Ten More Halo Pick-Up Lines
May 7, 2008 29 Comments
I love pick-up lines, not as a thinly guised technique for scoring with the opposite sex but more as a humorous form of entertainment to help pass the time. Pick-up lines can be sweet, suggestive, hilarious, and sometimes even offensive but they are sure to get a reaction, whether it is a laugh, a groan, or something in between.
Any time I sit down to write pick-up lines, I always find myself back at Halo. From pick-up lines to romantic proposals to break-up lines, I just can’t stay away from that theme. Thankfully our favorite Spartan who so generously wages war in defense of humanity gives us a neverending supply of material. Thus I offer you ten more Halo pick-up lines, just in case you used the first batch already and now are in need of some new ones.
Ten More Halo Pick-Up Lines
Can we go into theater mode? I want to capture a screenshot of the first time I laid eyes on you.
To score extra points, tell her you want the screenshot so you will always remember the exact moment you fell in love. How could anyone resist that?
Wanna Forge? I’ll make it so juicy for you that we won’t even need any Filters.
Don’t be scared to use this line. I bet she will love your lollipop.
I’m holding down my right bumper to board you. Is it working yet?
Just because it doesn’t work on low flying banshees doesn’t mean it won’t be successful on your favorite female gamer. That button’s gotta work on something, right?
We must be playing SWAT because every time I look at you, I have the urge to go for a headshot.
Try for a spree so she knows you have the endurance to go along with the accuracy. Women love a man that can go all night. Don’t stop until you hit the rampage.
Care to drive around on the mongoose? That way I can ride you from behind.
Don’t forget to bring your rockets. You don’t want to miss an opportunity to spnkr, now do you?
Your hill appears to be unoccupied. Mind if I start accruing some time in it?
You’re really just trying to be thoughtful with this one. I mean, her hill looks so sad and lonely. You should definitely go over and get in it. While you’re there, explore a bit. I am sure there are some hidden nooks and crannies that would love a little attention.
Let’s play pretend. I’ll be a trip mine, you can get on me and we will both explode.
Hopefully the experience will last longer than the usual instant trip mine explosion. Otherwise you better just hope it is the explosion of her dreams.
You may think you love Avalanche, but you haven’t experienced a real mancannon until you have ridden mine.
Valhalla’s mancannon is decent. Avalanche’s is a little more impressive. But neither of those compares to yours, right? Let her ride the most legendary mancannon of them all.
You must be a teleporter because I just want to go in and out of you all night long.
If she takes offense to this line, just tell her you want the plasma grenades on the other side. That way you are guaranteed an explosion one way or another.
Forget about the flag. My current objective is capturing your heart.
But after you have captured her heart, you better get your ass back over to the opponent’s base. That flag is not going to capture itself.
There’s only three things I need in Halo a magnum and a pair of grenades.
lol aside from the last one, these are all ridiculously dirty.
love it!
Thanks to the Mongoose one I’m no longer eager to pick up a gunner.
Come on Jason we know you want it, your comment may say no but your body says HELL YEAH!!
there is nothing wrong with some ‘experimentations’ atleast you hump a fellow human.. or alien, it’s better than humping a Wraith and make him explode
(just look at you’re body movement when “boarding” it from behind xD)
These just keep getting raunchier and raunchier.
I love it.
LOL you are getting better at these, bs angel….. i cant help but wonder if anybody has actually TRIED any of these, and if so, their success rate….
My personal favorite quote:
“Hold Rb to feel the love!”
I didn’t realize they were getting dirtier until all of you mentioned that. Oops. I guess I ran out of the sweet ones, huh? :)
Or… you are feeling well… I shan’t continue with what I thought.
Sorry for even saying what I already did. Bad butters, bad butters!
Bookmarked, in all honesty.
This is beyond epicness.
I like the last one best…the other ones are…er…too dirty for me…
ROFL!!! That is great
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High.
Larious.
Absolutely funny.
So when do we get to hear the Halo woman’s pickup lines?
What, no long barrel jokes? ;)
You never cease to amaze me, bs angel.
Angel! I’m ashamed! Such dirtiness!
I’ve never seen this side of you before…
lol, i should randomly try some of these lines on xbox live and see how many like chicks like them or not, lol
Angel, you r hilarious, and like Juggling Joker said: make some pick-up lines for the ladies, lol
Pick-up lines for the ladies, … interesting idea. My brain is working overtime on it already.
I enjoyed those more than the originals I think.
I also like how you add the little bits of explanation or insight to the pick-up lines too, as in you put more thought into them than just, “does that sound like Halo banter? Yeah, it works. They’ll get it.”
These are as wonderful as always. Loved your comment on the last one. :P
I have to admit, these are very funny.
Hahaha. These are awesome angel!
I check out your site as much as I can. Figured I’d comment.
:)
-Crystle
8 and 9 are my favorites!
You want to go to Valhalla, drink a couple of headshots and then ‘Black out’ all night?
Or would you prefer to watch the sunset in Avalanche, and afterwards ride my Gauss?
Wanna Forge? I’ll make it so juicy for you that we won’t even need any Filters.
english> hungarian >english
Wanna Forge? I’ll make this ergo juicy for you that we can won’t uniform want whatsoever Filters.
Lol, love the description for the mongoose one.