ARBITER :this is great chief !!!!!! you hid a fake brute head under the hood to scare the gunnar!!!!!!! classic.
CHIEF: did you just hear a big thud? and what happened to that guy in the middle of the road?
Posted by Shado360 on June 3, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Brute: HEYYYYYYY GUYS!!!!!!!
Master Cheif and Arbiter: “WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?”
Posted by Eruzen on June 3, 2008 at 4:47 pm
MC: So what d’you like to do on a sunday?
Arbiter: You know, chill out re-waitaminute, you see the head right?
MC: Yeeeah, we’re ignoring that.
Posted by Superstar38 on June 3, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Vrrrrroooooooooooooom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!eeeeeeekscreeech!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Oakley on June 3, 2008 at 10:01 pm
Advertisement- yeah…. he’s thinkin Arbys, well either that or he’s just dead
Posted by Eruzen on June 4, 2008 at 8:27 am
In a warthog with the Arbiter and Chief. This Brute is obviously the envy of his friends.
Posted by petetheduck on June 4, 2008 at 8:56 am
“The Arbiter thought Lord Hood had overcome his grudge against the Elites when he commissioned him his very own Warthog. That was, until he saw it.”
“The Arbiter in the Chief’s hand-me-down Warthog..”
“Much to the detriment of his Warthog, the Arbiter had his armor pimped instead.”
“The Arbiter, never listening to his mother’s warnings about Brutes wandering the streets at night, experienced the inevitable.”
“The weird part? He was driving in reverse..”
“Poor com signal resulted in the Arbiter’s faithful efforts to bring Lord Hood “the Brute’s head on a splatter”.
Posted by petetheduck on June 4, 2008 at 9:00 am
278 responses? Are you seriously going to read all these? Man.. :feels bad:
Posted by bs angel on June 4, 2008 at 10:09 am
Of course I will. I always do. :)
Posted by Alex Hendry on June 4, 2008 at 2:36 pm
I was informed that there was to be a free lunch buffet!
Posted by Alex Hendry on June 4, 2008 at 2:38 pm
LAWSUIT!
Posted by Eruzen on June 4, 2008 at 4:27 pm
This brute insists that it is HIS warthog the arbiter is driving.
Posted by Eruzen on June 4, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Two weeks later, teleporting restrictions were introduced.
Posted by Eruzen on June 4, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Brute: Gurlumph, nortulpha margrumph?
Arbiter: No, this isn’t High Charity.
Posted by Eruzen on June 5, 2008 at 9:16 am
Owned. Now finally i have Bungie power, where will this Brute spawn next?
Posted by petetheduck on June 5, 2008 at 10:18 am
“AFLAC!”
Posted by dan on June 6, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Hey Mr. Brute? how many licks to the center of the warthog?
Posted by TatTool on June 9, 2008 at 10:23 pm
Are those claams? I love claams.
Posted by TatTool on June 9, 2008 at 10:26 pm
that little lizard sure gets angry when u dont choose geico
Posted by Moose on June 10, 2008 at 3:28 am
Arby”Is the virus Airborne? Tell me it didn’t!”
Cheif: “Give it a week, mabye two and I can reverse the damage”
Arby: “Cheif, you said you’re going, not we’re going… What do you mean, you’re going?”
Chief “I can still fix this! This is my site, this is ground zero”
Arby: “This isn’t up to you… this is out of…”
euurrggghhhh SMASH
(I am legend)