Friday Caption Fun, Round 8
May 16, 2008 62 Comments
It’s Friday, and it’s hot! We seemed to skip the mild spring season and go straight to the blazing hot summer. While I spend the entirety of my day holed away in the cool basement, I could use some entertainment. Before you caption this week’s screenshot, let’s recap last week’s hilarious captions. While it was difficult narrowing down the nearly 200 awesome submissions, these were my absolute favorites.
- “After 1 day of being hired to re-design the latest MJOLNIR armor, Tony Stark was let go.” (-S-)
- “This leaked screenshot from an upcoming Halo 3 expansion pack shows yet another Bungie-only armor permeation.” (petetheduck)
- “What he did at the Halo 3 after party will echo through his life for years to come.” (aussie_spartan)
- “You should see the shape of the ammo!” (soulofaqua)
- “It’s plenty big, but how’s the… uh… “reload time”?” (Yellow Six)
- “Although it proved completely impractical in every combat scenario, the entire team agreed that the Mjolnir mark VII armor was totally awesome.” (T Robert T)
Totally awesome indeed. Can you imagine running across that in matchmaking? It would be like triple wielding needlers but so much more amazing. While I fantasize about that, I will leave you with this week’s screenshot. My title for it is “Put me down!” but what’s yours?
Author: Hyper Jam
And on the sixth day God created man.
Visual representation of skills show that blue pwns red.
“I’m crushing your head”
We fly high, no lie, stickin!
“Pwn to King’s Bishop-3. Check. I think.
And that is where Spartans come from.
Here comes Micheal Jordan who appears to be dribbling the… what the hell is he dribbling?!
Young man how many times have i told you not to play in that sand box…the cats go potty in there!
So there ARE Halo gnomes!
“Little known fact: Spartans play with action figures too”
Halo’s new reconstruction of the bible including interesting stories like; parting the red team and Simmons and Church
*Wilhelm scream*
Because of increasing numbers of Halo fangirls Bungie decided to collaborate with Mattel, inc. to make a new Spartan Barbie.
“Bungie hasn’t lost a humpday since deploying their ‘secret weapon’.”
“Despite the evidence, Frankie still denies using steroids.”
“Red player 1: ‘Help me!!!’
*Red player 2 has moved to the Blue Team*
*Red player 3 has moved to the Blue Team*
*Red player 4 has moved to the Blue Team*
Red player 1: ‘…Guys?’”
“You should see him ride the Elephant, it’s hilarious.“
It’s 9:15 AM on a workday and we’re making funny captions for a screenshot..is this not one of the “You know you play too much Halo 3 when..” criteria?
Oh well, I’ll think of some more :-p
The UNSCDF is hard at work testing the successor to Rodan.
Leaked Photo of the new “God Mode” in Forge.
The new Halo sims!
Ah!So that’s what the creator of halo action theatre looks like!
Or
Shh! Digitalph33r is busy!
Even as a little child BS Angel loved Halo, see here a picture of her playing with her Spartan Barbie in her own Mjolnir suit of armor.
“This tech demo shows the next evolution of the Bungie Banhammer: The Giant Master Chief Kick In The Butt. Cheaters beware.”
that looks like some giant about to eat a fair damsel
(that was an observation not a caption)
NEW EQUIPMENT
the mega spartan power-up cheesebar
the fact it bares a huge resemblance to mario’s mushrooms is irrelevant
Finally, after years of searching, Blue tracked down what many had dismissed as a red herring. There were many questions, but only one pressed upon his mind.
“About this Yellow Banshee…”
“How you like your head in a vise,
“TREE? I AM NO TREE! I AM A SPARTAN!”
Ka! Me! Ha! MEEE! HAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Blue- “Okay, I admit it. The red team’s trampoline is totally awesome.”
Or
The new invisible banshee!
Oh, those last two don’t have anything to do with blue crushing red.
“What happened when people hacked the custom power-up.”
Triple Kill!
“Wait, we can fly now!? What is this, Bleach?”
Godzilla-Spartan has gone on a rampage after finding out he can not haz recon.
Damn it Mario, keep your magic mushrooms out of Matchmaking.
Or
This is what happens when you ask a stockly Itallian plumber for advice on new equipment powerups!
Sarge’s crys of foul play went unheeded. Caboose the destroyer… Destroyed.
In Caboose his dreams he is a giant and sand is made out of Ben & Jerry’s Cookie Dough.
so they finally release who actually created halo the bungie studios is just a cover up
“Tell me about the rabbits.”
size DOES matter
This is what happens when Chuck Norris meets halo.
And that is where babies come from!
Awww, the baby fits in the palm of my hand.
Shown here, the momma spartan carries her newborn by the more flexable gel layer behind the neck.
In emergency situations, the new “mini-me” equipment can be deployed to help fight the opposing team….unfortunately there are still a few bugs.
Mr. Thompson gets ready to ride the “new Mancannon”
Buzz Lightyear decided as a last resort to look for Woody in matchmaking. Sadly, he was still the size of a toy.
The town of Bedrock had to improvise transportation in 2552 when all the dinosaurs suddenly died.
Brings new meaning to the term “grifball”
Unfortunately, Gulliver still remembers his travels….
Recommended exercise for Spartans: dancing the Blue Danube waltz.
“All right, down boy, I’ll throw the stick.”
>>This is what happens when Chuck Norris meets halo.
old, but hey
“Chuck Norris is so tough (translation: pwnful), when he plays multiplayer, he hacks it to make his SPARTAN tiny so the other players have some small chance of winning.”
so this is what killed by the guardians means.
“An artist’s rendition of what it’s like when Bungie lifts mixed party restrictions, resulting in a team of Lieutenants facing a team of Brigadiers.”
“The red guy is about to find out what it felt like learning Frankie was leaving Bungie. :(“
“After catching another helpless n00b attemping to dishonestly ‘haz’ recon armor, Shishka heads to the Great Pit of Carkoon to feed him to the Sarlacc.”
“Irony: The red guy is wearing Scout armor.”
Ever since the Wii Mii software came out, many people spent their time using the “grab” function just to fling their Miis around. Now, Halo 3 joins the fun.
“Come fly with me…..”
Or
Superman finally gave up his colored undies……
to someone that wanted to haz recon
“The result of letting Spartans near toxic waste.”
What’s that behind your ear?
“Because of many technical difficulties in flight combat scenarios, the production of Mojlnir Mark VI Armor/Iron Man Variant has finally ceased.”
“Master Kong grabbed the young Spartan and climbed to the top of Sandtrap but was promptly shot down.”
Too late did Dave realize the fatal flaw in his plan.
When applying the newest gadgets in surveillance technology, we inadvertently witness the true cause of the fabled “super-bounce”.
It puts the lotion on its skin…
“The UNSC project to combine the SPARTAN Project with the ultra-secret GODZILLA Project turns disastrous…”