Does Your Long Barrel Need Polishing?

halo 3 motivational sniper poster

Dust off your favorite long range weapon because it’s time for Halo 3’s Double EXP Weekend. Until Monday you will have the opportunity to play Team Snipers while simultaneously scoring a hefty dose of experience. I may be an expert at handling the long barrel but I certainly can’t snipe worth shit so you may see me in this playlist simply trying to get some practice. Then again I don’t enjoy dying repeatedly without being able to take a single step so I may try to find something to do this weekend that I actually like. If you hop into this cursory sharpshooter heaven, enjoy your headshots. Just not on me.

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  1. The color of the Spartan there makes me think the caption should be ‘…how well you weld it.’

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  2. Posted by Fezzer on May 9, 2008 at 1:42 pm

    “I may be an expert at handling the long barrel but I certainly can’t snipe worth shit”

    LOL! Priceless!

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  3. I can only snipe when my sniper is crotchmounted.

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  4. Posted by Crazyeye0 on May 9, 2008 at 2:22 pm

    Agh, Team Snipers =/
    Never liked it, still don’t, quite frankly I like being able to set at least one foot into open space before a million snipers shoot me >=(

    And so I hide in the bases of Standoff once more…and then get sniped through windows, great.

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  5. Posted by RT on May 9, 2008 at 2:27 pm

    Uh…is it “Hawty McNaughty”? Does your long barrel need polishing << that’s funny right there.

    Have a Great Weekend.

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  6. Posted by Ph4de on May 9, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    I love sniper so this Double Exp is definitely gonna be fun!

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  7. I always knew snipers were God’s right hand men/women…

    =D

    Also, why haven’t you added me on LIVE?!?!?!

    *sad face*

    -Ray

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