It’s Friday, and it’s hot! We seemed to skip the mild spring season and go straight to the blazing hot summer. While I spend the entirety of my day holed away in the cool basement, I could use some entertainment. Before you caption this week’s screenshot, let’s recap last week’s hilarious captions. While it was difficult narrowing down the nearly 200 awesome submissions, these were my absolute favorites.
- “After 1 day of being hired to re-design the latest MJOLNIR armor, Tony Stark was let go.” (-S-)
- “This leaked screenshot from an upcoming Halo 3 expansion pack shows yet another Bungie-only armor permeation.” (petetheduck)
- “What he did at the Halo 3 after party will echo through his life for years to come.” (aussie_spartan)
- “You should see the shape of the ammo!” (soulofaqua)
- “It’s plenty big, but how’s the… uh… “reload time”?” (Yellow Six)
- “Although it proved completely impractical in every combat scenario, the entire team agreed that the Mjolnir mark VII armor was totally awesome.” (T Robert T)
Totally awesome indeed. Can you imagine running across that in matchmaking? It would be like triple wielding needlers but so much more amazing. While I fantasize about that, I will leave you with this week’s screenshot. My title for it is “Put me down!” but what’s yours?
Author: Hyper Jam
Posted by soulofaqua on May 16, 2008 at 3:30 am
And on the sixth day God created man.
Posted by soulofaqua on May 16, 2008 at 3:34 am
Visual representation of skills show that blue pwns red.
Posted by RyJen on May 16, 2008 at 3:57 am
“I’m crushing your head”
Posted by Algebra Cow on May 16, 2008 at 3:59 am
We fly high, no lie, stickin!
Posted by S@ndm@n on May 16, 2008 at 4:07 am
“Pwn to King’s Bishop-3. Check. I think.
Posted by soulofaqua on May 16, 2008 at 4:14 am
And that is where Spartans come from.
Posted by Penguinish on May 16, 2008 at 4:30 am
Here comes Micheal Jordan who appears to be dribbling the… what the hell is he dribbling?!
Posted by mendicantbias00 on May 16, 2008 at 4:54 am
Young man how many times have i told you not to play in that sand box…the cats go potty in there!
Posted by Dan the Stick on May 16, 2008 at 5:16 am
So there ARE Halo gnomes!
Posted by petetheduck on May 16, 2008 at 5:59 am
“Little known fact: Spartans play with action figures too”
Posted by soulofaqua on May 16, 2008 at 6:02 am
Halo’s new reconstruction of the bible including interesting stories like; parting the red team and Simmons and Church
Posted by Nid on May 16, 2008 at 6:04 am
*Wilhelm scream*
Posted by soulofaqua on May 16, 2008 at 6:12 am
Because of increasing numbers of Halo fangirls Bungie decided to collaborate with Mattel, inc. to make a new Spartan Barbie.
Posted by petetheduck on May 16, 2008 at 6:14 am
“Bungie hasn’t lost a humpday since deploying their ’secret weapon’.”
“Despite the evidence, Frankie still denies using steroids.”
“Red player 1: ‘Help me!!!’
*Red player 2 has moved to the Blue Team*
*Red player 3 has moved to the Blue Team*
*Red player 4 has moved to the Blue Team*
Red player 1: ‘…Guys?’”
“You should see him ride the Elephant, it’s hilarious.“
Posted by petetheduck on May 16, 2008 at 6:17 am
It’s 9:15 AM on a workday and we’re making funny captions for a screenshot..is this not one of the “You know you play too much Halo 3 when..” criteria?
Oh well, I’ll think of some more :-p
Posted by AusQB on May 16, 2008 at 6:33 am
The UNSCDF is hard at work testing the successor to Rodan.
Posted by Peniamina on May 16, 2008 at 7:11 am
Leaked Photo of the new “God Mode” in Forge.
Posted by soulofaqua on May 16, 2008 at 7:15 am
The new Halo sims!
Posted by DragonKnight08 on May 16, 2008 at 7:56 am
Ah!So that’s what the creator of halo action theatre looks like!
Or
Shh! Digitalph33r is busy!
Posted by soulofaqua on May 16, 2008 at 8:03 am
Even as a little child BS Angel loved Halo, see here a picture of her playing with her Spartan Barbie in her own Mjolnir suit of armor.
Posted by petetheduck on May 16, 2008 at 8:12 am
“This tech demo shows the next evolution of the Bungie Banhammer: The Giant Master Chief Kick In The Butt. Cheaters beware.”
Posted by wolfy on May 16, 2008 at 8:34 am
that looks like some giant about to eat a fair damsel
(that was an observation not a caption)
NEW EQUIPMENT
the mega spartan power-up cheesebar
the fact it bares a huge resemblance to mario’s mushrooms is irrelevant
Posted by ckamp on May 16, 2008 at 9:33 am
Finally, after years of searching, Blue tracked down what many had dismissed as a red herring. There were many questions, but only one pressed upon his mind.
“About this Yellow Banshee…”
Posted by Unique Name on May 16, 2008 at 9:36 am
“How you like your head in a vise,
“TREE? I AM NO TREE! I AM A SPARTAN!”
Posted by Mojo on May 16, 2008 at 9:48 am
Ka! Me! Ha! MEEE! HAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Posted by John CB on May 16, 2008 at 9:55 am
Blue- “Okay, I admit it. The red team’s trampoline is totally awesome.”
