The Flow Chart of My Life

What path do you follow on this geek lifecycle flow chart? It doesn’t describe me in the least bit so even though it’s fairly humorous, I seriously doubt its overall accuracy. I mean, blogging about diagrams? Who the hell does that?

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geek flow chart

Source [technabob]

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  1. I am lost! I don’t get it, why is not being exposed to D&D directly puts me through to sunlight wich only goes to girls where it becomes a complete mess

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  2. I’m pretty much lost, I don’t know where I’m going, and I’m no longer sure of who I am. :/

    Pretty funny though. :)

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  3. I now finally know I do not belong in this flow chart for my final destination is boo.. erh girls

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  4. Posted by Cunbelin on May 4, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    Homemade Gandalf costume = yes

    Only one Halloween though, and to be fair I was in third grade.

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  5. Well, I guess I’m not a nerd, as the flow chart took me straight to “Girls”…

    I guess that means I win.

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  6. Posted by wolfy on May 4, 2008 at 7:17 pm

    does D&D mean dungons and dragons?
    cuz if so this chart isn’t aimed at my generation
    that’s ancient history

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  7. I’ve seen stuff like this before, but I do have to say that this is quite the complex list :p

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  8. Would you believe that, not only did I teach myself Pascal at an early age (after growing frustrated with the limitations of BASIC), but I actually met Captain Crunch a few years ago at a hacker conference where I made a presentation? (That’s right, I’m l337.)

    wolfy: They still make and sell D&D even today. There are whole businesses build around a variety of pencil, paper, and dice role playing games. It’s not all just MMORPGs you know. If you’re going to sit around in your basement pretending to be an elf, you should at least have some friends over to help.

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  9. This explains much in my life…

    ’nuff said.

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  10. Posted by Deadlock on February 21, 2009 at 10:53 pm

    This explains everything!!!

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