Posted by John CB on May 16, 2008 at 9:57 am
Or
The new invisible banshee!
Posted by John CB on May 16, 2008 at 9:59 am
Oh, those last two don’t have anything to do with blue crushing red.
“What happened when people hacked the custom power-up.”
Triple Kill!
Posted by Necromas on May 16, 2008 at 10:31 am
“Wait, we can fly now!? What is this, Bleach?”
Posted by Celsius070 on May 16, 2008 at 11:12 am
Godzilla-Spartan has gone on a rampage after finding out he can not haz recon.
Posted by ZZoMBiE13 on May 16, 2008 at 11:24 am
Damn it Mario, keep your magic mushrooms out of Matchmaking.
Or
This is what happens when you ask a stockly Itallian plumber for advice on new equipment powerups!
Posted by xp194 on May 16, 2008 at 11:36 am
Sarge’s crys of foul play went unheeded. Caboose the destroyer… Destroyed.
Posted by soulofaqua on May 16, 2008 at 11:46 am
In Caboose his dreams he is a giant and sand is made out of Ben & Jerry’s Cookie Dough.
Posted by tyler on May 16, 2008 at 12:10 pm
so they finally release who actually created halo the bungie studios is just a cover up
Posted by PsycoJoe on May 16, 2008 at 1:13 pm
“Tell me about the rabbits.”
Posted by G on May 16, 2008 at 1:27 pm
size DOES matter
Posted by tyler on May 16, 2008 at 2:09 pm
This is what happens when Chuck Norris meets halo.
Posted by soulofaqua on May 16, 2008 at 2:23 pm
And that is where babies come from!
Posted by Dan on May 16, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Awww, the baby fits in the palm of my hand.
Shown here, the momma spartan carries her newborn by the more flexable gel layer behind the neck.
In emergency situations, the new “mini-me” equipment can be deployed to help fight the opposing team….unfortunately there are still a few bugs.
Posted by Lovemuffin on May 16, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Mr. Thompson gets ready to ride the “new Mancannon”
Posted by retinence on May 16, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Buzz Lightyear decided as a last resort to look for Woody in matchmaking. Sadly, he was still the size of a toy.
Posted by retinence on May 16, 2008 at 3:57 pm
The town of Bedrock had to improvise transportation in 2552 when all the dinosaurs suddenly died.
Posted by R2-JL on May 16, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Brings new meaning to the term “grifball”
Posted by ReleasetheMonk on May 16, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Unfortunately, Gulliver still remembers his travels….
Posted by UrsusArctos on May 16, 2008 at 6:32 pm
Recommended exercise for Spartans: dancing the Blue Danube waltz.
Posted by General Vagueness on May 16, 2008 at 6:39 pm
“All right, down boy, I’ll throw the stick.”
>>This is what happens when Chuck Norris meets halo.
old, but hey
“Chuck Norris is so tough (translation: pwnful), when he plays multiplayer, he hacks it to make his SPARTAN tiny so the other players have some small chance of winning.”
Posted by tommyp2010 on May 16, 2008 at 6:49 pm
so this is what killed by the guardians means.
Posted by petetheduck on May 16, 2008 at 6:49 pm
“An artist’s rendition of what it’s like when Bungie lifts mixed party restrictions, resulting in a team of Lieutenants facing a team of Brigadiers.”
Posted by petetheduck on May 16, 2008 at 6:53 pm
“The red guy is about to find out what it felt like learning Frankie was leaving Bungie. :(“
Posted by Seth on May 16, 2008 at 8:19 pm
“After catching another helpless n00b attemping to dishonestly ‘haz’ recon armor, Shishka heads to the Great Pit of Carkoon to feed him to the Sarlacc.”
Posted by petetheduck on May 16, 2008 at 8:47 pm
“Irony: The red guy is wearing Scout armor.”
Posted by Shu Sam Chen on May 16, 2008 at 11:13 pm
Ever since the Wii Mii software came out, many people spent their time using the “grab” function just to fling their Miis around. Now, Halo 3 joins the fun.
Posted by Sierra-051 on May 17, 2008 at 1:15 am
“Come fly with me…..”
Posted by Sierra-051 on May 17, 2008 at 1:18 am
Or
Superman finally gave up his colored undies……
to someone that wanted to haz recon
Posted by Matoro3311 on May 17, 2008 at 10:02 am
“The result of letting Spartans near toxic waste.”
Posted by soulofaqua on May 17, 2008 at 1:15 pm
What’s that behind your ear?
Posted by IsLaNd3r on May 18, 2008 at 5:05 am
“Because of many technical difficulties in flight combat scenarios, the production of Mojlnir Mark VI Armor/Iron Man Variant has finally ceased.”
Posted by aussie_spartan on May 18, 2008 at 6:19 am
“Master Kong grabbed the young Spartan and climbed to the top of Sandtrap but was promptly shot down.”
Posted by DenimDan312 on May 18, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Too late did Dave realize the fatal flaw in his plan.
Posted by retinence on May 18, 2008 at 1:33 pm
When applying the newest gadgets in surveillance technology, we inadvertently witness the true cause of the fabled “super-bounce”.
Posted by JimmyC56 on May 18, 2008 at 9:51 pm
It puts the lotion on its skin…
Posted by Salen on May 21, 2008 at 10:31 am
“The UNSC project to combine the SPARTAN Project with the ultra-secret GODZILLA Project turns disastrous…”